How stupid is your character?

[tomuk3]

I press Y to get in a car and my stupid character decides to get hit in the face by a plane.

[Stephen]

I've seen some weird bugs, few times I went to switch weapons in a TDM my character all of a sudden salutes then gets shot dead, and I wasn't even on the mini menu.

[Kampioen]

Mine is especially stupid when he's in a shoot out with another player while there's cops near by. Someone shooting at me with a minigun while I have no wanted level? Better take out those cops with pistols first!

[ceerock4ever]

My character used a parachute to jump off a truck, and I didn't even press anything.

[theDoD]

I'm seriously LOL-ing at some of these.

[Peak hunter]

mine wears a stupid purple top hat and matching vest

[GranSnake]

Mine can't navigate slight variations in terrain without turning into a weeble-wobbly clown waving his arms about like he stepped on a cartoon banana.

Edited May 8, 2014 by GranSnake

[supershocked]

Ive been told by players that my character can levitate like chris angel. It happens when im joining RR

[_Tacts]

I'm constantly yelling at my character for is stupidity and incompetence.

[Con9mm]

My character got his GED from a cereal box.

[am30]

Mine is quite intelligent. He can't stand doing Rooftop Rumble on repeat so it's all he can do to destroy the documents.

[AntonioJamal97]

Tripping on air than get sprayed up by police

[backward_axis]

I've convinced him to pay $20,000 to have makeup applied before- so yeah, a [email protected]

[hugh750]

one time my character didn't want to get in my pv by the driver's side door (he couldn't open it and it wasn't locked), so i had him enter by the passenger door.

[AllDay808HI]

This only happens to me in RR, but my character decides to run against a wall whenever I try getting on my damn bike.

[prestonchan]

she dont seems to remember which car belongs to her, especially when she is in a mission

she always try to get in another nearby car when in a hurry

[Mightymomo22]

She's not stupid. Just gets confused .

[Vehicles]

My character knows how to fly various military aircrafts,operate a tank alone and shoot a 50cal sniper without breaking his arm while standing.So i guess our characters are way smarter than us.

[Mightymomo22]

Today I was doing rooftop rumble & I saw someone flying .

[Xavierr]

My primary male character is an intelligent boss.

 

My secondary female character would probably get run over by her parked car.

[RowanSane]

I was cruising around Blaine last night checking out the garage options outside LS...after taking this photo

from the top of Stoners Cement I walked to the ladder, stumbled, fell, clipped the first landing and ragdolled to the ground, dead. After already dying once trying to get up the hard way....this photo of a 6 car shed cost me two lives.

 

...on reflection I may have still had my phone out when I approached their ladder....

Edited May 9, 2014 by RowanSane

[Soran Is On]

Mostly he/she stands up from cover at the wrong moments or take cover behind the wrong angle.

 

People are trying to blame the player for some of the stupid sh*t our characters do. Anyone saying the character has no ai of its own clearly don't know what euphoria is. These toons are f*ckin dumb sometimes. I know what I told it to do and I watch it do something completely suicidal. Yes 90% of the time it's me, but the other ten is just my character going full on potato.

Edited May 9, 2014 by stonedpimpso

[Jolly Swagman]

My character knows how to fly various military aircrafts,operate a tank alone and shoot a 50cal sniper without breaking his arm while standing.So i guess our characters are way smarter than us.

But they are still dumb enough to think its a good deal for them to kill 30 armed men and steal hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine for the princely sum of $1000 from Gerald

Edited May 9, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[wolfp212]

I always hate the situation where you walk up to a car, go right up to the drivers side door, hit the button to get in but your character decides instead to sprint down the road after a car that was not even remotely near the car you intended.

[ShinobiFixer]

My character isn't stupid, just the mechanics don't allow me to crouch and use stealth intelligently.

[beachfan12]

I blame a diet of beer, bong hits, whiskey, ciggies, wine and snacks as their only solid nutrition.

 

Your character obviously needs more green juice.....you will notice a significant difference.

[Victor_714]

How your character is behaving is depending on the player.

No.

[Kampioen]

 

How your character is behaving is depending on the player.

No.

 

 

Yes.

[PalmIsland]

 

How your character is behaving is depending on the player.

No.

 

 

Wrong.

 

Example, if I park my car near an high wall and and my Asian female character is supposed to climb on top of this car in order to be able to jump and grab this high wall, but instead she misses the wall and fall down between the car and the wall and land ugly.

 

Should I shout to my TV and say "stupid Asian bitch, grab the f*cking wall, whore"? No, it was only my mistake since I did either jump to early or did park my car with space between car and the wall. I could have prevented this by jumping later or parking my car up to the wall without this space.

 

The player needs to learn how to use the controller in order to control their character.

[ChrisV]

mine is quite stupid, he keeps paying 15k for a paintjob

and over 10k for a tattoo