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The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

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whywontyoulisten
6 minutes ago, DentureDynamite said:

It's as odd as the "You do not have access to this Personal Vehicle" bug back in April of 2017:

 

 

Or "Your mobile operations centre is not empty" when you're trying to call it whilst sat in a PV.

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kenmy13999
12 hours ago, whywontyoulisten said:

Or "Your mobile operations centre is not empty" when you're trying to call it whilst sat in a PV.

Wasn't that something they did to patch a dupe glitch?  

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

R* be like: "No, you can't wear a Combat Shirt and an Strike Vest together"

 

Also R*:

 

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MaddenedGhost
2 hours ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

R* be like: "No, you can't wear a Combat Shirt and an Strike Vest together"

 

Also R*:

 

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This annoys me so much, they do it with the job outfits but they don't let you wear them.

I have tried glitching that combination more times than I'd like to admit.

On 7/2/2019 at 6:51 AM, kenmy13999 said:

Wasn't that something they did to patch a dupe glitch?  

As far as I remember, that glitch has been in the game ever since Gunrunning was released.

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Kiethblacklion

I was messing around in my MOC last night and realized that when you go to exit, I respawn half a block from the truck. Why Rockstar? When we exit the trailer, we should appear right outside the trailer, not half a block with a ton of police cars between me and the truck.

Also, my friends and I were playing one of the Wreck It races in Arena last night and the oval track was smooth as glass, unlike the tracks for the Hotring races. Tell me Rockstar, why did you make the hotring race tracks as bumpy as a teenager's face but made the Arena track perfectly smooth? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

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Bandersnatch

caps/hat disappear when you sit in many of gta vehicles and then your head shrinks making more space for the cap/hat.........   

 

Clipping issues do lead to worse of R* logic

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DentureDynamite
3 hours ago, Kiethblacklion said:

I was messing around in my MOC last night and realized that when you go to exit, I respawn half a block from the truck. Why Rockstar? When we exit the trailer, we should appear right outside the trailer, not half a block with a ton of police cars between me and the truck.

Also, my friends and I were playing one of the Wreck It races in Arena last night and the oval track was smooth as glass, unlike the tracks for the Hotring races. Tell me Rockstar, why did you make the hotring race tracks as bumpy as a teenager's face but made the Arena track perfectly smooth? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Sounds all too familiar: Hostile Takeover (Los Santos Airport version) anyone?

 

If you die while trying to steal the briefcase from the hangar at the Los Santos airport, you're respawned without a vehicle in the middle of the Los Santos airfield. ZERO cover, a three- or four-star wanted level, and surrounded by LSPD and NOOSE who conveniently haven't despawned.

 

Go ahead; try and make a run for it to the hangar.

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AirWolf359
36 minutes ago, DentureDynamite said:

Sounds all too familiar: Hostile Takeover (Los Santos Airport version) anyone?

 

If you die while trying to steal the briefcase from the hangar at the Los Santos airport, you're respawned without a vehicle in the middle of the Los Santos airfield. ZERO cover, a three- or four-star wanted level, and surrounded by LSPD and NOOSE who conveniently haven't despawned.

 

Go ahead; try and make a run for it to the hangar.

Trying to complete that one after the loss of your vehicle is waste of time. I usually take my loss, change session and start a client job. Altruist camp location seems to be more forgiving to this situation.

It gets even worse: you can lose the cops while carrying the briefcase, but if you die after that and pick the briefcase up again, you get 4 fresh new stars. I just tried this: take briefcase, lose cops, EWO (to drop the briefcase), pick briefcase up again, and got 4 stars again

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TheFroggmann

Lighting gasoline on fire...

 

You shoot it with a flare burning at an average of 2500 F (1371.111 C for those who use a simpler measurement system) and the flare just sits there on top of the gas, not igniting it. 

 

Shoot it with a bullet which has been proven to not ignite gasoline and it goes up... 

 

 

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MaddenedGhost
On 7/11/2019 at 1:28 PM, Kiethblacklion said:

I was messing around in my MOC last night and realized that when you go to exit, I respawn half a block from the truck. Why Rockstar? When we exit the trailer, we should appear right outside the trailer, not half a block with a ton of police cars between me and the truck.

Pretty sure the reason for this is that when you go to your MOC, you are actually located in the docks, so when you get out, the game just puts in a random spawn location within the area where the MOC is located.

 

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EkaSwede
On 7/11/2019 at 9:44 PM, TheFroggmann said:

Lighting gasoline on fire...

 

You shoot it with a flare burning at an average of 2500 F (1371.111 C for those who use a simpler measurement system) and the flare just sits there on top of the gas, not igniting it. 

 

Shoot it with a bullet which has been proven to not ignite gasoline and it goes up...

 

And I'm still majorly bummed you can't light gasoline by dropping a lit cigarette on top of it, but exhaust backfire can lit the gas.

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RyuNova

@Voodoo-Hendrix

 

You can wear the tactical sweaters and the turtle-neck sweaters under the new body armours.

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MaddenedGhost

So you can mod your Phantom custom but for some dumb reason you can't mod your Phantom Wedge.

and some other special vehicles of course

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Standard Deluxe 59

The armored truck you steal in one of Ms. Baker's missions doesn't have bulletproof tires. 

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DentureDynamite
On 7/26/2019 at 12:36 AM, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

The armored truck you steal in one of Ms. Baker's missions doesn't have bulletproof tires. 

Neither does NOOSE's own "SWAT" armored truck. lol

 

All I can figure is R* reckons players are going to steal and use them more frequently than NOOSE will themselves, so why bother with bulletproof tires?

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The Queenslayer

To complete my Agent 47 look I have to go to AMMUNATION for a hair cut.  Give us a bald option R* goddamit.

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EkaSwede
5 hours ago, The Queenslayer said:

To complete my Agent 47 look I have to go to AMMUNATION for a hair cut.  Give us a bald option R* goddamit.

Just bald or "so bald it actually shines"?

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whywontyoulisten

If I took the casino delivery truck for a spin, why is my own car parked nearby?

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

A .44 Magnum revolver (Heavy Revolver) deals way more damage than a .50 AE Pistol (Pistol .50).

 

Not only that, the Pistol .50 has a magazine capacity of 9 rounds, which would make sense if it was chambered in .357 Magnum, but the pistol itself has ".50 CAL" engraved:

 

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DentureDynamite

It occurred to me last night that, although staffed by an NPC bartender, you can't order a drink at the bar near the large satellite dishes (Sandy Shores area).

 

Just one of those original elements of the game that's escaped the attention given to new content (e.g. drinks on your yacht, in a jet, biker clubs, nightclubs, at the casino)...

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MaddenedGhost

The S80RR, the first one seater in this game, when you go to the website it shows that it has 2 seats.

 

Gg Rockstar.

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SqualidCoyote

I'm all for a good gunfight but Strong Arm Tactics has got to be the most ludicrous and badly scripted mission ever. Shooting a few hundred armed guards and blasting helicopters out of the sky. Are the police not concerned about that? Is anyone going to be investigated? No? Nothing? Did nobody notice the mountain of corpses and burning helicopters? It just doesn't feel real. 

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EkaSwede
15 hours ago, SqualidCoyote said:

I'm all for a good gunfight but Strong Arm Tactics has got to be the most ludicrous and badly scripted mission ever. Shooting a few hundred armed guards and blasting helicopters out of the sky. Are the police not concerned about that? Is anyone going to be investigated? No? Nothing? Did nobody notice the mountain of corpses and burning helicopters? It just doesn't feel real. 

The police knows it's Texans so they're like "Ah, let'em have fun. THey probably found oil again".

 

Stupid ass joke aside, I think the mission would've been even more obnoxious had we had to deal with NOOSE hanging on the side of Grangers shooting with 110% accuracy spawning behind us or having to chase airdropping cops headshotting Cheng for no reason other than to f*ck you.

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HopalongCasidy
4 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

The police knows it's Texans so they're like "Ah, let'em have fun. THey probably found oil again".

 

Stupid ass joke aside, I think the mission would've been even more obnoxious had we had to deal with NOOSE hanging on the side of Grangers shooting with 110% accuracy spawning behind us or having to chase airdropping cops headshotting Cheng for no reason other than to f*ck you.

Bear in mind there is a way to do it without alerting anyone.  

 

Also, I rarely hear this complaint about heists or missions that don't involve the popo.  

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whywontyoulisten

The Faggio has a "Tire Design" option in the LSC menu that cannot be used as you are unable to fit custom wheels to it.

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kcole4001
On 8/14/2019 at 2:36 PM, DentureDynamite said:

It occurred to me last night that, although staffed by an NPC bartender, you can't order a drink at the bar near the large satellite dishes (Sandy Shores area).

 

Just one of those original elements of the game that's escaped the attention given to new content (e.g. drinks on your yacht, in a jet, biker clubs, nightclubs, at the casino)...

You can't play pool there, either, even though there is a pool table in there, and just to rub it in that's one of the hidden playing card locations.  :miranda:

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whywontyoulisten

A legitimate casino business gives out supplies to make drugs and counterfeit goods as prizes.

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Kiethblacklion
4 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

You can't play pool there, either, even though there is a pool table in there, and just to rub it in that's one of the hidden playing card locations.  :miranda:

My friend and I tried to play darts at that location last week and I kept getting stuck in the load screen. Then when he backed out of the job, I would get glitched and couldn't move. I had to close out completely and go back into the game. We tried to 3 different times with me in different areas of the map and we had the same result every time, I got stuck loading.

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whywontyoulisten

Putting a car on sale that they gave away for free a week ago.

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