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[Cudwieser]

 

 

 

Doctor, i have this really sharp pain when i pass stool. There is also blood on the tissue after wiping. Its been going on for over a year now and is really uncomfortable. Thanks in advance

I think you may have internal bleeding that is causing your problems. Have you tried taking a colon test?

No i have not taken any tests and feel embarrased to go to my GP about this. I dont think it is internal seen as the blood is really bright in colour and its my anus that hurts/stings.

You might have a serious anal infection from Lester molesting and raping you for all these years unprotected as a result in you bleeding continuously. If the blood gets dark in color, then you should have it check. I think you need the penis out of your anal for about a month and a half to give it a rest from intercourse.

 

Or put this teddy bear up there. It's quite comfortable.

Edited May 15, 2014 by Cudwieser

[GTAForums.Talk]

 

 

Ah, have you been to any parties lately? Like some that you don't remember the last 12 hours?

Not at all and i stated the fact that it has been going on for a year now

 

Yea, you did. Sorry I got distracted counting my toes.

 

Your special needs are very interesting. I think you could do a reality show to teach other people with special needs how to do talented skills like counting toes and etc. Edited May 15, 2014 by GTAForums.Talk

[KristoLewis]

You might have a serious anal infection from Lester molesting and raping you for all these years unprotected as a result in you bleeding continuously. If the blood gets dark in color, then you should have it check. I think you need the penis out of your anal for about a month and a half to give it a rest from intercourse.

Oh I see, i shall go and discuss this with my partner, thanks doctor!

[backward_axis]

Dr.,

 

I think the Elegy is an overrated POS on rails. Everyone else seems to disagree, and it is beginning to give me feelings of alienation and anxiety. Should I kill myself or should I GTFO?

 

Any help regarding this issue, or any info as to WTF a Gerald is, would be greatly appreciated.

[Lorajet]

Hey - I thought we were discussing MY problems.

Edited May 15, 2014 by BlackSquirrel

[GTAForums.Talk]

 

You might have a serious anal infection from Lester molesting and raping you for all these years unprotected as a result in you bleeding continuously. If the blood gets dark in color, then you should have it check. I think you need the penis out of your anal for about a month and a half to give it a rest from intercourse.

Oh I see, i shall go and discuss this with my partner, thanks doctor!

Be safe and use a condom. Who knows where Lester's been.

Dr.,

 

I think the Elegy is an overrated POS on rails. Everyone else seems to disagree, and it is beginning to give me feelings of alienation and anxiety. Should I kill myself or should I GTFO?

 

Any help regarding this issue, or any info as to WTF a Gerald is, would be greatly appreciated.

Suicide is the option if you want to escape the drama.

Is anyone else affected by the molestation performed by Lester in the time of November 12 - May 15?

[Cudwieser]

 

Dr.,

 

I think the Elegy is an overrated POS on rails. Everyone else seems to disagree, and it is beginning to give me feelings of alienation and anxiety. Should I kill myself or should I GTFO?

 

Any help regarding this issue, or any info as to WTF a Gerald is, would be greatly appreciated.

Suicide is the option if you want to escape the drama.

 

Some therapy that is. Do some work Dr. Just sticky the POS and fertilise the world. The stress relief is amazing.

Edited May 15, 2014 by Cudwieser

[GTAForums.Talk]

 

 

 

 

You might have a serious anal infection from Lester molesting and raping you for all these years unprotected as a result in you bleeding continuously. If the blood gets dark in color, then you should have it check. I think you need the penis out of your anal for about a month and a half to give it a rest from intercourse.

Oh I see, i shall go and discuss this with my partner, thanks doctor!

Be safe and use a condom. Who knows where Lester's been.

Dr.,

 

I think the Elegy is an overrated POS on rails. Everyone else seems to disagree, and it is beginning to give me feelings of alienation and anxiety. Should I kill myself or should I GTFO?

 

Any help regarding this issue, or any info as to WTF a Gerald is, would be greatly appreciated.

Suicide is the option if you want to escape the drama.

 

Some therapy that is. Just sticky the POS and fertilise the world. The stress relief is amazing.

You can try visiting Lester's home when he isn't there to snatch his prostitutes and have a great time! Smoke some crack while you're at it! Relieving stress has never been so easy!

[Lorajet]

I stop by the all the time. The prostitutes are free and so is the crack. Well, when Lester isn't there

[Cudwieser]

 

 

 

 

You might have a serious anal infection from Lester molesting and raping you for all these years unprotected as a result in you bleeding continuously. If the blood gets dark in color, then you should have it check. I think you need the penis out of your anal for about a month and a half to give it a rest from intercourse.

Oh I see, i shall go and discuss this with my partner, thanks doctor!

Be safe and use a condom. Who knows where Lester's been.

Dr.,

I think the Elegy is an overrated POS on rails. Everyone else seems to disagree, and it is beginning to give me feelings of alienation and anxiety. Should I kill myself or should I GTFO?

Any help regarding this issue, or any info as to WTF a Gerald is, would be greatly appreciated.

Suicide is the option if you want to escape the drama.

Some therapy that is. Just sticky the POS and fertilise the world. The stress relief is amazing.
You can try visiting Lester's home when he isn't there to snatch his prostitutes and have a great time! Smoke some crack while you're at it! Relieving stress has never been so easy!

 

Fancy relieving my stress later Dr. Bring the whip

Edited May 15, 2014 by Cudwieser

[LoonySpangles]

Sandra, I think that the stormy weather in particular lightning but not so much the thunder, is affecting my sniping aim on high mental state players. So much so, I'm considering going into an early offline retirement and do some under water basket weaving as a counter measure. Please help.

[Cudwieser]

wear a snorkle

[Lorajet]

Hey, Doctor, when the hell are we getting back to my special needs? AND MY ANGER ISSUES.

[LoonySpangles]

Hey, Doctor, when the hell are we getting back to my special needs? AND MY ANGER ISSUES.

 

You feeling angry? or you just have issues?

GTA world will surely help those feelings....?

[Cudwieser]

Shouldn't say no to killing the ignorant and unaware.

[Trademark]

I have a few problems, doc. Firstly, whenever I'm at a friends apartment I always drink myself to the point where I black out. Secondly, when I'm at the strip club I always go for the liquor and I don't even bother with the women. It seems in my down time all I do is have a pack of Redwoods and crack open a case of Pisswasser. It's gotten to the point where my friends are concerned for my well-being. I need help before this stuff gets me killed. Right now I got half of Bolivia up my nose and I can never seem to get the needle out of my arm. I'm f*cked up, doc. I'm rich, I'm miserable...

[Lorajet]

 

Hey, Doctor, when the hell are we getting back to my special needs? AND MY ANGER ISSUES.

You feeling angry? or you just have issues?

GTA world will surely help those feelings....?

 

 

Wow, are you our new therapist?

[LoonySpangles]

I have a few problems, doc. Firstly, whenever I'm at a friends apartment I always drink myself to the point where I black out. Secondly, when I'm at the strip club I always go for the liquor and I don't even bother with the women. It seems in my down time all I do is have a pack of Redwoods and crack open a case of Pisswasser. It's gotten to the point where my friends are concerned for my well-being. I need help before this stuff gets me killed. Right now I got half of Bolivia up my nose and I can never seem to get the needle out of my arm. I'm f*cked up, doc. I'm rich, I'm miserable...

 

Don't worry really, you are just like all the rich and so called famous.... here's to a happy permanent black out ending.

 

 

Hey, Doctor, when the hell are we getting back to my special needs? AND MY ANGER ISSUES.

You feeling angry? or you just have issues?

GTA world will surely help those feelings....?

 

 

Wow, are you our new therapist?

 

 

If you are feeling better, then I must be, although on a temporary understanding, just don't backstab me and we will do fine.

[Lorajet]

The other therapist came over to my apartment and gave me a personal palm reading.....will you come over in about an hour?

[GTAForums.Talk]

Sorry. I have to go right now. I need to have a gang bang with my patients to cure their loneliness.

[Lorajet]

Me! Me! Me!

[Cudwieser]

Can I cum?

[Lorajet]

Hey doctor, you didn't give us the address...??? Oh, right, 123 In Your Dreams

Edited May 15, 2014 by BlackSquirrel

[LoonySpangles]

The other therapist came over to my apartment and gave me a personal palm reading.....will you come over in about an hour?

 

I only do feet, hands make me nervous like they will suddenly grab my throat or something.

I also set fire to feet as a free bonus.

Sorry. I have to go right now. I need to have a gang bang with my patients to cure their loneliness.

 

STD sharing? Good luck!

[Lorajet]

Rats, and I thought I was going to get lucky

[LoonySpangles]

Rats, and I thought I was going to get lucky

 

Try some real casino or lottery you may still have it. Anyway I'm just travelling out of Eclipse Tower and some joker has parked a massive truck just outside the garage doors of spawn. Cant get out and push it ...go the long way? No, i just find a new server. Oh dear.

Edited May 15, 2014 by LoonySpangles

[Lorajet]

That might be me. I found out where you live, cupcake.

[GTAForums.Talk]

Still molesting my hamster. She likes it.

[Da2ndComing]

Prostitutes don't like me.

My penis is micro sized.

I have to pay them extra. ;_;

*Commits Suicide*

Spawns around the block.

FML

[Wombater]

Hi, my name's Madison. I drive daily through the Hills, and up to Martin's house. So, you know Natalie? The little biatch? Well, yes, He's cheating on her with me. He paid for my Adder, my Massacro, my Huntley and even my new apartment. Should I kill Natalie? Or should I let her find out and stealth-kill her in her sleep? Thanks doc. And yes, I am a rich biatch, a slut and a sugar daddy's girl. Jealous?