The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[EnterTheRedDawn]

Worst logic online: RPGS

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Worst logic online: RPGS

 

Both the gun and those jackasses who try to drag everyone in a pubic match into their role play.

[EnterTheRedDawn]

 

Worst logic online: RPGS

Both the gun and those jackasses who try to drag everyone in a pubic match into their role play.

 

Couldnt agree more, hate being told by some squeaker roleplayer "NOOOO STAHP KILLIN MEEEE, DIS IS NORMAL CITIZEN ROLEPLAY!!!"

[Catlas Se7en]

Firetrucks driven by cops that can drift better than I can...

[don ovdi' island]

 

1980s Blista is better than 2010s Blista.

 

You are clearly not from South America, here, every year cars are worst and more expensive

 

 

that's everywhere. cars have clearly hit their peak and are now on a decline. Cars today are lame AF.. all generic looking, decontented, and overpriced. It's only people who want the peace of mind of a new car or people who want to have the "all ThE cOoL GadGeTZz and FuTuristiC LookZ" ..

All this technology is literally a blessing and a curse. I dont want my car to be able to park itself, nor do i want it to read my mind and play songs or have wifi. WTF.

over the years, Ive had many cars of many different makes, models, and years. The newer the car, the LESS i liked it. To this day i still haven't been able to secure my dream car. (late 80's Caprice, but I will settle for a late 80's Cutlass, even a late 80's Bonneville.. I just love those boxes! Fuel Injection is great, but i want something with a carburetor! )

[XJpostman]

 

 

 

 

1980s Blista is better than 2010s Blista.

You are clearly not from South America, here, every year cars are worst and more expensive

 

that's everywhere. cars have clearly hit their peak and are now on a decline. Cars today are lame AF.. all generic looking, decontented, and overpriced. It's only people who want the peace of mind of a new car or people who want to have the "all ThE cOoL GadGeTZz and FuTuristiC LookZ" ..

All this technology is literally a blessing and a curse. I dont want my car to be able to park itself, nor do i want it to read my mind and play songs or have wifi. WTF.

over the years, Ive had many cars of many different makes, models, and years. The newer the car, the LESS i liked it. To this day i still haven't been able to secure my dream car. (late 80's Caprice, but I will settle for a late 80's Cutlass, even a late 80's Bonneville.. I just love those boxes! Fuel Injection is great, but i want something with a carburetor! )

 

OT: Has very cool options for vehicles (cageless Mesa, spoilerless Phoenix, tinted windows for the Banshee, etc) already in the game... Doesn't put them as options at LSC.

[AscendantWyvern]

 

 

1980s Blista is better than 2010s Blista.

 

You are clearly not from South America, here, every year cars are worst and more expensive

 

 

that's everywhere. cars have clearly hit their peak and are now on a decline. Cars today are lame AF.. all generic looking, decontented, and overpriced. It's only people who want the peace of mind of a new car or people who want to have the "all ThE cOoL GadGeTZz and FuTuristiC LookZ" ..

All this technology is literally a blessing and a curse. I dont want my car to be able to park itself, nor do i want it to read my mind and play songs or have wifi. WTF.

over the years, Ive had many cars of many different makes, models, and years. The newer the car, the LESS i liked it. To this day i still haven't been able to secure my dream car. (late 80's Caprice, but I will settle for a late 80's Cutlass, even a late 80's Bonneville.. I just love those boxes! Fuel Injection is great, but i want something with a carburetor! )

 

You have a point, cars aren't exactly a constant upward curve of upgrades. Personally, most cars I like have been long off of the manufacturing line.

 

That said, Honda's engines from the 80s were most certainly inferior to modern engines. And you don't exactly need a degree to note the aerodynamic superiority. 30 years is a long time.

[Sir Michael]

I think its time to give this thread a holiday jolt of life. Been too long...

 

-When you're almost about to collide with an NPC, they swerve their car right into you instead of trying to dodge the hit.

[luisniko]

Make trouble in the tunnel below Fort Zancudo, every car turned into army men driving Crusaders.

Firetrucks driven by cops that can drift better than I can...

 

The worst case is that last time a police snatched an Emperor and rammed me on my full speed Voltic.

[Sky_Light12]

threw 3 snowballs to someone

it kills

 

rob a liquor store

with a snowball and santa mask

 

let's carry minigun , RPG , heat seeking missile , machine guns , assault rifles , SMGs , shotguns , pistols , melee weapons and thrown

can't wear a gloves with a suit

 

ingame ad makes fun on cloudservers

has completely broken cloudservers

 

can take picture when flying fighter jet at fast speed

can't take picture when standing on slow-moving train

 

golf cart can breaks a lamp post & traffic light at same time , no problem

60 ton weight of marine's tank hit a dead tree ? completely stopped the tank

 

jump off 80mph in motorcycle from mountain , alive

hit a pole doing 10mph , dead

 

accidentally hit a cop car . get out to exchange the insurance details

get shot to death

 

bailed out from heavily damaged plane

blamed for terrorism

 

can shoot machine gun one handed while hanging onto an SUV

can't even shoot MP5 from boat while seated

 

look the heist

where ? hahaha

 

nutshell servers https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbCm1RocxyFcei6RTXzAyLDYDyyyYAX-g-oTnVlejNA5cuMTn5bg

 

stand in front of police station with RPG , cops doesn't give a sh*t

hit cop car with a bmx ? " u madafaker , am gana kil u 4 skrecing mai bamper "

 

stare a cops

" it's a crime , now drop your weapon ! " http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/134/3/5/the_logic_of_gta_online_comic_2_by_noescapeevolution777-d7if460.jpg

Edited December 22, 2014 by Sky_Light12

[Sir Michael]

^ OMG, I can't wait to do all of that with the snowballs! I bet it can kill a low-level in 2 throws.

[luisniko]

 

ingame ad makes fun on cloudservers

has completely broken cloudservers

 

 

 

 

That's like punching own face. LMAO

Edited December 22, 2014 by luisniko

[GTA Master 007]

R* logic:

 

-Shows a special icon for players in a tank, jet, plane, heli. Doesn't for cars, bikes and boats.

 

-cop car rams into you while chasing another player? Get wanted level.

 

-stand next to random pedestrian? Get beat up

 

-park next to random pedestrian? Get pull out the car and beat up.

 

-exists with clean car from car wash. Drive for 10 seconds, back to normal.

 

-destroy a car of somebody chasing after you?

Bad sport! Pay $10 000

-go on a tank or jet rampage? Good sport. Receive

$2 000

 

- somebody kill you while you where in passive mode? They pay hospital bill $50

- kill yourself? Pay $200

 

- in game money.

More expensive than the actual game.

 

- zooms into npc's far away with a sniper

Acts retarded as f*ck

[Mr_Goldcard]

Losing streak, bullshark testerone vision. Seriously WTF. Its been one year and they havent removed it.

[ZeroSafe]

I think its time to give this thread a holiday jolt of life. Been too long...

 

-When you're almost about to collide with an NPC, they swerve their car right into you instead of trying to dodge the hit.

Fun fact: that's actually a deliberate action the AI take due to the way R* programmed them, just watch this video (not mine, not advertising, none of those shenanigans):

 

 

I got another bit of sound logic from R*:

• Order a vehicle that may or may not have a spoiler.
• Vehicle comes with spoiler, so I take it to LSC to remove said spoiler.
• Said spoiler is a stock spoiler, despite the fact that it's actually one of the aftermarket spoiler options in LSC (looking at you, Elegy), so I have to take a gamble with glitching it off.

[Sir Michael]

Ohh yeah, I've seen that video a long time ago. It's where I got a lot of information regarding cop car behavior. Got into an argument in the comment section...

[luisniko]

Not sure why, but I think traffic is more horrible now. Let's say, I drive in decent speed and taking a turn in the correct lane, then another NPC driver driving from the opposite lane would make a sharp turn before braking for no reason. I didn't even get to his/her lane.

[Vice Beach]

 

Logic: Doesn't let anyone under 18 use snapmatic. Lets them see titties.

This times 100000000000.

 

Really R*? You'll trust the little kids with "big American titties" yet they can't take a simple selfie?

 

 

.......The game is for 18 and up, why wouldn't the Social Club be also? Dur?

[Titus001]

That's easy. Super cars that totally protect the driver from small arms fire if the rear of the car is pointed towards you. People totally exploit this retardation developer feature or oversight forcing me to rpg the car "rewarding" me with 10,000 insurance fee. I've seen the little annoying kids complete entire missions on hard doing absolutely nothing besides driving in reverse shooting down targets.

 

Rockstar: Balance, how does it work?

Edited December 22, 2014 by Titus001

[hugh750]

Not sure why, but I think traffic is more horrible now. Let's say, I drive in decent speed and taking a turn in the correct lane, then another NPC driver driving from the opposite lane would make a sharp turn before braking for no reason. I didn't even get to his/her lane.

let's not forget the npc's who break check you on the freeway while your doing 100 + in the fast lane.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

That's easy. Super cars that totally protect the driver from small arms fire if the rear of the car is pointed towards you. People totally exploit this retardation developer feature or oversight forcing me to rpg the car "rewarding" me with 10,000 insurance fee. I've seen the little annoying kids complete entire missions on hard doing absolutely nothing besides driving in reverse shooting down targets.

Rockstar: Balance, how does it work?

Meanwhile at EA/D.I.C.E their b*tching about how Take-Two/R* is copying them with their "Balance" or there for lack of.

[Egonga]

Rooftop Rumble doesn't make sense any more.

 

In the original version, there was a narrative - albeit a very simplistic one. The FIB had chosen a secure location to hold a briefcase containing sensitive information. Their orders were to hold there until the pickup arrived. We, the players, were tasked with interrupting that pickup, clearing out the car park and fleeing with the case. The FIB then sent men to try and retrieve the package before you could deliver it to your drop off.

 

It doesn't really make sense now though. The FIB are securing a car park because... reasons. And you have to kill them all because... you know... reasons again. And once you've done that the package just appears outside of the car park like magic, sometimes a block away, because MAGICAL REASONS. Once you've got away, however, the FIB argue that it's not really worth chasing you because it looks like you really want that briefcase and, well, they feel a little guilty about trying to stop you now.

 

I mean I suppose you could argue that they're securing the location and awaiting delivery of the case, and once the driver hears the gunfire he tries to drive away, but then why did they think it safe enough for one man to drive the case around the city yet they needed like twenty men to secure the car park?

[§†range]

Rooftop Rumble doesn't make sense any more.

 

In the original version, there was a narrative - albeit a very simplistic one. The FIB had chosen a secure location to hold a briefcase containing sensitive information. Their orders were to hold there until the pickup arrived. We, the players, were tasked with interrupting that pickup, clearing out the car park and fleeing with the case. The FIB then sent men to try and retrieve the package before you could deliver it to your drop off.

 

It doesn't really make sense now though. The FIB are securing a car park because... reasons. And you have to kill them all because... you know... reasons again. And once you've done that the package just appears outside of the car park like magic, sometimes a block away, because MAGICAL REASONS. Once you've got away, however, the FIB argue that it's not really worth chasing you because it looks like you really want that briefcase and, well, they feel a little guilty about trying to stop you now.

 

I mean I suppose you could argue that they're securing the location and awaiting delivery of the case, and once the driver hears the gunfire he tries to drive away, but then why did they think it safe enough for one man to drive the case around the city yet they needed like twenty men to secure the car park?

Fair points indeed. That "mission" is a total fail from original, till now, and forever. Unless they manage to put it on the roof, with the briefcase...oh wait that's High priority case.

[luisniko]

 

Rooftop Rumble doesn't make sense any more.

 

In the original version, there was a narrative - albeit a very simplistic one. The FIB had chosen a secure location to hold a briefcase containing sensitive information. Their orders were to hold there until the pickup arrived. We, the players, were tasked with interrupting that pickup, clearing out the car park and fleeing with the case. The FIB then sent men to try and retrieve the package before you could deliver it to your drop off.

 

It doesn't really make sense now though. The FIB are securing a car park because... reasons. And you have to kill them all because... you know... reasons again. And once you've done that the package just appears outside of the car park like magic, sometimes a block away, because MAGICAL REASONS. Once you've got away, however, the FIB argue that it's not really worth chasing you because it looks like you really want that briefcase and, well, they feel a little guilty about trying to stop you now.

 

I mean I suppose you could argue that they're securing the location and awaiting delivery of the case, and once the driver hears the gunfire he tries to drive away, but then why did they think it safe enough for one man to drive the case around the city yet they needed like twenty men to secure the car park?

 

 

Totally agree. This is what I thought as well. They just change it for the heck of it.

 

Anyway, the GTAO mission design team never make any sense.

 

Seriously, missions like Titan of a Job, Los Santos Connection, High Priority Case are unlocked at level as early as 24, while missions like Trash Talk is unlocked at level over 70...

[Relative007]

 

 

 

 

Rooftop Rumble doesn't make sense any more.

In the original version, there was a narrative - albeit a very simplistic one. The FIB had chosen a secure location to hold a briefcase containing sensitive information. Their orders were to hold there until the pickup arrived. We, the players, were tasked with interrupting that pickup, clearing out the car park and fleeing with the case. The FIB then sent men to try and retrieve the package before you could deliver it to your drop off.

It doesn't really make sense now though. The FIB are securing a car park because... reasons. And you have to kill them all because... you know... reasons again. And once you've done that the package just appears outside of the car park like magic, sometimes a block away, because MAGICAL REASONS. Once you've got away, however, the FIB argue that it's not really worth chasing you because it looks like you really want that briefcase and, well, they feel a little guilty about trying to stop you now.

I mean I suppose you could argue that they're securing the location and awaiting delivery of the case, and once the driver hears the gunfire he tries to drive away, but then why did they think it safe enough for one man to drive the case around the city yet they needed like twenty men to secure the car park?

 

 

Totally agree. This is what I thought as well. They just change it for the heck of it.

 

Anyway, the GTAO mission design team never make any sense.

 

Seriously, missions like Titan of a Job, Los Santos Connection, High Priority Case are unlocked at level as early as 24, while missions like Trash Talk is unlocked at level over 70...

 

 

 

 

It made even less sense when (I guess to ensure Lower Ranked Players can enjoy the New Content added in Updates) the first wave of new Contact Missions added (Denial of Service and similar) basically involved doing the same thing as existing Missions, yet Unlocked at Lower Ranks at times than ALL previously existing Missions from said Contact; Lester for example.

Edited December 23, 2014 by Relative007

[Hunter54711]

*When you're trying to get into your friends and you character decides to do a Indian campfire dance around your friends car as your character gets into every other car except your friends, Even when walk up less then a inch away your guy will snap around and try to steal a car.

 

* Marines are Jackal Snipers from Halo 2 Legendary and will hit you with their Carbine Rifles while you zip by at 110 MPH

 

*You try to walk up to a small ledge and you're guy decides to the hopping animation off a building.

 

*You try to combat roll and instead you jump like an idiot.

 

*You try to pull out a gun and now you're randomly punching the air.

 

* When you're street fighting and you shoot in front of a NPC driver and they immediately run you over and the other person kills you.

 

*The Gun Dealer is apparently a master of readiness and will deny you access to the Carbine Rifle while he lets you use a Homing Rocket Launcher

 

*NPCs die from a single punch but will be fine if you throw a grenade near them,

 

* You can shoot a rocket launcher within 3 feet of you without a piece of shrapnel hitting you.

 

* NPC Jets can curve their Cannon shots and hit you with 100% accuracy 100% of the time.

 

*Sunglasses are $5000 while a super car replacement is $12,000.

 

*Masks are nearing 15-30K more then an entire year of working minimum wage in real life.

 

* Marines in the base will get out of their tanks to shoot you with a Carbine RIfle

 

This was a long post!

[Charles_Lee_Raye]

 

 

 

Rooftop Rumble doesn't make sense any more.

 

In the original version, there was a narrative - albeit a very simplistic one. The FIB had chosen a secure location to hold a briefcase containing sensitive information. Their orders were to hold there until the pickup arrived. We, the players, were tasked with interrupting that pickup, clearing out the car park and fleeing with the case. The FIB then sent men to try and retrieve the package before you could deliver it to your drop off.

 

It doesn't really make sense now though. The FIB are securing a car park because... reasons. And you have to kill them all because... you know... reasons again. And once you've done that the package just appears outside of the car park like magic, sometimes a block away, because MAGICAL REASONS. Once you've got away, however, the FIB argue that it's not really worth chasing you because it looks like you really want that briefcase and, well, they feel a little guilty about trying to stop you now.

 

I mean I suppose you could argue that they're securing the location and awaiting delivery of the case, and once the driver hears the gunfire he tries to drive away, but then why did they think it safe enough for one man to drive the case around the city yet they needed like twenty men to secure the car park?

 

Totally agree. This is what I thought as well. They just change it for the heck of it.

 

Anyway, the GTAO mission design team never make any sense.

 

Seriously, missions like Titan of a Job, Los Santos Connection, High Priority Case are unlocked at level as early as 24, while missions like Trash Talk is unlocked at level over 70...

The worst change even worse logically than rr is to Coveted.

 

Originally you brought the container to Madrazos lockup which is up the road from Madrazzos real house. Not his side b!tches house whom you normally frequent the one Michael destroys in Sp.

 

After the change you bring it somewhere else but an attack helicopter is sent from Madrazzos real house.

 

Lol why would Madrazzo hire us to steal a container for him yet also send mercenaries from his house to kill us.

 

Retarded.

[Sky_Light12]

[Sir Michael]

The cover shooting AI make these guys look like bitches, which in itself doesn't make sense at all:

 

Edited December 23, 2014 by Sir Michael

[Hunter54711]

The cover shooting AI make these guys look like bitches, which in itself doesn't make sense at all:

 

 

Ahh I remember those bitches on the rooftops with their 100% accuracy, I loved that game!