GTA Online Psychological Assessment Test

[Masochron]

Male

 

Part 1: 1

Part 2: 2

 

I like to spend most of my time just cruising around the map, seeing what everyone else is up to. I usually wont attack unless provoked, but if I find myself in a tough spot, I wont hesitate to go and grab my tank. While in my tank, I will drive right past most people and leave them alone unless they open fire on me. My mental state is usually always psychotic, but that's from slaughtering so many cops and NPCs.

[NuklerGhost101838]

I scored -12 on both, apparently I am quite the passive person.

[Adeel007]

You have way too much time on your hands OP

[Bradillac83]

Axis I: -9

I like my tank, and I'd rather have a flamethrower or dirty bomb than play shuffleboard or lawn darts.

 

Axis II: -10

Only douchebags spawnkill, regardless of weapon. I have blown up mission vehicles/docs to end missions that were bound to fail anyway. And I will hunt any unprovoked killer to the ends of the virtual earth and drive them out.

 

 

 

I like to spend most of my time just cruising around the map, seeing what everyone else is up to. I usually wont attack unless provoked, but if I find myself in a tough spot, I wont hesitate to go and grab my tank. While in my tank, I will drive right past most people and leave them alone unless they open fire on me. My mental state is usually always psychotic, but that's from slaughtering so many cops and NPCs.

This.

[mareepx]

 

Male

Part 2 - 7

Part 3 - 1

YES I'M IN PSYCHOTIC AGRESSION, sign me up for a tank shift?

Unfortunately your application cannot be processed at this time.

 

Due to unexpected demand you now have to be female to be considered for selection in participation of a tank shift. Scuba gets all the ladies.

 

Ah that's unfortunate for me, but it would be wrong of me to get in the way of Scuba and his ladies.

[Lilliex1]

What is a tank shift?

[Dottie]

M

3 axis 1

6 axis 2

[who-dat]

-8

-10

[reform]

Part II

-7

Part III

-11

[hercules1975]

What is a tank shift?

 

It's like a night shift, except it involves tanks - and can occur during the day also.

 

Have a look at the O.P.'s profile for more details

[scubadave]

updated... "Passive Maturity" has been changed to "Assertive Maturity" although it is more "non-aggressive" until somebody comes up with a better description for Quadrant 3

 

228 responses.

Edited May 22, 2014 by scubadave

[McBean007]

Im still a psycho

[am30]

updated... "Passive Maturity" has been changed to "Assertive Maturity" although it is more "non-aggressive" until somebody comes up with a better description for Quadrant 3

 

228 responses.

 

 

Why is there a sanitary pad on the chart?

[darkwar854]

 

 

I am the anti-tank shift incarnate...

 

I actually thought you'd be serious for a second, then I saw your biased options and it all went to hell.

Serious and scubadave would never be in the same sentence. It's so obvious seeing as he is a 13 year old child who can't troll.

 

He seems to have gotten your goat pretty good for someone who cant troll

 

The funny thing is that I don't try to troll.

[Darth_Rob]

-12 and -12 for me. That either makes me the game's nicest player, or the world's biggest pussy.

[mareepx]

-12 and -12 for me. That either makes me the game's nicest player, or the world's biggest pussy.

Hey, you could be both, it's possible

[scubadave]

BTW, notice the orange trendline on the chart now.

[Xyn]

Hmm, apparently so far for every female on these forums there's 11 males.

Fascinating.

[mulder84]

 

-12 and -12 for me. That either makes me the game's nicest player, or the world's biggest pussy.

Hey, you could be both, it's possible

 

Same.

 

OT:

Male

Axis 1: -12

Axis 2: -11 (I HATE being sniped)

Edited May 23, 2014 by mulder84

[Bradillac83]

I don't know where all these people are playing but I hardly come across people who don't open fire first; everyone's a Greedo.

 

Naming the axis would help naming the quadrants. Based on the questions I'd say Axis One is Aggressive vs. Passive. Axis Two is Devious vs Honest.

 

Aggressive + Devious [+/+] = War Criminal. You'll do anything for a better K/D or generally enjoy sabotaging people's games and being an asshole. The more we hate you the more you love it.

Aggressive + Honest [+/-] = Road Warrior. You have a moral code, but it's shattered from the experiences in this hell. You'll still help those in need but usually violence is the first resort.

Passive + Devious [-/+] = Rat Bastard. You're quiet, but that doesn't make you any less dangerous. You retreat only to ambush your prey later.

Passive + Honest [-/-] = Part-time. You generally stay out of the way and aren't a prick, or at least you say you aren't, as long as you don't need money.

Edited May 23, 2014 by Bradillac83

[Solo-Wing Dragoon]

Male

9 in axis 1

10 in axis 2

I definitely changed from "passive" to "agressive asshole" when the mental state was added.

Edit: actually according to the person above me i seem more like a "road warrior", but i can still be a total douche if given the chance.

Edited May 23, 2014 by DeadpoolX

[scubadave]

I don't know where all these people are playing but I hardly come across people who don't open fire first; everyone's a Greedo.

 

Naming the axis would help naming the quadrants. Based on the questions I'd say Axis One is Aggressive vs. Passive. Axis Two is Devious vs Honest.

 

Aggressive + Devious [+/+] = War Criminal. You'll do anything for a better K/D or generally enjoy sabotaging people's games and being an asshole. The more we hate you the more you love it.

Aggressive + Honest [+/-] = Road Warrior. You have a moral code, but it's shattered from the experiences in this hell. You'll still help those in need but usually violence is the first resort.

Passive + Devious [-/+] = Rat Bastard. You're quiet, but that doesn't make you any less dangerous. You retreat only to ambush your prey later.

Passive + Honest [-/-] = Part-time. You generally stay out of the way and aren't a prick, or at least you say you aren't, as long as you don't need money.

 

 

I'd say 9/10 Greedos, 1/10 non-Greedo.

 

Not wanting to influence answers, I didn't initially explain the Axes, but I will detail them now:

• You're correct, Axis 1 was intended to measure Aggressiveness, and although the negative end of the axis (-12) was initially attached to a "Passive" label, it was a misnomer because though there may be a segment that are true pacifists, the opposite of the overly aggressive in Online is probably a more mid-spectrum "non-aggressive isolationist who will become increasingly aggressive when provoked"
• For Axis 2, the intent was a less objective Mental Maturity Age value, incorporating some aspects of altruism (e.g., Kiflom dogma) and yes, deviousness, nay "a lack of scruples." An Honesty axis may have been easier to determine in 12 questions, but less valuable to this psychological profile; an honest person may still blow up documents, he just won't lie to you about it. Deviousness is closer, but wouldn't incorporate aspects like respecting the skills of players that outplayed you.

Edited May 23, 2014 by scubadave

[am30]

Hmm, apparently so far for every female on these forums there's 11 males.

Fascinating.

 

It is a bit of a suasage-fest isn't it?

[scubadave]

Hmm, apparently so far for every female on these forums there's 11 males.

Fascinating.

 

Aren't u lucky. Well, I guess that depends on which 11 males you get set up with for the Annual GTA Forums MeetUp & Excursion Weekend.

[tjor24]

Male

-11

-12

[FasterThanYou]

I think I spider.

[zimbambazibimbamba]

Male

 

-10 in Axis 1

-11 in Axis 2

[scubadave]

 

updated... "Passive Maturity" has been changed to "Assertive Maturity" although it is more "non-aggressive" until somebody comes up with a better description for Quadrant 3

 

228 responses.

 

 

Why is there a sanitary pad on the chart?

 

 

Not sure what you're referring to, but if it's the large, shaded region, then that's a heat map/cluster analysis.

 

updated chart below:

275 respondents.

[Sugar Free Nos]

 

 

Just when I thought scubadave couldn't get any more awesome, this happened:

 

 

AND this:

 

Edited May 23, 2014 by Sugar Free Nos

[am30]

Must be Scubadave's time of the month.