...::[The Footy Desk]::... (Part 1)

[I cucked Alex Jones]

 

 

Well I am f*cking happy. Beating Spurs for the 3rd time this season and absolutely securing Premiership football next season.

 

Is there any feeling in the world than beating Spurs.

 

Watching Sunderland beat United, maybe?

 

Beating United is so mainstream this season.

 

Ross Barkley's goal. Hole-lee sh*t.

[Hodgey.]

 

 

 

Well I am f*cking happy. Beating Spurs for the 3rd time this season and absolutely securing Premiership football next season.

 

Is there any feeling in the world than beating Spurs.

 

Watching Sunderland beat United, maybe?

 

 

Ross Barkley's goal. Hole-lee sh*t.

 

That was a goal from the second it left his foot, amazing. I think the ref should blow for full time, but that's just my opinion.

 

EDIT: Aguero injured....................... again.

Edited May 3, 2014 by Hodgey.

[Vercetti42]

3 big changes for United this season. (Moyes, Mata and Giggs)

 

Moyes:

 

First game: 4-1 win over Swansea.

Next: Worst start in United history.

 

Mata:

 

First game: 2-0 win over Cardiff.

Next: 2-1 loss at Stoke

 

Giggs:

 

First game: 4-0 win over Norwich

Next: 1-0 loss at Home to Sunderland.

 

Notice a pattern here guys?

[Hodgey.]

3 big changes for United this season. (Moyes, Mata and Giggs)

 

Moyes:

 

First game: 4-1 win over Swansea.

Next: Worst start in United history.

 

Mata:

 

First game: 2-0 win over Cardiff.

Next: 2-1 loss at Stoke

 

Giggs:

 

First game: 4-0 win over Norwich

Next: 1-0 loss at Home to Sunderland.

 

Notice a pattern here guys?

 

Yeah, United have been f*cking dog sh*t all season.

[Banks.]

Sunderland are f*cking good. They really have shown grit and determination the past couple of weeks. Shame for Fulham and Cardiff who were sent down to the Championship today but hopefully Ole get's kept on at Cardiff as no doubt they will be straight back up with him as manager.

 

And we were sh*t to say the least.

[Crokey]

...................................................and breathe.

 

My arse cheeks have never been so tense.

[Girish]

The title is absolutely Man City's to lose now. So you lighter blues better not f*ck it up and hand it over to Liverpool instead.

[SouthLand]

FC Barcelona 2-2 Getafe

Hahahaha

[Mista J]

Haha! Now if only Atletico would do an Arsenal.

[Special Agent 25]

FC Barcelona 2-2 Getafe

Hahahaha

 

doesn't matter, they weren't gonna win la liga now anyway, its out of atletico and Real.

[Hodgey.]

Benitez has just won the Copa Italia with Napoli.

[Mista J]

 

FC Barcelona 2-2 Getafe

Hahahaha

 

doesn't matter, they weren't gonna win la liga now anyway, its out of atletico and Real.

He hates Barca with passion. So seeing them drop points is like Christmas morning.

[Max]

Congratulations Napoli.

 

And commiserations to Cardiff and Fulham. I have a lot of mates who are Fulham fans and it was a nice local away day for me so I'm sad to see them go but if I look at it with my Claret and Blue specs on, now they're relegated that is the last of the Tevez saga clubs gone.

 

Sheffield United, Wigan, Charlton and Fulham all involved in that twat Dave Whelan's legal action against West Ham. Now look at them all, wankers.

[Nlwt]

Deffo City's title to lose. I swear if you f*ck it up in the last 2 games...

[Josh]

For lovers of pointless trivia:

 

It appears that Mansfield Town forgot their kit today so had to wear one of Bristol Rovers' change strips (the U18 kit I think). So I guess this is probably the first time that any team has been sent down by team wearing their own kit...

[Nlwt]

How the f*ck do you 'forget' a kit?

[Special Agent 25]

 

 

FC Barcelona 2-2 Getafe

Hahahaha

doesn't matter, they weren't gonna win la liga now anyway, its out of atletico and Real.

He hates Barca with passion. So seeing them drop points is like Christmas morning.

 

 

Ah i see.

 

 

 

Deffo City's title to lose. I swear if you f*ck it up in the last 2 games...

 

I Think so too. Don't think they will unless they don't manage to get past the Aston Villa/West Ham Double decker bus.

Edited May 4, 2014 by L5B4LIF3

[I cucked Alex Jones]

A word to the wise: if an East Asian ever wants to buy your club, do everything in your power to make sure that deal doesn't go through.

 

Pic unrelated

 

[Vercetti42]

FC Barcelona 2-2 Getafe

Hahahaha

 

Well our season was over a long time ago anyways.

[chris]

 

[Nlwt]

^That was a great strike. No keeper is saving that.

[The Gardener]

Word from Merseyside is Steven Gerrard is in big trouble over something?

[Crokey]

Word from Merseyside is Steven Gerrard is in big trouble over something?

That was supposed to be a private thing, who let it slip

[Banks.]

Word from Merseyside is Steven Gerrard is in big trouble over something?

He beat up another DJ?

[The Gardener]

 

Word from Merseyside is Steven Gerrard is in big trouble over something?

That was supposed to be a private thing, who let it slip

 

I heard he tried to "attack" or chase off some 12 or 13 year old Everton fans for giving him stick over the title. I think it's just bullsh*t the more I hear tbh.

[Vercetti42]

I heard he tried to "attack" or chase off some 12 or 13 year old

That would be me.

[Vercetti27]

gerard attacking twelve year olds? odd, he always seemed to get on with raheem sterling

[I cucked Alex Jones]

Arsenal have secured a CL spot.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Nipperkins

[Vercetti27]

it's weird. I'm no fan of "the top 4 trophy" wankfest that sky and wenger laud, and I am a critic of his but back in the old top four days when it was always us, man utd, liverpool and chelsea we were always coined as the team to fall out of it first. liverpool were first, then chelsea and this season united. mad how we've stayed in it for so long

[I cucked Alex Jones]

If we beat whatever team we are drawn with in the qualifying round, we will be the longest running English team in the Champions League.

 

Rah! Rah!