"Jazz Hands" = A sign of "I come in peace"?

[V. Doom]

Which jazz hands you talking about? The regular one or the double click one? Cause the regular one looks more like a taunt while the double click one is hilarious.

[Skakdiann]

"I come in peace"? Come on, it really means: "Kill me please" for everyone in the whole GTAO world since the 1.13 came up

[Gridl0k]

Constant Jazz Hands in a Bifta or cabrio or similar while the driver is trying to shoot the RR document guy = best thing ever. I think I made a squeaker puke, he was so angry.

[Furry_Monkey]

Try double-click thrusting. Regular thrust is like a teenager showing you how to have sex, but the double-click thrust is more mature, and shows a more experience love-making technique.

 

Once people see that you're an experience love-maker then everything's cool. Or they'll shoot you or drive over you. Whichever.

 

Probably best to auto-shotgun their face rather then perform an action. At least you're in control that way.

Edited May 16, 2014 by Furry_Monkey

[Gridl0k]

Slow clap and face palm round out jerk as the perfect combo for dealing with wall-hackers

[rabid_white_dog]

I had some guy come up jazz handing me and I shot in the face with a shotgun. Problem solved.

[Gridl0k]

I had some guy come up jazz handing me and I shot in the face with a shotgun. Problem solved.

 

Looks like we got ourselves... Oh, f*ck it.

[rabid_white_dog]

a what? a player? love to see you on the game sometime...

[CatchMeTrolling]

Jazz hands is a funny way to taunt people

[saintsrow]

Come on now you should already know you cant make friends in gta.

 

The funny thing is, on social media, they quickly did away with the "dislike" button because everyone got way more dislikes than likes. In GTA0, it's the opposite. There is no way to express "like," only "disklike," in the form of bullets, bombs or hit-n-runs.

 

Now if only GTA0 could become a social media platform (or a forum) where I can take a minigun to somebody if I don't like what they are saying.

[TheJasonGallant]

It works more or less... Try doing it a few times, they may kill you at first and change their mind. That happened to me. I usually play with a mic too so...

[am30]

There is no such thing as "I come in peace" in free-roam.

 

 

you dnt make friends you make more kills

Ladies and gents, what's wrong with the GTAO community in full throw. Marvel at his eloquence. Be amazed by his candor. [/sarcasm]

 

 

Sadly he's not wrong though. It's kill or be killed in free-roam irrespective of if that is how you wish to play or not. The mental state thing will only make it worse.

[prestonchan]

for me that looks like "yeah shot me, shot me you dump mother f*cker"

salute unarmed is still the best friendly sign

[RAS_ZeroZ]

I love jazz hands lol.. best gesture next to thrusting. It's great in passive mode.. it's not surrender.. it's mocking the idiot with the autoshotty

[Testarossa]

More like "oooooh what'cha gon' doooo"

[JON22]

......naaah. When I go passive I just drink Pisswasser and give random players the finger while drunk walking. I plan to add picking my nose to that list

[JRC99]

The double click air thrust and (double click) Facepalm made me laugh for 5 minutes.

[Mr Walker]

you dnt make friends you make more kills

Think of how different your life will be when you get your first pube....