The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[GTAfanboy420]

I never understood why Rockstar has pushed and pushed for GTAO to be such a social game, where you bring in your friends to make your crews, yet 90% of the contact missions and even the heists are limited to only 4 people? My crew and I usually have 6 to 8 people on at a time but we have to split up if we want to run missions.

 

If one person owns a CEO Office, another crew member owns a bunker, another owns an Motorcycle club and another owns a facility, when we activate our criminal business and everyone joins (again, limiting it to only 4 associates which makes no freakin' sense), then everyone involved with the business should be able to access everyone's facilities. If my friend owns a bunker and he's upgraded it then, as his CEO, I should be able to access it without him having to take over as the boss. That's how a real business would work (I know, I know, if they did that then fewer people would buy the shark cards and get their own stuff).

I like the way your crew operates

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

From r/gtaonline: https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/80x0ib/did_you_ever_wonder_what_the_railgun_on_the/

 

 

The Railgun on the Khanjali actually fires RPG rounds instead of metal rods or whatever a railgun's ammo really is.

Edited March 8, 2018 by Voodoo-Hendrix

[GTAfanboy420]

I think the actual rail gun in the game does something similar, if not, identical.

[Flyin_Japman]

Adds the BM-30 Smerch MLRS, the only artillery vehicle to ever be added to a GTA.

 

 

Confuses it with the S-300 missile launcher that can also somehow track ground vehicles.

[Cahill--EFC]

Placing caddys inside our Bunker to ride around on, in such a tiny cramped space......... Where as our Facilities are so much bigger, with even more open space between vehicles stored inside. THERE IS NO TRANSPORTION.

 

Why Rockstar WHY!!!!

[Flyin_Japman]

Rated M for various reasons including sexual content.

 

 

Very little sexual content aside from topless strippers with petrified boobs, and fully clothed hookers. Topped off is lewd speech, and Ace Ventura air thrusting.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Rated M for various reasons including sexual content.

 

 

Very little sexual content aside from topless strippers with petrified boobs, and fully clothed hookers. Topped off is lewd speech, and Ace Ventura air thrusting.

Most of the sexual content is on Story Mode tho.

 

Remember the intro of "Mr. Phillips"? lol

[Scuba 21]

Placing caddys inside our Bunker to ride around on, in such a tiny cramped space......... Where as our Facilities are so much bigger, with even more open space between vehicles stored inside. THERE IS NO TRANSPORTION.

 

Why Rockstar WHY!!!!

Yeah but at least you can sprint in facility.

[DentureDynamite]

Your character fires eight rounds with the Pump Shotgun, then fully reloads it with... one cartridge.

Edited March 12, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[DentureDynamite]

Deluxo and Oppressor's tiny missiles do the exact same damage as Stromberg's bigger missiles, Hunter and Akula's Hellfire missiles and Chernobog's MASSIVE f*ckING MISSILES

As big as the missiles from the chernobog are, you should be able to 1-2 shot anything, regardless of armor. Or they should be super advanced, with unbeatable tracking and speed. Once the missiles have launched, your screwed. Speaking of the chernobog and R* logic, why does the APCs SAM (Surface to Air Missile) battery act like a rocket artillery battery and be unable to lock on to aircraft, while my rocket artillery truck acts like a SAM battery? If my rocket artillery is going to made to be AA, why can't I aim vertically at incoming aircraft?

 

And only R* creates aircraft homing missiles that fly slower than the ground targets they're actually supposed to hit (virtually everything except a Faggio can out-drive your air-launched missile).

Edited March 12, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Your character fires eight rounds with the Pump Shotgun, then fully reloads it with... one cartridge.

That's nothing, your character fires ten rounds with the Grenade Launcher (even when physically could only hold six), then fully reloads with... one grenade.

Edited March 12, 2018 by Voodoo-Hendrix

[Happy Hunter]

Get hit by a missile or RPG in a Hunter - basically a 50/50 chance, you might be smoking; you might be just fine.

 

Get hit by one explosive round from a sniper rifle, and it's more or less guaranteed to have it smoking.

[Flyin_Japman]

RPG - Unguided, easily evadable by players and NPCs, easy to use. Unlocked at Rank 100+

 

Homing Launcher - Guided, devastating to player controlled vehicles up to a certain level of operation skill of said vehicle, but is easily evaded by NPC vehicles. Unlocked by at the start.

[pez2k]

RPG - Unguided, easily evadable by players and NPCs, easy to use. Unlocked at Rank 100+

 

Homing Launcher - Guided, devastating to player controlled vehicles up to a certain level of operation skill of said vehicle, but is easily evaded by NPC vehicles. Unlocked by at the start.

I don't think R* predicted jet griefing would be as bad as it was early on hence the Homing Launcher being practically thrown at players as a 'fix'.

[elfoam]

Dodo ≠ Skimmer

 

Did they even fix the bug they introduced into the Dodo? originally you could get on the side pod on the same side as the pilot, then they broke it and you would always get inside the plane in the passenger seat. Was that ever fixed? I never used it after they broke that.

 

RPG - Unguided, easily evadable by players and NPCs, easy to use. Unlocked at Rank 100+

 

Homing Launcher - Guided, devastating to player controlled vehicles up to a certain level of operation skill of said vehicle, but is easily evaded by NPC vehicles. Unlocked by at the start.

I don't think R* predicted jet griefing would be as bad as it was early on hence the Homing Launcher being practically thrown at players as a 'fix'.

 

And yet no hand held homing missile has ever taken down a Jet in the history of the game what a fix

[Verbal Soze]

Destroy other people products to earn cash and ammo, steal another crew's air cargo, very nice example of rockstar logic

[Dr.Rosenthal]

Yeah I second the bitchin about the HL and the silliness of almost every rocket propelled grenade that this game has to offer. Except for the Deluxo and Oppressor, which for some reason are damn near impossible to dodge.

 

In 9 times out of ten an HL rocket will have zero chance to reach its target simply because of its terrible speed. Same goes for jet missiles fired air-to-air. I dont know what Im doing wrong but I can be 10 meters from my target, mid-air, fire a missile at him, and then just watch him fly in circles and my missile wont catch up to him.

 

Like wow, I guess watching youtube for 3 mins actually do make you an ace these days. If it took real skill to dodge missiles, I wouldnt complain but you can literally have a brain aneurysm while flying and it wont make any difference, youll still dodge those pesky flying little things.

 

And the Chernobog... I dont understand that when R* creates something that seems to be the solution to air attackers, they go and do it inferior to the air counterpart so its utterly pointless in the end. It should have faster lock on, longer range, faster missiles, more armor.

 

And dont get me started on the AA Trailer (wrecked after ONE shot from the Lazer cannon and cant be towed with any car of your choosin, pfffft) or the APC (this isnt all bad, having the SAM battery barrage can be useful but just calling it a SAM battery without having lock-on surface to air is a joke).

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Somehow entering a loud attack helicopter makes you invisible on the map.

 

It's not even stealthy designed, since it has a turret and huge optional rocket cases.

[BOOGIEMAN219]

 

Really dumb things like the Armored Nightshark. I thought man, here is a vehicle I can drive around the map in and be fairly safe. Until an NPC cop killed me with his handgun through the side panel. And I paid 1.6 mil for it or something ridiculous like that.

 

 

So you waste money on armour plating that restricts you from using your regular weapons while leaving you wide open when trying to aim that silly minigun at whatever you are trying to take down.

 

I'll forgive them for that though because I've had way too much fun trolling jets, deluxos, and oppressors with that tank of a vehicle.

Nightshark has saved my ass many times, its not bullet resistant like a kuruma but its explosive resistance more than makes up for it.

 

When a mission starts why does a big notification pop up on the screen blocking your view and it stays there forever? I only need to read it for a second and it doesn't have to be right in the middle of my view.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

The Chernobog behaves like a SAM battery.

 

The APC with SAM Battery behaves like a ballistic missile mobile launcher.

 

Its should be backwards.

[Sleepwalking]

You can have orbital cannon, flying car/bikes with missiles, snipers with explosive bullets but rail gun is still single player exclusive because it is... overpowered? lol.

[Fireboy769]

You can have orbital cannon, flying car/bikes with missiles, snipers with explosive bullets but rail gun is still single player exclusive because it is... overpowered? lol.

At least the Explosive Sniper is behind dozens of paywalls

 

Railgun all you have to do is go to Ammu-Nation. And you can get it from Rank 1.

 

So if they put the Railgun, it pretty much creates a situation like the Homing Launcher VS RPG debate, in which the Explosive Sniper becomes pretty much obsolete (since it's just the Railgun but with more range and the ammo's restricted)

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Somehow entering a loud attack helicopter makes you invisible on the map.

 

It's not even stealthy designed, since it has a turret and huge optional rocket cases.

At least it doesn't have the Hunter's Rotor Blade Sound, I have a decent headset and even I can barely hear an OTR/Ghost Org Hunter till it's right on top of me.

Edited March 19, 2018 by Suzuki Azure Vulpine

[Kiethblacklion]

Finish the first setup of a heist, everyone gets dropped onto the map together. Finish the second setup, everyone gets dropped into different sessions. Why is it so difficult to keep a party/crew/group together after finishing up a job?

[Dr.Rosenthal]

You can have orbital cannon, flying car/bikes with missiles, snipers with explosive bullets but rail gun is still single player exclusive because it is... overpowered? lol.

I agree with fireboy here.. if the railgun was made available (which Im sure it will be at some point), it really would make every other weapon obsolete. Just think about it for a sec. Were almost already there with rocket spam.

[DentureDynamite]

...an NPC wearing headphones and (somehow?) talking on the phone at the same time (lol):

 

 

Just occurred to me that the one thing you should see--but don't--in GTA Online are NPCs texting while driving. lol

 

...would at least make some of the pathetic driving seem plausible.

Edited March 21, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[No Use For A Name]

New side paneling? $1700

 

New mirrors? $17,000

 

lolwut

[Arrows to Athens]

New side paneling? $1700

 

New mirrors? $17,000

 

lolwut

Chrome for the whole car? $25,000

 

Chrome for your wheels? $60,000+

 

lolwut

[GuiltySpark]

New Overflod Entity being almost the slowest super when in real its one of the fastest cars in the world.

[wizooord]

 

New side paneling? $1700

 

New mirrors? $17,000

 

lolwut

Chrome for the whole car? $25,000

 

Chrome for your wheels? $60,000+

 

lolwut

 

New cars added? 12 16

 

New garages? 0

 

lolwut

Edited March 21, 2018 by wizooord