The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[Guest Billy Russo]

Not having Import/Export in Private Sessions will make me buy shark cards or some weird logic. I can't see any other reason we aren't allowed to do it alone and not in Public. All they'll accomplish is turning me away from their game because of their mostly trash playerbase griefing at every opportunity.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

An oddly large RC car can take up to three explosives to destroy.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

I got the good behavior pittance cash bonus 5 times while doing the thousand dollar per second glitch. The game even told me to keep it up hahaha.  

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Some R* logic with weapons:

 

- The "Extended Clip" on the Gusemberg Sweeper is just another drum magazine with a different design.

- The Gusemberg Sweeper behaves like an light machine gun for some reason, even when the Thompson was a sub machine gun in real life.

- The "Drum Magazine" on the Machine Pistol only holds 30 rounds, when in real life, said drum magazines for the TEC-9 can actually hold up to 72 rounds.

- The Compact Rifle can't have any Attachments even when it has a picatinny rail already mounted.

- Even when the Heavy Shotgun fires slugs instead of buckshot, it still has the poor range of most shotguns.

Edited March 3, 2019 by Voodoo-Hendrix

[whywontyoulisten]

Need to leave the area to complete a sale? We'll put the final drop off miles from any PV or NPC spawn points.

 

Don't need to leave the area? Here, have a free motorbike!

[RUFF_inthejungle]

Dispatch III - I get the idea to try to steal that big passenger jet by the Weston hangar that takes off as soon as you enter the area. Land my Mk2 on the buildings, snipe the pilot and fly down to the front wheels, where you're able to enter in story mode - no dice. Fine, if I can't steal the gymongous plane than imma WALK ALL OVER IT. Land Mk2 on the wing, step off the bike and WASTED.  C*

[wweraw526]

Jerry Can and no matches to light the gasoline instead your forced to waste a bullet to start the fire up

 

Certain clothing can't be layered on other clothing like if you want boots for you female character, you have to wear shorts and Jeans can't be put on.

 

Female peds are seen with long hair but can't put it on your online female character,

 

Cops, Gang and other enemy NPCs has greater shooting accuracy as you, even when you hiding behind a vehicle and can shoot at you no problem but when they do it, it takes time to get them

 

Cops can outrun you in vehicle and almost never crash into anything.

 

Gives us expensive money making properties to buy to do cargo supply runs but yet were forced to sell cargo in public server so it's announced to the whole lobby to come f*ck the person over that's trying to sell the cargo that they spend time to set up. On top of that that player has to deal with cops and NPCs also.  

 

Not able to return the personal vehicle that you don't want or have it brought back to you garage. 

 

Can't store cop cars in your own personal garage

 

There's more and can go on forever

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 7, 2019 by wweraw526

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 3/2/2019 at 10:25 PM, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

- Even when the Heavy Shotgun fires slugs instead of buckshot, it still has the poor range of most shotguns.

Small correction but the Heavy Shotgun has slightly longer range than the rest of the shotguns, albeit not by much.

 

Why shotguns have pitiful rand anyway? I'm not saying to just give them 200m of range or anything, but I mean, some 10 or 20 meters of more range wouldn't hurt anyone, I guess.

[Agent 14]

2 hours ago, wweraw526 said:

Jerry Can and no matches to light the gasoline instead your forced to waste a bullet to start the fire up

 

Certain clothing can't be layered on other clothing like if you want boots for you female character, you have to wear shorts and Jeans can't be put on.

 

Female peds are seen with long hair but can't put it on your online female character,

 

Cops, Gang and other enemy NPCs has greater shooting accuracy as you, even when you hiding behind a vehicle and can shoot at you no problem but when they do it, it takes time to get them

 

Cops can outrun you in vehicle and almost never crash into anything.

 

Gives us expensive money making properties to buy to do cargo supply runs but yet were forced to sell cargo in public server so it's announced to the whole lobby to come f*ck the person over that's trying to sell the cargo that they spend time to set up. On top of that that player has to deal with cops and NPCs also.  

 

Not able to return the personal vehicle that you don't want or have it brought back to you garage. 

 

Can't store cop cars in your own personal garage

 

There's more and can go on forever

 

 

 

 

 

Not able to return the personal vehicle that you don't want or have it brought back to you garage. 

 

You can. Sign as a MC to return them.

[wweraw526]

18 minutes ago, Agent 14 said:

Not able to return the personal vehicle that you don't want or have it brought back to you garage. 

 

You can. Sign as a MC to return them.

Don't you have to buy a clubhouse to be an MC?  if so we shouldn't have to pay for something to get this simple feature that could of been implemented when online arrived. 

Edited March 7, 2019 by wweraw526

[Agent 14]

22 minutes ago, wweraw526 said:

Don't you have to buy a clubhouse to be an MC?  if so we shouldn't have to pay for something to get this simple feature that could of been implemented when online arrived. 

Yeah. But eh what can I say. This is rockstar after all. Wouldn't be surprised if it was implemented and we have to pay 2 grands to tbe mechanic to send the car back to the garage.

[ilovefreebird]

16 minutes ago, Agent 14 said:

Yeah. But eh what can I say. This is rockstar after all. Wouldn't be surprised if it was implemented and we have to pay 2 grands to tbe mechanic to send the car back to the garage.

2 grand if it was a few years ago. Nowadays it'd be 15k.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Game spawns an FQ2 for me on a dirt trail to drive after a mission, getting in the car gives me an instant two star wanted level. No message from Cone Head Simeon ahead of time either. 

[Coleco]

On 3/7/2019 at 4:14 PM, wweraw526 said:

Jerry Can and no matches to light the gasoline instead your forced to waste a bullet to start the fire up

 

I know right

 

Getting real tired of dousing my cigarettes in fuel and shooting the end with a shotgun every time I want a smoke in my apartment

 

 

 

Not as tired of it as my landlady is though 

[wweraw526]

Re editing post:

 

 (I wrote something about ridiculous NPC aim accuracy but I already wrote that, sorry for the bumping the thread, so I just put another annoying logic thing down)

 

A rhino can run over alot of things but not a volleyball net O_O f'n dumb

Edited April 3, 2019 by wweraw526

[Agent 14]

Rockstar logic 101

 

Cargo bob can't lift the bunker sell Marshall but the scripted one that comes at the last drop picks it up like is nothing.

 

Cargo Bob can't lift a vigilante or the kuruma but apparently has no issue air lifting a rhyno tank. 

 

There's two types of cargo bobs one is more expensive than the other and still is the same as the first one. Just reskinned with Jetsam livery on it. 

 

Sometimes if you get drunk you'll end sitting on the toilet as if you were taking a sh*t. Character flushes the toilet there's tissue paper on the seat but it doesn't wipe and if you notice it was actually sh*tting with their pants/skirts on.

 

 

 

 

On 1/29/2019 at 8:28 PM, gtanec said:

The worst (or is it the best) of Rockstar logic, would be *ehum* thinking that someone will use real money to buy fake money.
- Hey, Mr Sam and Dan Houser, that will never ever happend. Humanity isn't that stupid.
- You will see..

Yes humanity is stupid. Look who the current world leaders are.

[TNT Goes Boom!]

R* forcing to you to register as CEO/VIP or MC President in order to host any of the Doomsday Heist setups or finales. Yet another arbitrary restriction the game forces on the player. Hooray for layers upon layers of paywalls! It has no bearing on the plot regardless of who you register as, you and your crew are still treated as if you're tagging along even though you're doing most of the work compared to the yipper-yappers bossing you around. Biker clubs wouldn't be interested in that sort of work anyway, and SecuroServ and whatever they provide amounts to jack. The only gameplay benefit that exists is health regeneration for bodyguards/associates standing on your circle, but that still leaves the host at a disadvantage. Freemode preps allow for more options, but those missions suck anyway.

 

Oh R*, thanks for convincing me to buy the facility to host that "heist". Makes the plot twist even more obvious when the guy who so desperately wants to save the world with his AI doesn't take a few millions out of his pocket to buy a facility himself. But hey, he's dead now and I'm stuck with an underground sh*thole with lots of dead space that I can't get rid of. There's no business related to it, so no money to make unless I want to glitch Act 2's finale over and over again. (Bogdan's a good man, but Lester and Avon make replaying it a pain in the ass.) The garage, free snacks and ammo (but no body armor, WTF?) are nice, but I'm still stuck with a place filled with NPC's that do literally nothing that I have to pay daily fees for. All for a glorified level select screen!

[IceDree]

The turbo upgrade doesn't alter the sound of the Armored Baller LE in any way, shape or form. No blow off valve sound, no unique noise, nothing at all at. All the benefits & non of the side effects.

 

Same thing with the civilian Baller LE LWB. All the benefits & non of the side effects.

 

One would think the civilian Baller LE & the Armored Baller LE LWB would be the same, right? Wrong! They get the awful standard blow off valve sound ....

 

[kenmy13999]

In the Lamar mission where you're rescuing Gerald you can use sticky bombs on the doors but Gerald dyes if you use grenades on cop cars 

[MaddenedGhost]

As of the last update, someone at Rockstar decided that accessing Saved Outfits through the wardrobe menu should only be possible in clothing shops and not in owned properties.

gg Rockstar.

[kcole4001]

How about giving us discounts on Benny's Customs yet the last time cars were added to Benny's was......when exactly?

Honestly, I don't know when, because it was well before I even purchased the game.

Edited April 13, 2019 by kcole4001
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[-LN-]

4 minutes ago, kcole4001 said:

How about giving us discounts on Benny's Customs yet the last time cars were added to Benny's was......when exactly?

Honestly, I don't know when, because it was well before I even purchased the game.

I think the last one added was the Comet Retro Custom, so December 2016. So yea, a long time and it does seem a bit odd to offer this on cars that most of us have either owned for years or sold off ages ago. I'm hoping it's a sign they'll add more to Benny's list with the next DLC though!

[FrugalDangerMan]

On 2/4/2019 at 7:05 PM, Billy Russo said:

Not having Import/Export in Private Sessions will make me buy shark cards or some weird logic. I can't see any other reason we aren't allowed to do it alone and not in Public. All they'll accomplish is turning me away from their game because of their mostly trash playerbase griefing at every opportunity.

 

And the frustrating thing is the sale missions have code for when you are selling in a solo public session. 4 waves of aimbot baddies with "spawn driving against traffic 30ft in front of you already firing" coding.

[RyuNova]

That the Thruster is locked to the Facility and cannot be stored anywhere else.

[Pedinhuh]

1)We can own two big sized fixed-axle trucks to haul our nightclub goods...The trucks are not expensive, but their upgrades surely are. And you need to drop a couple of millions to buy their storage(nightclub).

 

Since you dropped a couple of millions to buy them, one would expect that we could be able to use them to haul our other cargo around, like I/E cars and other, right?

 

WRONG! We can't even open their backdoors unless we ram the trucks with a faster and heavier truck, then pray to God that the doors don't close again.

 

 

2)Cargobob can haul a 15-ton tanks without any issues, but it can't handle a mere AA Trailer for more than a minute before unhooking it...And it can't lift a LAPV that weights under 10 tons at all.

Edited April 13, 2019 by Pedinhuh

[Happy Hunter]

[rollschuh2282]

GERMAN words inside a RUSSIAN submarine...

[MsBrandi]

Adding LSUT whoops i mean LSUR while there's a CLUB RAVE STATIONS ALREADY IN THE GAME called SOULWAX FM perfect for some homosexual rave with sarwar and zelnick put on those lazer beams bup bup bup *analized each other*

[Bruce Khansey]

I hate the fact that pretty much EVERYTHING is designed to let you make enough money to stick to the game, but not that much to buy what you like in less than hours and hours of grinding. From cooldown times to overpowered enemies in heists, not to mention long -and slow- ass delivery missions and so on, everything has a catch.

 

Sure, there are plenty of methods to grind and earn decent amount of money, but c'mon, where's the fun when you can't waste a minute because time is money?

[ilovefreebird]

17 hours ago, Bruce Khansey said:

I hate the fact that pretty much EVERYTHING is designed to let you make enough money to stick to the game, but not that much to buy what you like in less than hours and hours of grinding. From cooldown times to overpowered enemies in heists, not to mention long -and slow- ass delivery missions and so on, everything has a catch.

 

Sure, there are plenty of methods to grind and earn decent amount of money, but c'mon, where's the fun when you can't waste a minute because time is money?

Exactly - Rockstar has perfected it to the point where it's ALMOST worth it to just buy SharkCards. That's their trick!