The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[KingAJ032304]

On 7/31/2019 at 8:06 AM, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

A .44 Magnum revolver (Heavy Revolver) deals way more damage than a .50 AE Pistol (Pistol .50).

 

Not only that, the Pistol .50 has a magazine capacity of 9 rounds, which would make sense if it was chambered in .357 Magnum, but the pistol itself has ".50 CAL" engraved:

 

That's called "Weapon Balance" Same reason why all rifles are UNREALISTICALLY slow and why every gun has an UNREALISTICALLY low range and damage drop off.

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, Onishiro said:

Speaking of Lester and heists, having a guy who organized the heist telling you their f*cking life's story while you're trying to do the objective. Not only is it goddamn annoying but think about if it were to happen IRL; you're 3 feet from a group of security guards then suddenly some douchebag starts talking incessantly about irrelevant things trying to be funny (they're not) in your earpiece loud enough for the entire floor to hear you. Seriously Rockstar, STOP THIS. Cut back on heist dialogue, especially the small talk.

Same with Baker. I’m tired of this bitch calling me while I’m in the middle of doing the dirty work for her. Bitch, f*ck off and let me do this sh*t. 

[Jackimo1999]

8 hours ago, KingAJ032304 said:

That's called "Weapon Balance" Same reason why all rifles are UNREALISTICALLY slow and why every gun has an UNREALISTICALLY low range and damage drop off.

You'd almost think it's a video game or something

[Gunbladelad]

Rockstar Logic : Person's trying to raise funds via MC businesses?  Raid them non-stop every few sessions so they're spending double the time on trying to keep afloat so we can force them to buy more shark cards...

(I got raided 5 times in a row a couple of weeks ago, 3 times in a row the very next time I loaded up - and tonight was 4 raids in a row...)

Edited December 31, 2019 by Gunbladelad

[computertech82]

Cockstar logic: That a toy tank should outlast a real tank. o_0

[MaddenedGhost]

Sooo we can own an RCV and a Firetruck, but for whatever reason we can ask for the RCV to spawn right next to our feet but we have to ask pegasus to put the Firetruck in the nearest spawn location (which usually is miles away)

[EkaSwede]

9 hours ago, Maddened_Ghost said:

Sooo we can own an RCV and a Firetruck, but for whatever reason we can ask for the RCV to spawn right next to our feet but we have to ask pegasus to put the Firetruck in the nearest spawn location (which usually is miles away)

And you can get a firetruck for free by calling 911 and requesting one to drive up to you.

[Xiled]

7 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

And you can get a firetruck for free by calling 911 and requesting one to drive up to you.

Which is quicker to get it as well instead of going to the maybe will work pegasus spawn location 

Edited January 2, 2020 by Xiled

[TheGhostFromPast]

There are festive hats, festive scarfs, festive sweaters, festive t-shirts, festive pants and festive shoes, but where the hell are festive gloves?!?! 

Edited January 4, 2020 by TheGhostFromPast

[Standard Deluxe 59]

They don't even know what classes their cars are in. Copied from the newswire

• Vysser Neo (Super) – 25% off
• Ocelot Locust (Super) – 25% off
• Vapid Peyote Gasser (Sports) – 25% off

The first two are sports cars and the last one is a muscle car. 

[Up2NoGood45]

I trade my Nightclub for a different location since they are on sale.  The old one was at full popularity, new one at zero popularity.  

[Xiled]

7 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

They don't even know what classes their cars are in. Copied from the newswire

• Vysser Neo (Super) – 25% off
• Ocelot Locust (Super) – 25% off
• Vapid Peyote Gasser (Sports) – 25% off

The first two are sports cars and the last one is a muscle car. 

Rockstar classes cars by randomly throwing darts on pieces of paper on a wall with classes written on them. Rumor has it the indy cars have a new class cause they missed the wall completely.

[Handsome Jack]

>Add heavily armored suit designed for going Rambo

>It's unavailable for 99% of activities made for it

 

[GoodTimesAhead]

Pfister underachieving throughout these painful years

Edited January 3, 2020 by GoodTimesAhead
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[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 12/30/2019 at 1:48 PM, KingAJ032304 said:

That's called "Weapon Balance" Same reason why all rifles are UNREALISTICALLY slow and why every gun has an UNREALISTICALLY low range and damage drop off.

Sorry for the late reply, but if we're talking about weapon balance, then why the Pistol .50 is way inferior to the Heavy Revolver, when ideally both should be useful in some way.

 

Even the Heavy Revolver itself isn't that useful in the overall meta anyways.

[KingAJ032304]

1 hour ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

Sorry for the late reply, but if we're talking about weapon balance, then why the Pistol .50 is way inferior to the Heavy Revolver, when ideally both should be useful in some way.

 

Even the Heavy Revolver itself isn't that useful in the overall meta anyways.

I agree. The Heavy Revolver is OVER 3x stronger than the Pistol .50. IMO the normal pistol should do 25, the combat and the heavy pistol do 40 and the vintage pistol do 50 and the pistol .50 do 75 while the heavy revolver does 100 and the marksmen does 150 (don't really care about the other pistols)

[ten-a-penny]

R* adds the OG Heist Pack. They give the invite messages a unique color (at the time); green, to differentiate the Heist invites from other invites like races. Cool.

Then The Doomsday Heists. They do the same move as before, giving the Doomsday invites a unique, exclusive Invite color - "teal-y" blue (?). Also cool.

Then The Casino Heists. Its invite color is..... Green. Just like the OG Heists. Instead of, y'know, giving those a unique set of colors just like others, so that one can tell what is this without having to read the text, or just to make them "stand out more".

 

R*: "wAtS a LoGiC" 

[KingAJ032304]

6 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

R* adds the OG Heist Pack. They give the invite messages a unique color (at the time); green, to differentiate the Heist invites from other invites like races. Cool.

Then The Doomsday Heists. They do the same move as before, giving the Doomsday invites a unique, exclusive Invite color - "teal-y" blue (?). Also cool.

Then The Casino Heists. Its invite color is..... Green. Just like the OG Heists. Instead of, y'know, giving those a unique set of colors just like others, so that one can tell what is this without having to read the text, or just to make them "stand out more".

 

R*: "wAtS a LoGiC" 

Coulda swear it was purple sometimes but i wish they gave a nice indication when we're getting an invite to pacific stands finale than the setups. 

[MaddenedGhost]

Lets spend some time modeling some light bars and putting them on our newest vehicles but not make them usable..

[Next-Gen Vercettis]

On 12/31/2019 at 4:01 AM, Gunbladelad said:

Rockstar Logic : Person's trying to raise funds via MC businesses?  Raid them non-stop every few sessions so they're spending double the time on trying to keep afloat so we can force them to buy more shark cards...

(I got raided 5 times in a row a couple of weeks ago, 3 times in a row the very next time I loaded up - and tonight was 4 raids in a row...)

I've been taking longer breaks from the game lately. When I come back, I have forgotten the controls, where things are in the menus, how to use the phone.. 

But I always remember - Never register as MC president. Ever! 

[ddarko12]

Rockstar Logic:

Let's add snow the week of Christmas but remove it directly the day after.

 

And instead of just extending it to New Years like most people want, let's add it New Years Eve and just leave it on for a week and drop a sh*tty vehicle nobody wants instead of a more ideal snow car, the Sultan, because lol, why not. I'm sure everyone loves the snow.

[Arrows to Athens]

The Ardent, which has guns on it, doesn’t show up as a weaponised vehicle with its own blip on the mini map, but the Deluxo without weapons does.

 

It makes no f*cking sense.

 

@ddarko12 Exactly. Like you, I'm also beginning to think they're at least a little inbred. What Dumbstar should have done is left the snow go on for two consecutive weeks, rather than remove it for no f*cking reason one day after Christmas, then reintroduce it a week later for New Year's.

 

If they had just done that, the snow would have been gone by now.

 

Stupid Rockstar numbskulls. 

Edited January 4, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[kenmy13999]

Inb4 they let it snow the whole year..  

[justinlynch3]

[justinlynch3]

11 hours ago, ddarko12 said:

Rockstar Logic:

Let's add snow the week of Christmas but remove it directly the day after.

 

And instead of just extending it to New Years like most people want, let's add it New Years Eve and just leave it on for a week and drop a sh*tty vehicle nobody wants instead of a more ideal snow car, the Sultan, because lol, why not. I'm sure everyone loves the snow.

Hey man to be fair, nobody disses the mighty Russian Sherp.

 

It's a shame though GTA doesn't have mud.    It has water and dry land.    If GTA had mud the Sherp would've been godly.    Without mud, it really doesn't have a place.    

[ddarko12]

1 hour ago, justinlynch3 said:

Hey man to be fair, nobody disses the mighty Russian Sherp.

 

It's a shame though GTA doesn't have mud.    It has water and dry land.    If GTA had mud the Sherp would've been godly.    Without mud, it really doesn't have a place.    

Try the marshes by Fort Zancudo tbh. Kinda small and more wet than muddy, but still cool

[justinlynch3]

31 minutes ago, ddarko12 said:

Try the marshes by Fort Zancudo tbh. Kinda small and more wet than muddy, but still cool

Yea but it's not like stuff these guys ended up getting into.

 

[Tomtomsengermany]

Lester: we need unregistered weapons for the casino heist 

 

Also Lester: steal them from NOOSE

[Up2NoGood45]

You can’t play the Arcade games in your own Arcade while in passive mode.  

[nealmac]

Last night one of my daily objectives was to have a snowball fight. Ummm.....okaaaaay Rockstar. How the f*ck am I supposed to do that without snow?

 

I'd also like to add, during the entire time we had snow over Christmas and new year, I never once was given that objective.