The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[Hunter]

A bird can get hit by an explosive round, and its feathers aren't even ruffled:

 

 

 

Could do with more gore actually, this game.

[ash-274]

flips car off curb (Somehow?) lands upside down, solution : turn wheel to left or right to flip it over R* Logic

Well, the old logic was:

Car ends up upside down.

Car catches fire 10 seconds later, blows up after 20 seconds. They watched too many movies to think that's what happens every time.

[Zader]

Someone shoots me.

I respawn.

 

wtf how unrealistic /s

[Skycam]

My character is holding a knife... kicks the victim to death instead of using said knife.

 

Rockstar logic.

[Jazzy the Dutchess]

rockstar logic: give players the Bahama Mamas t'shirt and motivate them to "get the party started" without opening the place where the party takes place!

Maybe it's a sign of things to come...

[ash-274]

My character is holding a knife... kicks the victim to death instead of using said knife.

 

Rockstar logic.

Saves a trip to the dry cleaners

[Skycam]

 

My character is holding a knife... kicks the victim to death instead of using said knife.

 

Rockstar logic.

Saves a trip to the dry cleaners

My character wears a yellow hazmat suit because he's prepared to get messy.

[Jazzy the Dutchess]

Someone shoots me.

I respawn.

 

wtf how unrealistic /s

Very unrealistic, but I rather respawn than restart my console.

[Pedinhuh]

 

flips car off curb (Somehow?) lands upside down, solution : turn wheel to left or right to flip it over R* Logic

Well, the old logic was:

Car ends up upside down.

Car catches fire 10 seconds later, blows up after 20 seconds. They watched too many movies to think that's what happens every time.

I'm quite sure in IV it wasn't like that until you got out of the car, even then it would take some time to blow up.

But I have to check that.

[ash-274]

 

 

flips car off curb (Somehow?) lands upside down, solution : turn wheel to left or right to flip it over R* Logic

Well, the old logic was:

Car ends up upside down.

Car catches fire 10 seconds later, blows up after 20 seconds. They watched too many movies to think that's what happens every time.

I'm quite sure in IV it wasn't like that until you got out of the car, even then it would take some time to blow up.

But I have to check that.

I was thinking more of the "3D era" games: III, VC, SA, LCS, VCS

If the car flipped you moved as fast and you could to get out and run.

[Dacelo]

Half of these are just 'lol video game isn't realistic'

 

If your car's rolls over onto it's back from being chased by another player(s) or you're making a getaway then just simply flip it back over with a button. Rockstar logic. I'm not a fan of this method of driving BTW.

Imagine having a full heist ruined because someone flipped their car on the roof and now you have no way of getting anywhere. It's a concession of realism for convenience's sake.

[M.K.N.]

-Daily Objectives that are unnecessarily hard which can risk of your hard-earned streak being reset (e.g. Capture, LTS, Kill Players, Collect Bounties, Deathmatches, Rally Races), and have appeared way too often every time you log into GTA Online.

 

-Adversary Modes. Basically no one even plays them at all yet R* constantly adds them as if it was more popular than Contact Missions and Survival.

 

-Unable to steal DLC vehicles from traffic, they always kick you out from it the moment you enter inside. And even if you did, you can't store it, much less sell it.

 

-R* allowing hackers to run rampant on servers, mainly on the PC version, instead of banning them.

[Sky_Light12]

another logic bombs , incoming

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[Skycam]

^

That last one is crazy awesome.

Edited September 3, 2016 by Skycam

[PetrolCB]

rockstar logic: give players the Bahama Mamas t'shirt and motivate them to "get the party started" without opening the place where the party takes place!

 

No offense, and I mean this whole heartedly (especially to everyone who want these places open); but what the f*ck do you think you'll be able to do inside the club? Drink? Stand around? Get bored and then start complaining about not being able to get inside another inconsequential building?

Edited September 3, 2016 by MapRef41N93W

[Handsome Jack]

Half of these are just 'lol video game isn't realistic'

 

If your car's rolls over onto it's back from being chased by another player(s) or you're making a getaway then just simply flip it back over with a button. Rockstar logic. I'm not a fan of this method of driving BTW.

Imagine having a full heist ruined because someone flipped their car on the roof and now you have no way of getting anywhere. It's a concession of realism for convenience's sake.

Gta 4 for example if your car flipped over, thats it. Very annoying back then.

[PhillBellic]

 

Half of these are just 'lol video game isn't realistic'

 

If your car's rolls over onto it's back from being chased by another player(s) or you're making a getaway then just simply flip it back over with a button. Rockstar logic. I'm not a fan of this method of driving BTW.

Imagine having a full heist ruined because someone flipped their car on the roof and now you have no way of getting anywhere. It's a concession of realism for convenience's sake.

Gta 4 for example if your car flipped over, thats it. Very annoying back then.

 

I call BS. You can use another Car to flip yours back over.

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

Multi millionaire, owns business, a yacht , helicopters, golden guns and a fricking tank pays an entire staff everyday........

gets sms from that immigrant with a list of cars to boost.

[Xiled]

Gta 3 your car is upside down it lights on fire and blows up.

 

Gta 4 your car is upside down it gets stuck. You get out find another car, than hit your car to flip it.

 

Gta 5 your car is upside down and you can magically flip it back over.

 

If I end up in car that is upside down I am gonna run away from it. If you use gta v logic you can stay in the car, if it lights on fire and explodes than your not doing realism very well.

Edited September 3, 2016 by Xiled

[jdv95]

 

rockstar logic: give players the Bahama Mamas t'shirt and motivate them to "get the party started" without opening the place where the party takes place!

 

No offense, and I mean this whole heartedly (especially to everyone who want these places open); but what the f*ck do you think you'll be able to do inside the club? Drink? Stand around? Get bored and then start complaining about not being able to get inside another inconsequential building?

Role play purposes (not everyone plays this game just to kill eachother),to expand the map interior,add minigames,make the city feel more alive,opens the bridge for more mini game/interior potential etc. The club would be best opened in it's own update though with corresponding clothing,vehicles. Edited September 3, 2016 by jdv95

[Sky_Light12]

Boomsss....AWAY !

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[Gridl0k]

That Surge

[Fennimoe]

This DEFINITELY belongs here... [email protected]

 

 

 

Rockstar Logic

Edited September 3, 2016 by Fennimoe

[livejoker]

 

rockstar logic: give players the Bahama Mamas t'shirt and motivate them to "get the party started" without opening the place where the party takes place!

Maybe it's a sign of things to come...

Knowing R* they'll just release a t-shirt that has two open doors on the front.

[Gridl0k]

Next week "Casino T-Shirt"

[Sky_Light12]

This DEFINITELY belongs here... [email protected]

 

 

 

Rockstar Logic

the guy must be salty when he finds out

[BulletFly]

They release the cargobob with the ceo update and unable it to lift any crates or vehicles with crates, make it useless for contact missions.

You can pickup a crates on foot and put it in your pocket but when it's in a vehicle you can't get the crates out to your pocket, but the npc robbers can do it.

You can hold a huge number of weapons, ammunitions, bulletproof vests, clothes in your inventory but only one f*cking parachute.

The parachute just disapears if it touches any thing and also when you land properly, very realistic...

You can't run inside ammunations, you can't take out your guns either but the seller can take you down for no reason. you can't do sh*t in clothing shops aswell.

When you enter a food shop to robb it, your gun disapear and you have to take it out again.

You play as a criminal but you can't steal luxury cars, weapons, clothes, food. And of course you have to pay insurances of other criminals cars.

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R* logic

Edited September 3, 2016 by BulletFly

[-LN-]

 

 

Murder other players 1000 times no problem here is some RP, blow up a PV 1000 times let's remove you from the general public for a few months.

Rockstar logic.

 

kill some1 and they instanly respawn, blow up two PVs and they have to wait to call it again, which is a pain in the ass depending on your location.....its actually quite logical

 

 

Well then a simple fix would be an easy request vehicle back option.. That spawns the vehicle right next to you. Regardless of how far you are or if your vehicle is blown up.. And remove insurance. Making vehicles much easier to request, saves time and removes the silly insurance scam/trolling going on.

 

I myself would love a job a R*. Give me one week and this game would be completely different and hell of alot more enjoyable and balanced.

 

HL gone.. Always on Blips gone.. Insurance gone.. Auto aim gone... Quick fill ammo mini menu gone. Prices slashed.. All vehicles can be stolen and kept.. All interiors open. NO passive for military vehicles. Jets with a 15 min cool down. Military response for fighter jets.. Ammo/ explosive carries reduced by 75%. All vehicles re balanced and re-classed to make sense. Curb boosting removed.. And that would be what i have changed on my 1st day of the job..lol

I agree that FA Assist should be removed or at least not mixed together with FA Full, but why is it an issue for dedicated AA lobbies to exist? This just seems like a typical anti-AA sentiment, and no one forces the dedicated FA players to play AA. Also, I agree that we need more open interiors, but all? That seems highly improbable given the sheer amount of unique buildings that actually exist in the game. I also agree that the quick fill ammo option should not exist--it honestly perplexes me why they decided to add this in the first place. Pavement surfing should have never existed in the first place and all vehicles should most definitely be more balanced and re-classed. Those two things make racing a bit of a bad joke within this game.

 

And here is a reason I dislike FA in this game:

 

Empty an entire round of bullets into someone's body or obnoxious BPH and they easily survive. They move closer to you, pistol whip you once, and you die instantly.

 

R* logic...

[AUScowboy]

Yeah i play free aim in every other game, but GTA's sucks so much i just use auto aim..

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

 

Murder other players 1000 times no problem here is some RP, blow up a PV 1000 times let's remove you from the general public for a few months.

Rockstar logic.

kill some1 and they instanly respawn, blow up two PVs and they have to wait to call it again, which is a pain in the ass depending on your location.....its actually quite logical

 

Well then a simple fix would be an easy request vehicle back option.. That spawns the vehicle right next to you. Regardless of how far you are or if your vehicle is blown up.. And remove insurance. Making vehicles much easier to request, saves time and removes the silly insurance scam/trolling going on.

 

I myself would love a job a R*. Give me one week and this game would be completely different and hell of alot more enjoyable and balanced.

 

HL gone.. Always on Blips gone.. Insurance gone.. Auto aim gone... Quick fill ammo mini menu gone. Prices slashed.. All vehicles can be stolen and kept.. All interiors open. NO passive for military vehicles. Jets with a 15 min cool down. Military response for fighter jets.. Ammo/ explosive carries reduced by 75%. All vehicles re balanced and re-classed to make sense. Curb boosting removed.. And that would be what i have changed on my 1st day of the job..lol

I agree that FA Assist should be removed or at least not mixed together with FA Full, but why is it an issue for dedicated AA lobbies to exist? This just seems like a typical anti-AA sentiment, and no one forces the dedicated FA players to play AA. Also, I agree that we need more open interiors, but all? That seems highly improbable given the sheer amount of unique buildings that actually exist in the game. I also agree that the quick fill ammo option should not exist--it honestly perplexes me why they decided to add this in the first place. Pavement surfing should have never existed in the first place and all vehicles should most definitely be more balanced and re-classed. Those two things make racing a bit of a bad joke within this game.

And here is a reason I dislike FA in this game:

Empty an entire round of bullets into someone's body or obnoxious BPH and they easily survive. They move closer to you, pistol whip you once, and you die instantly.

R* logic...

I think Auto Aim should work only on A.Is, since Auto Aim fails to do its job against other players 90% of the time for me, yet you have people auto aim firing, During combat roll fits.