GTA Online Psychological Assessment Test

[HollywoodVice]

Dirty necromancer OP ... Leave the dead, dead.

 

*edit: aww, ok my bad. Its cool OP, you got wicked magic skills.... You're thread and graph also looks like it took some work. Effort respected.

 

...still old.

Edited September 16, 2014 by HollywoodVice

[~Tiger~]

Dirty necromancer OP ... Leave the dead, dead.

 

It's just a little bit of fun. If you don't like it, don't post in it.

[MagicNarcosis]

Confused, I suck at math and I'm dyslexic as sh*t + too much going on scares me if it doesn't involve bullets

 

-3

-2 I guess?

 

I had 6 selected in Axis 1

5 in Axis II

[QuackinAColdOne]

Mr Scuba, why do you need full body photos of female participants?

[Aether]

Male

Axis 1=-8

Axis 2=-4

 

 

This test doesn't apply to me much though, I fly buzzards and lazers and spawnkill everyone in lobbies religiously.

 

Those two vehicles didn't get a mention.

Edited September 17, 2014 by zVI Jackal IVz

[Testarossa]

Male

0 in Axis I

2 in Axis II

[scubadave]

Mr Scuba, why do you need full body photos of female participants?

 

why not?

[QuackinAColdOne]

 

Mr Scuba, why do you need full body photos of female participants?

 

why not?

 

Well... you know... I mean it's not like it's creepy or anything, but.... it is.

[Dumb guy]

Scuba, I took your test. And like most assessment tests I've taken before, I'm more confused than before I took the test.

 

It all looks like ink blots.

[livejoker]

Why does Update 4 graph look like a huge tampon pad?
Read responses, not first one to say that joke.

Took the test:

Part I - Male, as far as I know.
Part II - None. I'm not an asshole.
Part III - I checked two. See below.

I checked:
My sense of humor is most similar to a 13-year old boy - I still laugh at the word penis and farting noises caused by a ketchup bottle.

If somebody spawn kills me in freemode with a sniper rifle from a rooftop two blocks away: He’s an a$$hole, not “I respect those skillz" - he is, I didn't do sh*t to that guy!

Scoring:
Axis I - far left (-12 points)
Axis II - first notch (+2 points)
Group - Juvenile Indifference.
Well, f*ck.

*edit*
If I may add: Scuba, you're known around the forum as the modding tank shift guy and all that but this is some real serious stuff. I'm impressed! You get two of those.

Edited September 17, 2014 by livejoker

[Furry_Monkey]

If I may add: Scuba, you're known around the forum as the modding tank shift guy and all that but this is some real serious stuff. I'm impressed! You get two of those.

 

 

Please tell me that's as serious as this thread.

 

First of all, this is Scuba Dave. He is by far the most awesome poster on this forum and we are lucky to have him here. I would not be surprised if the universe had been created in order for this planet to form over 10 billion years, life to form over 4 billion years, and mankind to progress over the course of 5,000 years purely so that the internet could be invented, online gaming would follow, then this forum and then GTA Online, purely so that God could read Scuba Dave's threads.

 

Secondly, I've never actually seen him post anything serious, and if you think that the results images are even vaguely real then please never comment on anything that has numbers in it again.

 

Scuba Dave. The one true God of GTA Forums. I salute you, sir.

Edited September 17, 2014 by Furry_Monkey

[fw3]

Interesting post, OP. Good stuff!

Male
AXIS I: 8 points (checked off 4 options)
AXIS II: 10 points (checked off 2 options)

The only challenge to a survey like this is that results may not be consistent, session to session.
How I play today may be very different than how I play tomorrow.
I admit, there's times where I'm generous and passive, while other times I'm quite the... well, you know.

[scubadave]

Scuba, I took your test. And like most assessment tests I've taken before, I'm more confused than before I took the test.

 

It all looks like ink blots.

 

try this one:

 

Why does Update 4 graph look like a huge tampon pad?

Read responses, not first one to say that joke.

 

Took the test:

 

Part I - Male, as far as I know.

Part II - None. I'm not an asshole.

Part III - I checked two. See below.

 

I checked:

My sense of humor is most similar to a 13-year old boy - I still laugh at the word penis and farting noises caused by a ketchup bottle.

 

If somebody spawn kills me in freemode with a sniper rifle from a rooftop two blocks away: He’s an a$$hole, not “I respect those skillz" - he is, I didn't do sh*t to that guy!

 

Scoring:

Axis I - far left (-12 points)

Axis II - first notch (+2 points)

Group - Juvenile Indifference.

Well, f*ck.

 

 

 

*edit*

If I may add: Scuba, you're known around the forum as the modding tank shift guy and all that but this is some real serious stuff. I'm impressed! You get two of those.

 

 

 

 

 

thanks for the cookies.

 

 

If I may add: Scuba, you're known around the forum as the modding tank shift guy and all that but this is some real serious stuff. I'm impressed! You get two of those.

 

 

Please tell me that's as serious as this thread.

 

First of all, this is Scuba Dave. He is by far the most awesome poster on this forum and we are lucky to have him here. I would not be surprised if the universe had been created in order for this planet to form over 10 billion years, life to form over 4 billion years, and mankind to progress over the course of 5,000 years purely so that the internet could be invented, online gaming would follow, then this forum and then GTA Online, purely so that God could read Scuba Dave's threads.

 

Secondly, I've never actually seen him post anything serious, and if you think that the results images are even vaguely real then please never comment on anything that has numbers in it again.

 

Scuba Dave. The one true God of GTA Forums. I salute you, sir.

 

 

yes. except for the numbers parts. they're real.

 

Interesting post, OP. Good stuff!

 

Male

AXIS I: 8 points (checked off 4 options)

AXIS II: 10 points (checked off 2 options)

 

The only challenge to a survey like this is that results may not be consistent, session to session.

How I play today may be very different than how I play tomorrow.

I admit, there's times where I'm generous and passive, while other times I'm quite the... well, you know.

 

 

 

highly situational too. so if people are blowing up groups of cars near LSC (probably glitching $$$$) then I will to. if others are blowing them up, I'll probably just use the tank once then move on.

[Hoosierdaddy76]

Male

x: -12

y:-12

 

I'm a mellow fellow.

[Dumb guy]

Dave that ink blot. I see iron maidens eddie. His head. Being held by a couple gals.

I think I may need a in office session.

[LordZekrom]

Male

1 in axis I

6 in axis II

[livejoker]

 

-snip-

 

Please tell me that's as serious as this thread.

 

First of all, this is Scuba Dave. He is by far the most awesome poster on this forum and we are lucky to have him here. I would not be surprised if the universe had been created in order for this planet to form over 10 billion years, life to form over 4 billion years, and mankind to progress over the course of 5,000 years purely so that the internet could be invented, online gaming would follow, then this forum and then GTA Online, purely so that God could read Scuba Dave's threads.

 

Secondly, I've never actually seen him post anything serious, and if you think that the results images are even vaguely real then please never comment on anything that has numbers in it again.

 

Scuba Dave. The one true God of GTA Forums. I salute you, sir.

Yes, we're real lucky to have Dave here with us.

 

As for your "secondly" part; I'm praising him for the time and effort he's put into this as this forum, especially the GTA:O section, doesn't have starting posts (or OP's) as devoted and detailed as this one. Scuba Dave has replied to most comments posted and done a good job and I'm just saying I'm impressed. Don't have to be a c*nt about it.

Edited September 17, 2014 by livejoker

[Furry_Monkey]

 

 

-snip-

 

Please tell me that's as serious as this thread.

 

First of all, this is Scuba Dave. He is by far the most awesome poster on this forum and we are lucky to have him here. I would not be surprised if the universe had been created in order for this planet to form over 10 billion years, life to form over 4 billion years, and mankind to progress over the course of 5,000 years purely so that the internet could be invented, online gaming would follow, then this forum and then GTA Online, purely so that God could read Scuba Dave's threads.

 

Secondly, I've never actually seen him post anything serious, and if you think that the results images are even vaguely real then please never comment on anything that has numbers in it again.

 

Scuba Dave. The one true God of GTA Forums. I salute you, sir.

Yes, we're real lucky to have Dave here with us.

 

As for your "secondly" part; I'm praising him for the time and effort he's put into this as this forum, especially the GTA:O section, doesn't have starting posts (or OP's) as devoted and detailed as this one. Scuba Dave has replied to most comments posted and done a good job and I'm just saying I'm impressed. Don't have to be a c*nt about it.

 

 

His posts are awesome and we're lucky to have him here, but the whole thing is clearly not real, yet you've believed it to be so, which is why you're angry at me. Don't be. It's not my fault, and I am not being a cunt about it

[meatrocket8]

I'm kinda upset that people aren't getting mad about ScubaDave threads anymore. It was fun to see the drama unfold.

[Special Agent 25]

I'm kinda upset that people aren't getting mad about ScubaDave threads anymore. It was fun to see the drama unfold.

 

Very true.

 

anyway i got

 

0 in axis 1

0 in axis 2.

[DaCosta]

I can genuinely say I read every poll option and voted 'None of the above' on both. I nearly voted for "I should be able to play GTAO however I want, including glitches and mods, NOT just how developers and Rockstar intended" but I assumed that was aimed at glitchers/modders and not freedom of choice. For instance, I like trying to cargobob a van high into the air, drop it and try and freefall onto the roof to climb back in but I presume Rockstar's developers didn't intend for that to be an activity because they don't let you get back in the van if you reach it - but still I like to try...

 

I don't think I'm unique. Lots of people play the game in a similar way (-12 on the psychology test) but it's the random times where players frustrate you that are remembered. If you drive past five players that don't shoot at you, it's the sixth person that sticky bombs your car, for no reason, that you remember.

 

My opinion: Rockstar determined how psychology would play out in GTA with their rule set and game mechanics. It was inevitable that it would make the community appear overly-aggressive and immature.

[livejoker]

 

 

 

-snip-

-snippier-

-snippiest-

 

His posts are awesome and we're lucky to have him here, but the whole thing is clearly not real, yet you've believed it to be so, which is why you're angry at me. Don't be. It's not my fault, and I am not being a cunt about it

 

Real or not, I'm still giving him praise for the time and effort he's put in - thus the "serious sh*t" part (which now I can see how it can be misinterpreted, my bad). I just wonder how more awesome of a thread he could make if he was serious. Sorry about the c-word thing, by the way.

 

*edit*

lol @ the post below: Dave really does take seriously...or does he? Either way, Dr.Friedlander from single player could learn a thing or two!

Edited September 18, 2014 by livejoker

[scubadave]

Dave that ink blot. I see iron maidens eddie. His head. Being held by a couple gals.

I think I may need a in office session.

 

interesting. i see frank from donnie darko and two hookers and a bowtie up top.

 

 

Please tell me that's as serious as this thread.

 

First of all, this is Scuba Dave. He is by far the most awesome poster on this forum and we are lucky to have him here. I would not be surprised if the universe had been created in order for this planet to form over 10 billion years, life to form over 4 billion years, and mankind to progress over the course of 5,000 years purely so that the internet could be invented, online gaming would follow, then this forum and then GTA Online, purely so that God could read Scuba Dave's threads.

 

Secondly, I've never actually seen him post anything serious, and if you think that the results images are even vaguely real then please never comment on anything that has numbers in it again.

 

Scuba Dave. The one true God of GTA Forums. I salute you, sir.

Yes, we're real lucky to have Dave here with us.

 

As for your "secondly" part; I'm praising him for the time and effort he's put into this as this forum, especially the GTA:O section, doesn't have starting posts (or OP's) as devoted and detailed as this one. Scuba Dave has replied to most comments posted and done a good job and I'm just saying I'm impressed. Don't have to be a c*nt about it.

 

 

thanks.

 

 

--

 

 

His posts are awesome and we're lucky to have him here, but the whole thing is clearly not real, yet you've believed it to be so, which is why you're angry at me. Don't be. It's not my fault, and I am not being a cunt about it

 

 

what's not real about a poll with user responses? those plots are 100% data from the poll and definitely shows something about the community. yes, up to interpretation perhaps but its just data.

 

I can genuinely say I read every poll option and voted 'None of the above' on both. I nearly voted for "I should be able to play GTAO however I want, including glitches and mods, NOT just how developers and Rockstar intended" but I assumed that was aimed at glitchers/modders and not freedom of choice. For instance, I like trying to cargobob a van high into the air, drop it and try and freefall onto the roof to climb back in but I presume Rockstar's developers didn't intend for that to be an activity because they don't let you get back in the van if you reach it - but still I like to try...

 

I don't think I'm unique. Lots of people play the game in a similar way (-12 on the psychology test) but it's the random times where players frustrate you that are remembered. If you drive past five players that don't shoot at you, it's the sixth person that sticky bombs your car, for no reason, that you remember.

 

My opinion: Rockstar determined how psychology would play out in GTA with their rule set and game mechanics. It was inevitable that it would make the community appear overly-aggressive and immature.

 

i understand ur delineation between playing how u want it and modding it to play how you like it, but I wouldnt think your cargobob example would warrant any kind of exception. its in the game and without breaking anything, so do whatever you like. some of the issues without being able to do things (like ur example, and also getting vehicles into the titan, etc.) might be more programming limitation rather than explicit gameplay being ruled out by R✮

 

 

His posts are awesome and we're lucky to have him here, but the whole thing is clearly not real, yet you've believed it to be so, which is why you're angry at me. Don't be. It's not my fault, and I am not being a cunt about it

 

Real or not, I'm still giving him praise for the time and effort he's put in - thus the "serious sh*t" part (which now I can see how it can be misinterpreted, my bad). I just wonder how more awesome of a thread he could make if he was serious. Sorry about the c-word thing, by the way.

 

thanks again. rest assured this is serious.

[Artruo]

Male

4

1

[TIM74UK]

 

 

update 4: 353

 

 

 

would you think me Juvenile if I told you your Graphic looks like a used Panty Pad!

 

Korg.

[Kafonix]

-12, -12

[scubadave]

After comparing the first few charts and this one, it is obvious that there is some drifting, if only minor of the main oblong pink shape and the central red cluster.