The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[mayo gaming]

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

Edited February 19, 2018 by mayo gaming

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?

More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

 

I've heard about it being added in the game at some time, but it's actually in the game?

[mayo gaming]

 

 

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?

More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

 

I've heard about it being added in the game at some time, but it's actually in the game?

Yes, 100% ready.

 

Wish I could figure out how to insert images.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

 

 

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?

More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

 

I've heard about it being added in the game at some time, but it's actually in the game?

Yes, 100% ready.

 

Wish I could figure out how to insert images.

 

Do you have a link?

[mayo gaming]

 

 

 

 

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?

More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

 

I've heard about it being added in the game at some time, but it's actually in the game?Yes, 100% ready.

 

Wish I could figure out how to insert images.

 

Do you have a link?

I have this video link. Reading the description and title should explain everything. The videos just showcasing the car.

 

 

[if you're not bothered with the video, I'll condense it down. The Tampa and Feroci have been in the game files since 2013 and the Feroci is still waiting to be released]

[rollschuh2282]

 

 

 

 

 

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?

More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

 

I've heard about it being added in the game at some time, but it's actually in the game?

Yes, 100% ready.

 

Wish I could figure out how to insert images.

 

Do you have a link?

I have this video link. Reading the description and title should explain everything. The videos just showcasing the car.

 

 

 

[if you're not bothered with the video, I'll condense it down. The Tampa and Feroci have been in the game files since 2013 and the Feroci is still waiting to be released]

 

there is only the tuning files left, the car itself is not in the files

[Dr.Rosenthal]

 

 

The Cargo Bob is rarely used to lift cargo. Most of the time, players use to to lift cars off the street but only the cars that R* deems isn't too heavy to lift. I think the cargo bob's lift capacity is in need of a over haul.

 

They should just give us the Skylift at this point. I think that thing may be able to carry heavier things than what the cargo bob can currently lift.

 

Come on Rockstar you've added countless other things, I don't see why the Skylift can't be added to GTAOnline and be purchased.

 

They're probably just trying to figure out if they should charge $4 million, $5 million or $6 million for the skylift.

It’s just stupid that the Cargobob can lift a Rhino but not an APC or Noose Riot Van. Also that it wont hook onto certain vehicles (Dune FAV, Insurgent, Technical Custom and probably many more). So stupid. So yes I agree, give us the Skylift, idc if it’s $5M as long as it can lift ANYTHING, ALWAYS, under any and every circumstance..

 

Making you pay insurance on a PV owned by someone who has a bounty, in which the fee might be more than the bounty. ($1000 bounty - $2000 insurance fee = -$1000) R* logic.

$1000 bounty and $2000 insurance fee sounds optimistic. Try $2000 bounty and $20k insurance fee. Yes they could just remove the insurance fee when there’s a bounty, it’s not like its real life and somebody actually has to pay to restore the car.

[FukNRekd]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

I just remembered yesterday. The freakin' Esperanto. An almost forgotten car. Where the f*ck is that?

More importantly, where the f*ck is the Feroci? The car is in the game, 100% completed but it's not there.

 

I'd like a companion for my mafia themed Intruder but Rockstar says no.

 

I've heard about it being added in the game at some time, but it's actually in the game?

Yes, 100% ready.

 

Wish I could figure out how to insert images.

 

Do you have a link?I have this video link. Reading the description and title should explain everything. The videos just showcasing the car.

 

 

[if you're not bothered with the video, I'll condense it down. The Tampa and Feroci have been in the game files since 2013 and the Feroci is still waiting to be released]

 

there is only the tuning files left, the car itself is not in the files

Is the Feroci a sports/super car? Don't remember seeing it.

[DentureDynamite]

They're probably just trying to figure out if they should charge $4 million, $5 million or $6 million for the Skylift.

 

Yeah--ugh. But I just want that chopper--if the magnet is strong enough to pick up cars without damaging them, it'll pretty much make the Cargobob obsolete, IMO.

 

...unless you just have a "thing" for hooks and swinging.

 

Rockstar logic: Disabling gang attacks because someone in the session is running CEO work. Next thing you know, they'll disable 24/7 store robberies until everyone in the session is done with any/all "jobs".

Edited February 20, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[79'Blazer4x4]

 

 

The Cargo Bob is rarely used to lift cargo. Most of the time, players use to to lift cars off the street but only the cars that R* deems isn't too heavy to lift. I think the cargo bob's lift capacity is in need of a over haul.

 

They should just give us the Skylift at this point. I think that thing may be able to carry heavier things than what the cargo bob can currently lift.

 

Come on Rockstar you've added countless other things, I don't see why the Skylift can't be added to GTAOnline and be purchased.

 

They're probably just trying to figure out if they should charge $4 million, $5 million or $6 million for the skylift.

 

They'll decide on $10 million, and make it so it won't be able to actually lift anything.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Is the Feroci a sports/super car? Don't remember seeing it.

 

It was a sedan in IV, but considering it's Rockstar, they'll probably class it as sports.

Edited February 20, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Rockstar logic: Disabling gang attacks because someone in the session is running CEO work. Next thing you know, they'll disable 24/7 store robberies until everyone in the session is done with any/all "jobs".

Ugh, that used to piss me off when I used to give a sh*t about Daily Objectives.

 

Finally found a Gang Attack that isn't sh*t? Too bad, a 1 member MC is running Stand Your Ground in a 20 player lobby lul

 

Finds another session

[Arrows to Athens]

Rockstar logic: Force me into some random free mode work I didn't consent to and can't activate passive mode anymore.

 

f*ck you.

Edited February 20, 2018 by Arrows to Athens

[GTAfanboy420]

I got an idea. If you buy a weaponized vehicle, it should spawn at Fort Zancudo. If it's a helicopter , obviously it'll spawn on a helipad. If it's a plane/jet, it should spawn inside the hangars. If it's a ground vehicle, there should be a garage you can drive it into. Therefore we would get access to Fort Zancudo, and we have storage for weaponized vehicles. (Hydra, Insurgent Pickup, Technical, Buzzard, Annihilator, Rhino Tank) And insurance for those vehicles.

[pez2k]

I got an idea. If you buy a weaponized vehicle, it should spawn at Fort Zancudo. If it's a helicopter , obviously it'll spawn on a helipad. If it's a plane/jet, it should spawn inside the hangars. If it's a ground vehicle, there should be a garage you can drive it into. Therefore we would get access to Fort Zancudo, and we have storage for weaponized vehicles. (Hydra, Insurgent Pickup, Technical, Buzzard, Annihilator, Rhino Tank) And insurance for those vehicles.

You can already buy one of three hangars at Fort Zancudo which gives you access to the base and lets you store, insure and repaint any Pegasus aircraft. The Insurgent Pickup and Technical can both be modified into a Custom version using the MOC or Avenger, and then customised, insured and stored in any normal car garage.

[GTAfanboy420]

True. I guess so many people are happy that they can finally go to the base without getting a wanted level. That's where I'd buy my hangar. And the ability to put a gatling gun on the deadliest truck is like heaven on earth and hell to the cops. lol And it's even better since you CAN store it. No more having to rely on God awful Pegasus. Combine that with the ability to hook it up to a friend's Anti-aircraft trailer, and you along with a couple friends got yourselves a nearly unstoppable force.

Edited February 28, 2018 by GTAfanboy420

[Fireboy769]

Y'know, the Chernobog exploding in one explosion makes sense. Did you forgot the thing has a f*ck ton of missiles on the back? Of course it'll blow im one explosion. I'm more surprised on why there isn't a explosion the size of a Orbital Strike with all those missiles.

[GTAfanboy420]

That would have to be a pretty big boom

[Up2NoGood45]

It's weird that the retail price of a Western Daemon chopper is over 100K but it's worth almost nothing to sell at LS Auto. But a Felon GT that is 90K is worth $9500.

[GTAfanboy420]

I know that's just stupid

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

The Hydra is an small aircraft at the hangar.

 

The LAZER is a medium aircraft.

 

They're almost the same size.

 

[GTAfanboy420]

Random NPCs doing things that are extremely stupid

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

The Hydra is an small aircraft at the hangar.

 

The LAZER is a medium aircraft.

 

They're almost the same size.

 

 

It's the reverse on my end, the Hydra is a Medium Aircraft, and the Lazer being the small one.

[Dr.Rosenthal]

2018 and still no ownable Rail Gun or Lost Slamvan.

 

What's the point of keeping those two things locked away?

Slamvan's just a cool van and the Rail Gun is not as OP as it would have been classified back in 2015.

 

Who needs a Railgun when you have the Mk II Heavy Revolver with Hollow points?

 

(Maybe you're right though. But should it have auto-aim? Should it be one shot - one kill? What would be the range of its auto-aim? If it would be as effective as it is against NPCs, and have the same lock-on distance as, say, the Combat MG, it would become the only gun that people would use which would further f*ck up free roam gunplay and make it even more plain.)

Edited March 1, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal

[DentureDynamite]

R* recently buffing NPC trolling in Import/Export missions, causing serious damage--because clearly they know we've found legit workarounds to their trolling, cool downs, and overall throttling system.

 

...then they gift said players GTA$ 1,350,000 for being loyal.

Edited March 1, 2018 by DentureDynamite

[Kiethblacklion]

I never understood why Rockstar has pushed and pushed for GTAO to be such a social game, where you bring in your friends to make your crews, yet 90% of the contact missions and even the heists are limited to only 4 people? My crew and I usually have 6 to 8 people on at a time but we have to split up if we want to run missions.

 

If one person owns a CEO Office, another crew member owns a bunker, another owns an Motorcycle club and another owns a facility, when we activate our criminal business and everyone joins (again, limiting it to only 4 associates which makes no freakin' sense), then everyone involved with the business should be able to access everyone's facilities. If my friend owns a bunker and he's upgraded it then, as his CEO, I should be able to access it without him having to take over as the boss. That's how a real business would work (I know, I know, if they did that then fewer people would buy the shark cards and get their own stuff).

[Shnockered1]

There's a pool table, can't shoot pool...there's a basketball court, can't shoot hoops...

Edited March 1, 2018 by eshenk

[Kiethblacklion]

There's a pool table, can't shoot pool...there's a basketball court, can't shoot hoops...

 

There is a baseball diamond...can't play baseball

[FukNRekd]

A football field. Can't play football.

 

A horse race track, can't race horses.

Edited March 1, 2018 by FukNRekd

[Dr.Rosenthal]

^

 

To be fair though, that list could be made endless. LS would be a boring place if only the playable activities would be physically represented.

 

But to add to your list (because I honestly think LS should have an endless amount of activities):

 

Skateparks. Cant skate.

Restaurants/foodtrucks. Cant buy food.

 

and most importantly:

 

Smuggling drugs. Cant do drugs. (Whats the point of smuggling the stuff if no one uses it? Whos paying?)

Cub3d. CANT PLAY CUB3D.

 

Edit: blabla, also;

 

The above posts along with mine goes to show that GTAO really needs a leisure update. More friendly activities and open up Maze Bank Arena for dirtbike races and such stuff.

Edited March 1, 2018 by Dr.Rosenthal