The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[sultangris]

-Lobbies give you 1 minute to fill them or youre stuck with however many players actually enter the game without losing their connection. On the rare occasion the game does decide to fill your lobby, it will do so at a very slow rate just before or after the time runs out for people to join causing you to wait up to 5 minutes for the job to start.

-screen effects during kill streaks that make it more difficult to see and continue said streaks.

-almost no use for a stat called stealth. No hardcore blipless freemode, even though many players including myself have asked for this since day 1 of online. Radar in deathmatches instantly gives away the position of all players in sight regardless of cover or distance.

-features and games from previous rockstar titles left out that would add to the fun I.E. land grab, gang wars, cops n crooks, gold rush, etc. Not to mention the exclusion of the posse system in rdr which was an ingenious way to identify players in free roam.

pressing triangle gives you 30 more seconds and is virtually worthless, but if you change the matchmaking mode from open to closed and back to open and then redo another auto invite it will reset the timer and you can do this as many times as you want, or if everyone you want to join is on your friendlist just set it to closed and invite them and there is no timer. Most randoms wont stick around long if no one else shows up after you do this once or twice though.

[TimmyM56]

The gates to the airport and Fort Zancudo are locked from the beginning, making it a nuisance to jump the gate to get over.

[Zoobz]

Congratulations player you have killed multiple opponents and now you're on a kill streak. You're now rewarded with a filter that will make your vision impaired and make you feel like you're on acid.

 

And guess what you're also given this crazy filter if you're on a losing streak as well.

 

If you have epilepsy don't open the spoiler.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 1, 2014 by Zoobz

[Tupiz]

Punch air and cops will come and kill the sh*t out of you.

[AlexSniperBullet]

Flying piggies in police chopper

[mareepx]

Game makes billions of dollars at launch for just Xbox 360 and PS3.

R* loves money so much, they add cash cards.

But don't sell it for PC, Xbox One, or PS4 where they could make more cash....

[A Maned Wolf]

The Psychic f*cking police helicopter that can keep up with a Lazer and can see thru solid objects, and instant spawning in front of you.

[sultangris]

Game makes billions of dollars at launch for just Xbox 360 and PS3.

R* loves money so much, they add cash cards.

But don't sell it for PC, Xbox One, or PS4 where they could make more cash....

they will eventually. they havent got it working on ps3 yet, they dont need a broken game on 5 different systems, lol!

[ExtremeTorque]

The fact that you can have Passive Mode and be in a tank..

[Dottie]

The fact that you can have Passive Mode and be in a tank..

If the tank kills a player, passive mode disables automatically and the person must wait 1 minute to re-enable it

[ExtremeTorque]

 

The fact that you can have Passive Mode and be in a tank..

If the tank kills a player, passive mode disables automatically and the person must wait 1 minute to re-enable it

 

I know that..its just that you see the passive icon on the map thinking hes friendly and harmless..then he rolls around a corner with a f*cking tank and blows you up..

they should put an in-game notification or a tank icon when someone enters a tank,just like they do with Simeons High Priority Vehicles

Edited June 1, 2014 by Bombshock

[Soran Is On]

clear your cache . No more freeing. I hate it when kids blame rock star for their Crappy experience .

8-10 people crash simultaneously. You either don't play very much(if so stop giving advice) or youre an idiot.

Edited June 1, 2014 by stonedpimpso

[sultangris]

 

clear your cache . No more freeing. I hate it when kids blame rock star for their Crappy experience .

8-10 people crash simultaneously. You either don't play very much and/or youre an idiot.( so stop giving advice)

 

fixed.

[Ninjambie]

 

Isn't this just the bitch and moan topic with a different name?

questions like ^this^ shouldnt go in the Q&A thread?

 

That's a question about the thread, not a thread asking a question.

 

#logic

 

Nice try though.

[dudclub55]

You can't play the game because it freezes all the time? Here, have some new cars, bro!

[RAS_ZeroZ]

 

This has always bothered me. What's the logic of having two doors in these garages? You would have to squeeze between those cars every time leaving/entering the garage.

 

It should be one big door in the middle.

Edited June 1, 2014 by RAS_ZeroZ

[homeskillet]

The settings for the cops makes multiplayer unbearable.

I hit my own car with a bat and got a star.

Getting into a gunfight in free aim is pretty much pointless since the cops are always there making aiming impossible.

FIX THE STINKIN COPS.

[gengas]

i grief and get good behaviour awards lol

[AceThaCreator]

The outrageous prices on the clothing like one of the motorcycle helmets i bought were $15k that sh*t cray.

[Biohazard Abyss]

How they said they wouldn't patch glitches that aren't harmful to players.

 

*Patches glitch that allows you to idle forever*

 

COOL

[Dottie]

i grief and get good behaviour awards lol

blows up a lot of PVs an players in a tank

gets killed by cop ramming

respawns

$2000 for good behaviour keep it up

Edited June 1, 2014 by Winning001

[SideStunt]

The bulletproof armor system, crash your vehicle into something and either lose half or all of your armor, get shot once by an NPC = your whole armor is gone. It doesn't work that way in SP, you loose health if you crash your vehicle, that needs to be fixed.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

The bulletproof armor system, crash your vehicle into something and either lose half or all of your armor, get shot once by an NPC = your whole armor is gone. It doesn't work that way in SP, you loose health if you crash your vehicle, that needs to be fixed.

It's even worse when your player trips. If you fall off of a small hill or house, you lose all of your armor and maybe ten percent of your health. smh...

[DJ Kornphlake]

How they said they wouldn't patch glitches that aren't harmful to players.

 

*Patches glitch that allows you to idle forever*

 

COOL

What purpose do you need to be idling that long? It's just wasting server resources.

Edited June 1, 2014 by DJ Kornphlake

[Dottie]

 

The bulletproof armor system, crash your vehicle into something and either lose half or all of your armor, get shot once by an NPC = your whole armor is gone. It doesn't work that way in SP, you loose health if you crash your vehicle, that needs to be fixed.

It's even worse when your player trips. If you fall off of a small hill or house, you lose all of your armor and maybe ten percent of your health. smh...

 

reverting back to GTA III style

 

How they said they wouldn't patch glitches that aren't harmful to players.

 

*Patches glitch that allows you to idle forever*

 

COOL

What purpose do you need to be idling that long? It's just wasting server resources.

 

if you go AFK for a longer period than expected, you wont get kicked.

if you do the invincibility via carwash glitch, the Idle timer wont be in effect

[Sean O'God]

Not sure if this has been mentioned so I'm sorry if it has.

 

Rockstar gives us a 1st person/cockpit view for airplanes, but they only make it available if you're not the pilot. For those of you who don't know, press B/Circle when you're riding in a plane and you will go into 1st person mode. The interiors are really blurry but it's a cool feature and it doesn't make sense as to why pilots can't use it.

[thejx4]

Uhm, In online when you use your phone you dont see your character holding it, while that happens in single-player.

Anyone know the reason as to why this is the case?

 

So you can still play while your phone is open. It's silly but sometimes it's not a bad thing.

[Evoked]

 

learn to use R3 to look back at them every so often and they are unable to use their super speed cheat to catch you and ram you. works best around corners cause they mimic your every move and you can make them crash.

 

Sorry, however whilst I look back on my enemies with the right analog stick, they'll still stick their hood through my ass. The mimicking only helps if you're in a car, or I need to stop driving the Akuma.

[BatFerYou]

Didthey fix that thing where if you're a plane passenger & you type a message to a friend, if you press triangle (while typing), you fall out the plane? This happened to me on a mission.

[I.haigh]

Joining a game, pulling out of your garage, game freezes.