ByePolar Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Fraud and fail. Satan is woman. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn! Xyn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 When I read the topic title I initially thought the Federal Reserve was getting a face lift. Nevermind. a20characterusername, IVIechanomics and Mr. Scratch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xl anthrax lX Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm sorry to tell you but lucifer does not actually have the visage of the goat. -In the bible it is told he was one of the arch angels, which means he looks like a pretty bloke with wings. All that goat head and hooves and tail crap was invented by catholic church. Of course, many people are so stupid they actually believe it all... You think an angel would look pretty? Ok whether or not you believe in god or whats written in the bible, an angel would not be pretty. There's a reason that every time an angel appears to someone in the bible they have to say "Do not be afraid". Its because they are f*ckin warriors of god. A warrior of god is not a pretty sight. These dudes f*ckin kill sh*t in the name of god. Not pretty. GTA36362355 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. What could be a better "f*ck you" to the religious right than a satan statue sitting right next to their precious Ten Commandments monument they were seemingly willing to spill blood over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm sorry to tell you but lucifer does not actually have the visage of the goat. -In the bible it is told he was one of the arch angels, which means he looks like a pretty bloke with wings. All that goat head and hooves and tail crap was invented by catholic church. Of course, many people are so stupid they actually believe it all... You think an angel would look pretty? Ok whether or not you believe in god or whats written in the bible, an angel would not be pretty. There's a reason that every time an angel appears to someone in the bible they have to say "Do not be afraid". Its because they are f*ckin warriors of god. A warrior of god is not a pretty sight. These dudes f*ckin kill sh*t in the name of god. Not pretty. It's kinda ugly, but it doesn't look much like a warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. What could be a better "f*ck you" to the religious right than a satan statue sitting right next to their precious Ten Commandments monument they were seemingly willing to spill blood over? Burning down their churches. Mr. Scratch, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m, Graven and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Now that just seems a little harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Ok how about just burning down their little cushioned prayer kneelers or whatever they're called instead then. Then we kneecap 'em. Foreshadowing n sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It's a nice statue I will give them that. Toke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. What could be a better "f*ck you" to the religious right than a satan statue sitting right next to their precious Ten Commandments monument they were seemingly willing to spill blood over? Burning down their churches. While I'm not opposed to the idea, I'd still rather use them for something else. Like nightclubs or shooting ranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. What could be a better "f*ck you" to the religious right than a satan statue sitting right next to their precious Ten Commandments monument they were seemingly willing to spill blood over? Burning down their churches. While I'm not opposed to the idea, I'd still rather use them for something else. Like nightclubs or shooting ranges. How about a nightclub with a shooting range. Huh? Sounds like a good idea to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. What could be a better "f*ck you" to the religious right than a satan statue sitting right next to their precious Ten Commandments monument they were seemingly willing to spill blood over? Burning down their churches. While I'm not opposed to the idea, I'd still rather use them for something else. Like nightclubs or shooting ranges. How about a nightclub with a shooting range. Huh? Sounds like a good idea to me....and which is also on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. What could be a better "f*ck you" to the religious right than a satan statue sitting right next to their precious Ten Commandments monument they were seemingly willing to spill blood over? Burning down their churches. While I'm not opposed to the idea, I'd still rather use them for something else. Like nightclubs or shooting ranges. I'll admit music venues and bars in refurbished old churches are pretty awesome. But we digress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tiger~ Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I don't understand why they're using a sabbatic goat, or baphomet, as their idol. Quite right Moonshield, that statue is clearly modelled on Eliphas Levi's drawing of Baphomet, the symbol of gnostic wisdom, not satan, the desert sun-god of the Hebrews. IVIechanomics, Graven and Moonshield 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Does he have tits? I<3GTAV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tiger~ Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Does he have tits? Baphomet is androgynous. A symbol of mankind rather than man. IVIechanomics and Moonshield 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 But they're still tits, it's a goatman with tits and wings. I<3GTAV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tiger~ Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 But they're still tits, it's a goatman with tits and wings. ..and a Caduceus as a phallus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Burning down their churches. Some things never change. I dunno why I had this saved Anyway, Satan or not, I'd take a picture with it. Moonshield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'd rather take a picture with the Dio statue in Bulgaria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I don't understand why they're using a sabbatic goat, or baphomet, as their idol. Quite right Moonshield, that statue is clearly modelled on Eliphas Levi's drawing of Baphomet, the symbol of gnostic wisdom, not satan, the desert sun-god of the Hebrews. Anyone into metal knows these things. Xyn and Mr. Scratch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It's a guy... with a animal carcass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xl anthrax lX Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm sorry to tell you but lucifer does not actually have the visage of the goat. -In the bible it is told he was one of the arch angels, which means he looks like a pretty bloke with wings. All that goat head and hooves and tail crap was invented by catholic church. Of course, many people are so stupid they actually believe it all... You think an angel would look pretty? Ok whether or not you believe in god or whats written in the bible, an angel would not be pretty. There's a reason that every time an angel appears to someone in the bible they have to say "Do not be afraid". Its because they are f*ckin warriors of god. A warrior of god is not a pretty sight. These dudes f*ckin kill sh*t in the name of god. Not pretty. It's kinda ugly, but it doesn't look much like a warrior. There's no way in hell we know whether or not that's how an angel looks. And I doubt it is if they are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Are you calling Ezekiel a liar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Ezekiel don't play no sh*t, he ain't never been about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm sorry to tell you but lucifer does not actually have the visage of the goat. -In the bible it is told he was one of the arch angels, which means he looks like a pretty bloke with wings. All that goat head and hooves and tail crap was invented by catholic church. Of course, many people are so stupid they actually believe it all... You think an angel would look pretty? Ok whether or not you believe in god or whats written in the bible, an angel would not be pretty. There's a reason that every time an angel appears to someone in the bible they have to say "Do not be afraid". Its because they are f*ckin warriors of god. A warrior of god is not a pretty sight. These dudes f*ckin kill sh*t in the name of god. Not pretty. It's kinda ugly, but it doesn't look much like a warrior. Yo that thing's dope. I think I believe in God now. I cucked Alex Jones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xl anthrax lX Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Are you calling Ezekiel a liar? I'm saying that drawing is probably not accurate to what he saw. And how do we know that certain angels don't have certain appearances? Maybe the pussy he saw was a weird ass flame wheel but who knows what the others look like. None of us will ever know. Edited May 9, 2014 by Xl anthrax lX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Are you calling Ezekiel a liar? I'm saying that drawing is probably not accurate to what he saw. And how do we know that certain angels don't have certain appearances? Maybe the pussy he saw was a weird ass flame wheel but who knows what the others look like. None of us will ever know. Woman did have awkward looking genitalia back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flūttershy Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Hmm, I think Satan looks pretty cute in this incarnation. I think I might have a crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Surprising less scary than this thing. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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