Matt_Storey Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I'm sitting on the toilet currently, squeezing out a poo. It's a bit of a soft one but firm enough to come out and stretch the anus. It's smells a bit and I think it had a few sharp (peanuts?!) bits in which have scratched me on the way through. Anyway this got me thinking... Should there be an option to join an 'open mic' or 'muted' lobby. The games boring me but I still love the banter you get in the lobby when you can find a few people with active mics Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchMaljers Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I don't see the connection... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065481639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModderX Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 First few lines are TMI, like dafuq is wrong with you? And meh, I like it how it is. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065481648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaveTheZombies Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I don't see the connection... You don't see a connection between turds and people who use their mics all the time??? Okay. Godeater 1 Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065481902 Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyharry Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 or just hold select and change chat option to friends only... Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065481946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristoLewis Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I'm sitting on the toilet currently, squeezing out a poo. It's a bit of a soft one but firm enough to come out and stretch the anus. It's smells a bit and I think it had a few sharp (peanuts?!) bits in which have scratched me on the way through.Does it hurt in any way or is there any blood? Cause whenever i pass stool, it hurts really bad and feels like im squeezing out a katana.. and when i get off, its like an explosion of feces and blood, quite terrifying actually! Id attach a photograph but it might be very disturbing and against the rules. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065482004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Storey Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share Posted May 28, 2014 I'm sitting on the toilet currently, squeezing out a poo. It's a bit of a soft one but firm enough to come out and stretch the anus. It's smells a bit and I think it had a few sharp (peanuts?!) bits in which have scratched me on the way through. Does it hurt in any way or is there any blood? Cause whenever i pass stool, it hurts really bad and feels like im squeezing out a katana.. and when i get off, its like an explosion of feces and blood, quite terrifying actually! Id attach a photograph but it might be very disturbing and against the rules.I think it's called an anal fissure. You basically tear a hole in your anus which will struggle to heal. Also to comment above, i want to be in a lobby full of mics. By switching to friend only I'm restricting the number of mics I can contact. That's not what I want. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065482022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Seems like OP is a pro how big radius an anus can get Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065482398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalDivine Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Seems like OP is a pro how big radius an anus can get Pfft. I'm more of an expert in that department. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065482490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBean007 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Seems like OP is a pro how big radius an anus can get Pfft. I'm more of an expert in that department. Thats epic Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065482523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorajet Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 What were we talking about? I'm lost, again. Link to comment https://gtaforums.com/topic/712085-ok-so/#findComment-1065482845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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