GTA Online Therapist. Post Your Concerns.

[GTAForums.Talk]

Hello, my name is Sandra. I am a therapist that specializes in problems you may be facing in GTA Online.

 

I have made this thread to focus on those who have negative and positive feedbacks about the new High Life DLC.

 

I will be answering, hoping to provide helpful information to help satisfy your gameplay. Whatever it is, post your feedbacks below.

 

Thank you.

Edited May 15, 2014 by GTAForums.Talk

[Cudwieser]

I've a problem. Too many therapists in this thread. Can you suggest something for it?

[Lorajet]

I don't grind Rooftop, but if I'm visiting Lester it is a LONG way to the mission....like, I've got to pack a lunch or something

Edited May 15, 2014 by BlackSquirrel

[GTAForums.Talk]

I've a problem. Too many therapists in this thread. Can you suggest something for it?

Sorry. Your response isn't relevant to online gameplay concerns. But thank you for sharing your thoughts about too many therapists helping out players.

I don't grind Rooftop, but if I'm visiting Lester it is a LONG way to the mission....like, I've got to pack a lunch or something

You can enter the rooftop mission by entering the pause menu to the mission section and look for the specific mission. You must be level 75 and over to have the mission appear on your list. If not, you can have someone with the required level to invite you.

 

In the meantime, visiting Lester is a great way to unlock tasks the next time you call him. However the drive can be long at times.

[Jizzle2014]

I feel like lester doesent really love me should I give him a back rub

[Lorajet]

That is the only way I get to the mission, is through the pause menu. And, I'm level 154 so no problem there.

 

Are you a certified therapist or do you also do palm reading?

[GTAForums.Talk]

I feel like lester doesent really love me should I give him a back rub

I think Lester is an individual who would prefer to spend time alone in the country while smoking crack. Unfortunately his drug habit has prohibited him from having the chance to contact players more frequently. Maybe pay him a visit at his trailer to cheer him up. Who doesn't love a back rub?

[Lorajet]

This is just getting weird

[GTAForums.Talk]

That is the only way I get to the mission, is through the pause menu. And, I'm level 154 so no problem there.

 

Are you a certified therapist or do you also do palm reading?

I am certainly certified. I can do palm readings in person if this is really necessary.

[Lorajet]

Well, in that case, can you come over to my apartment later?

[Jizzle2014]

 

I feel like lester doesent really love me should I give him a back rub

I think Lester is an individual who would prefer to spend time alone in the country while smoking crack. Unfortunately his drug habit has prohibited him from having the chance to contact players more frequently. Maybe pay him a visit at his trailer to cheer him up. Who doesn't love a back rub?

But lester the molester lives in East LS you dimbus I drive past his house in el burro heights and whack off at least twice a week

[GTAForums.Talk]

Well, in that case, can you come over to my apartment later?

Of corse.

 

 

I feel like lester doesent really love me should I give him a back rub

I think Lester is an individual who would prefer to spend time alone in the country while smoking crack. Unfortunately his drug habit has prohibited him from having the chance to contact players more frequently. Maybe pay him a visit at his trailer to cheer him up. Who doesn't love a back rub?

But lester the molester lives in East LS you dimbus I drive past his house in el burro heights and whack off at least twice a week

Have you been a victim of molestation by Lester and would you like to talk about it openly and share you experience with myself and others? Good benefits can come from this.

[Lorajet]

I think we'd all like to hear about this

[GTAForums.Talk]

I think we'd all like to hear about this

Let's hope Jizzie is comfortable sharing her personal matters with us. We can learn and come forward from this.

[Cudwieser]

 

Well, in that case, can you come over to my apartment later?

Of corse.

Can you come around mine after. In your underwear. Or not.

[Jizzle2014]

 

Well, in that case, can you come over to my apartment later?

Of corse.

 

 

I feel like lester doesent really love me should I give him a back rub

I think Lester is an individual who would prefer to spend time alone in the country while smoking crack. Unfortunately his drug habit has prohibited him from having the chance to contact players more frequently. Maybe pay him a visit at his trailer to cheer him up. Who doesn't love a back rub?

But lester the molester lives in East LS you dimbus I drive past his house in el burro heights and whack off at least twice a weekHave you been a victim of molestation by Lester and would you like to talk about it openly and share you experience with myself and others? Good benefits can come from this.

I don't call him lester the molester for nothing

[GTAForums.Talk]

 

 

Well, in that case, can you come over to my apartment later?

Of corse.

 

 

I feel like lester doesent really love me should I give him a back rub

I think Lester is an individual who would prefer to spend time alone in the country while smoking crack. Unfortunately his drug habit has prohibited him from having the chance to contact players more frequently. Maybe pay him a visit at his trailer to cheer him up. Who doesn't love a back rub?

But lester the molester lives in East LS you dimbus I drive past his house in el burro heights and whack off at least twice a weekHave you been a victim of molestation by Lester and would you like to talk about it openly and share you experience with myself and others? Good benefits can come from this.I don't call him lester the molester for nothing

I am happy that you acknowledge that Lester has molested you and that you are making changes to come past the terrifying day.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, in that case, can you come over to my apartment later?

Of corse.

Can you come around mine after. In your underwear. Or not.

Anything to satisfy you, yes.

[Lorajet]

He seemed like such a nice person, didn't say much, but always smiled and gave us candy

[Cudwieser]

Was that before or after you put him in that wheel chair?

[GTAForums.Talk]

He seemed like such a nice person, didn't say much, but always smiled and gave us candy

Ah. Lester and his candy tricks to molest innocent children and adults. Let's all learn from this and never accept candy from a stranger, no matter how much crack he may have or how big his penis is. Okay?

 

And when he gave you candy. Did you notice anything suspicious, like prostitutes in his vehicle?

[KristoLewis]

Doctor, i have this really sharp pain when i pass stool. There is also blood on the tissue after wiping. Its been going on for over a year now and is really uncomfortable. Thanks in advance

[GTAForums.Talk]

Doctor, i have this really sharp pain when i pass stool. There is also blood on the tissue after wiping. Its been going on for over a year now and is really uncomfortable. Thanks in advance

I think you may have internal bleeding that is causing your problems. Have you tried taking a colon test?

[Lorajet]

 

He seemed like such a nice person, didn't say much, but always smiled and gave us candy

Ah. Lester and his candy tricks to molest innocent children and adults. Let's all learn from this and never accept candy from a stranger, no matter how much crack he may have or how big his penis is. Okay?

 

And when he gave you candy. Did you notice anything suspicious, like prostitutes in his vehicle?

 

Well, yes. But he said they were my aunts, so it was okay. They had some nice t*ts on them, though.

[Cudwieser]

 

Doctor, i have this really sharp pain when i pass stool. There is also blood on the tissue after wiping. Its been going on for over a year now and is really uncomfortable. Thanks in advance

I think you may have internal bleeding that is causing your problems. Have you tried taking a colon test?

 

Or taking the gnome out of your arse

[KristoLewis]

 

Doctor, i have this really sharp pain when i pass stool. There is also blood on the tissue after wiping. Its been going on for over a year now and is really uncomfortable. Thanks in advance

I think you may have internal bleeding that is causing your problems. Have you tried taking a colon test?No i have not taken any tests and feel embarrased to go to my GP about this. I dont think it is internal seen as the blood is really bright in colour and its my anus that hurts/stings.

[Lorajet]

Ah, have you been to any parties lately? Like some that you don't remember the last 12 hours?

[GTAForums.Talk]

 

 

He seemed like such a nice person, didn't say much, but always smiled and gave us candy

Ah. Lester and his candy tricks to molest innocent children and adults. Let's all learn from this and never accept candy from a stranger, no matter how much crack he may have or how big his penis is. Okay?

 

And when he gave you candy. Did you notice anything suspicious, like prostitutes in his vehicle?

Well, yes. But he said they were my aunts, so it was okay. They had some nice t*ts on them, though.

I am starting to think that Lester is beginning a prostitution ring by having females join by him molesting them and holding them hostage mentally. I would contact the Blood Gang.

[KristoLewis]

Ah, have you been to any parties lately? Like some that you don't remember the last 12 hours?

Not at all and i stated the fact that it has been going on for a year now

[GTAForums.Talk]

 

 

Doctor, i have this really sharp pain when i pass stool. There is also blood on the tissue after wiping. Its been going on for over a year now and is really uncomfortable. Thanks in advance

I think you may have internal bleeding that is causing your problems. Have you tried taking a colon test?

No i have not taken any tests and feel embarrased to go to my GP about this. I dont think it is internal seen as the blood is really bright in colour and its my anus that hurts/stings.

You might have a serious anal infection from Lester molesting and raping you for all these years unprotected as a result in you bleeding continuously. If the blood gets dark in color, then you should have it check. I think you need the penis out of your anal for about a month and a half to give it a rest from intercourse.

[Lorajet]

 

Ah, have you been to any parties lately? Like some that you don't remember the last 12 hours?

Not at all and i stated the fact that it has been going on for a year now

 

Yea, you did. Sorry I got distracted counting my toes.