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GTA Online Psychological Assessment Test

scubadave

By scubadave
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GTA Forums GTA Online Psychological Assessment Test - There are no right or wrong answers. Answer quickly and spontaneously. Your first reaction is more important than a thought-out response.  

510 members have voted

  1. 1. Part I: I am a

  2. 2. Part II - Axis I: Mark ALL ANSWERS that apply to you:

    • I would rather be in a tank instead of a car
      47
    • I see a red dot on the map I go to destroy it, not avoid it
      114
    • In general, I prefer to play deathmatches/TDMs, not missions
      61
    • In future GTA Online, I would like to see nukes/WMDs/tanks/weapons instead of more missions/sports/games
      72
    • I have a $9K bounty on me and someone wastes me, I will definitely chase them down to even the score, I don?t let it slide thinking ?it?s just business?
      220
    • If I were being spawn killed or was outnumbered, I would find a tank, not a new session
      173
    • I believe Passive Mode has no place in the game, it is not a legitimate part of freemode
      84
    • Tanks are fine as they are, they are not OP
      148
    • A player in a car is driving by, I will usually shoot at them, not just watch them go by
      97
    • I prefer to engage in PvP with other players versus teaming up with them to fight off the cops
      140
    • Another player approaches on foot, I will always shoot first, just in case instead of giving them the benefit of the doubt to see what ends up happening
      153
    • If you?re on the map, you are fair game to be bombed/sniped/tanked/SMG?d
      181
    • None of these apply to me
      135

  3. 3. Part III - Axis II: Mark ALL ANSWERS that apply to you:

    • My sense of humor is most similar to a 13-year old boy
      57
    • If somebody spawn kills me in freemode with a sniper rifle from a rooftop two blocks away: He?s an a$$hole, not ?I respect those skillz"
      195
    • I would freeze a session for everyone if nobody would find out
      58
    • I should be able to play GTAO however I want, including glitches and mods, NOT just how developers and Rockstar intended
      101
    • Cash cards are idiotic and an insult NOT fine, for whoever chooses to purchase them
      138
    • I have blown up documents or sabotaged missions on purpose
      95
    • I secretly admire Rank 999 players
      17
    • I have used a tank to spawn kill players in freemode
      175
    • It is currently 9-0 in a Freemode PvP and I find out my opponent is a Level 7, I continue the slaughter? I don?t go do something else
      112
    • If somebody kills me unprovoked, I would most likely keep wasting them until they left the session NOT just even the score or ?let it go?
      239
    • I generally would never befriend someone who I?ve had a PvP with in freemode
      106
    • If I could destroy other player?s PVs without having to pay or get Bad Sport, I would
      245
    • None of these apply to me
      109

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scubadave

scubadave

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There are no right or wrong answers. Answer quickly and spontaneously. Your first reaction is more important than a thought-out response.

 

For each section, choose ALL answers that apply to you. If none apply, select the "None of these apply to me" answer. I will be creating a database and plotting the results on charts and doing spreadsheets and tables, XML, HTML, MP3, etc.

 

Scoring: +1 point for everything that applies to you, -1 point for everything that doesn't... there are 12 answers in each section.

 

After you take the poll, post your score for Parts II and III. I will provide personal ScubaDave assessments at a later point. You can self-assess by plotting your scores on the chart below. Contact somebody if you need help adding.

 

GTA Forums GTA Online Psychological Assessment Test

 

update 1: First 94 responses.

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update 2: 228 responses

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update 3: 275

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update 4: 353

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If you score as a high Quadrant 1 (red zone), please post a message, as you may be eligible for a Tank Shift.

Edit 3: If you answered "Female" to Question 1, also please message me directly with full body photo of yourself.

Edit 4: Explanation of Axes:

  • Axis 1 was intended to measure Aggressiveness, and although the negative end of the axis (-12) was initially attached to a "Passive" label, it was a misnomer because though there may be a segment that are true pacifists, the opposite of the overly aggressive in Online is probably a more mid-spectrum "non-aggressive isolationist who will become increasingly aggressive when provoked"
  • For Axis 2, the intent was a less objective Mental Maturity Age value, incorporating some aspects of altruism (e.g., Kifflom dogma) and deviousness, nay "a lack of scruples." An Honesty axis may have been easier to determine in 12 questions, but less valuable to this psychological profile; an honest person may still blow up documents, he just won't lie to you about it. Deviousness is closer, but wouldn't incorporate aspects like respecting the skills of players that outplayed you.

Edit 5: Answers actually have slightly varying values; a particular answer may be worth 1.07 points, not 1.00, for example. Thus, scores are off the minor grid lines slightly, i.e., a dot in the chart will almost never be exactly {8,-4}, for example, it may be more like {8.05,-4.12}.

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Jolly Swagman

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Looking forward to my physiological profile. I have faith that Scuba will be able to fix whatever's wrong inside me. He has to be able to do better than my current therapist who doesn't so anything but tell me they are very concerned when I describe the voices that tell me to burn things. These anti-psychotics are having some f*cked up side effects and it's very hard to sh*t or get it up now. I have faith that our saviour Scuba Dave will be able to cure what ails me and I'll be able to stop taking them.

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JaysonVoorhees

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Depends what you class as glitches and mods.

 

I totally support being able to customise and store nearly all vehicles with any paint job/plate/wheels/livery/lsc options as permissable through hex editing and some ISO mods, as well as select different character models and edit appearance as per ISO mods.

 

As for using them as a weapon/defence or griefing mechanism then no.

 

Haven't voted but otherwise I score 1 in part 2 and zero in part 3.

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Sugar Free Nos

Sugar Free Nos

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I love you, scubadave.

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E•MO•TION

E•MO•TION

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Male

0 in Axis I

8 in Axis II

 

This is kind of fun! :)

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Sugar Free Nos

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I love you, scubadave.

I'm crushed.

I thought your heart belonged to me?http://gtaforums.com/topic/679580-d1rty-m1k3-n-da-b0yz-crew-tryouts-xbox-360/

Well, this is awkward.

 

Can we not just get some sort of polygamy thing going? I bet we could acquire a reality show.

 

 

While my heart still belongs to you, I have an insatiable attraction to scubadave. I can't help myself.

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Bozzah

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axis 1: 8

axis 2: 6

 

this still doesn't explain why I got both of my accounts' characters into bad sports lobby :whistle:

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Jolly Swagman

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I love you, scubadave.

I'm crushed.

I thought your heart belonged to me?http://gtaforums.com/topic/679580-d1rty-m1k3-n-da-b0yz-crew-tryouts-xbox-360/

Well, this is awkward.

 

Can we not just get some sort of polygamy thing going? I bet we could acquire a reality show.

 

 

While my heart still belongs to you, I have an insatiable attraction to scubadave. I can't help myself.

I say yes to both the polygamy and the reality show. We could call it "Three men and a tank" or "Two tanks make a tank company, three make a crowd".

 

It's not gay if there's a tank involved.

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Sugar Free Nos

Sugar Free Nos

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2 in axis one, 4 in axis 2.

 

Thank you for this glorious test.

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Brock Elvis

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scubadave: more reliable than a real therapist and doesn't charge.

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ninjaontour

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Male

 

Axis 1: 8

Axis 2: 9

 

Without subtractions. Can't be bothered to count them lol.

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StangOne50

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Dam I scored a 16(7-9)... Sign me up scuba haha

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darkwar854

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Oh, it's made by scubadave. No wonder I was thinking what idiot was obsessed with tanks and PVP.

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CarimboHanky

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male

10 in axis 1

10 in axis 2

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Hunter54711

Hunter54711

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I might as well have Bi-polar, one moment I'm making friends with everyone then when someone one random kills me and I get ticked... Watch the hell out killing rampage

 

Or if its a low player I'll start my trials, experimenting with new ways to kill people lol

 

Mostly I'm friendly though.

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123tm123

123tm123

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none in either axis

 

f*ck you guys. shoot on sight f*ckers ruining this game.

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Jolly Swagman

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Oh yes, it's made by scubadave. No wonder it's worth reading. I was thinking it was going to be some idiot doing an introduction to phycology at their first year at university trying to analyse us and bore us with their half baked theories .

FIFY.

 

Speaking of first year uni/college students and their half baked physiological analysis what ever happened to that Friendly Lava Lamp tool?

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TubeGuy

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none in either axis

 

f*ck you guys. shoot on sight f*ckers ruining this game.

With that attitude, i would say you are in quadrant 1 but you dont want to accept it

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Choppers

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All hail the Harbinger of Tanks, Scubadave!

 

1 in axis one, 3 in axis two.

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StangOne50

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none in either axis

 

f*ck you guys. shoot on sight f*ckers ruining this game.

Obviously a victim of griefing.

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Giantsgiants

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I didn't keep track of my points, but I scored in the negatives for both axes.

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darkwar854

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Oh yes, it's made by scubadave. No wonder it's sh*t

Speaking of sh*t what ever happened to that tank thread?

 

fixed the error

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