The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[TCA]

 

Went Robbing today, Jester damaged to smoking point...engine is in rear but front end is smoking...wtf

Dude, that's completely logical, if engine is on the back, exhausts are on the front, duh

Lol gotcha.

[Sky_Light12]

buy la cuaracha horn

mechanic even says " this ain't even la cuaracha , but it'll do "

 

lester proclaim himself the best hacker during seashark part of pacific - avi

can't even handle the transponder

 

achieve a headshot

still scream

 

makes bahama mamas interior for next gen

disable it for use ( and later removes it )

 

duke o death in online ? patched !

there's personal vehicle randomly swap to other vehicle glitch ? no one cares !

 

oh so you're on cutscene in end of pacific standard & joy of criminal mastermind ?

well , we'll freeze it unless you buy megalodon cash card

[Mr. Larson]

Lester giving you 10k for distracting the cops for his fellows, but you just pay him 1k to lose your wanted level. That guy should stop browsing illegal websites and get some basics in economics.

[PhillBellic]

 

>Relegated to paying mechanic and property bills and have to buy majority of cars rather than stealing them

 

 

It should be grand auto shopping spree.

 

This is appropriate, and funny.

 

[GR Choke]

Throw NPC out of car

Kill him

Get in NPC car

Then get a message saying i stole his ride im going to have you smoked

Edited June 8, 2015 by GR Choke

[hyperar]

Wants to trade a high end apartment with a 10 car garage for just a 10 car garage, the garage costs more. Really? A High-End apartment placed downtown worths less that a dirty garage located on the same neighborhood where Rambo got mugged, REALLY???

Edited June 9, 2015 by hyperar

[PetrolCB]

Make it to bikes in Pac finale with the full take, enters apartment/garage right next door, "Oh, you wanna take your Kuruma to the boat? How about we teleport you to Cypress Flatts so you can take your Peyote gang car? Good luck!"

[Pedinhuh]

"Join session?"

"Getting session details…"

"Joining session."

*goes into the clouds*

"Session is full."

You're telling me that the session details do not include how many players there are in it? You couldn't know that before you make me leave the current session?

 

"Would you like to join queue?"

Yes - puts me into different session

No - puts me back into the old session, loading everything, then quits it, then puts me into a different session

 

Or another favorite…

"We timed out finding a session, so instead of trying again or putting you into your own that others can join later, we're going to kick you ALL THE WAY BACK TO SP."

 

Is there any sort of thought process that goes into the programmers' heads when it comes to this sort of thing? I know from experience it's not a piece of cake, but it's not hard at all to put lines of code into an order that makes sense.

THIS.

SO.

MUCH!

 

Really, this has to be the only MMO game that I've had played that uses this backwards logic...

[TovarishTony]

Showering at the apartment in a black bikini but at the strip club girls are topless(PC) I mean come on what about female characters get topless as well without doing the glitch where its patched already

 

Not being able to purchase lingerie

 

Merryweather keeps spawning on some missions specifically the one that has a safe

 

Not being able to store the velum at sandy shores airfield for prison break

 

Profanity was censored in messages to other players yet the characters curse very often(Worst logic ever f*cking assholes)

 

"Unable to maintain connection to Rockstar servers" f*ck that sh*t and costs me money on some missions I have done.

Edited June 9, 2015 by TovarishTony

[Xion Hunter]

Showering at the apartment in a black bikini but at the strip club girls are topless(PC) I mean come on what about female characters get topless as well without doing the glitch where its patched already

 

Not being able to purchase lingerie

 

Merryweather keeps spawning on some missions specifically the one that has a safe

 

Not being able to store the velum at sandy shores airfield for prison break

 

Profanity was censored in messages to other players yet the characters curse very often(Worst logic ever f*cking assholes)

 

"Unable to maintain connection to Rockstar servers" f*ck that sh*t and costs me money on some missions I have done.

Wait strippers are topless on PC?!

 

Is it only PC or did they patch it for other consoles too?

[TovarishTony]

Yes they do. I dunno with the next gen consoles btw.

[GR Choke]

^ pictures??

[TovarishTony]

Just go to Vanilla unicorn in GTA Online(on PC) then approach a dancer to take you to the VIP room and there you go.

Edited June 9, 2015 by TovarishTony

[GR Choke]

^ i no have it on PC

[Chloroform]

^ pictures??

Lets see them virtual nips.

 

 

 

Never understood why the "playboy mansion" has topless girls, yet the titty bar doesn't. I know someone said due to animation or something BUT I can go on the social clue website and see more topless girls than a girls gone wild video. Yet you can't text each other words like sh*t, assault, etc due to censorship. Rockstar makes me laugh.

[BoJack Cognac]

"The Worst Of Player Logic Online?"

BoJack Cognac suicide-bombed me.
Let me drive a car towards him.

Edited June 9, 2015 by BoJack Cognac

[streetx1xracer]

 

^ pictures??

Lets see them virtual nips.

 

 

 

Never understood why the "playboy mansion" has topless girls, yet the titty bar doesn't. I know someone said due to animation or something BUT I can go on the social clue website and see more topless girls than a girls gone wild video. Yet you can't text each other words like sh*t, assault, etc due to censorship. Rockstar makes me laugh.

It's because in single player there's a cut scene in which the models are changed, in online there is none.

[Chloroform]

 

 

^ pictures??

Lets see them virtual nips.

 

 

 

Never understood why the "playboy mansion" has topless girls, yet the titty bar doesn't. I know someone said due to animation or something BUT I can go on the social clue website and see more topless girls than a girls gone wild video. Yet you can't text each other words like sh*t, assault, etc due to censorship. Rockstar makes me laugh.

It's because in single player there's a cut scene in which the models are changed, in online there is none.

That's what it was and I think it was your post I read.

[Sky_Light12]

~ fly upside down with deluxe aircraft ( either luxor or swift )

bottle/glass doesn't give f*ck , even while drinking champane still doesn't spill it

 

~ internet entrepreneur Tony McTony has ordinary luxor with one in red with a huge yellow M on the side, custom-fitted with chandeliers, gold toilets, seal-skin waterbeds, DJ booth, marble statue of himself, dogfighting ring, bottom-less flight attendants, and a margarita machine in the cockpit

solid gold luxor worth $10m ( far expensive than hydra ) ? only has option to drink a champane and smoke . goddammit C* , i rather consume my own redwood cigar or drink my own beer

 

~ we've added luxury helicopter , military livery variant and extra-luxury helicopter comes with solid gold

what else you need ?

 

~ they see me adding $10m private jet

they jelly they can't buy it , it's expensive than megalodon cash card

 

~ osiris has near-same performance as zentorno

" because of gullwing , we'll tag the price $1.9m " ~ C*

[§†range]

Change glasses lose a wanted level, change entire outfit, still 3 stars. GG R*

[Doctor Dollars]

Make it to bikes in Pac finale with the full take, enters apartment/garage right next door, "Oh, you wanna take your Kuruma to the boat? How about we teleport you to Cypress Flatts so you can take your Peyote gang car? Good luck!"

 

Evading the police in a stolen Peyote gang car is the worst, it's so unrealistically slow.

[SkittyM]

Unable to say Rockstar, PlayStation, and Xbox on the PC version, maybe a few other normal words too that get censored out.

[Terrato137]

Maybe illogical, maybe not, but, person rides in the bed of a Rubble, infinite ragdoll through rocks. Unless they fixed it, it's insanely hilarious with like 5+ people.

 

My favorite is this one, "Can't find session, lets kick you back to a session you can't join, forcing you to go back to SP."

 

Can't forget this one, "Shoots someone 50 miles away with a suppressed gun with nobody anywhere near, immediate 1-2 stars."

[Mr. Tibbs]

"We worked VERY hard on Heists DLC!"

Still haven't played a single heist because of the combined annoyances of "connection issues", troll hosts who kick me out for no reason or leave the lobby when I join, and the entire team being noobs who get killed every single time.

f*ck heists. I'm never even gonna attempt to play one. They can "work" for months on end on some half-assed heists (AKA, some slightly hard contact missions with a bigger payout) but they haven't even tried to fix problems present since LG. To this very day, 4 out of 5 sessions I try to join are met with bullsh*t excuses. My internet is fine, my system is fine.

[Crazy_Cico007]

cargobob can carry tank,but cant insurgent

[DentureDynamite]

Various items of clothing...thousands of dollars.

 

Car damaged so badly it crawls into LSC...less than a thousand to restore.

[hyperar]

Various items of clothing...thousands of dollars.

 

Car damaged so badly it crawls into LSC...less than a thousand to restore.

 

Could you imagine how much people would bitch if you were charged a realistic amount of money?. Nobody would drive a Super.

[BamaGoodfella]

I went to rob a store last night between heists, turned my back on the clerk to kill a pedestrian that was shooting me with a pistol, and got met by this.....

 

 

Seriously Rockstar???? Since when does a convenience store clerk keep a f*cking combat MG behind the counter!

[Mr. Tibbs]

 

Various items of clothing...thousands of dollars.

 

Car damaged so badly it crawls into LSC...less than a thousand to restore.

 

Could you imagine how much people would bitch if you were charged a realistic amount of money?. Nobody would drive a Super.

 

That'd be great, actually. It also means I don't have to pay $140,000 for an AMC Pacer.

[RocknRumble]

I went to rob a store last night between heists, turned my back on the clerk to kill a pedestrian that was shooting me with a pistol, and got met by this.....

 

 

Seriously Rockstar???? Since when does a convenience store clerk keep a f*cking combat MG behind the counter!

Store Clerk: Not today asshole!

Hah. He was NOT having it.