Why did your character cross the road?

[Bleep*]

Or how bout this:

Why didn't Trever cross the road?

 

-Because he can give Clownface a beating just next door.

 

-He found remnants of usable meth in his pocket.

[Shadow_Titan17]

To take a closer look at the prostitute.

[Jak2bossbf3]

Look guys another pointless poll!

[CrazyDog150]

Why did my Character cross the Road?

 

Ummm,cuz' I wanted him to?

[Bleep*]

Look guys another pointless poll!

 

lol it's to deliver a laugh.

Are any topics in these forums useful?

[H x R G]

To get to the tank on the other side (75% of the players online)

[Luvythicus]

Because this "new" Mechanic system spawns my goddamn car two blocks away.

[CrysisAverted]

My chicken character crossed the road to get away from the cluck'n'bell

[beanzinapot]

To get to the other side.

[SmokeDat]

To stab, then douse with fire and ignite the mofo who created this dumb thread.

[Darth_Rob]

My mechanic parked it over there so I'd get killed trying to cross the freeway. It's his revenge for being erased from the game.

[ZeroSafe]

To avoid the asshat in his Entity trying to run me over. Oh the irony.

[999bats]

to get hit by the sentinel guy

[Bleep*]

To stab, then douse with fire and ignite the mofo who created this dumb thread.

 

 

*Goes back to regular conversations in:

-The official bitch and moan topic

-Is your bank account prepared for high life?

-Any tips to grind for a long period of time

 

LOL

Edited May 8, 2014 by Bleep*

[Commander S]

To tempt fate - or more specifically, some soccer mom in an SUV. So many broken ribs...

Edited May 9, 2014 by Cmdr_Shepherd

[rob602pa]

When I log in I like to walk out of my apartment and go pick up snacks at the store and then ammo or clothing store. Kind of my morning ritual.

 

But yea I voted not to get run over as I am always on the lookout.

[CarimboHanky]

why did my guy cross the road...

 

to stickybomb and claim the bounty of this guy that have been idling for the past 5minutes while sitting inside his chradder!

[PinkRibbonScars]

Looking both ways before you cross does not apply to the world of GTA.

[Xavierr]

Because he was looking for a sentinel .

[Biohazard Abyss]

This is what the online section of GTAForums has really come to?!

 

 

 

[Man-Django]

why did my guy cross the road...

 

to stickybomb and claim the bounty of this guy that have been idling for the past 5minutes while sitting inside his chradder!

Why shoot idle players???

I'm all for boosting my K/D and getting kills but damn that's cold.

 

And my character usally crosses the road to shoot the wee annoying kids who keep claiming to have had intercourse with my mother. Telling them she only sleeps with men just ain't enough.

Edited May 9, 2014 by TheMckeever

[RowanSane]

To collect the documents for Martin.

 

Because that's where invisible Johnny delivered my ride...

[Bleep*]

This is what the online section of GTAForums has really come to?!

 

 

 

 

What do you mean? How are we implying that?

 

But lol to all the gay suggested videos after playing that one.

[CarimboHanky]

 

why did my guy cross the road...

 

to stickybomb and claim the bounty of this guy that have been idling for the past 5minutes while sitting inside his chradder!

Why shoot idle players???

I'm all for boosting my K/D and getting kills but damn that's cold.

 

but but he had a bounty!!! and i made it more painless by blowing him up instead of shooting him in the face!

[teagle]

You forgot the poll option for Snakes On a Plane

[backward_axis]

Because that's where my car spawned after completing RtR.

[SabreVC]

Lmao!

[AllDay808HI]

I "dropped" my money that's why.

[Jolly Swagman]

I might be wrong here but it has always been my understanding that jokes were meant to be funny

[RDT33]

I might be wrong here but it has always been my understanding that jokes were meant to be funny