The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[Dangerous and sad]

what about having the MG on the tank but you cant use it?

this..... Agreed.

[TCA]

NPC drivers whose number one priority is running into your car:

 

They speed up to enter an intersection you're about to enter, then slow down when they get there.

 

Change lanes away from you, then see you coming, and change right back in an attempt to side-swipe you.

 

 

Doesn't make sense.

Insurance fraud lol

[D9fred95]

Karin Rebel: Cost $3000

Karin Technical: Cost $950,000

 

WTF?

Edited May 30, 2015 by D9fred95

[.Vooodu.]

Time out of joining session after a five minute wait.. Load Back to single player..

 

How about NO.. Try again instead.

[Feurian42]

Seeing how many people sit in free roam killing each other and then expecting them all to play nicely together 4 at a time for heists. Seriously, did they really think the majority played with more that another person or two all the time? How hard would it have been to have the empty slots be occupied by NPC actors? Or at the very least have multiple heists that are 1 through 4 player. For that matter why no heist that requires more that 4 players?

[middevonclown]

Drive into the garage with every body panel dented or missing, wheels canted over at a crazy angle, shotgun holes all over and smoke pouring from the engine...

 

Mechanic asks, "What's wrong with her now?"

Also, getting beaten up by an ambulance driver.

Edited March 27, 2015 by middevonclown

[Arrows to Athens]

Karin Rebel: Cost $3000

Karin Technical: Cost $950,000

 

WTF?

It's got a mounted turret at the back.

[D9fred95]

 

Karin Rebel: Cost $3000

Karin Technical: Cost $950,000

 

WTF?

It's got a mounted turret at the back.

 

So I guess the gun costed $947,000? Sounds legit.

Edited May 30, 2015 by D9fred95

[hyperar]

They keep the Dukes O'Death as SP only... they introduce the Armored Kuruma for MP only, are they stupid or something?

[MGCrash]

"People cried about the tank, nerf it!"

"Let's give them a armored APC, to which one you can own as a personal vehicle and one has a turrent! Plus it takes millions of stickys to kill!"

"Let's give them a armored sports car cause why not"

"Oh but leave a car thats slow and sluggish in SP only cause we so funney"
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"Oh yeah and let them buy a jet"

[hugh750]

i've always wondered why when looking at the pagassi 801rr in los santos super autos they mention it can do 210 mph but rate it as 150 mph??

[Chinsei]

Seeing how many people sit in free roam killing each other and then expecting them all to play nicely together 4 at a time for heists. Seriously, did they really think the majority played with more that another person or two all the time? How hard would it have been to have the empty slots be occupied by NPC actors? Or at the very least have multiple heists that are 1 through 4 player. For that matter why no heist that requires more that 4 players?

 

 

O.o

 

Yep.. i like how almost all the setups could easily be done by two people. the Humane Labs raid could be done by two people one buzzard blowing up the trucks as they come in . an one getting the information ..3 if they literally have to have the double key card thing which is the only reason at all you need '2' people on the ground for it.

 

the deliver the EMP mission...only needs one sniper really. if your quick you can easily take out most of the pairs on the permiter. an use a silenced assualt riffle when your deeper in .

 

stealing the insurgents only requires one person for each truck really. i mean in SP and through most contact missions we can manage to drive an fight at the same time no reason we can't do it for heists.

 

Pacific Standard logic..

 

Lets go rob a bank and leave our get-a-way vehicles two blocks over so if anything goes wrong we have to fight down allies against a small army. -when at the end of the 'get away' we ditch the bikes anyway.. which means the cops can recover them an go over survillance between the bank an your escape route an trace the bikes back to where you 'got' them. an come arrest you . cause you wouldn't be wearing a mask that whole time. and..we've all obviously got criminal records combine that with modern facial recognition and ..yeah..

 

Series A logic : Lets pay off the help an have them leave before the deals finished...o.o oh an noone bothers to count the money in the trashbag? which..theres no way that bag could have held as much as we got paid. also ..really Trevor got away? if it was us there'd be like 3 helicopters there constantly snipeing us.

 

Prison break logic good time for 'stealth' and clever..and oh wait...no lets have the guard guranteed to shoot you because you don't use actual handcuffs? even in the real world you could have just put hte handcuffs on an left them loose enough to appear on but able to open immediately. or used 'toy' hand cuffs which look real enough but are easily breakable oh and the Airforce is just going to give up 'after' like 4 of there jets is shot down? yeah... i don't think so. also if the Air force could detect any plane on the island why are we able to 'fly away' and escape? and..they could easily trace the plane back to the air port. investigate the guard on duty who opened the gate for us an boom! conspiracy over. arrested.

 

-.-.

 

....

 

theres so much that should have been thought out more o.O

[Rented]

$700,000 for a sh*tty bike

[MGCrash]

 

Seeing how many people sit in free roam killing each other and then expecting them all to play nicely together 4 at a time for heists. Seriously, did they really think the majority played with more that another person or two all the time? How hard would it have been to have the empty slots be occupied by NPC actors? Or at the very least have multiple heists that are 1 through 4 player. For that matter why no heist that requires more that 4 players?

 

 

O.o

 

Yep.. i like how almost all the setups could easily be done by two people. the Humane Labs raid could be done by two people one buzzard blowing up the trucks as they come in . an one getting the information ..3 if they literally have to have the double key card thing which is the only reason at all you need '2' people on the ground for it.

 

the deliver the EMP mission...only needs one sniper really. if your quick you can easily take out most of the pairs on the permiter. an use a silenced assualt riffle when your deeper in .

 

stealing the insurgents only requires one person for each truck really. i mean in SP and through most contact missions we can manage to drive an fight at the same time no reason we can't do it for heists.

 

Pacific Standard logic..

 

Lets go rob a bank and leave our get-a-way vehicles two blocks over so if anything goes wrong we have to fight down allies against a small army. -when at the end of the 'get away' we ditch the bikes anyway.. which means the cops can recover them an go over survillance between the bank an your escape route an trace the bikes back to where you 'got' them. an come arrest you . cause you wouldn't be wearing a mask that whole time. and..we've all obviously got criminal records combine that with modern facial recognition and ..yeah..

 

Series A logic : Lets pay off the help an have them leave before the deals finished...o.o oh an noone bothers to count the money in the trashbag? which..theres no way that bag could have held as much as we got paid. also ..really Trevor got away? if it was us there'd be like 3 helicopters there constantly snipeing us.

 

Prison break logic good time for 'stealth' and clever..and oh wait...no lets have the guard guranteed to shoot you because you don't use actual handcuffs? even in the real world you could have just put hte handcuffs on an left them loose enough to appear on but able to open immediately. or used 'toy' hand cuffs which look real enough but are easily breakable oh and the Airforce is just going to give up 'after' like 4 of there jets is shot down? yeah... i don't think so. also if the Air force could detect any plane on the island why are we able to 'fly away' and escape? and..they could easily trace the plane back to the air port. investigate the guard on duty who opened the gate for us an boom! conspiracy over. arrested.

 

-.-.

 

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theres so much that should have been thought out more o.O

 

Don't forget for the first job the "hacking" is just a little bit if guiding a dot through a maze to another output. I never hacked but I'm sure it's more to it than that.. If it was that then I don't feel safe anymore

[TCA]

Karin Rebel: Cost $3000

Karin Technical: Cost $950,000

 

WTF?

Without the gun you saved $947,000 GTA dollars. You see where I'm going with this right?

[Tampa]

 

 

Karin Rebel: Cost $3000

Karin Technical: Cost $950,000

 

WTF?

It's got a mounted turret at the back.No sh*t. It's no like its extremely noticeable. Edited March 28, 2015 by Tampa

[CaptainMental]

1. Three airfields on the whole map. One most southwest, the other two in the middle of the map. They should have put one in Paleto Bay.

 

2. That Pegasus vehicles doesnt get delivered to the delivery spot you are at but to another delivery spot.

 

3. That there are gang attacks on Grapeseed airfield and Sandy Shores airfield.

[chappy1cap]

- Stands next to a convenience store that's getting robbed, gets two stars along with the player inside the store robbing it

 

- Tank killing hundreds of police and civilians in the city, would rather go after a guy that looked at a cop for too long

 

- Convenience store that sells $1-$5 snacks cashier has $1,500, robbing a gun store that sells guns worth thousands gives you a couple hundred dollars

 

- Single player character starts a conversation with a random civilian on the sidewalk, after saying how are you he says that the civilian makes him sick and should get some help with their personality

 

I want to go on, but probably shouldn't.

 

Edit: Forgot an important one that makes me want to shove a middle finger up Rockstars asshole, - Goes into GTA Online, has to go back into single payer to start an invite only session

Edited March 28, 2015 by Airsoft220

[DentureDynamite]

Often can't see health and armor or where you're going because the mini-map is full of useless blue icons that players rarely use...and can't turn them off (the "reduce" option is a joke).

 

I understand the idea behind putting the job launches on the map--it provides a way of associating the specific location with an event; but IMO the icons detract from the realism and gameplay.

Edited May 6, 2015 by DentureDynamite

[Chesse_cz]

Cops.... realy you kill one turist in middle of nowhere or just shoot tree and you got one star and poping police car on roads.... why? Because....

[bossofzeeland]

*gets killed in PV by police in paleto bay*

*PV gets magically impounded in LS*

 

 

The vending machines only give sprunk cans, are they ou of e-cola?

[Twattir]

Rockstar updated the interior of our heist rooms to include an obvious place to store weapons, yet we can't use it to store weapons that we don't want to carry in our inventory. Makes zero sense!!!

that would be so useless

[PhillBellic]

*gets killed in PV by police in paleto bay*

*PV gets magically impounded in LS*

 

Blaine County doesn't have its own Sheriffs Department. That's why your car magically goes all the way back to LS.

[Demoz]

Could crouch in previous GTA titles, can't in V.

'Calls pegasus to request heli, standing next to sandy shores heli-pad' Heli spawns at grape seed airfield

Edited March 29, 2015 by Demoz

[Sky_Light12]

miljet , besra and titan are military aircraft ( while annihilator may count one as they're seen in online mission , where marines training and players have to steal their annihilator )

 

yet , warstock cache & carry ( which illegally distributing military gear to PMC , paramilitary force , rebel militia , citizens , etc ) doesn't sell them , instead elitas sells them

[makki3]

Prison break heist which has a perfect opportunity to open up some interiors and help the inmate escape their jail cell using various tactics and strategies that require skill to kill and escape. Imagine a sniper in a guard watchtower protecting a ground team player who has the choice of either using a bomb or vehicle to escape the prison whilst the other two players play inmate and guard until they get close to the prisoners' jail cell then unleash all hell.

 

Nah instead half the players just gotta fly a plane and buzzard while the other 2 shoot some cops in the prison playground.

 

Same with humane labs where 2 players are stuck in the air as pilot and gunner during the final heist, without ever coming into contact with the actual humane labs.

[Officer620]

 

 

Cheers!

[Vendetta ™]

The player can own Armored cars and APCs, Tanks, Jets, Attack choppers etc.

 

.......But you can't store a simple Police car or Burrito......

 

(Also, now that we have the armored Kuruma, why not the Duke'O Death? The Kuruma has the superiors handling yet it's still there.)

Edited March 30, 2015 by Klicksend

[SgtSyrup]

The aircraft carrier only being in one setup mission. They put alot of effort into a ship youre on for only 10 minutes.

 

All these building interiors being loaded in, but rockstar just doesnt want us to enter them.

[Fox2Quick]

- Stands next to a convenience store that's getting robbed, gets two stars along with the player inside the store robbing it

 

- Tank killing hundreds of police and civilians in the city, would rather go after a guy that looked at a cop for too long

 

- Convenience store that sells $1-$5 snacks cashier has $1,500, robbing a gun store that sells guns worth thousands gives you a couple hundred dollars

 

- Single player character starts a conversation with a random civilian on the sidewalk, after saying how are you he says that the civilian makes him sick and should get some help with their personality

 

I want to go on, but probably shouldn't.

 

Edit: Forgot an important one that makes me want to shove a middle finger up Rockstars asshole, - Goes into GTA Online, has to go back into single payer to start an invite only session

You don't have to leave online to go invite only. You can do it through creator. Much quicker.