I cucked Alex Jones Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) http://m.vice.com/read/heres-the-first-look-at-the-new-satanic-monument-being-built-for-oklahomas-statehouse?utm_source=vicefbus All hail Satan! Lucifer! Light Bringer! For years the denizens of Oklahoma have done everything in their power to keep your glory away from the people, but the Morning Star rises once more! Members of GTA Forums, feast your eyes upon mankind's savior! No longer will you have to live in the shadows; Beelzebub rises! Edited May 9, 2014 by Nipperkins Xyn, Killzone3265, PG. and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 ...Oklahoma... This makes sense. I mean, Oklahoma is the first place that pops into my mind whenever people think of Satan, right? EphemeralStar and gtamann123 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) ...Oklahoma... This makes sense. I mean, Oklahoma is the first place that pops into my mind whenever people think of Satan, right? Ah what a nice place to preach Satanism. And no, I will not preach him as my God. Edited May 9, 2014 by ExtremoMania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xyn Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Avé Sathanas!f*ck Yeah! Edited May 9, 2014 by Xyn Killzone3265 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Would be the most perfect prayer song for Satanists out there. Peace yow. Edited May 9, 2014 by ExtremoMania Xyn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Putting religious beliefs aside, can we all agree that the statue looks metal as f*ck? Oklahoma will probably see a minor tourism boost from edgy teenagers as well. Edited May 9, 2014 by Yolo Swaggins Moonshield, Melech, Xboxless and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) ...Oklahoma... This makes sense. I mean, Oklahoma is the first place that pops into my mind whenever people think of Satan, right? Ah what a nice place to preach Satanism. And no, I will not preach him as my God. You would expect Maryland to be America's satanist hotspot, especially the rural western counties. Maryland: Satan's Country. Edited May 9, 2014 by universetwisters ExtremoMania 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I always used to imagine Satan like Aku from that old cartoon Samurai Jack. This one looks much friendlier. Mr. Scratch, EphemeralStar, Th3MaN1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 10/10 would sell soul to. XJpostman, Sugar Free Nos, gtamann123 and 4 others 7 – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Hail Seitan! gtamann123, BnB, Xyn and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 ...Oklahoma... This makes sense. I mean, Oklahoma is the first place that pops into my mind whenever people think of Satan, right? Ah what a nice place to preach Satanism. And no, I will not preach him as my God. You would expect Maryland to be America's satanist hotspot, especially the rural western counties. Maryland: Satan's Country. Looks peaceful to me. But it isn't that contradicting I guess? Many believed Maryland was named after Virgin Mary or whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 ...Oklahoma... This makes sense. I mean, Oklahoma is the first place that pops into my mind whenever people think of Satan, right? Ah what a nice place to preach Satanism. And no, I will not preach him as my God. You would expect Maryland to be America's satanist hotspot, especially the rural western counties. Maryland: Satan's Country. Looks peaceful to me. But it isn't that contradicting I guess? Many believed Maryland was named after Virgin Mary or whatsoever. It's part of the joke. Think about it. Of 50 states in the union, why Oklahoma? Why not California or, more likely, Florida? Oklahoma being Satan capital of America makes about as much sense as Western Maryland being tourist capital of the world. What's there to see in WM? Mountains? Trees? Yup. Trust me. I've been there a few times for model train conventions when I used to live in Alexandria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It's part of the joke. Think about it. Of 50 states in the union, why Oklahoma? Why not California or, more likely, Florida? Oklahoma being Satan capital of America makes about as much sense as Western Maryland being tourist capital of the world. What's there to see in WM? Mountains? Trees? Yup. Trust me. I've been there a few times for model train conventions when I used to live in Alexandria. I just got carried away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It's part of the joke. Think about it. Of 50 states in the union, why Oklahoma? Why not California or, more likely, Florida? Oklahoma being Satan capital of America makes about as much sense as Western Maryland being tourist capital of the world. What's there to see in WM? Mountains? Trees? Yup. Trust me. I've been there a few times for model train conventions when I used to live in Alexandria. I just got carried away. Could be worse. I could've been serious and say that some warehouse in an abandoned warehouse district of Brooklyn should've been the satan capital of America. IVIechanomics and ExtremoMania 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xl anthrax lX Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Lets do something controversial! I bet no one has done such a thing before! Surely this will get some attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 You know, if you edit a joint between its fingers it starts to make sense. But seriously, f*ck Satan, Cthulhu is still my BFF. GTA36362355 and Th3MaN1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EphemeralStar Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Nothing looks scary about that statue. Honestly looks pretty cool. A nice friendly ol' goat human with a cutey patootie goat face and little children smiling up to. tomuk3, Mr. Scratch and Killzone3265 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Fraud and fail. Satan is woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misbegotten cad Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) I'm sorry to tell you but lucifer does not actually have the visage of the goat. -In the bible it is told he was one of the arch angels, which means he looks like a pretty bloke with wings. All that goat head and hooves and tail crap was invented by catholic church. Of course, many people are so stupid they actually believe it all... Edited May 9, 2014 by Misbegotten cad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 66.6 you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is hes called the Devil. Edited May 9, 2014 by Mr Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomuk3 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 If you would like to support the Temple’s monument, go to their website and buy some nice Satan swag. Satan swag? Really Vice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a20characterusername Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm sorry to tell you but lucifer does not actually have the visage of the goat. -In the bible it is told he was one of the arch angels, which means he looks like a pretty bloke with wings. All that goat head and hooves and tail crap was invented by catholic church. Of course, many people are so stupid they actually believe it all... ALL of it is made up. None of it is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 A goat with human body surrounded by children? Still not as suspicious as a catholic priest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Süden Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Don't fear! Allfather Odin will protect us and give him hell. IVIechanomics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I laughed at "erected" ExtremoMania 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I laughed at "erected" You sir, have a very dirty mind. Pretty much the goat face was given an expression by the Church, we still don't actually know Satan's physical appearance, just as how the Holy Spirit and the Father was aforementioned in the Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zondar Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Why does satan always have horns and hooves? Only herbivores have horns & hooves, he should have big f*cking scary teeth and claws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 If you would like to support the Temple’s monument, go to their website and buy some nice Satan swag. Satan swag? Really Vice? Well it makes sense, like LaVeyan Satanism is just a money grabbing scheme. But I guess since this isn't LaVeyan Satanism, it's different? I don't understand why they're using a sabbatic goat, or baphomet, as their idol. Satan isn't actually worshiped by satanists, either (unless you're a f*cking idiot). This whole thing is a cry for attention and these satansists are yobbos. sivispacem, 018361 and IVIechanomics 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 But think of how awesome it would be to have Baphomet next to the Ten Commandments right outside the US statehouse. make total destroy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 It wouldn't be awesome at all. Adriaan and IVIechanomics 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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