Session Checklist

[Shootinalloveryourface]

You all know the score.

 

You've not played GTA for a few days, or in drastic cases a week or more... you've bailed on your GF, called in sick, skipped school or delayed a fap session, and now there you are, ready and available to hit GTA hard for a mega session.

 

What's your checklist?

 

Here's an example checklist:

 

Wotsits

Chocolate (any specific types?)

Tissues

Cigarettes

Beer

Weed

Laptop

Phone with GTA:OF loaded up

Squash

 

Here's my checklist:

Wotsits

Chocolate (any specific types?)

Tissues

E-Cigarettes

Weed

Laptop

Phone with GTA:OF loaded up

Squash

 

In respect to the chocolate, I'm somewhat intrigued with what the Americans choose. I got a load of imported peanut butter M&Ms here and I must say it's devastatingly delicious.

[marco-polo]

Laptop - GTAF

Headset

[GTAMYBABIES]

You all know the score.

 

You've not played GTA for a few days, or in drastic cases a week or more... you've bailed on your GF, called in sick, skipped school or delayed a fap session, and now there you are, ready and available to hit GTA hard for a mega session.

 

What's your checklist?

 

Here's an example checklist:

 

Wotsits

Chocolate (any specific types?)

Tissues

Cigarettes

Beer

Weed

Laptop

Phone with GTA:OF loaded up

Squash

 

Here's my checklist:

Wotsits

Chocolate (any specific types?)

Tissues

E-Cigarettes

Weed

Laptop

Phone with GTA:OF loaded up

Squash

 

In respect to the chocolate, I'm somewhat intrigued with what the Americans choose. I got a load of imported peanut butter M&Ms here and I must say it's devastatingly delicious.

Reeses pieces kicks m and m's ass

[AWEMYGOD]

Lol, the example checklist is exactly the same as your checklist. What a fukcing coincidence.

[h4l]

The tissues are for the stripclub?

[CrysisAverted]

Astros

Ethernet

Sammich

porn

GTAF open on Ipad

PC recording every instance of action

Regret after all the effort disconnecting every time I just begin to have fun

[sash2k4plus]

Can't, hate getting sh*t on my controllers. I drink Dr. Pepper like a fish.

[Bongsquirrel]

Beer, weed & smokes and im good to go. Have to have all 3 or im not playing

Edited May 20, 2014 by Bongsquirrel

[CrazyRay]

...you've bailed on your GF...

Yeah, right, so I can hear about it for months or years...

...or delayed a fap session...

Never

 

...I got a load of imported peanut butter M&Ms here and I must say it's devastatingly delicious.

Reese's Pieces are better, M&Ms tried, but they didn't win

[JiNX77]

Electricity and Internet connection. All that other stuff is only steps away in the kitchen if I really need it. Aside from the beer and weed I tend to forget that I had food out until I go back an hour later and it's cold. Can you clarify squash for us Yanks, I only know it as the gourd or racquet sport.

[paulmgrath]

^^ its cordial, fruit juice concentrate just add water to dilute it.

Reeces pieces we dont get them in UK i think

Edited May 20, 2014 by paulmgrath

[dlow]

Beer in this order

1. six pack

2. a cube

3. a keg

all 3 must be present

[paulmgrath]

Just 1 - sh*tbucket

[GTA Forums User99521]

1.Mic

2.Remote

3.Phone

4.?????

5.Profit

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Lol, the example checklist is exactly the same as your checklist. What a fukcing coincidence.

There are actually two distinct differences

 

 

The tissues are for the stripclub?

They are for victims of my griefing.

 

 

...you've bailed on your GF...

Yeah, right, so I can hear about it for months or years...

...or delayed a fap session...

Never

...I got a load of imported peanut butter M&Ms here and I must say it's devastatingly delicious.

Reese's Pieces are better, M&Ms tried, but they didn't win

-GTA > GF

-Fair play ditto

-What are these reese's pieces? Had never heard of 'em before.

 

Electricity and Internet connection. All that other stuff is only steps away in the kitchen if I really need it. Aside from the beer and weed I tend to forget that I had food out until I go back an hour later and it's cold. Can you clarify squash for us Yanks, I only know it as the gourd or racquet sport.

 

^^ its cordial, fruit juice concentrate just add water to dilute it.

Reeces pieces we dont get them in UK i think

Yeah that's it. Orange squash, apple squash, pineapple squash, tropical squash etc etc

 

We have Reeces but nay no pieces.

 

I do wonder if anyone has Twinkies on their checklist, I imported some a couple years back. So fluffy and gooey and just all round lovely.

Edited May 20, 2014 by shootingallovertheplace

[LuapYllier]

I keep the food and drinks in the kitchen, smokes outside, crapper where it belongs and the GF on standby...forces me to get up now and then.

[redpoint]

What the hell are you doing with the tissues???!!!!

[LightningLord]

I don't get it.

[Bongsquirrel]

What the hell are you doing with the tissues???!!!!

 

This WTF Haha.. You sicko

[rickreim]

Caffeine pills

Diapers

Ham Sandwich

[mondayonfire]

weed, soda..

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

What the hell are you doing with the tissues???!!!!

This WTF Haha.. You sicko

It's for the tears of my griefing victims.

 

Sicko!

[kjahcleveland]

Bowl, nugs, vitamin water, headset.

[Sugar Free Nos]

E-Cigarettes

 

Sorry, this is completely off-topic but I saw this, thought of this video, and had a giggle.

 

 

[Dottie]

Mic

Party chat

Tank for greifin or cruisin

[Forager]

a.m. session:

 

Weed

Smokes

Coffee

 

p.m. session:

 

Weed

Smokes

Beer

[johnboiuk]

Headset

Cigarettes

Lighter

Ashtray

Smoking Jacket

Coffee

[xoC18H21NO3xo]

Daily grinding Session:

Coffee

Cigarettes

Anti-hemorrhoid chair cushion

Laptop: Social Club, GTAF,Google Translate tabs open on Chrome, Excel Spreadsheet to record my daily activities; Pimsleur's French on WinAmp

HDPVR

 

Update/DLC Eve Session:

All of the above

1 Vyvanse

Chinese or Italian take-out

Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate bar

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

E-Cigarettes

 

Sorry, this is completely off-topic but I saw this, thought of this video, and had a giggle.

 

 

Whilst I feel that smug, I don't act that smug. The light draws too much attention, the first girl who saw me with it said "oh my god you look so gay"

[AlienTwo]

Wotsits

Phone with GTA:OF loaded up

Squash

 

In respect to the chocolate, I'm somewhat intrigued with what the Americans choose. I got a load of imported peanut butter M&Ms here and I must say it's devastatingly delicious.

Questions first;

 

What is a Wotsits? What is GTA:OF? Really? Squash? Like the vegetable gourd? Things sure different over there...

 

And, as an American, I prefer pure chocolate. Like a nice clean Hershey bar, or a Lindts

 

But, my checklist is this...

 

Red Eye (from smoking in the garage... having kids changes things)

Laptop with GTA:F loaded

Pop of some type

Wireless Headset (mostly just in case someone cool is on, I usually go without but I have it ready to use anyway)

No food as I would just gorge myself and us Americans don't need more fatties to be poked fun of.