Are You An Arsehole?

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Hi, and welcome to the Are You An Arsehole? Test.

 

This test is a 10 part Q&A session which determines whether or not you are an arsehole.

 

Feel free to take the test and check your score against our performance chart.

 

 

 

1a)Have you ever killed an opponent who was on foot, no weapon drawn, whilst you were in a tank?

 

Yes (go to 1b)

No (go to 2)

 

1b)Have you ever then driven to a players spawn point to kill him again?

 

Yes

No

 

2a) Have you ever destroyed a players personal vehicle, whilst unattended, for no reason other than for a bit of a laugh?

 

Yes (go to 2b)

No (go to 3)

 

2b)Have you ever done that whilst knowing you couldn't pay the insurance?

 

Yes

No

 

3)Have you ever shot someone in the back whilst they were robbing a store?

 

Yes

No

 

4a)Have you ever placed a sticky bomb on Simeons car and just waited till someone got close to the docks and then blew it up?

 

Yes (go to 5)

No (go to 4b)

 

4b)What about placing a sticky on the garage door/area?

 

Yes

No

 

5)Have you ever waited outside a used LSC and instantly blew up the first person that leaves?

 

Yes

No

 

6)Have you ever blown up a Titan/stunt plane that was harmlessly flying around/trying to take off/flying in formation?

 

Yes

No

 

7)Have you ever killed a player straight after a mission even though he actually helped in the mission/was better in the mission/carried you?

 

Yes

No

 

8a)Have you ever approached a stranger, acted friendly, only to shoot him in the back?

 

Yes (go to 8b)

No (go to 9)

 

8b)Did you then blow up their personal vehicle?

 

Yes

No

 

9a)Have you ever waited outside an occupied shop/clothes store/hairdressers, whilst in cover, and shot the player that leaves?

 

Yes (go to 10)

No (go to 9b)

 

9b)What about killing the cashier so the player can't finish shopping/hair cut?

 

Yes

No

 

10)Have you ever used a glitch to kill someone? (Walk glitch, floor glitch, invisible glitch)

 

Yes

No

 

 

 

Chart:

# of 'Yes'

15: You are a complete arsehole and should be banned from all games forever

 

12-14: You are an arsehole, not the worst out there, but you wish you were

 

8-11: You are a bit of an arsehole, but overall you're cool just a bit of an arsehole

 

4-7: Hmmm well ain't you good. Naughty yes, but you only like a lil bit of boat rocking. Once that water starts splashing overboard play time is over.

 

1-3: A goodie two shoes. Fair play, but come on join the wild side!

 

0: BULLsh*t

 

 

I hope you enjoyed the test. Please note that whilst our test is a good guide for you to begin with, for a full diagnosis it is advised to seek other methods of confirmation.

Edited May 21, 2014 by shootingallovertheplace

[LightningLord]

I didn't say yes to any of them so 0.

[Furry_Monkey]

Answer the following question:

 

Is this thread sh*t?

• Yes
• No

If you answered the above question then this thread is sh*t.

[RajunCajun88]

"Have you ever" should be replaced with "do you often." We all did this stuff at some point, excluding 1 or 2 for me.

[supershocked]

Im an asshole

[AlienTwo]

Shooting.... what the f*ck is the point of this? You are ruining your forum cred...

[fw3]

Somehow, my numbers added up to 17.

ugh.

[senormidget]

I'm a complete arsehole.

 

Everybodys done some of these at least once, questions should ask if you do them regularly.

[StangOne50]

dont need a test to know im an asshole : o)

[Dottie]

dont need a test to know im an asshole : o)

same here

[AlienTwo]

dont need a test to know im an asshole : o)

Maybe it was to check if we had one?

[Grand Theft Amanda]

I only have two yes. 2a and 7.

But that's only because in FM, I shoot on sight.

When I want to kill ppl for fun , I use a jet.

[SurfaceNoise]

I'm not a asshole, I'm a c*nt. A very very big c*nt. So 15.

[TreFacTor]

My whole family is the ass family...we have tshirts to prove it.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Shooting.... what the f*ck is the point of this? You are ruining your forum cred...

I dunno man, I've just gotten so bored of GTA lately that all I do now is grief other players.

[AlienTwo]

OP is like America... he abandoned this thread once he saw it was unwinnable.

Edited May 21, 2014 by AlienTwo

[Jack0711]

OP, you realize it's impossible to get 15 right?

Edited May 21, 2014 by Jack0711

[Man-Django]

I'm a fully fledged arsehole, don't need to do a survey to tell you that.

[KrazyFace]

Funny how the arseholes seem proud of it...

 

I'm a 0 BTW, and no, not BS.

 

Pissing people off is not my idea of fun, but I will continually fk-over someone who tries this sh*t on me. It's called karma, and boy is she a bitch.

[MantisFang]

I am an asshole hulk.

 

I only hulk out into an incredible asshole in the presence of other assholes.

 

:limited to and directed exclusively towards those assholes:

[wrappy]

I'm a goodie two shoes, although pilots in unarmed aircraft might disagree. =P

[Iroquois]

I got 0 too...

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

OP is like America... he abandoned this thread once he say it was unwinnable.

 

LMAO

 

OP, you realize it's impossible to get 15 right?

We'll keep level 15 as an ultimate level one should never reach.

[Man-Django]

OP is like America... he abandoned this thread once he say it was unwinnable.

After he's dragged some daft Scotsmen into it, don't worry we're always wanting a fight and are rarely sober enough to comprehend what's goin' on anyway.

[AlienTwo]

 

OP is like America... he abandoned this thread once he say it was unwinnable.

After he's dragged some daft Scotsmen into it, don't worry we're always wanting a fight and are rarely sober enough to comprehend what's goin' on anyway.

 

Haha! All we need are a few Canucks and one Polish guy and the Collation is complete!

[ChrilLe]

I can already by myself tell, that I'm one of the biggest assholes in GTA Online.

 

No test needed.

[Kracus]

I got 5.

 

4-7: Hmmm well ain't you good. Naughty yes, but you only like a lil bit of boat rocking. Once that water starts splashing overboard play time is over.

 

BUT! In my defense I killed the guy coming out of LSC cause he had a bounty, same as shooting the shop attendant, only way to get in with a gun is to shoot them so I could collect a bounty.

 

The only thing on that list I've done out of maliciousness for no reason was destroying PV's and it wasn't that I couldn't pay for it, I destroyed them in such a way that I didn't HAVE to pay for it. So really that's the only arsehole thing I've done... I really like doing that one thing for some reason... I've destroyed so many PV's and never had to pay for them.

[sash2k4plus]

I like being an arsehole. I have to to handle a lot of sh*t.

[giraffeboy]

14/15, I leave the cashier alone, don't like killing innocents

[AlienTwo]

I can already by myself tell, that I'm one of the biggest assholes in GTA Online.

 

No test needed.

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