Quantcast
Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!

    1. GTANet.com

    1. GTA Online

      1. Los Santos Tuners
      2. Updates
      3. Find Lobbies & Players
      4. Guides & Strategies
      5. Vehicles
      6. Content Creator
      7. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Online

      1. Blood Money
      2. Frontier Pursuits
      3. Find Lobbies & Outlaws
      4. Help & Support
    3. Crews

    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

      1. PC
      2. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Redemption

    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

      1. St. Andrews Cathedral
    2. GTA VI

    3. GTA V

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    4. GTA IV

      1. The Lost and Damned
      2. The Ballad of Gay Tony
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
    5. GTA San Andreas

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    6. GTA Vice City

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    7. GTA III

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    8. Portable Games

      1. GTA Chinatown Wars
      2. GTA Vice City Stories
      3. GTA Liberty City Stories
    9. Top-Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    1. GTA Mods

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Red Dead Mods

      1. Documentation
    3. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    4. Featured Mods

      1. Design Your Own Mission
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Rockstar Games

    2. Rockstar Collectors

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Movies & TV
      5. Music
      6. Sports
      7. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    1. Announcements

      1. GTANet 20th Anniversary
    2. Support

    3. Suggestions

GTAForums does NOT endorse or allow any kind of GTA Online modding, mod menus, tools or account selling/hacking. Do NOT post them here or advertise them, as per the forum rules.

The Worst Of Rockstar Logic


Ambient_
 Share

Recommended Posts

1. start playing online for the first time and immediately get killed by somebody.

2. popup explains that I can turn on passive mode for a wildly unrealistic experience

3. Same player jumps in a car and runs me over.

  • Like 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

ArcadeWilliamz

1. The cops just have to shoot you to death over a stolen car, robbing a store with a broken bottle, etc.

 

2. You steal a $500.000 super car off the street but can't place it in your garage or sell it when it's GTA not primary school.

 

3. Unable to rob gun stores, clothing stores, hairdressers etc.

 

4. Everybody's allowed to buy a Rhino Tank off a website instead of having to steal one from Fort Zancudo.

 

5. No Forced + Pickups option for the capture creator.

 

6. Endless freezing.

 

GTA Online is still good but needs to change.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

during races or missions, npc cars are suddenly unmovable objects that dont budge when u hit them

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1. The cops just have to shoot you to death over a stolen car, robbing a store with a broken bottle, etc.

 

2. You steal a $500.000 super car off the street but can't place it in your garage or sell it when it's GTA not primary school.

 

3. Unable to rob gun stores, clothing stores, hairdressers etc.

 

4. Everybody's allowed to buy a Rhino Tank off a website instead of having to steal one from Fort Zancudo.

 

5. No Forced + Pickups option for the capture creator.

 

6. Endless freezing.

 

GTA Online is still good but needs to change.

wrong , everyone may able buy rhino tank unless they pass the military school XD . there are five class but one is needed to pass ( as well one class only award certificate that allow purchase rhino tank legally ) , the class are : infantry , boatman , helicopter pilot , tank operator & jet pilot

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

- Promotes Reveal Players on the Newswire about the Capture Update. During the Rockstar livestream later, absolutely everyone uses it all the time, and the Rockstar dev's complain how the match is going nowhere how everyone's camping.

 

- Posts new verified job images of races with a variety of different cars in their class. If you check the leaderboards of the new Off-Road race, the first 20 pages are stacked with Sanchezes until you find the first vehicle on page 20+. (Sanchez doesn't belong in the Off-Road Car class, it's too overpowered)

 

- They post about how they dislike hackers, modders and anyone else abusing the game and spreading the chaos. They promote Domislive with multiple shoutouts. He is a GTA youtuber with a large fan-base who releases daily videos on how to exploit. Example: How to use weapons in garages and kill people.

 

- They release DLC's and post constant ongoing events and news about GTA while completely ignoring the fact that we've all been having console freezes. It's been over 2 months and they still haven't fixed it. Honestly, at this point I'd rather have the freezing to end before any DLC. They need to fix what we already have before releasing anything new.

 

- We ask them to add Forced Weapon options to the Capture Creator. They later do it but they added it as a non-mandatory setting. Meaning that if there's a capture which would only work if people were restricted from using explosives and someone beside the creator would host it, he would have to switch the options each time he hosted it. They need to make Forced Weapons ONLY because random's who host will set it to owned and then the match will be a complete disaster resulting in dislikes and people quitting.

 

- Loading screen ad about LS Customs. Marking ''Chrome is class''. They don't understand the fact that kids do not understand sarcasm.

 

- Loading screen ad about having a headset and being heard. The irony is that they removed the ''Toggle Mute'' option in the lobby screen so when we're in a lobby waiting for a match to start and some squeeker, sh!t talker or someone who plays loud music or screeching comes in, all we can do is either bare it or leave since we can't mute him.

clear your cache . No more freeing. I hate it when kids blame rock star for their Crappy experience .

I hate it when kiss asses try to cover for R* shortcomings

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

  • Every f*cking time you're on a kill streak or a losing streak, the screen starts changes around to all of these bright headache-inducing colors. Did they really think it looked cool and wasn't annoying at all?

 

The airport and Fort Zancudo being off-limits in the content creator. Restricted areas my ass, it's just a content creator, why can't we do what we want on the map and add races or deathmatches on the base or at the airport? Why can't we just have fun with those places?

 

You can rob gas stations and convenience stores, but you have to be polite in a clothing store and not rob the place. You aren't even allowed to take out your weapon until you leave. I'm sure Ponsonbys would carry more cash than 24/7

 

Increased rank cap to 8000! They must really be expecting people to be playing this long enough to reach anywhere near that without hacking the game.

 

Ron, Lester, and Brucie calling me up to remind me of something I don't care about.

 

  • Like 8
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I hate it when kiss asses try to cover for R* shortcomings

^This.

The game is SERIOUSLY f*ckING FLAWED.

Anyone defending it is sucking *R cock.

 

(Quote edit on a tablet)

Edited by BatFerYou
  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

Just occured to me:

 

GTA4 online becomes unplayable due to chopper whores strafing everyone. Everyone bitches.

R* release updated versions of the game with BETTER and more powerful choppers. More bitching, less playing.

R* release GTAO with EVEN MORE POWERFUL VEHICLES.

 

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"

-Johnny Rotten

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...

I have chosen a higher path since that last post and forgive those who have trespassed against me.

 

Now who would like to end the violence & hatred and have a nice hug instead?

 

Hugs anyone?

 

And yes, I am covered in maple syrup today, you may lick me if you wish.

 

I also have whipped cream.

Edited by BatFerYou
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

I didnt know its cheating to bookmark a job WTF rockstar! Sendning people to

CP for bookmarking the wrong job really?? I just browse the forums and bookmark jobs that seem fun how the f.ck is that cheating huh?? How the hell could I know which ones are glitched thats some fcking twisted logic from R :blink: great job punish legit players if they bookmark the wrong job thats really fcked up. :sui:

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

 

The game is SERIOUSLY f*ckING FLAWED.

Anyone defending it is sucking *R cock.

 

This is the most pathetic kind of comment right here. Calls everyone a cocksucker just because they like a game for what it is, yet they play it for hours on end.

 

You should be more grateful for a service that has been completely free since release which you have been allowed to play with no restrictions.

Edited by V HoneyBadger V
  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

*Goes to impound to get car*

*Decides to pay instead of dealing with cops*

(Sorry you don't have enough money on you buy kesh kerds plz)

Me:No go away

*takes out money from bank*

*Pays*

*Impound takes money from my bank instead of money I just took out*

(-_-)

Edited by AwesomeJokeGTA
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tweaked some missions and add respawning enemies

Enemies respawn on your back with shotgun and shoot you 0.0000001 sec after the red dot start appearing on mini map.

Edited by luisniko
  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Single player: If done correctly, you can have over a billion dollars after finishing the game. Takes about 20k to fully upgrade a car. Don't like the car? Don't save the game and redo it.

 

Online: Beefed up missions pays 18k each. A nice set of wheels cost 19k.

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

  • You can own businesses in SP, but you can't franchise online.
  • Get arrested in SP if you stoop down to the police, but if you follow the police's orders online, you get shot at no matter what
  • You can only have 15 stickies at a time
  • You can't wear two pieces of jewelry at the same time
  • Caps don't go over ponytails, when irl you can just pull the ponytail through the loop left in the cap
  • Can't sell as many cars as you want whenever you feel like selling a f*cking vehicle, and some are too "hot" to modify when they can do some illegal sh*t to remove the tracking. It's GTA...
  • Simeon's existence
  • Gerald's existence
  • Can't buy a trailer in Blaine County
  • 16 people per lobby...
Only being able to carry 15 sticky bombs? Because it is logical to carry an armoury in your pocket?

 

I would like to wear more jewellery and accessories as well.

 

The police need a serious rework.

Edited by V HoneyBadger V
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Catch up. Worst game feature ever.

Agreed. Ruins racing, especially since 9/10 hosts leave it on.

 

My other gripes

- No animals in Online

- Empty Airport

- Empty Casino/Horse Track (Hopefully this is in next-gen version)

- Way too expensive to customize cars

- Can't store police vehicles (WHY?!?!??!)

- No properties in Blaine County

Edited by TGPomy
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Breaking, killing countless enemies, hacking, stealing important document, getting away from crazy mercenaries for 18k in dollars.

 

Going through countless gunmen, climbing up building, showdown at rooftop, stealing a heli, dodge the enemy helis for 4k in dollars.

 

Pearlescent paint job costs 22kin dollars.

 

Animal mask costs 21k in dollars.

 

Clearly not because of Cash Cards, of course.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

-Can only take pictures from shoulder height

 

-Can only choose from R* approved colors for your vehicle instead of complete color wheel.

 

-Can only lower vehicles

 

-Racing quad can't do a catwalk

 

-Can't load boat onto boat trailer

Link to comment
Share on other sites

- AI eats too many bullets unrealistically

- AI driving is ridiculous when they're spooked

- Rockstar promised heists about 7-8 months ago

- The audio from enemies when they taunt is lazy

- Vehicle stats are incorrect

- No hydraulics

- Police are unnecessarily aggressive

- One star jumps to two

- No 6 star wanted level

- Radio stations aren't as good as previous installments

- "Disconnected from GTA Online"

  • Like 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

- Rockstar promised heists about 7-8 months ago

Ssssshh. Watch out for Rockstar fanboys coming to spray you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

whereisthesearchbar

Robbing an NPC's car before putting a bullet in their head and having them text me afterwards.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Crunch McThornbody

Uhm, In online when you use your phone you dont see your character holding it, while that happens in single-player.

Anyone know the reason as to why this is the case?

That would be so useful during missions, you could see if someone was on the phone because usually it means they're calling Pegasus or Merryweather for a vehicle, whereas now you just see characters at the beginning of a mission standing around like lemons and you have no clue as to wether they're just not going to join in and let you do all the work or wether they're getting a heli to help speed up the mission.

A lot of these things are just complaints with nothing to do about logic.

Never let facts get in the way of a good argument.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Turkish Turketarian

 

 

Uhm, In online when you use your phone you dont see your character holding it, while that happens in single-player.

Anyone know the reason as to why this is the case?

That would be so useful during missions, you could see if someone was on the phone because usually it means they're calling Pegasus or Merryweather for a vehicle, whereas now you just see characters at the beginning of a mission standing around like lemons and you have no clue as to wether they're just not going to join in and let you do all the work or wether they're getting a heli to help speed up the mission.

This. I've had people stand and stare at me while I'm calling for my car or buzzard. They think I'm not playing and attempt to flatten me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

 

  • You can own businesses in SP, but you can't franchise online.
  • Get arrested in SP if you stoop down to the police, but if you follow the police's orders online, you get shot at no matter what
  • You can only have 15 stickies at a time
  • You can't wear two pieces of jewelry at the same time
  • Caps don't go over ponytails, when irl you can just pull the ponytail through the loop left in the cap
  • Can't sell as many cars as you want whenever you feel like selling a f*cking vehicle, and some are too "hot" to modify when they can do some illegal sh*t to remove the tracking. It's GTA...
  • Simeon's existence
  • Gerald's existence
  • Can't buy a trailer in Blaine County
  • 16 people per lobby...
Only being able to carry 15 sticky bombs? Because it is logical to carry an armoury in your pocket?

 

I would like to wear more jewellery and accessories as well.

 

The police need a serious rework.

but Its logical to carry every gun in your pocket "your logic"
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • 1 User Currently Viewing
    0 members, 0 Anonymous, 1 Guest

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.