How should we prepare for heists?

[dadebluntss]

I think they will live up to the hype.

Mostly because its been so f*cking long all the hype is gone.

[ArcadeWilliamz]

Heists are just going to be supermarket hold ups.

[ezfaun]

I'd love to rob a Burger Shot though. God knows how much money I'll make from there.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Quite simple really

 

1. Wait for Heist to come out.

2. Find out what we have to do.

3. Prepare what you need.

 

But this reminds me of threads i saw popping up back in November and December these kiddies were making "Heist Practice Threads" and/or "Crew Practice Crews" and they would say "Join our crew and practice for the up-coming heist now so you will be ever ready and prepared and i didn't see them anymore after the new year,

[rickreim]

Heists? I thought they were gonna be called Schiests?

 

Practice first with some Gruppe 6

[Crunch McThornbody]

Go to your local camping store and buy a balaclava.

[Euthanasia0101]

We should buy extra butt lube, because R* is going to f*ck us BIG time! Again.

[BoJack Cognac]

"How should we prepare for heists?"

With lawn-chairs.

[PoeticWhisper]

How should "we" prepare? Seem most the people on this site shoot down this thread cause even IF the heists are linear they will be too stupid to make their own fun. People would rather be told that to do instead of play outside the lines.

[Relative007]

No Idea, but you will find out SOON.

 

On a slightly more serious note (sarcasm), they actually said more information would be given about the heists soon also and this has not been given either.

[ultim84]

The same way you should prepare for your retirement!

 

I wonder wich will come first.....

[luisniko]

 

Heists will be out soon

-Rockstar, October 2013

Heists will be out soon

-Rockstar, April 2014

 

Stay tuned to hear more news about Heist which is coming soon

-Rockstar, May 2014

[B1naryx]

Best way to prepare is forget about them lol, we're never going to get them.

[BrokenLizard]

Does anybody even look forward to heists anymore?

 

If half these ppl on here had balls, I'd start a boycott of this game. See how R* likes losing money.

[Maxxeine]

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Edited August 25, 2018 by The7thOne

[BrokenLizard]

 

 

Quite simple really

 

1. Wait for Heist to come out.

2. Find out what we have to do.

3. Prepare what you need.

 

But this reminds me of threads i saw popping up back in November and December these kiddies were making "Heist Practice Threads" and/or "Crew Practice Crews" and they would say "Join our crew and practice for the up-coming heist now so you will be ever ready and prepared and i didn't see them anymore after the new year,

Interesting. "Join us for heists" sound like they just want members.

Does anybody even look forward to heists anymore?

 

If half these ppl on here had balls, I'd start a boycott of this game. See how R* likes losing money.

Haha. If there was a boycott, who knows, maybe R* will, say, revert RR to the way it used to be (seen here on my picture)

Anyways, maybe they would lower the prices of everything in the game. Actually, this would make a good thread.

PM me some ideas. I'll start one.

[Gallioni]

Buy an exemplar. It will most likely be the best getaway vehicle considering its a heavy car, plus its a 4 seater.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

Does anybody even look forward to heists anymore?

 

If half these ppl on here had balls, I'd start a boycott of this game. See how R* likes losing money.

Most of the people have just given up with this game and the heists. It's bulls*it that we've had to wait over seven months for the heist. People were so hyped for it before but after waiting seven months, we're already expecting heist to suck.

 

and they've already lost a bunch of money from the money glitches and billionaire days of GTA Online.

Edited May 23, 2014 by Awesom-0

[Il-Shadow]

Buy a Weeny Issi.

 

Practice driving it like a lunatic.

 

Drive into the bank.

 

Drive out of the bank.

 

Stick Issi with Sticky Bomb.

 

Blow yourself up.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

We should prepare for the heist by preparing to be disappointed.

[kushnstien]

Stop hyping up heist.

 

Whats the point of preparing for it, once you get the heist money.. what are you going to spend it on? Your 5th chrome adder?

[Pfister Comet]

 

 

 

Heists will be out soon

-Rockstar, October 2013

Heists will be out soon

-Rockstar, April 2014

 

Stay tuned to hear more news about Heist which is coming soon

-Rockstar, May 2014

Heists will come in a few weeks or so

-Rockstar, June 2014

[sweetbrother]

Heists are never coming out.

 

Its really sad to see people just give up on major content like this. Is this what gamers have become this generation? Settling for half-assed stuff. You guys have no backbone.

 

It WILL come out in June its been confirmed. 23 May - Its not long now is it.

[Chrunchip]

Prepare for heists by lowering your expectations.

+1

 

Did u prepare urself for LS Connection or RR? No? There we go...

[BamaGoodfella]

Well since none of us knows what to expect from heists, my only suggestion would be to find an active crew that fits your personality.

[hesselgren]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQu8p4DoH2M

[saintsrow]

 

Does anybody even look forward to heists anymore?

 

If half these ppl on here had balls, I'd start a boycott of this game. See how R* likes losing money.

Most of the people have just given up with this game and the heists. It's bulls*it that we've had to wait over seven months for the heist. People were so hyped for it before but after waiting seven months, we're already expecting heist to suck.

Come on, now. I'm sure that Rockstar will announce that heists are in full development, sometime before the end of the year.

[tjor24]

Prepare to be disappointed. Honestly, I expect them to be fun, pay a decent amount but nothing crazy. The problem is some people are expecting to be blown away, which I can't see happening. They'll probably be complicated missions and within a week tops some kids will cry that they are boring already etc...It's not a new game it's just an add on!!

 

Also I wouldn't be surprised if R* makes us PAY to play heists(just a crazy theory) and/or a cool down period or time limit.

 

What should you do?? Well here's some options.

 

-Make sure you're fully loaded on weapons/ammo

 

-Buy a super car and full mod it

 

-Get a 4 door vehicle like an Exemplar and full mod it.

 

-.Practice robbing stores, use them as mini heists to work as a team

 

-Learn the locations of the banks and the depository as those could be locations and plan escape routes

 

-Get your crew together and establish potential roles and a plan.

 

-And of course make sure you own an apartment with a planning room(in case that actually matters)

 

That's all I got for you noobs. Good luck.

[Il-Shadow]

Prepare to be disappointed. Honestly, I expect them to be fun, pay a decent amount but nothing crazy. The problem is some people are expecting to be blown away, which I can't see happening. They'll probably be complicated missions and within a week tops some kids will cry that they are boring already etc...It's not a new game it's just an add on!!

 

Also I wouldn't be surprised if R* makes us PAY to play heists(just a crazy theory) and/or a cool down period or time limit.

 

What should you do?? Well here's some options.

 

-Make sure you're fully loaded on weapons/ammo

 

-Buy a super car and full mod it

 

-Get a 4 door vehicle like an Exemplar and full mod it.

 

-.Practice robbing stores, use them as mini heists to work as a team

 

-Learn the locations of the banks and the depository as those could be locations and plan escape routes

 

-Get your crew together and establish potential roles and a plan.

 

-And of course make sure you own an apartment with a planning room(in case that actually matters)

 

That's all I got for you noobs. Good luck.

Thats actually really good advice. (note: not sarcasm)

 

Do not ever attempt to replicate the things they do in heist practice on Let's Play from the Roosterteeth boys, while heavily amusing they will be detrimental to your overall success (Note: fairly certain they all died robbing a convience store)

[The_darkest_side]

Heists lol. Prepare for them to suck massive donkey dick, if in fact they ever come out. Most ppl stopped playing this ages ago and the majority of those that remain are just terrible at the game. Heists will suck and the payout will be insulting.