The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[Ghoffman9]

I cannot specify which location I want my pegasus vehicle dropped off at.

Cops that are oversensitive and will shoot you for so much as standing near them.

NPC's that can hit me with a pistol like a long range sniper rifle.

Cops that know where you are, even when they have no reason to.

Cops that magically started manifesting a stone's throw away from you the moment you commit a crime.

Traffic AI that seems to deliberately try to hit or block you a lot.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

Flaws in vehicles and vehicular classification.

[shimenki]

How when the NPC is hidden behind a barrier and without even aiming they flippingly hold up the machine gun and hit you as if the bullets are programmed heat seeking missiles ...

[Dr Labuschagne]

Don't you just love it how every Enemy NPC is a member of The Fraternity?

[Beez]

NPC cars will stop to allow oncoming vehicles to make a left turn.

That's real life in Massachusetts.

[Dr Labuschagne]

It takes 13 hours for 4 people to make 4 crates of full of meth

 

In 7 days that totals 91 hours of "whipping white with a left wrist"

 

So if one hour = one minute in GTA

 

How come 7 workers (I think that's the amount you start with) take such a long time to make maximum product for sale???

[Sky_Light12]

You can shoot you flare gun straight up, but never your other guns...

 

Hehe this one is quite the shocker...

it makes sense because flare gun are meant to sent the signal to the air

 

even if you can point your pistol as flare gun can, it is less effective for shooting down aerial targets

[Dr Labuschagne]

 

You can shoot you flare gun straight up, but never your other guns...

 

Hehe this one is quite the shocker...

it makes sense because flare gun are meant to sent the signal to the air

 

even if you can point your pistol as flare gun can, it is less effective for shooting down aerial targets

If its possible in real life it should be possible in this game...

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

You can shoot you flare gun straight up, but never your other guns...

 

Hehe this one is quite the shocker...

it makes sense because flare gun are meant to sent the signal to the air

 

even if you can point your pistol as flare gun can, it is less effective for shooting down aerial targets

If its possible in real life it should be possible in this game...

 

might be better if you resort with automatic rifles

[SummersJr28]

The logic behind absolutely needing to be extremely quiet during Series A - Bikers while trying to get all the vans and then once the vans are retrieved you instantly have an army coming after you.

[Hunter]

You can shoot you flare gun straight up, but never your other guns...

 

Hehe this one is quite the shocker...

 

If only I could aim just a little higher there.

[Daz]

-Hold A to run

-Tap A to sprint

-Unable to preview vehicle purchases

-Unable to save previously purchased car mods

-Unable to run and shoot or move fast while aiming unless you do finger acrobatics which is pointless

-The constant removal of mask/helmet glitches, and the removal of masks and helmets in cutscenes and missions for no reason and refusing to put them back on automatically

-Message showing up when a party member has joined a game and it blocking your entire screen and the button to accept IS f*ckING "A" the most commonly used button

-Unable to store unwanted weapons in a safehouse by default

-Lack of vehicle storage when the game launched

-Cops are far more cheap and poorly designed than IV

-Cops no longer chase you with a nightstick and a 1 star practically means the cops haven't arrived yet

-Cop rubber banding and spawning directly in your path and having for some reason infinite helicopters to chase you

-The entire economy and microtransactions

-Pretty much the entire game except for the driving physics

-The fact every rockstar game after PS2 era sucks a massive wang

[DentureDynamite]

You can shoot you flare gun straight up, but never your other guns...

 

Hehe this one is quite the shocker...

 

Only in third-person mode though--you cannot fire it straight up in first-person (go figure).

 

Another one:

 

During the finale, donning your masks in the Pacfic Standard foyer in full view of the security camera. Yeah, they'll never figure out who we are. lol

 

Edited December 6, 2016 by DentureDynamite

[Yozora]

Auto aim with promoted competitive gun games. Hm. And a terrible shooting engine? Hm. Max payne had fantasic gunplay...hm...

[Pedinhuh]

Wrong post

Edited November 30, 2016 by pedinhuh

[Skycam]

Games gta online - we can't steal other players cars without permission.

 

(I get that we can't steal and own other players car but we should at least be able to steal them and drive them around without permission.)

[TommySpaghetti]

I'm sorry but the "Power Play" game mode, "Animals vs Munchies" is probably the most stupid thing I've ever seen. The announcer throughout the entire match is so freaking annoying. Is this what GTA has come to? Comical masks with power-ups in a TDM? Is this supposed to be funny or a trendy thing? Tragic

 

These updates are getting even more comical every single time. When the Casino and Nightclubs open up (which is never) It'll peak my interest with this game again.

[EkaSwede]

Games gta online - we can't steal other players cars without permission.

 

(I get that we can't steal and own other players car but we should at least be able to steal them and drive them around without permission.)

This is why I leave my PV access to everyone. So I can feel stupid when I go into a store to shop for clothes, and come out to see that someone stole my Monroe.

[Sky_Light12]

 

[Dr Labuschagne]

Did you ever realise that the Handbrake/E-brake only works when you turn the analog in either direction?

 

These people don't like us drifting at all do they

 

And the Tornado custom has steptronic gearbox, with both a automatic and manual stick shifter...

[Pedinhuh]

Did you ever realise that the Handbrake/E-brake only works when you turn the analog in either direction?

 

These people don't like us drifting at all do they

 

And the Tornado custom has steptronic gearbox, with both a automatic and manual stick shifter...

Really? I can use the handbrake without touching the steering in any car or bike, rear wheel even locks up.

 

There might be some issue with your controller.

[Mynx]

PC:

 

Flying a chopper with keyboard for MC selling missions. Deliver drugs. So I increase height and such with WASD, I controll the choppers angle with 4568 and I need to drop the cargo with "arrow right"??? Should I play with my rooster out and punch it in the middle of the keyboard between my hands?

[Pedinhuh]

PC:

 

Flying a chopper with keyboard for MC selling missions. Deliver drugs. So I increase height and such with WASD, I controll the choppers angle with 4568 and I need to drop the cargo with "arrow right"??? Should I play with my rooster out and punch it in the middle of the keyboard between my hands?

Get a controller and your problem is solved.

[feiaschdada]

Games gta online - we can't steal other players cars without permission.

 

(I get that we can't steal and own other players car but we should at least be able to steal them and drive them around without permission.)

In free roam, but in missions with randoms annoying as f*ck. They get your car, drive away and you have no mean to transport... or you summon your vehicle over the menu.

[Mynx]

 

PC:

 

Flying a chopper with keyboard for MC selling missions. Deliver drugs. So I increase height and such with WASD, I controll the choppers angle with 4568 and I need to drop the cargo with "arrow right"??? Should I play with my rooster out and punch it in the middle of the keyboard between my hands?

Get a controller and your problem is solved.

 

 

Nice advice. Maybe I should have made it more clear that my posting was meant in a more funny way, however.^^

 

There are people who refuse "controllers".

[Misanthrope Z]

some parking lots not being suitable locations to have your car delivered, forcing you to run a marathon until you reach what R* dictates as a "suitable road".

 

yet it's perfectly okay for it to appear out of thin air in the middle of busy highways, so oncoming traffic can just rear-end the sh*t out of your vehicle and send it flying even farther away from you than it already was.

 

 

 

don't get me started on the many times i've had to do suicide dives off of bridges because this game finds it appropriate to park my car BELOW whatever overpass i'm standing on half the time

 

 

 

or the time it spawned my car in the f*cking sewers...

Edited December 8, 2016 by Handsome Z

[Skycam]

 

Games gta online - we can't steal other players cars without permission.

 

(I get that we can't steal and own other players car but we should at least be able to steal them and drive them around without permission.)

In free roam, but in missions with randoms annoying as f*ck. They get your car, drive away and you have no mean to transport... or you summon your vehicle over the menu.

Yeah freeroam is funny to have it unlocked but it CAN be bad in missions, I agree. Although it CAN be bad if the passenger doesn't have access either because if the driver dies in a bad spot, the passenger is going to die too, if he doesn't have the ability to take control and drive away. Also it can be good if playing with a player that doesn't have much, he can drive my PV while I grab a pegasus vehicle.

[DentureDynamite]

Have to laugh heartily at leaker R*F*'s recent statement about R*'s refusal to let players assume the role of cops in-game:

 

"F***ing never. Its GRAND THEFT AUTO. You're not a cop."

 

...meanwhile, R* promotes players dressing up like a character from Tron (of all things, a sci-fi movie completely unrelated to Grand Theft Auto), drive a Tron motorcycle, and even promotes Tron-like Adversary game modes.

 

Hypocrisy much?

 

Edited December 8, 2016 by DentureDynamite

[wizooord]

There should totally be an option to play as a cop, it opens up a door to so much fun sh*t, i don't know why there's such a firm "game about crime = you can't be a cop" opinion :?

 

>call lester, request cop role, pay 50k, he hacks stuff, you pickup a costume at some dump, get 30 mins of cop time, get extra cash from doing cop stuff and such, limited to 2 persons per session perhaps, idk, this kind of thing seems nice

[Mynx]

i.e... like let us create LSPD Group like MC/CEO... you get above average payment for being a cop, you get automissions to stop drug delivery and such (but you cannot keep the secured drugs). And naturally... a system to bribe the cop players (like letting them have 1/3 of a successful drug delivery... So much potential...so under-utilized.