The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[Jehannum]

Riding atop a train you snipe at a tractor driver on the freeway two hundred metres away. He instantly returns fire and floors you with a single shot.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

Huge garage that holds 10 cars can´t hold more than 10 motorcycles.

You shoot a gun and every gangster in the area knows who did it and attacks you.

You stand near someone for 10 seconds,they call the cops on you.

You steal a car,a few seconds later the owner sends you a threat message and puts bounty on you.

You kill the owner of a car and steal it,he/she still sends you death threats and puts bounty on you.

 

I gave some asshole of a NPC the bird out front of the police station cause the cut me off, and joy of joys some Master Sargent Super Sargent Shooter Person of a Robo Cop comes (for lack of a better term) Blacking Maning his happy ass out the station and turns his pistol sideways and one hands it for a intsa-gib kill shot.

 

Dat rank...

 

Cheers!

That's nothing, just a Very old joke about the ranking in Call of Duty, forgot what COD It was but you Ranked up to Master Sargent level 7 before you got the next rank Edited November 5, 2014 by SuzukiBlaze

[AzelfandQuilava]

 

 

 

 

 

Huge garage that holds 10 cars can´t hold more than 10 motorcycles.
You shoot a gun and every gangster in the area knows who did it and attacks you.
You stand near someone for 10 seconds,they call the cops on you.
You steal a car,a few seconds later the owner sends you a threat message and puts bounty on you.
You kill the owner of a car and steal it,he/she still sends you death threats and puts bounty on you.

I gave some asshole of a NPC the bird out front of the police station cause the cut me off, and joy of joys some Master Sargent Super Sargent Shooter Person of a Robo Cop comes (for lack of a better term) Blacking Maning his happy ass out the station and turns his pistol sideways and one hands it for a intsa-gib kill shot.

Dat rank...

Cheers!

That's nothing, just a Very old joke about the ranking in Call of Duty, forgot what COD It was but you Ranked up to Master Sargent level 7 before you got the next rank

 

Wasn't that World at War? Only bad thing about that one were the Multiplayer models, they were horrible.

 

OT: What is up with the lack of Police vehicles Online? Is so bad that I would like to drive a Police re-skin of my Buffalo?

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

 

 

Huge garage that holds 10 cars can´t hold more than 10 motorcycles.

You shoot a gun and every gangster in the area knows who did it and attacks you.

You stand near someone for 10 seconds,they call the cops on you.

You steal a car,a few seconds later the owner sends you a threat message and puts bounty on you.

You kill the owner of a car and steal it,he/she still sends you death threats and puts bounty on you.

 

I gave some asshole of a NPC the bird out front of the police station cause the cut me off, and joy of joys some Master Sargent Super Sargent Shooter Person of a Robo Cop comes (for lack of a better term) Blacking Maning his happy ass out the station and turns his pistol sideways and one hands it for a intsa-gib kill shot.

Dat rank...

 

Cheers!

That's nothing, just a Very old joke about the ranking in Call of Duty, forgot what COD It was but you Ranked up to Master Sargent level 7 before you got the next rank

 

Wasn't that World at War? Only bad thing about that one were the Multiplayer models, they were horrible.

 

OT: What is up with the lack of Police vehicles Online? Is so bad that I would like to drive a Police re-skin of my Buffalo?

I never understood why police cars never spawn driving around, at least then the intsa wanted star Bulls*it would be logical to a point, that and the fact all the City/LSPD cars that chase you are the new V6 Fords, that most police officers refuse to use due to a lack space, leg room being the biggest issue, that and the real life LAPD still uses a big fleet of the old trusty Crown Vic and use a good number of Dodge Chargers.

[A Maned Wolf]

>Standing outside, decided to punch the air for no reason.

>Instantly get a 1-star wanted level.

 

I punched the air. With my fists. And got a wanted level for it.

SEE!

He Knows about it!

[EnterTheRedDawn]

The bad sport system.

Useless. doesn't stop a kid in a tank repeatedly spawn killing, doesn't even stop mission trolls.

They should just remove bad sport, and give everyone that sexy dunce cap for free.

[Naroon]

In TBoGT and GTA V, fully-rendered male penises can be seen and in GTA V SP in a few instances tits can be seen.

 

Go online, character spawns in the shower wearing bra and panties. What the hell is this, Mass Effect?

[C64fanatic]

In TBoGT and GTA V, fully-rendered male penises can be seen and in GTA V SP in a few instances tits can be seen.

 

Go online, character spawns in the shower wearing bra and panties. What the hell is this, Mass Effect?

LOL - let's make a crew called "Cocks&Tits" and let's go hunting and take picures to proof it

 

[Sir Michael]

Enemies shot me through walls.. Yeahhh, my one piece of cover is compromised. It's like those dudes got assault railguns. ._.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Enemies shot me through walls.. Yeahhh, my one piece of cover is compromised. It's like those dudes got assault railguns. ._.

No they all have 5mm AP rounds from Fallout New Vegas, that is the why they have the magical intsa-gib attack.

[Sir Michael]

 

Enemies shot me through walls.. Yeahhh, my one piece of cover is compromised. It's like those dudes got assault railguns. ._.

No they all have 5mm AP rounds from Fallout New Vegas, that is the why they have the magical intsa-gib attack. Those mutant f*ckers... When I get my hands on some .50 MG explosive rounds, it's game over for them. (;

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

 

 

Enemies shot me through walls.. Yeahhh, my one piece of cover is compromised. It's like those dudes got assault railguns. ._.

No they all have 5mm AP rounds from Fallout New Vegas, that is the why they have the magical intsa-gib attack.

Those mutant f*ckers... When I get my hands on some .50 MG explosive rounds, it's game over for them. (; Trust me the AI could careless about what your using, and hey it could be worse, you could be playing my highly modded Fallout New Vegas. If you could have seen my face when some Super Mutant with a M2 browning 50.cal with explosive rounds black maned his happy ass outside to say "F*ck you" yeah you can guess how that ended, still not as bad as GTAO AI, man oh man Dr.HAX is flippin his s*it over the AI in GTAO

[aaronimpact]

Is this the GTA: Online bitch thread? Because I have a couple of issues with player created death matches.

 

1. Most of the player created death matches I have played have just been made for one person or team to spawn kill the other players.

 

2. Player created death matches that set the minimum amount of players to 6 or 8 that forces people to wait in the lobby when the required amount of players join, players who have been waiting start leaving.

[hugh750]

Is this the GTA: Online bitch thread? Because I have a couple of issues with player created death matches.

 

1. Most of the player created death matches I have played have just been made for one person or team to spawn kill the other players.

 

2. Player created death matches that set the minimum amount of players to 6 or 8 that forces people to wait in the lobby when the required amount of players join, players who have been waiting start leaving.

what few deathmatches i've created where created to be different (the one i created that i created that i agree that wasn't done very well was one i set at a gas station in los santos, it was one of my early ones).

Edited November 7, 2014 by hugh750

[hugh750]

 

>Standing outside, decided to punch the air for no reason.

>Instantly get a 1-star wanted level.

 

I punched the air. With my fists. And got a wanted level for it.

SEE!

He Knows about it!

 

about a week ago i got a two star wanted level during a mission just by getting rear ended by a cop car.

after a short chase they murdered me.

Edited November 7, 2014 by hugh750

[Zeta87]

Goodbye ramirin.

[Scuba 21]

Hey what's going on in here?

[Nick1020]

Same nigga from 2 weeks ago.

[ZeroSafe]

Hey what's going on in here?

Some wiener can't stop posting his wiener.

 

OT: Pay for another player's vehicle that you destroyed because they destroyed yours. I guess round world justice doesn't work in GTA:O.

[C64fanatic]

f*cking idiot, Ramirin! Children are using this forum too! Reported!!

[Zeta87]

f*cking idiot, Ramirin! Children are using this forum too! Reported!!

I reported him 15 minutes ago (see my last post ).

[hugh750]

all we can do until the mods ban his account is to put him on our ignore list.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Playing Fallout New Vegas, Shoot some NCR asshole who stole my kill with a suppressed USP.45 (A mod before anyone asks) NCR guy dies in one hit, no one cared nor did I lose rep with the NCR. Backstab some random asshole of a gang member on GTAO instant 4 star, two problems, their wasn't a soul within 15 miles of the killing, two why was that level of escalation really needed?

Edited November 7, 2014 by SuzukiBlaze

[~Joseph~]

Blista COMPACT in Sports Class

 

American Flag for roof on Dukes

 

No scope aim for most FPV guns

[soldat89]

mini map is a cluttered mess

[C64fanatic]

mini map is a cluttered mess

Do you know you can costomize the mini map to some degree in the menues? You can also enlarge the mini map.

 

When I sometimes walk/run in free roam I always use the enlarged mini map. It gives me more time to react if someone tries to run me over or whatever.

[hugh750]

last night after my sandking was blown up by a bounty hunter, the resulting fire was put out by firemen in paleto bay but another firetruck shows up and drives off road and on to the rail road tracks (misses getting hit by trail), and runs over one of their own men.

sorry if my reply is long.

 

 

he runs down one of his own men!

 

[C64fanatic]

LOL

 

The Captains first reaction when they get back to the department (gif):

 

Edited November 27, 2014 by C64fanatic

[AscendantWyvern]

1980s Blista is better than 2010s Blista.

[hyperar]

1980s Blista is better than 2010s Blista.

 

You are clearly not from South America, here, every year cars are worst and more expensive