The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[79'Blazer4x4]

Some of the I/E vehicle sell points are way too close to the theft points. Lake Vinewood Drive for example, you steal the car from the guy's mansion, then sell it literally across the street from the same mansion. Reaaaaaally inconspicuous.

 

There's a whole damn map where they could have put the dropoffs so they weren't right next to where you stole the car, but that would make too much sense I guess.

Edited April 6, 2018 by 79'Blazer4x4

[Pedinhuh]

 

Game is M rated and not intended for minors

 

Game checks texts for profanity...

To be fair it does prevent rageing kids from sending unnecessary hate messages.NPC gangsters throw the N word like it's no big deal to anyone, but if we use its offensive(even in a non-offensive way).

 

Said NPCs can also say all kinds of words like sh*tbag, f*cker, cock sucker, etc...

 

In a game where we can go to the strip club and see some very fake(and poorly made) tits, and have sex with hookers(with very suggestive animations to booth)

 

But suddenly, the players can't deal with some curse words in text without having their feelings hurt, according to R*.

 

Goddamn I hate how ridiculous political correctness has gotten so insane nowadays.

 

 

Well, good thing the profanity filter barely works for portuguese...

Edited April 6, 2018 by Pedinhuh

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

 

 

Game is M rated and not intended for minors

 

Game checks texts for profanity...

To be fair it does prevent rageing kids from sending unnecessary hate messages.

NPC gangsters throw the N word like it's no big deal to anyone, but if we use its offensive(even in a non-offensive way).

 

Said NPCs can also say all kinds of words like sh*tbag, f*cker, cock sucker, etc...

 

In a game where we can go to the strip club and see some very fake(and poorly made) tits, and have sex with hookers(with very suggestive animations to booth)

 

But suddenly, the players can't deal with some curse words in text without having their feelings hurt, according to R*.

 

Goddamn I hate how ridiculous political correctness has gotten so insane nowadays.

 

 

Well, good thing the profanity filter barely works for portuguese...

I agree with you, but the difference is the messages from players are real; everything else within the game is fiction and shouldn't offend anyone. I find it more ridiculous that swearing is strongly discouraged during Rockstar live streams. xD

[G U M M I]

I wouldn't expect the freemode clown posse to feel me on this one, but my brothers know what I'm talking about. Rockstar literally created Timberlands for Franklin to wear in GTA 5 in 2013.

 

 

Several years and many updates later, we still have no timbs, but we get these f*cking....fake ass, Fubu, knock off atrocities. I'm not even from New York, but I'm irritated by this sh*t. Look at this.

 

 

Now look at these.

 

 

What the f*ck are those?

 

And to add insult to injury, most of Franklin's clothes are fresh as sh*t, like this peacoat.

 

 

Dog, I would be cruising down the street in my drop top, 192 degrees outside, burning to a f*cking crisp in this sh*t.

 

Do we get that in GTA Online? No, we stuck with this.

 

 

And you can't even get it in black. Racist ( not really, just f*cking dumb.) Then we have the snakeskin boots man. I don't know about you motherf*ckers, but I want some snakeskin boots dog. I want some snakeskin boots.

 

Yet every time I start the game I'm prompted to purchase the Criminal Enterprise Pack. Does the Criminal Enterprise Pack come with Timbs, because I would deadass buy that sh*t. Oh, they don't? Well Rockstar, go f*ck yourself.

 

Like I said before man, it's been long overdue, Rockstar needs to get some brothers on their team because they don't know sh*t about style. I like how much it is a challenge to try to match the random sh*t they make, but goddamn, at least try to make sets of clothing sometimes.

 

This is the worst logic seeing as how they created timbs straight up for Franklin, but insists on offloading those Bobos online. They've overhauled Franklin's jackets for the online character, but not his shoes? Not timbs? That's all I f*cking ask for. It's already in the game, so there should be no buts about it.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Lucius M. Galloway

[Kiethblacklion]

#1) One of the things that Rockstar knows that every player will do at some point is jump out of a moving vehicle. Yet in doing so, we receive damage to our health. At least let players jump out without being hurt, it is too east to die doing that.

 

#2) Has it always been where you had to pay off your star wanted level before joining a job? I've always used a job to get away from the cops without having to pay off my wanted level.

[hugh750]

every can of sprunk you buy is already open (before you open it).

that's r* logic.

[Kyoto]

Mission objective: "Hack the laptop / keypad / target / server."

 

Send message to teammate, "I'll hack".

 

"Forbidden text".

[whywontyoulisten]

#1) One of the things that Rockstar knows that every player will do at some point is jump out of a moving vehicle. Yet in doing so, we receive damage to our health. At least let players jump out without being hurt, it is too east to die doing that.

That's one of the most logical things in the game...

[GuiltySpark]

Get a bounty put on you even though u killed said driver of npc car which never ceases to amaze me. What are they putting bounties on you in their grave? WTF

[Happy Hunter]

This:

 

 

Seems to be about as powerful as this missile:

 

 

Despite being a tiny fraction of the size.

[Piro]

^ Thats cause broomstick missiles runs on wizard juice and pixe dust.

[thepiebaker]

Get a bounty put on you even though u killed said driver of npc car which never ceases to amaze me. What are they putting bounties on you in their grave? WTF

surviving friends and family put out the bounty? witness provides police description who broadcast on news.

as for middle of nowhere file it under the getting wanted level after murdering someone with a silencer in the middle of the desert with no witnesses.

 

Mission objective: "Hack the laptop / keypad / target / server."

 

Send message to teammate, "I'll hack".

 

"Forbidden text".

"dinkleburg" is also forbidden text

[Kiethblacklion]

I left a race lobby and spawned back on the map on the hillside of Mount Chiliad. It was a spot where if I tried to climb down, I would fall and roll down the mountain. I tried to climb up but ended up falling backwards and rolling down the mountain, on my side, unable to do anything to control the direction that I rolled, until I hit a bump and flipped head over feet...busting my head on a rock and dying. So what does Rockstar do? They respawn me on the side of the same mountain, but not as high up. Still ended up falling down and dying as I tried to safely climb back down to the ground.

[FukNRekd]

This happened to me too, only I kept respawn in at near the same apot. Could not get off hill, had to quit session.

[whywontyoulisten]

You can collect land checkpoints in a flying car.

[Tez2]

The Volatol in Air Defenses use a variant of standard bombs with better radius.

Radius:

Standard Bombs = 6

Wide Standard Bombs = 12

Why the Volatol can't have that in freemode as something that will make it unique ?

[mmm chocolate]

I realize this is pretty much a B&M, but it applies here too:

 

a. haven't played ONLINE in a while

b. see that there's a new car released that I might want. Tesseract

c. load up public lobby and check price of car

d. look at my bank balance and decide the price they set is ridiculous

e. hit start and leave ONLINE

 

I guess I'll play something else.

Get the picture?

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Get a bounty put on you even though u killed said driver of npc car which never ceases to amaze me. What are they putting bounties on you in their grave? WTF

surviving friends and family put out the bounty? witness provides police description who broadcast on news.

as for middle of nowhere file it under the getting wanted level after murdering someone with a silencer in the middle of the desert with no witnesses.

Mission objective: "Hack the laptop / keypad / target / server."

 

Send message to teammate, "I'll hack".

 

"Forbidden text".

"dinkleburg" is also forbidden text

 

But "hand job" isn't.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

 

Game is M rated and not intended for minors

 

Game checks texts for profanity...

To be fair it does prevent rageing kids from sending unnecessary hate messages.

It doesn't prevent it.

 

p u s s y

[B7R]

There's probably a reason behind this but how does it make any sense that my assistant isn't available if I'm part of my MC (Or someone else's) and I can't even call my own MOC in if I'm working for someone else. I can understand not being able to enter your office while working for someone else but it annoys me for instance if my vehicle get's impounded and I call the assistant to get it back but she doesn't answer because I'm working for someone else. Does she have a grudge against me for going against my company and working for my friend all of a sudden?

 

B*tch you work for me and you'll pick up the phone when I call alright?

[hugh750]

 

There's probably a reason behind this but how does it make any sense that my assistant isn't available if I'm part of my MC (Or someone else's) and I can't even call my own MOC in if I'm working for someone else. I can understand not being able to enter your office while working for someone else but it annoys me for instance if my vehicle get's impounded and I call the assistant to get it back but she doesn't answer because I'm working for someone else. Does she have a grudge against me for going against my company and working for my friend all of a sudden?

 

B*tch you work for me and you'll pick up the phone when I call alright?

fire her!!

 

sorry about the double quote.

Edited April 9, 2018 by hugh750

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^

 

While we're on the topic of the Assistant; why does she send me a text message saying "This is taking too long. Get back to the warehouse ASAP." as if she's the f*cking boss around the place? I come back to the warehouse when I'm done. Now shut your trap and get me a pack of Redwoods.

[Kiethblacklion]

Continuing on the topic of the CEO assistant, why is it that I can get snacks from her for free but the associates can't? As members of my organization, shouldn't they be able to get snacks from her too? Stingy b*tch.

[Chang]

Assisted Aim in Free Aim sessions.

 

I Chang

[Pedinhuh]

Continuing on the topic of the CEO assistant, why is it that I can get snacks from her for free but the associates can't? As members of my organization, shouldn't they be able to get snacks from her too? Stingy b*tch.

Well, they haven't bought a part of the office, or some shares of the company, or even pay her salary, so...

 

 

The Volatol in Air Defenses use a variant of standard bombs with better radius.

Radius:

Standard Bombs = 6

Wide Standard Bombs = 12

Why the Volatol can't have that in freemode as something that will make it unique ?

Because I'm 100% sure that somehow makes them sell more shark cards, I mean there is no other reason why that 3 million dollar piece of junk is so useless in freemode.

 

Balance? The game never had that.

Edited April 10, 2018 by Pedinhuh

[Arrows to Athens]

I don't understand why Rockstar goes through the efforts of disabling the Lost Slamvan's use in online so much. Why do they take such great pains to hide the car from online players?

 

Can use flying weaponized cars, bikes, jetpack, submarine car, etc, but not allowed to use a Lost Slamvan, of which another variant is already driveable in the game.

 

f*cking Cockstar logic.

[Happy Hunter]

The Volatol in Air Defenses use a variant of standard bombs with better radius.

Radius:

Standard Bombs = 6

Wide Standard Bombs = 12

Why the Volatol can't have that in freemode as something that will make it unique ?

If you ask me, them being limited means they should be extremely powerful. Players on the ground get away with having an extremely powerful sniper, because they're limited to 40 rounds. If most aircraft only get 50 bombs, why are they so tiny?

 

Either they should be powerful and limited (preferable), or unlimited and weak.

 

I would buff them all to at least 12. Volatol should be more 24, maybe bigger. The size of that, and it doesn't have beeping when you're locked on ... It's such an easy target. You have to be really high up to effectively use it without being taken down before you can blink. And that's almost impossible when the bombs are so small.

[tjakal]

Why we can't target upward with an offensive weapon to fight that dive bombing jet or dipping helicopter that's pestering the suddenly wrynecked fool that is our avatar.. when we can target almost straight 90 degrees if we use a weapon that can't harm them: the flare gun.

[FukNRekd]

Why we can't target upward with an offensive weapon to fight that dive bombing jet or dipping helicopter that's pestering the suddenly wrynecked fool that is our avatar..

I sooo exploit the crap outta this.

[Arrows to Athens]

Heavy sniper takes out Savage in one shot, but can't even take out players in one shot.

 

lolwut

Edited April 13, 2018 by Arrows to Athens