The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[JON22]

Burrito- storable but uninsurable.

 

Cargobob/Titan- Rear doors patched because too much fun.

 

I slammed into a police car chasing someone else when I last played. Sent it flying....and I got no wanted level.....err, imagine spinning smiley as I ain't got no clue how to do it on mobile :-/

[ten-a-penny]

Burrito- storable but uninsurable.

 

Cargobob/Titan- Rear doors patched because too much fun.

 

I slammed into a police car chasing someone else when I last played. Sent it flying....and I got no wanted level.....err, imagine spinning smiley as I ain't got no clue how to do it on mobile :-/

Which one? This? ( )

 

Its : turn: with no spaces =

[AceThaCreator]

^^^^^^Thank God for the blind eye feature from Lester or i wouldn't play this game because what started off in the beginning a GTAonline as a fun police pursuit turned into pure frustration as the cops have all of the following:

Laser like vision(see through tunnels)

Nitrous

X10 armor

Cops Cars with a weight of a tank

Flawless driving(can mirror your driving perfectly)

Helis magically spawning from thin air

9mm with a power of a sniper

 

I couldn't even imagine how this game would be if there were a sixth star

Edited September 3, 2014 by BlackAce23

[JON22]

@Blackace- A sixth star would crash the console when the cops say 'Freeze'. What you don't hear after is 'muddafugger' as you are already restarting your console due to freezing.

[yatesypr2]

I get the lowest RP and payout for completing Los Santos Connection on my own in 5 minutes... I mean come on

[reece251]

-Patches a bug in one update, same bug returns in a later update.

 

-Allows you to store and insure certain vehicles but not resell them after, so you wont get anything back even though you may have spent thousands on modifications.

 

-Only allows players to buy more firework launcher ammo on days such as July 4th and November 5th when people set fireworks off at other times in the year.

 

-Doesn't allow you to repaint certain vans when people own vans that have been repainted in real life.

 

-Adds snapmatic shortcut even though it only takes a few seconds to pull up the phone and click the snapmatic icon.

 

-Adds blind eye feature which claims cops will ignore any crimes you commit yet you still get wanted for killing Merryweather mercenaries.

Edited September 3, 2014 by reece251

[Mottershead]

Buy the Del Perro 10 car garage and realise the garage doors don't lead onto the road but actually the front door.

[toughmeister]

A couple of thousand dollars to repaint a whole car, $25000 for a small crew logo........

[Sir Michael]

Repair for $500. Lol

[Agent_Ace]

Repair for $500. Lol

They reinflate it like a balloon

[kevster907]

 

>Omg congrats, buddy! You're on killstreak. Here's some confusing filter to balance yourself.

>Omg too bad, buddy! You're on losing streak. Here's some confusing filter as your punishment.

 

ROFL!!!

[gizmonomono]

 

 

There aren't any real clouds in this game... When you fly a certain altitude, you'll see them "appear" out of the ground like a fog. Fly below that altitude and they sink underground.

 

WTF... Even San Andreas had clouds. Cheap ass ones, but you could still fly through them!

What's that got to do with logic? It's that just Volumetric clouds are a burden on the system. Maybe on next gen.

Destiny uses volumetric clouds on previous gen.

 

I didn't say they were impossible to make. But with everything else going on in GTA V, they would probably be too much. It's a much denser game then Destiny on previous gen.

[anybodykilla]

No tazer in multiplayer,

That would be way funnier than just killing someone over and over again.

Best thing about max payne 3 mp was the tazer.

I mean why even include it in singleplayer then.

It was made specifically for mp,

It just screams to cause grief

[sultangris]

No tazer in multiplayer,

That would be way funnier than just killing someone over and over again.

Best thing about max payne 3 mp was the tazer.

I mean why even include it in singleplayer then.

It was made specifically for mp,

It just screams to cause grief

exactly why its removed,lol

[Gridl0k]

Put beer hats in special crates at same time as introducing a bug that removes hats at the start of every mission.

 

Then do the same thing again with parachute bags!

[anybodykilla]

 

 

No tazer in multiplayer,

That would be way funnier than just killing someone over and over again.

Best thing about max payne 3 mp was the tazer.

I mean why even include it in singleplayer then.

It was made specifically for mp,

It just screams to cause grief

exactly why its removed,lolIt never was in mp.

Hopefully the patch it in at some point

[sultangris]

 

 

No tazer in multiplayer,

That would be way funnier than just killing someone over and over again.

Best thing about max payne 3 mp was the tazer.

I mean why even include it in singleplayer then.

It was made specifically for mp,

It just screams to cause grief

exactly why its removed,lol

It never was in mp.

Hopefully the patch it in at some point

 

yea, and i meant thats why it was removed from the game when you play it online vs single player where it does still exist.

[thrax75]

Respawn in swamp near Ft. Zancudo.

Request personal vehicle.

"You are too far from a suitable road."

Run to road.

Car delivered half way back into the swamp.

[luisniko]

> Bunch of enemies standing next to their cars. Blow the cars with grenades. Enemies just feel dizzy instead of instantly dead.

> Player is standing 3 meters away from an exploding car. Player's dead.

 

> Player blindshoots. Accuracy greatly decreased and bullet spreads.

> Enemy blindshoots. Bullets fly straight, able to go through complicated form of objects blocking and hit player's uncovered elbow tip.

 

> Busting in drug deals, blowing cars up as a job

> You want to paint your guns? You ain't got money yet

 

> "Reward for Rank 100"

> Asking to pay $50k to claim the reward

[radd_bro]

Patches fun glitches like the gate glitch, and hot fixes game breaking money glitches.

 

Doesn't patch, or hot fix god mode.

 

[Amistrulez]

Doesnt patch or hotfix godmode? They did patch all godmode glitches in the 1.16 and did atleast 2 hotfixes for godmode glitches in the lastest patch

[marco6158]

Drives on 20cm of water, car dies.

[§†range]

A gym at the beach: Strength stat increased by golf

[Hitman3315]

My female character shoots an NPC driver in free roam, removes their dead body from the car, sits in the driver seat.

 

While I'm staring at the corpse next to the car, I receive a text message from the dead: "You f*cked with the wrong guy. You're a dead man."

 

So a dead person has put a bounty on me, and called my female character a dude. Cool.

[mmm chocolate]

Introducing a feature that has a very good chance of blindly putting you in some ridiculous random deathmatch or race when you just wanted something normal.

 

On Call is a bad move with all the player created nonsense out there now.

 

Give us a filter.

[marco6158]

Enter in Fort Zancudo, get Lazer, call lester for no wanted level after going out Fort Zancudo, get again four stars.

 

Call for mechanic at the airport, car spawns 800 meters away.

[blk95ta]

Players request car.

 

R☆ responds by adding car as exlusive content for people who buy the game twice.

[98 in 1]

Pistol whip & elbow > Baseball bat to the side of the head

[DaCosta]

Gently scraping the bumper when delivering Simeon's Import/Export car in otherwise perfect condition.

 

"What the f*** have you done to that? We'll have to strip it down for parts now, you loser."

[Gay Tony]

My female character shoots an NPC driver in free roam, removes their dead body from the car, sits in the driver seat.

 

While I'm staring at the corpse next to the car, I receive a text message from the dead: "You f*cked with the wrong guy. You're a dead man."

 

So a dead person has put a bounty on me, and called my female character a dude. Cool.

 

God this pisses me off. Especially getting called a dude.

 

I'm so sick of games that give you an option to play male or female, yet clearly was ment for you to play one sex or the other. Why even bother.