The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[GR Choke]

You can fire an RPG out of a helicopter but not a boat

[GR Choke]

In the humain labs finale

 

The Valkerie can survive about 4 rockets from the buzzard

 

But gets blown up by 1 grenade?

[Demoz]

The player can own Armored cars and APCs, Tanks, Jets, Attack choppers etc.

 

.......But you can't store a simple Police car or Burrito......

 

(Also, now that we have the armored Kuruma, why not the Duke'O Death? The Kuruma has the superiors handling yet it's still there.)

Exactly dude, before they put out the Gang Burrito I always wanted a bugstars van or a company brute pony in my garage that I could also customize. Even a plain vapid speedo.

[Leadingman]

Online has Mors Mutual Insurance, which is great. I can drive my 1,000,000 dollar super car with abandon, knowing if I ever blow it up, it's just a phone call away.

 

Not available in single player...

[hyperar]

Online has Mors Mutual Insurance, which is great. I can drive my 1,000,000 dollar super car with abandon, knowing if I ever blow it up, it's just a phone call away.

 

Not available in single player...

 

Biggest SP fail, second biggest 4 car garage, are you f*cking kidding me?

[Sky_Light12]

In the humain labs finale

 

The Valkerie can survive about 4 rockets from the buzzard

 

But gets blown up by 1 grenade?

it's worth noting the valkyrie in humane labs finale has armor that was stripped from insurgent

 

full magazine of assault shotgun to armored kuruma's door ? only pushes car back

a fist ? removes the armored door

 

NOOSE can wear balaclavas with their helmet

you ? only one headwear can be worn at one time

 

NOOSE has a helmet , still one hit from headshot

security guards , even if they doesn't wear helmet and get shot by machine gun ? 2 headshot

 

make an interior for fort zancudo hangar and prison cells in mission row LSPD

not even featured at heist

[The-SpecialOne7]

 

Online has Mors Mutual Insurance, which is great. I can drive my 1,000,000 dollar super car with abandon, knowing if I ever blow it up, it's just a phone call away.

 

Not available in single player...

 

Biggest SP fail, second biggest 4 car garage, are you f*cking kidding me?

 

 

This and not being able to call the mechanic in SP

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

In the humain labs finale

 

The Valkerie can survive about 4 rockets from the buzzard

 

But gets blown up by 1 grenade?

it's worth noting the valkyrie in humane labs finale has armor that was stripped from insurgent

 

full magazine of assault shotgun to armored kuruma's door ? only pushes car back

a fist ? removes the armored door

 

NOOSE can wear balaclavas with their helmet

you ? only one headwear can be worn at one time

 

NOOSE has a helmet , still one hit from headshot

security guards , even if they doesn't wear helmet and get shot by machine gun ? 2 headshot

 

make an interior for fort zancudo hangar and prison cells in mission row LSPD

not even featured at heist

 

 

I think your english gets better & better. I could read ALL sentences!

[GR Choke]

 

 

In the humain labs finale

 

The Valkerie can survive about 4 rockets from the buzzard

 

But gets blown up by 1 grenade?

it's worth noting the valkyrie in humane labs finale has armor that was stripped from insurgent

My point still stands

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

In the humain labs finale

 

The Valkerie can survive about 4 rockets from the buzzard

 

But gets blown up by 1 grenade?

it's worth noting the valkyrie in humane labs finale has armor that was stripped from insurgent

My point still stands

 

which one , grenade in normal gameplay or destroying evidence ?

[FlexPiTo]

Profanity is frequently heard and displayed by the game in GTA online.

 

Rockstar checks for profanity when I save a name for an outfit, something which only I will be able to read.

[CReaper210]

Maybe the fact that the cops literally shoot at me for no reason sometimes. Once in a while, I will just spawn, walk 5 feet, and I have police yelling at me only for me to die 3 seconds later. And I'm just left confused.

[GR Choke]

 

 

 

 

In the humain labs finale

 

The Valkerie can survive about 4 rockets from the buzzard

 

But gets blown up by 1 grenade?

it's worth noting the valkyrie in humane labs finale has armor that was stripped from insurgent

My point still stands

 

which one , grenade in normal gameplay or destroying evidence ?

Destroying evidence

 

I havent tried the grenade on the valkyrie in normal gameplay yet

[The_B1u3_Jay]

A small APC like Insurgent is more durable than a f*cking tank. Ive survived about 8 rockets and 2 sticky bombs in an Insurgent. A tank would have blown up after 5 rockets.

[MGCrash]

A small APC like Insurgent is more durable than a f*cking tank. Ive survived about 8 rockets and 2 sticky bombs in an Insurgent. A tank would have blown up after 5 rockets.

3.. Actually.. Yeah.. The tank sucks.. Big time

[SkittyM]

Ive noticed that in online on the PC, words like Rockstar and Xbox are censored, what?

[GR Choke]

Pacific standard set up job Convoy

 

We just need the explosives? Why do we have to steal the truck then?

[LoyalRockstarFanboy]

Im guessing everyone who complained about NPC driving hasnt played san andreas. That sh*t was brutal.

 

As for the worst of rockstar logic i think its dumb how the big rigs cant smash through traffic, and how we cant have cheats in solo sessions.

 

I also hate all the suicidal cops that drive into you head-on.

Edited April 20, 2015 by LoyalRockstarFanboy

[Unseen_Bull]

How in story mode when doing a heist you have the option of hiring people. So when playing online, instead of having to wait for people online to join your lobby be able to hire NPC's that are in the game. Also take out the if you die, start over from a checkpoint BS. If someone dies, they lose their cut if they die. The heist should continue. Just like in survival - it's best to have 4 individuals playing but as long as someone is alive keep playing til the end.

[Euphorica]

The absolute worst of Rockstar logic must be the enourmous amount of millions spent developing and marketing this game only to cheap out and go with a horrible, unstable P2P network solution instead of dedicated servers.

 

Now imagine if Rockstar was constructing a foundation for your home to stand on. Instead of concrete they would most likely use a mixture of concrete and quicksand.

[PhillBellic]

-Snip-

 

Cheers!

Hey, thanks for that video, Officer. I agree with what he said. The maker of that video forgot about the Police Vehicles, however.

[Coleco]

Conditions players to kill each other in Free Roam, Deathmatches, TDM, LTS, GTA Races, etc for a year and a half, releases a whole load of military add-ons such as armoured cars, jets, bulletproof helmets, military-grade weapons...

 

...then introduces a game mode that demands absolute co-operation between players in order to succeed.

[Sky_Light12]

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[All Those Chickens]

Everybody lives in the same apartment.

 

Heists are open to level 12s.

 

Blowing up anyones personal vehicle is the ultimate 'no, no'.

 

I can kill countless cops and people, run over pedestrians and can still be awarded '$2000 for good behavior.' Alright then.

[Skeve613]

Make the vehicles and other heist content exclusive to GTA Online only, yet somehow manage to add bugs into single player (i.e. if Michael was the character I get switched to when I leave online, most of the time he falls through the map when story mode loads).

[BamaGoodfella]

A friend tries to send me an invite and gets the message "Sorry but this player has not finished the online tutorial yet". Dafuq Rockstar???

[DentureDynamite]

Ive noticed that in online on the PC, words like Rockstar and Xbox are censored, what?

 

Rockstar doesn't like players like us expressing our uncensored feelings about them via text chat.

 

Thankfully, they haven't figured out a way to censore voice chat. Yet.

 

But we're all so glad they allow their NPCs to fling every filthy profanity known to man at us just because we drove past them. After all, I'm sure Los Angeles really is like that on the street.

 

*cough cough*

Edited May 6, 2015 by DentureDynamite

[RocknRumble]

Cheaters/glitchers/script kiddies plague online.

Rockstar-Eh. These things happen.

 

Legit players use custom made emblem with materials they created themselves

Rockstar-We will see to it that you never play this game again.

 

Edited May 6, 2015 by RocknRumble

[LightningLord]

Cheaters/glitchers/script kiddies plague online.

Rockstar-Eh. These things happen.

 

Legit players use custom made emblem with materials they created themselves

Rockstar-We will see to it that you never play this game again.

 

Totally agree. Rockstar fails to see the bigger issues with GTA Online. A glitch to make an extra few thousand dollars gets fixed pretty quickly. Wall breaches/wall clipping and invincibility glitches remain in the game after so long. It's dumb.

[NecroNeedle]

cant store cop cars. and other stuff...