Talk radio

[tommyvercetti_03]

Ok wich is better and why? K-chat (vice city) or Chatterbox(GTA3)? Pesonally I absolutly hate k- chat.The host really sucks. Chatterbox with Lazlo is hilarious. Whats your opinion?

[tuff_luv_capo]

I think K-chat and VCPR kick chatterbox's ass

[Phil Ca$$idy]

chatterbox rules , Lazlow doesn't get as much of a chance 2 'SHINE' on V-rock

[chaveta]

well i totally LOVED laslow... but i felt he didnt get as much time as the KCHAT girl... she's really good though, some interviews are f*cking lame, like the bi-sexual girl, and the other one thats like a nature girl, and the zoo guy...

 

the only good ones are BJ SMITH, THOR, and JESS TURRENT, or whatever his name is from love fist...

VROck is also good but it would be cool if laslow could do some interviews...

 

VCPR... i like it, but i wish it had a longer play time, everytime i listen to it, i pretty much know what they're going to say

[LordDiablo]

Shut up, wench!

[vicemad]

chatter-box is way better than k-chat but VCPR is my favourite.

[chaveta]

oh man i actually typed the whole THOR interview... mind you its very faulty, since i can't make out some stuff he says but hey, you guys can feel the gaps...

 

 

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AMY: Hiii! And welcome back! If you’re just joining us you’re listening to KCHAT, Vice City’s only commercial talk station. The place where the stars shine in conversation with you and me. I’m Amy ChecknHousen, my next guest is a rising star in the world of North Mythology, he’s appeared in several best-selling infomercials and traveled the globe speaking at corporate training camps. His books, and audio cassettes are sold around the world. He is Thor!

 

THOR: HI!, hello Amy I’m happy to be here, it’s been a long journey.

 

AMY: uhhh.. yeah, now I don’t know too much about you, I mean, I read “baywolf”, well, I didn’t, but I read the cover, but like, you’re a Viking … right?

 

THOR: did the tunic and boots give you a clue maybe? I am a Viking! And a Viking that will not only help you unleash the furies, but unleash yourself, it’s in my “Thor’s North Power” program.

 

AMY: ok…. I’m a little confused, well I’m a lot confused, I was taught in school that Vikings were blood thirsty, and violent!

 

THOR: an older once told me “you must unlearn what you have learned”, of course then he died of the green plague. There are some Vikings that are a bloodthirsty lot, yes, but no more than anyone else, really. We’re a nomadic people Amy, we have cold fire in our souls, ye have that fire too Amy, you’ve just lost it since you’ve gotten television!, now, that being said, I’ll answer your question, we are mostly not violent, though many of the Vikings travel to Scotland, and mindya!, anyone who goes there will turn bloodthirsty!. You can’t understand what the lot are saying!, ”itzall”, “afore”, “recklen”, “aboot”, its enough to want to make you burn a village to the ground!, that’s why in my  cassette series, I talk about the importance of communication. You see, Amy, men and women live in different worlds, we use different words, a group of men talk about what they’ve killed, how to start a fire, who has the best long boat. Women want to talk about, keeping the kid tidy and their feelings, when I’m wrecking a village I don’t need to be talking about feelings, its time for action!

 

AMY: great, so is that all there is to being a Viking? Pillaging?

 

THOR: no lass, no! pillaging and battle are important, but we admire poetry as well, as long as its all about whacking somebody with a double-handed battle ax!!, what’s holding you back Amy?. In chapter 3 of my book, I talk about listening to the bloodthirsty water spirit, its really quite important if you want to enter Valhalla.

 

AMY: I think I went there last night, oh no, uh uh, wait that was Malibu, but it’s the same sort of thing, Valhalla was that goth club wasn’t it? Soooo 1983, but right, what does being a Viking have to do with ANYTHING? This is the 20th century, we have electricity, penicillin, jet-planes, implants, well, I don’t, but I want some, but I heard the operation is really gross, you live like its 1982 A.D. or something.

THOR: bite ye tongue wench, lest I cut it out! Deep down all of you listening to me say “Thor, yes, I’d like to unleash the Viking within”, maybe you go camping once a year, or hunting and wonder why it feels so natural, that’s because it is! So much of this denying your instincts. Men shaving! You know, deep down, in the pit of your soul, you wish you could crouch in the grass, with flies in your face, afraid to move for fear of alerting the beasts, covering yourself with jak urine to avert your scent, then, a beast draws close, you bounce, bringing your battle ax on its skull! Man an animal at that moment, one in the same in a terrible beauty, then you drag its carcass back to camp and celebrate by eating its heart! Some people only do this once in a lifetime, I do this everyday! And so can you, all it takes is some positive thinking, just attend my “unleash the north within” weekend, when you are finished you will say “I am a god! Nobody can stop me, I crush my enemies and dance under funeral fires” this is very helpful for living in suburbia Amy, and I should know.

 

AMY: I really don’t understand how.

 

THOR: oh, its very helpful, maybe a neighbor is tossing his leaf clippings on your lawn, or looking at your woman, or harboring desires regarding your long boat. You enslave his children, set his house on fire, he shall not bother you again.

 

AMY: hm, it must be nice having you as a neighbor, not.

 

THOR: I live in no place longer than needed to fulfill my goals, taking slaves, edibles, and food. Goal setting is very important, Amy, not just in football.

 

AMY: you’re very weird and creeping me out a bit, but whatever, no weirder than anything else, so, what do you think of Vice City?!

 

THOR: ahh, I like it very much, your women here are prepared for battle, they’re large, not like those scrawny things to the north, a woman who eats well, provides for her man, you cannot settle for robbing and pillaging on an empty stomach, its like the story of the Parson’s wife and the Troll.

 

AMY: I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one.

 

THOR: ye mainlanders have no historical perspective, read the roons!, its all right there, talk to a grandparent!, but no you cast people out like rubbish, wisdom is not to be treated so lightly. When my father grew old I sat with him day and night, observing his wisdom, learning about the demons, and where the wickedness resides in men’s hearts; and as his time grew near, I built a large fire, burned him and his wife while communing with Northern spirit.

 

AMY: careful “Musty Pines” is a sponsor of the show, oh rowdy! What are you doing?

 

THOR: I’m just adjusting myself she-devil, wearing this animal hide does get a bit itchy.

 

AMY: ummm ok, you never answered my question, what do you think of Vice City?

 

THOR: your land and people have a lot in common with mine, see, we also fled our homes due to lack of food, over population and the bitter cold, and mindye, we needed a new land to have our way with, granted we rowed and sailed to an area, landed by force and burned down a local ministerial village; where as you come in, destroy all the creatures and sell plastic versions of them, ye did a fine job pillaging these lands, but ye shoulda done something about Canada!

 

AMY: wait a minute there buster, my mother is half Canadian.

 

THOR: oh, what are ye gonna do wench? Sweep the ice furiously at me? Nay ye did it all wrong, you should’ve continued to the north and finished things off. I talk about this in me motivational learning tapes, that an beware the magpie, which is the devil, evil reigneth when darkness comes.

 

AMY: are you married? You seem like a tough character to live with.

 

THOR: aye, me wife Helga, what a hag!

 

AMY: this show is not sexist, whatever some bearded women might say, women are people too, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t talk that way.

 

THOR: ah! Go life in a chimney ye troll! You 20th century women are all the same, and me hag Helga, she felt prettier up in her ways, she says to me “Thor, I ain’t having no meat no more, I’m going to meetings” see, that’s ye problem, as soon as you start something out you gotta start preaching from the rooftops, to everyone else, how to live, not pillage or thunder no more, but live in boxes. Then she says “Thor, I’m getting me stomach stapled, I look fat” and now fit in two jak skins, when previously, it was only one, I say “wench! Don’t come crying to me, when we’re in a long boat crossing the ocean for two moons and you’re all skin and bones”, a man needs something to grab onto, aye, ain’t her fault a cursed pixie goblin got her.

 

AMY: pixie goblin? What kind of weird ancient nonsense are you talking about? Now Thor, I’ve got to ask you, how old are you?

 

THOR: I am as old as a yarn, as young as a new born land.

 

AMY: are you shy about your age? You should just lie about it, like my mom.

 

THOR: Thor is never shy, Thor is mighty, Thor is a god!

 

AMY: and where are you from?

 

THOR: from the beginning of the flat earth, where the sun meets the sky.

 

AMY: oh right, by the beach! Great, let’s take a commercial break, we’ll be right back with Thor, he’s a real Viking! Yeah right, whatever ***commercial break***

 

AMY: we’re back on KCHAT, with me Amy and my guest is Thor, Viking warrior and self-help guru, do you have a last name? Oh whatever, anyway, what were we talking about?

 

THOR: we were talking about the wisdom of the ancients, there are many hurdles in life, Amy I remember one of the first bits of fan-mail I got, it came by bottle in the sea, a man of wiler island said: “a tiny woman came to our farm one night and slept in front of our door, a troll just carried off my woman in the dead of night, give me wisdom thor!”

 

AMY: so, what did you tell him?

 

THOR: aye Amy, it was obvious the black plague had visited his home, as soon as you can’t be a mid-wife to a fairy, expect wisdom from a fool, or find a good meal downtown on a Saturday night.

 

AMY: ok… um I really don’t have nothing to ask you because I really don’t think we’re bonding quite right here, I’m more than a little confused, let’s go to the phones! You’re on KCHAT with Thor.

 

CALLER: yes, hello Thor, my name’s Jay, I’m a huge fan man! Your book really helped me get through puberty, everyone else was into vampires and stuff, I just got into the Viking thing its pretty cool, it’s been working pretty well for me, anyway, my girlfriend and I, we fight all the time, she’s always calling to check up on me, it really totally sucks, it’s a drag; like I hang out at the strip mall with all my boys and she shows up, is there any advice you can give me?

 

THOR: ah yes, there was a man who asked for a nights lodging at a certain farm on the eve of Maundy Thursday, or maybe it was fat Tuesday, anyway, in the course of the night the old woman of the house took out a hornets nest and smeared herself with it from head to toe, she then climbed on top of the stove, set stride, a sweeping broom and began to…

 

AMY: hello, excuse me, what the hell are you talking about?

 

THOR: readings from the roons wench! AMY: what kind of roons?

 

THOR: aye it’s a man’s roon and not appropriate for the warrior under 18 years old, but there’s a moral at the end, are you still there fair Jay?

 

JAY: uhh yeah I’m still here.

 

THOR: do you love this woman?

 

JAY: uh yeah I think so, she’s really special, specially in the back seat, if you know what I mean thor.

 

THOR: then behead her!, and parade thy love around on a stick for the world to admire.

 

JAY: wow cool! Thanks Thor!

 

AMY: ok, I’d like to throw you out but you got an enormous sword, but yeah, let’s take another call! And remember don’t behead your girlfriend and take her head around on a stick! HI! You’re on KCHAT with Thor.

CALLER: hey brother, my name is TJ, your book is fresh, real fresh! Like, its been a real inspiration and all of that, its most definitely on me and my crew’s vibe, you know what I mean trooper? In fact, me and my boys are starting a Thor fan club, you know what I’m rappin’ ? we’re on your vibe man.

 

THOR: AYE! A Thor fan club, this pleases Thor very much, I shall speak of myself in the third person from now on.

 

TJ: uh uh yeah, I wasn’t really into school all that much, but I hear ya Thor, so so, anyway, we have this fan club right, and instead of naming it something like “The Vice Lords of Valhalla” we gave it, like a modern name, keeping things firmly in the 80’s you know? “The Bloods” ain’t that off the wall man? We follow your teachings to the letter sir, especially how you go around smiting fools with that wild hammer of yours and getting people to know exactly what time it is ya hear?

 

THOR: have you a magic hammer?

 

TJ: nah “T” we don’t have any olden types around here to strap us with super fly hardware like yours, but we do have mac-tens, tech-nines, tray-eights, street-sweepers and all that, are you still on my vibe brother?

 

THOR: aye, I like the sound of this, me thinks I want to join your group, do you pillage proper?

 

TJ: hell yeah! We do it like a Viking, you oughta come party with us, we’ll even make you an honorary blood, word.

 

THOR: ah! Indiscriminate pillaging, this is, as we say, the school of old, when I am done with the wench, we shall meet, till then, beware  the frost giant TJ, and the serpent with two tongues.

 

TJ: uh yeah, ok whatever, yo brother, where’d you land that funky fresh silver helmet of yours? Those wings on the side are wicked, money!

 

AMY: stop calling me a wench!

 

THOR: I have much to teach you, wench Amy, only if you would listen, for many centuries people have asked questions, “why is my fatted calf going after the gypsy woman of beard?”, “are there trolls living in my chimney?” aye, sure I can tell ye the story of the twelve children on a platter, or the mid-summer snow, but in the end Amy you need a spirit journey, a wandering spirit demands a wandering body! Take a long boat, pack only what you can carry, head toward the moon at high tide.

 

AMY: ok, thanks for the advice and with that revelation, I’m going to have to change topics, that was Thor, Viking Warrior, coming back we have another guest, we’ll be back, after this.

 

---THE END---

[leighrocks]

wow that must of taken ages but i still prefere c box

 

 

 

but i  love vcpr its so funny specially when he hits that guy with the paperwight

[Phil Ca$$idy]

oh man i actually typed the whole THOR interview... mind you its very faulty, since i can't make out some stuff he says but hey, you guys can feel the gaps...

 

 

------------------------------------------------------------

 

AMY: Hiii! And welcome back! If you’re just joining us you’re listening to KCHAT, Vice City’s only commercial talk station. The place where the stars shine in conversation with you and me. I’m Amy ChecknHousen, my next guest is a rising star in the world of North Mythology, he’s appeared in several best-selling infomercials and traveled the globe speaking at corporate training camps. His books, and audio cassettes are sold around the world. He is Thor!

 

THOR: HI!, hello Amy I’m happy to be here, it’s been a long journey.

 

AMY: uhhh.. yeah, now I don’t know too much about you, I mean, I read “baywolf”, well, I didn’t, but I read the cover, but like, you’re a Viking … right?

 

THOR: did the tunic and boots give you a clue maybe? I am a Viking! And a Viking that will not only help you unleash the furies, but unleash yourself, it’s in my “Thor’s North Power” program.

 

AMY: ok…. I’m a little confused, well I’m a lot confused, I was taught in school that Vikings were blood thirsty, and violent!

 

THOR: an older once told me “you must unlearn what you have learned”, of course then he died of the green plague. There are some Vikings that are a bloodthirsty lot, yes, but no more than anyone else, really. We’re a nomadic people Amy, we have cold fire in our souls, ye have that fire too Amy, you’ve just lost it since you’ve gotten television!, now, that being said, I’ll answer your question, we are mostly not violent, though many of the Vikings travel to Scotland, and mindya!, anyone who goes there will turn bloodthirsty!. You can’t understand what the lot are saying!, ”itzall”, “afore”, “recklen”, “aboot”, its enough to want to make you burn a village to the ground!, that’s why in my  cassette series, I talk about the importance of communication. You see, Amy, men and women live in different worlds, we use different words, a group of men talk about what they’ve killed, how to start a fire, who has the best long boat. Women want to talk about, keeping the kid tidy and their feelings, when I’m wrecking a village I don’t need to be talking about feelings, its time for action!

 

AMY: great, so is that all there is to being a Viking? Pillaging?

 

THOR: no lass, no! pillaging and battle are important, but we admire poetry as well, as long as its all about whacking somebody with a double-handed battle ax!!, what’s holding you back Amy?. In chapter 3 of my book, I talk about listening to the bloodthirsty water spirit, its really quite important if you want to enter Valhalla.

 

AMY: I think I went there last night, oh no, uh uh, wait that was Malibu, but it’s the same sort of thing, Valhalla was that goth club wasn’t it? Soooo 1983, but right, what does being a Viking have to do with ANYTHING? This is the 20th century, we have electricity, penicillin, jet-planes, implants, well, I don’t, but I want some, but I heard the operation is really gross, you live like its 1982 A.D. or something.

THOR: bite ye tongue wench, lest I cut it out! Deep down all of you listening to me say “Thor, yes, I’d like to unleash the Viking within”, maybe you go camping once a year, or hunting and wonder why it feels so natural, that’s because it is! So much of this denying your instincts. Men shaving! You know, deep down, in the pit of your soul, you wish you could crouch in the grass, with flies in your face, afraid to move for fear of alerting the beasts, covering yourself with jak urine to avert your scent, then, a beast draws close, you bounce, bringing your battle ax on its skull! Man an animal at that moment, one in the same in a terrible beauty, then you drag its carcass back to camp and celebrate by eating its heart! Some people only do this once in a lifetime, I do this everyday! And so can you, all it takes is some positive thinking, just attend my “unleash the north within” weekend, when you are finished you will say “I am a god! Nobody can stop me, I crush my enemies and dance under funeral fires” this is very helpful for living in suburbia Amy, and I should know.

 

AMY: I really don’t understand how.

 

THOR: oh, its very helpful, maybe a neighbor is tossing his leaf clippings on your lawn, or looking at your woman, or harboring desires regarding your long boat. You enslave his children, set his house on fire, he shall not bother you again.

 

AMY: hm, it must be nice having you as a neighbor, not.

 

THOR: I live in no place longer than needed to fulfill my goals, taking slaves, edibles, and food. Goal setting is very important, Amy, not just in football.

 

AMY: you’re very weird and creeping me out a bit, but whatever, no weirder than anything else, so, what do you think of Vice City?!

 

THOR: ahh, I like it very much, your women here are prepared for battle, they’re large, not like those scrawny things to the north, a woman who eats well, provides for her man, you cannot settle for robbing and pillaging on an empty stomach, its like the story of the Parson’s wife and the Troll.

 

AMY: I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one.

 

THOR: ye mainlanders have no historical perspective, read the roons!, its all right there, talk to a grandparent!, but no you cast people out like rubbish, wisdom is not to be treated so lightly. When my father grew old I sat with him day and night, observing his wisdom, learning about the demons, and where the wickedness resides in men’s hearts; and as his time grew near, I built a large fire, burned him and his wife while communing with Northern spirit.

 

AMY: careful “Musty Pines” is a sponsor of the show, oh rowdy! What are you doing?

 

THOR: I’m just adjusting myself she-devil, wearing this animal hide does get a bit itchy.

 

AMY: ummm ok, you never answered my question, what do you think of Vice City?

 

THOR: your land and people have a lot in common with mine, see, we also fled our homes due to lack of food, over population and the bitter cold, and mindye, we needed a new land to have our way with, granted we rowed and sailed to an area, landed by force and burned down a local ministerial village; where as you come in, destroy all the creatures and sell plastic versions of them, ye did a fine job pillaging these lands, but ye shoulda done something about Canada!

 

AMY: wait a minute there buster, my mother is half Canadian.

 

THOR: oh, what are ye gonna do wench? Sweep the ice furiously at me? Nay ye did it all wrong, you should’ve continued to the north and finished things off. I talk about this in me motivational learning tapes, that an beware the magpie, which is the devil, evil reigneth when darkness comes.

 

AMY: are you married? You seem like a tough character to live with.

 

THOR: aye, me wife Helga, what a hag!

 

AMY: this show is not sexist, whatever some bearded women might say, women are people too, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t talk that way.

 

THOR: ah! Go life in a chimney ye troll! You 20th century women are all the same, and me hag Helga, she felt prettier up in her ways, she says to me “Thor, I ain’t having no meat no more, I’m going to meetings” see, that’s ye problem, as soon as you start something out you gotta start preaching from the rooftops, to everyone else, how to live, not pillage or thunder no more, but live in boxes. Then she says “Thor, I’m getting me stomach stapled, I look fat” and now fit in two jak skins, when previously, it was only one, I say “wench! Don’t come crying to me, when we’re in a long boat crossing the ocean for two moons and you’re all skin and bones”, a man needs something to grab onto, aye, ain’t her fault a cursed pixie goblin got her.

 

AMY: pixie goblin? What kind of weird ancient nonsense are you talking about? Now Thor, I’ve got to ask you, how old are you?

 

THOR: I am as old as a yarn, as young as a new born land.

 

AMY: are you shy about your age? You should just lie about it, like my mom.

 

THOR: Thor is never shy, Thor is mighty, Thor is a god!

 

AMY: and where are you from?

 

THOR: from the beginning of the flat earth, where the sun meets the sky.

 

AMY: oh right, by the beach! Great, let’s take a commercial break, we’ll be right back with Thor, he’s a real Viking! Yeah right, whatever ***commercial break***

 

AMY: we’re back on KCHAT, with me Amy and my guest is Thor, Viking warrior and self-help guru, do you have a last name? Oh whatever, anyway, what were we talking about?

 

THOR: we were talking about the wisdom of the ancients, there are many hurdles in life, Amy I remember one of the first bits of fan-mail I got, it came by bottle in the sea, a man of wiler island said: “a tiny woman came to our farm one night and slept in front of our door, a troll just carried off my woman in the dead of night, give me wisdom thor!”

 

AMY: so, what did you tell him?

 

THOR: aye Amy, it was obvious the black plague had visited his home, as soon as you can’t be a mid-wife to a fairy, expect wisdom from a fool, or find a good meal downtown on a Saturday night.

 

AMY: ok… um I really don’t have nothing to ask you because I really don’t think we’re bonding quite right here, I’m more than a little confused, let’s go to the phones! You’re on KCHAT with Thor.

 

CALLER: yes, hello Thor, my name’s Jay, I’m a huge fan man! Your book really helped me get through puberty, everyone else was into vampires and stuff, I just got into the Viking thing its pretty cool, it’s been working pretty well for me, anyway, my girlfriend and I, we fight all the time, she’s always calling to check up on me, it really totally sucks, it’s a drag; like I hang out at the strip mall with all my boys and she shows up, is there any advice you can give me?

 

THOR: ah yes, there was a man who asked for a nights lodging at a certain farm on the eve of Maundy Thursday, or maybe it was fat Tuesday, anyway, in the course of the night the old woman of the house took out a hornets nest and smeared herself with it from head to toe, she then climbed on top of the stove, set stride, a sweeping broom and began to…

 

AMY: hello, excuse me, what the hell are you talking about?

 

THOR: readings from the roons wench! AMY: what kind of roons?

 

THOR: aye it’s a man’s roon and not appropriate for the warrior under 18 years old, but there’s a moral at the end, are you still there fair Jay?

 

JAY: uhh yeah I’m still here.

 

THOR: do you love this woman?

 

JAY: uh yeah I think so, she’s really special, specially in the back seat, if you know what I mean thor.

 

THOR: then behead her!, and parade thy love around on a stick for the world to admire.

 

JAY: wow cool! Thanks Thor!

 

AMY: ok, I’d like to throw you out but you got an enormous sword, but yeah, let’s take another call! And remember don’t behead your girlfriend and take her head around on a stick! HI! You’re on KCHAT with Thor.

CALLER: hey brother, my name is TJ, your book is fresh, real fresh! Like, its been a real inspiration and all of that, its most definitely on me and my crew’s vibe, you know what I mean trooper? In fact, me and my boys are starting a Thor fan club, you know what I’m rappin’ ? we’re on your vibe man.

 

THOR: AYE! A Thor fan club, this pleases Thor very much, I shall speak of myself in the third person from now on.

 

TJ: uh uh yeah, I wasn’t really into school all that much, but I hear ya Thor, so so, anyway, we have this fan club right, and instead of naming it something like “The Vice Lords of Valhalla” we gave it, like a modern name, keeping things firmly in the 80’s you know? “The Bloods” ain’t that off the wall man? We follow your teachings to the letter sir, especially how you go around smiting fools with that wild hammer of yours and getting people to know exactly what time it is ya hear?

 

THOR: have you a magic hammer?

 

TJ: nah “T” we don’t have any olden types around here to strap us with super fly hardware like yours, but we do have mac-tens, tech-nines, tray-eights, street-sweepers and all that, are you still on my vibe brother?

 

THOR: aye, I like the sound of this, me thinks I want to join your group, do you pillage proper?

 

TJ: hell yeah! We do it like a Viking, you oughta come party with us, we’ll even make you an honorary blood, word.

 

THOR: ah! Indiscriminate pillaging, this is, as we say, the school of old, when I am done with the wench, we shall meet, till then, beware  the frost giant TJ, and the serpent with two tongues.

 

TJ: uh yeah, ok whatever, yo brother, where’d you land that funky fresh silver helmet of yours? Those wings on the side are wicked, money!

 

AMY: stop calling me a wench!

 

THOR: I have much to teach you, wench Amy, only if you would listen, for many centuries people have asked questions, “why is my fatted calf going after the gypsy woman of beard?”, “are there trolls living in my chimney?” aye, sure I can tell ye the story of the twelve children on a platter, or the mid-summer snow, but in the end Amy you need a spirit journey, a wandering spirit demands a wandering body! Take a long boat, pack only what you can carry, head toward the moon at high tide.

 

AMY: ok, thanks for the advice and with that revelation, I’m going to have to change topics, that was Thor, Viking Warrior, coming back we have another guest, we’ll be back, after this.

 

---THE END---

you saaad saaad boy

[leighrocks]

in a way i have to agree to right all that out is sad but also its quite kool maybe i have spilt personalty raaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Lance_Vance_Dance]

k-chat kicks chatterboxs ass because of thor and the girl who dresses like a man.i died of laughter when she said"do you know that men like to enjoy looking at pictures of naked women..its called pornography"

[chaveta]

i dont see how its sad really, it didn't take too long, about half an hour, and it was late at night and i was bored... so yeah...

[The Nefarious Jester]

C-Box, i hate the talk radios on vice. I listen to flash and vrock (flash is my most listened to Micheal Jackson - Billy jean kicks ass!

[tommyvercetti_03]

Ok,

 

 

1.Micheal jackson sucks  

2.Flash sucks

 

3.You suck      

 

C-BOX IS THE GREATIST!

[tuff_luv_capo]

Ok,

 

 

1.Micheal jackson sucks  

2.Flash sucks

 

3.You suck      

 

C-BOX IS THE GREATIST!

uhh...I do beleive you suck large amounts of ass, mr vercetti.

 

BTW- Anybody who's screen name contain tommy vercetti is an 8-year old teeny-bop fa**ot who doesn't understand this forum. You don't just call yourself the main character, that is like calling yourself N*sync....damn whores

[cyrus213]

lol to above

[Alex91]

C-box for sure i dont like vicecitys talk shows

[Big Cojones]

K-Chat is great - especially when she interviews Mr Zoo. The presenter is so stupid and dumb she's just funny.

[3xtra larg3]

Id Rather list3n to vcpr 3sp3ccialy th3 int3rvi3w with da nak3d dud3

[Ashwin]

Chaveta you lying f*ck, you copied n pasted it from gamefaqs,

passing it off as your own without the writers permission is COPYRIGHT.  

[Stefan]

I prefer chatterbox, the K-Chat host is too annoying and the interviews arent as funny. VCPR is quite good but C'box is slightly better.

[gta3007]

You know when Thor talks about the old guy saying "you must unlearn what you have learned"? That is a reference to Yoda, he said that, is old, green, and died. Star Wars was popular in the 80's, too.