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Why Am I Still Defending This Country?


QuackinAColdOne

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QuackinAColdOne

Every single day of my life, I wake up in these barracks with my dedication to protect this country and San Andreas itself. I first remember arriving here, it was so peaceful and we actually got work done... until October 3rd of 2013. Ever since that day, I've been having to kill unwanted trespassers who come in here for one reason and one reason only; to steal these damn fighter jets. I can't tell you how many dead soldiers and trespassers I've had to see walking down the side of the runway because nobody will clean it up! Not to mention, these destroyed jets that are still on the runway which are leaving us unable to take-off. And if you think that's bad, try having to deal with multiple people jumping over our fences with their cars that we somehow, as an ARMY, can't destroy, let alone kill the damn person stealing the jet!

 

I blame War-stock Cache and Carry... if they would just put a fighter jet on their website, this would all be over-with [for me at least].

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The military in this game is basically the National Guard.

 

In the words of Ryda - "It's National Guard fool. Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove Street OGs."

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gbrown100

It's so

The military in this game is basically the National Guard.

 

In the words of Ryda - "It's National Guard fool. Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove Street OGs."

It's so confusing.

 

They are marines who have Army uniforms, Soviet weaponry, national guard-level training, Air Force jets, and German tanks.

 

I understand artistic license and all that, but why the heck do they do this when the proper items (Carbine Rifle, Marine decals, etc.) are already in game?

 

 

Also Off-topic, but does anyone know why the Carbine Rifle is called that instead of "Assault Carbine?" It's essentially the as saying revolver-pistol or shotgun-gun.

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QuackinAColdOne

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

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ManInBlack

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

 

smartest thing i have heard you say in this entire thread :^:

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QuackinAColdOne

 

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

 

smartest thing i have heard you say in this entire thread :^:

 

Good one

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CaliMeatWagon

It's so

The military in this game is basically the National Guard.

 

In the words of Ryda - "It's National Guard fool. Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove Street OGs."

It's so confusing.

 

They are marines who have Army uniforms, Soviet weaponry, national guard-level training, Air Force jets, and German tanks.

 

I understand artistic license and all that, but why the heck do they do this when the proper items (Carbine Rifle, Marine decals, etc.) are already in game?

 

 

Also Off-topic, but does anyone know why the Carbine Rifle is called that instead of "Assault Carbine?" It's essentially the as saying revolver-pistol or shotgun-gun.

 

 

It's just like how all the light machine guns are called machine guns in the game. For example the "Combat MG" is actually a M249 SAW which is an LMG which fires a 5.56mm round (same as an M-16).

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codename_duchess

I've been waiting for a post today where i can use this gif to explain my reaction ...

 

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QuackinAColdOne

I've been waiting for a post today where i can use this gif to explain my reaction ...

 

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I trying to find out exactly what you mean by that...

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codename_duchess

 

I've been waiting for a post today where i can use this gif to explain my reaction ...

 

fjyWgJY.gif

I trying to find out exactly what you mean by that...

 

Let me rephrase that for ya.

 

WTF are you talking about in your original post? lol

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QuackinAColdOne

 

 

I've been waiting for a post today where i can use this gif to explain my reaction ...

 

fjyWgJY.gif

I trying to find out exactly what you mean by that...

 

Let me rephrase that for ya.

 

WTF are you talking about in your original post? lol

 

Well.... As a soldier stationed in San Andreas, I'm tired of my home getting invaded by random people trying to joyride a fighter jet.

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Brock Elvis

I'm surprised the Original Poster didn't include the Navy Seals copypasta.

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RowanSane

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

Where were you expecting exactly? These forums aren't exactly a hotbed of shared reality roleplay posts...

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QuackinAColdOne

 

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

Where were you expecting exactly? These forums aren't exactly a hotbed of shared reality roleplay posts...

 

I honestly thought that it would get only like 2 / 3 replies all of which just going along with the joke.

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codename_duchess

 

 

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

Where were you expecting exactly? These forums aren't exactly a hotbed of shared reality roleplay posts...

 

I honestly thought that it would get only like 2 / 3 replies all of which just going along with the joke.

 

I get what you were doing, it's just you're thread probably came across as mega random on this section of the forum.

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QuackinAColdOne

 

 

 

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

Where were you expecting exactly? These forums aren't exactly a hotbed of shared reality roleplay posts...

 

I honestly thought that it would get only like 2 / 3 replies all of which just going along with the joke.

 

I get what you were doing, it's just you're thread probably came across as mega random on this section of the forum.

 

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codename_duchess

 

 

 

 

Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

Where were you expecting exactly? These forums aren't exactly a hotbed of shared reality roleplay posts...

 

I honestly thought that it would get only like 2 / 3 replies all of which just going along with the joke.

 

I get what you were doing, it's just you're thread probably came across as mega random on this section of the forum.

 

20048442yu.gif

 

So you post a thread with the exact purpose of confusing people and contributing nothing to this section?

My original point stands and i'll leave you to get on with your day, sir

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It's so

The military in this game is basically the National Guard.

 

In the words of Ryda - "It's National Guard fool. Weekend soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove Street OGs."

It's so confusing.

 

They are marines who have Army uniforms, Soviet weaponry, national guard-level training, Air Force jets, and German tanks.

 

I understand artistic license and all that, but why the heck do they do this when the proper items (Carbine Rifle, Marine decals, etc.) are already in game?

 

 

Also Off-topic, but does anyone know why the Carbine Rifle is called that instead of "Assault Carbine?" It's essentially the as saying revolver-pistol or shotgun-gun.

Actually the carbine is supposed to be a Heck & Koch 416 which is a german manufactured american serviced assault rifle. If anything the advancd rifle should be called a carbine since it's based on a TAR carbine, either that or making the barrel shorter on the first assault rifle then base it off either the AKs74u or AKu12.

 

I wish the rocket launcher was based on a SMAW or LAW instead of an RPG7 though :(

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maybeanotherone

i have around 880 stolen planes, lazers mostly, i'm sorry op.

 

Y U NO BUILD HIGHER FENCES?

 

are you the creepy fella who sometimes plays the funeral march when i'm boarding my plane? eerie music

 

oh and uh, tell the civilian plane spotters that they pick a really bad place to take pics, that's the landing spot.

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Ballistic Jello

Let me rephrase that for ya.

 

WTF are you talking about in your original post? lol

How is it difficult to grasp?

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codename_duchess

 

Let me rephrase that for ya.

 

WTF are you talking about in your original post? lol

How is it difficult to grasp?

 

If you had read on a bit further, you'll see my answer to that. Can't be arsed to type it again

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Because the pay is good, and you also get primo health benefits.

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Okay this will obviously not go anywhere I was expecting... you can close this.

At least you're willing to admit threadfail, it was a good effort though

 

At least he isn't invading Iraq.

...or Uranus
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Are you defending your country or using political change as an excuse to forcefully have new hardware contracts signed as it's the only way your country can make enough credits to stay out of debt in GTA.

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GTAMYBABIES

Lol. I sometimes get on a hanger roof in the base and defend it against other players trying to get a lazer. Can last a long time just like on the hangers at lsi

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