The Worst Of Rockstar Logic

[Amistrulez]

They changed that pic with modded liberator

[mmm chocolate]

'Niko McCreary got the winning kill'

 

...actually, Niko's team lost the DM and all he really got was the 'last kill' because the time ran out.

Edited August 13, 2014 by mmm chocolate

[rovert]

cop cars can catch up with super cars.

[Judicious 7]

Cool. Haven't seen this thread in a lil bit.

 

A Boat In The Bay:

 

> kill enemies with 100% accuracy

> steal a boat

> wait for 7+ minutes for that chopper to get taken out

> drive the stupid boat through a canyon getting shot at

> deliver stupid boat

 

Mission Passed - $5000 & irrelevant RP

 

 

And they wonder why we grind RR & money glitch.

Edited August 13, 2014 by Judicious 7

[Sir Michael]

Super bump but... Having cell phone service 500 feet underwater.

[fish61324]

 

- Promotes Reveal Players on the Newswire about the Capture Update. During the Rockstar livestream later, absolutely everyone uses it all the time, and the Rockstar dev's complain how the match is going nowhere how everyone's camping.

 

- Posts new verified job images of races with a variety of different cars in their class. If you check the leaderboards of the new Off-Road race, the first 20 pages are stacked with Sanchezes until you find the first vehicle on page 20+. (Sanchez doesn't belong in the Off-Road Car class, it's too overpowered)

 

- They post about how they dislike hackers, modders and anyone else abusing the game and spreading the chaos. They promote Domislive with multiple shoutouts. He is a GTA youtuber with a large fan-base who releases daily videos on how to exploit. Example: How to use weapons in garages and kill people.

 

- They release DLC's and post constant ongoing events and news about GTA while completely ignoring the fact that we've all been having console freezes. It's been over 2 months and they still haven't fixed it. Honestly, at this point I'd rather have the freezing to end before any DLC. They need to fix what we already have before releasing anything new.

 

- We ask them to add Forced Weapon options to the Capture Creator. They later do it but they added it as a non-mandatory setting. Meaning that if there's a capture which would only work if people were restricted from using explosives and someone beside the creator would host it, he would have to switch the options each time he hosted it. They need to make Forced Weapons ONLY because random's who host will set it to owned and then the match will be a complete disaster resulting in dislikes and people quitting.

 

- Loading screen ad about LS Customs. Marking ''Chrome is class''. They don't understand the fact that kids do not understand sarcasm.

 

- Loading screen ad about having a headset and being heard. The irony is that they removed the ''Toggle Mute'' option in the lobby screen so when we're in a lobby waiting for a match to start and some squeeker, sh!t talker or someone who plays loud music or screeching comes in, all we can do is either bare it or leave since we can't mute him.

clear your cache . No more freeing. I hate it when kids blame rock star for their Crappy experience .

 

Forget R*.... how about this guy ^

 

Can't fix stupid.

 

Game makes billions of dollars at launch for just Xbox 360 and PS3.

R* loves money so much, they add cash cards.

But don't sell it for PC, Xbox One, or PS4 where they could make more cash....

they will eventually. they havent got it working on ps3 yet, they dont need a broken game on 5 different systems, lol!

 

they haven't gotten it working on Xbox either, douche

[fish61324]

 

You can have a Tank with infinite ammo that only costs $200 to have delivered to you with no wait time, So if someone finally takes you down, you can go get another no problem. Or you can spend another $200 to have a Helicopter that shoots infinite missiles, and ammo.

 

 

BUT GOD FORBID WE CAN KEEP CARS IN OUR GARAGES THAT HAVE LIGHTS AND SIRENS, THATS A BIG NO NO, f*ck EVERYONE WHO WANTS AN UNDERCOVER BUFFALO.

 

God damnit that still pisses me off R*.

It's because the cop car will take up valuable super car space and rockstar needs everyone to have as many super cars as possible.

 

Thank You. People people people..... whenever there is a problem you have with the game... ask yourself "Does it affect cash cards?". The answer is always yes... with ONE exception, if it's a game breaking glitch.

[Zito]

awww mann where do when begin with R*Logic ...lets just say its a mess

[5.7]

awww mann where do when begin with R*Logic ...lets just say its a mess

Fk yeah, it's messy alrite.

[Zito]

 

awww mann where do when begin with R*Logic ...lets just say its a mess

Fk yeah, it's messy alrite.

 

 

"Marty Huggins: Bring your brooms, cause it's a mess"

[Sir Michael]

There aren't any real clouds in this game... When you fly a certain altitude, you'll see them "appear" out of the ground like a fog. Fly below that altitude and they sink underground.

 

WTF... Even San Andreas had clouds. Cheap ass ones, but you could still fly through them!

[donnits]

Staring at a cop authorizes the death penalty.

[Smokemadhaze]

Bad sport... o wait I broke that.

[Sky_Light12]

seemlessly , final logic i got :

 

a military website sells military grade vehicles including tank and attack copter to civilians , rebel , terrorist . hustler , cartel , etc

fighter jet ? nope , we're not selling that

 

proof of the logic ? any players capable purchasing military grade vehicles ( exception of lazer jets ) , which suppouse to be illegal for non-military use

as seen rhino tank havoc prior getting patched by weakening it's armor

[Fox2Quick]

Somewhat recently, Rockstar Support closes my support ticket regarding a gameplay issue and marks it as "Solved," but states in their response that they do not have a fix for this currently and have no time frame as to when they will have one, but it will possibly be in a future update.

 

Apparently, the "logic" behind this is the facilitation of less cluttered queues.

This is happening to me. They keep closing my ticket and I keep re opening it.

[gizmonomono]

There aren't any real clouds in this game... When you fly a certain altitude, you'll see them "appear" out of the ground like a fog. Fly below that altitude and they sink underground.

 

WTF... Even San Andreas had clouds. Cheap ass ones, but you could still fly through them!

What's that got to do with logic? It's that just Volumetric clouds are a burden on the system. Maybe on next gen.

[toolateaxeincar]

ITT: People conflating "logical" with "sensible". Socrates spinning in his grave.

[Fox2Quick]

 

 

There aren't any real clouds in this game... When you fly a certain altitude, you'll see them "appear" out of the ground like a fog. Fly below that altitude and they sink underground.

 

WTF... Even San Andreas had clouds. Cheap ass ones, but you could still fly through them!

What's that got to do with logic? It's that just Volumetric clouds are a burden on the system. Maybe on next gen.

Destiny uses volumetric clouds on previous gen.

[sultangris]

they haven't gotten it working on Xbox either, douche

 

 

and your point is?

[Charles_Lee_Raye]

Lack of job filters for joining a user created vs a rockstar created job. Probably already been said but needa to be shoved down rockstars throat until they add them

 

ADD JOB FILTERS!! this single lack of care is ruining the game piece by piece. Death matches are now dead you can no longer just join one without ending up in 10000000rp $$$$$ rooms. Races are getting worse now I dont want to join your stupid jumps and ramps I just wanna drive..

 

It will continue to ruin other game modes until they add a filter.

I want a mission creator but I dont want the quick join contact mission to be broken too..

[AceThaCreator]

Lack of job filters for joining a user created vs a rockstar created job. Probably already been said but needa to be shoved down rockstars throat until they add them

 

ADD JOB FILTERS!! this single lack of care is ruining the game piece by piece. Death matches are now dead you can no longer just join one without ending up in 10000000rp $$$$$ rooms. Races are getting worse now I dont want to join your stupid jumps and ramps I just wanna drive..

 

It will continue to ruin other game modes until they add a filter.

I want a mission creator but I dont want the quick join contact mission to be broken too..

Yea everything i see one of those races with jumps and stuff im always reminded of this game

Both custom races and deatmatches in this game are pure dogsh*t and to even think R* allows that trash to be verified is a joke.

[Charles_Lee_Raye]

^^^ lol at the hotwheels game. Bahahahaa. Spot on tho its exactly what those races remind me of.

[RSRocks]

Can't store police cars.

[luisniko]

> Omg a new money-making glitch! 30 minutes later, it's patched

> Omg bald bug, hair bug, garage bug! Several patches later, bugs still chilling in the game

 

>Omg congrats, buddy! You're on killstreak. Here's some confusing filter to balance yourself.

>Omg too bad, buddy! You're on losing streak. Here's some confusing filter as your punishment.

 

>'ArnoldGamer87' invited you to his session. Join invitation, "Player is no longer in session"

>"Where the f*ck are you man? I'm waiting here!", said 'ArnoldGamer87'

 

>Called as 'Assisted Aim'. Locks on the farthest enemy...

>...while there is one right next to you

[sultangris]

Can't store police cars.

dats cause you are a criminal holmes! opposite of police. comprende?

[Amistrulez]

>You are going 160km/h with motorcycle

>Back wheel of your motorcycle hits water

>Your character decides to jump off the bike and die.

[AceThaCreator]

 

 

Can't store police cars.

dats cause you are a criminal holmes! opposite of police. comprende?Well then the same can be said for owning military vehicles. But it's a game in the end, they should just let us store whatever the f*ck we want just saying. Edited September 3, 2014 by BlackAce23

[RSRocks]

 

Can't store police cars.

dats cause you are a criminal holmes! opposite of police. comprende?

 

Sí, lo comprendo perfectamente! But I want to store it, many others, too. So why not un-blacklist them. Some of us players like roleplaying, comprende?

Edited September 3, 2014 by RSRocks

[Charles_Lee_Raye]

 

 

 

 

Can't store police cars.

dats cause you are a criminal holmes! opposite of police. comprende?

 

Sí, lo comprendo perfectamente! But I want to store it, many others, too. So why not un-blacklist them. Some of us players like roleplaying, comprende?

I can see both side to this. They nedd to at least add a cops n crooks mode or some sort of freeroam variability so the roleplayers can have more fun.

[Sir Michael]

A police car lightly tapping our car send us off the road into a rock, but trying to ram one of them off the road is like trying to PIT a semi truck.