Prank Calling Online

[lilpokerface]

The other day I started prank calling other players for about an hour. It was funny and some that I called got a kick out of it, but others didn't respond so well. Especially if their GT is funny (most are) I've also set up other low level players by texting them and telling them to meet me at a certain location, because there is a rare car or a "pick up" item. I will have a car parked, but it has a sticky in the back seat, or I throw a sticky on a crate or box and tell them, "That's the item, go get it!". I was wondering if others are taking advantage of the in-game phone, either by trolling, strategy, or just having an actual convo with another player.

[CarimboHanky]

naaa i only use that feature to call my friends when they are playing in other lobby.

[CrazyRay]

I never use the mic, I forget to a lot, and it's a Bluetooth headset so I also don't always have it charged...funny too, I text people with the keyboard and a lot of people have called me a "broke ass" because they assume I just have no mic, what's it to them, obviously I have a keyboard...it's not like a mic is expensive

[Ninja_Gear]

I never use the mic, I forget to a lot, and it's a Bluetooth headset so I also don't always have it charged...funny too, I text people with the keyboard and a lot of people have called me a "broke ass" because they assume I just have no mic, what's it to them, obviously I have a keyboard...it's not like a mic is expensive

Keyboard > mic all the way.

[fw3]

First of all, it costs $10 to call another player, which I think is silly.

Second, most times, people won't pick up.

Lastly, I recommend using it in tandem with going Off Radar or when you call in a mugger, simply to distract the other player from what's coming.

I often will send a ridiculous text, too, like, "YO BRO GOT U BISCUIT?" 9 out of 10 times the player responds with "wtf?" or "what?" followed by Lamar calling me.

LMFAO!!

[rickreim]

Hello, pro_gamer2274, is your refrigerator running?

[AllDay808HI]

Player: Duuuhellloo??? Is dis dee ah number of dee ah swagyolobeast666?

[Aesthetic]

I messaged a guy saying "muscle bellies and insertions, height, skin color, proportion and symmetry, balance, leanness, bone structure = no matter how much gear/training/dieting you do, 99.9% of the population will not achieve a body of my level. u mad?"

He got angry and started swearing at me lmao.

Edited May 6, 2014 by Aesthetic

[V. Doom]

First of all, it costs $10 to call another player, which I think is silly.

 

Second, most times, people won't pick up.

 

Lastly, I recommend using it in tandem with going Off Radar or when you call in a mugger, simply to distract the other player from what's coming.

 

I often will send a ridiculous text, too, like, "YO BRO GOT U BISCUIT?" 9 out of 10 times the player responds with "wtf?" or "what?" followed by Lamar calling me.

 

LMFAO!!

I'll have to remember that. How long does it usually take for the mugger to kill the target after you call Lamar?

[lilpokerface]

 

First of all, it costs $10 to call another player, which I think is silly.

 

Second, most times, people won't pick up.

 

Lastly, I recommend using it in tandem with going Off Radar or when you call in a mugger, simply to distract the other player from what's coming.

 

I often will send a ridiculous text, too, like, "YO BRO GOT U BISCUIT?" 9 out of 10 times the player responds with "wtf?" or "what?" followed by Lamar calling me.

 

LMFAO!!

I'll have to remember that. How long does it usually take for the mugger to kill the target after you call Lamar?

 

It depends if they are driving, flying, or on foot. Sometimes it happens in less than a minute, others 5 or so.

[iheartlondon1969]

Hello, pro_gamer2274, is your refrigerator running?

i've callled a few people with that joke LOL

[Myu]

lol i wish someone would call me. this feature seems so underused.

[lilpokerface]

lol i wish someone would call me. this feature seems so underused.

I like your gif lol

[UnicornAssassin]

 

I messaged a guy saying "muscle bellies and insertions, height, skin color, proportion and symmetry, balance, leanness, bone structure = no matter how much gear/training/dieting you do, 99.9% of the population will not achieve a body of my level. u mad?"

 

You're a f*cking sad individual. Why are you so obsessed with portraying this weird internet alter-ego you've got going here?

Edited May 6, 2014 by UnicornAssassin

[MikaCuoco]

 

[Tails Prower]

I will never answer the phone if its another player calling unless they are on my friends list.

 

Only ever had a couple of calls and never get any messages.

[Dottie]

Everyone has caller ID. no *67ing it

[Soran Is On]

 

 

 

I messaged a guy saying "muscle bellies and insertions, height, skin color, proportion and symmetry, balance, leanness, bone structure = no matter how much gear/training/dieting you do, 99.9% of the population will not achieve a body of my level. u mad?"

 

You're a f*cking sad individual. Why are you so obsessed with portraying this weird internet alter-ego you've got going here?

Pretty sure his answer will be "do you even lift bro?"

[Q_Man]

First of all, it costs $10 to call another player, which I think is silly.

 

Second, most times, people won't pick up.

 

Lastly, I recommend using it in tandem with going Off Radar or when you call in a mugger, simply to distract the other player from what's coming.

 

I often will send a ridiculous text, too, like, "YO BRO GOT U BISCUIT?" 9 out of 10 times the player responds with "wtf?" or "what?" followed by Lamar calling me.

 

LMFAO!!

for this will be my new "thing"

[Zorvaine]

I tend to text my assassination victims before I go Off Radar and proceed on stealth knifing them.

 

Usually it's

 

''The human blood stream can so easily be penetrated...''

''Have you ever felt 12 inches of stainless steel cut through your thyroid cartilage?''

''My blade hungers...''

''I can smell your fresh warm blood... So alluring...''

''Behind you.''

''Everything you know can change in an instant.''

 

I love some of the responses over their mics after the kill.

[Delminator]

I tend to text my assassination victims before I go Off Radar and proceed on stealth knifing them.

 

Usually it's

 

''The human blood stream can so easily be penetrated...''

''Have you ever felt 12 inches of stainless steel cut through your thyroid cartilage?''

''My blade hungers...''

''I can smell your fresh warm blood... So alluring...''

''Behind you.''

''Everything you know can change in an instant.''

 

I love some of the responses over their mics after the kill.

What a fantasy.. and everytime you pull it off :-) keep dreaming kiddo

[Kampioen]

I thought you could only call your friends. I'll try this some time.

[Zorvaine]

 

 

What a fantasy.. and everytime you pull it off :-) keep dreaming kiddo

 

 

On the contrary, I never said I pull it off every time. Usually it's every 3rd attempt.

 

Currently approaching 500 Knife Kills.

 

And I never do melee deathmatches.

Edited May 6, 2014 by Zorvaine

[ghostrider135]

I tend to text my assassination victims before I go Off Radar and proceed on stealth knifing them.

 

Usually it's

 

''The human blood stream can so easily be penetrated...''

''Have you ever felt 12 inches of stainless steel cut through your thyroid cartilage?''

''My blade hungers...''

''I can smell your fresh warm blood... So alluring...''

''Behind you.''

''Everything you know can change in an instant.''

 

I love some of the responses over their mics after the kill.

This I simply must try, You sir are a genius of almost epic proportions. However the 12 inch thing it should sound more sexual if you ask me

Edited May 6, 2014 by ghostrider135

[Delminator]

hahaa desperate messages to achieve a stealth knife kill :-). But to be honnest with each one you do achieve i will uplift my hat for you

[Kampioen]

I like to message low level players saying I've upgraded a car for them to sell. I park it very far away from an LSC. Unfortunately for them, it's a muscle car with four flat tires and a sticky bomb hidden in the interior. I watch them struggle to drive this super slidy car all the way to the LSC, wait until they realize it's my PV and they can't sell it, then detonate the sticky bomb.

[Zorvaine]

It's merely to keep it interesting. I also sneak around in Team Deathmatches and if I see an opportunity, I take it.

 

My greatest assassination so far was in december.

 

We were doing the Raton Canyon TDM, 4v4. I made it to the other side unnoticed and there were 3 players side by side aiming their snipers. I got close and 1 by 1 I thrusted my knife in their necks, triple stealth kill in under 8 seconds.

 

I was nervous when I got the first one, but the other 2 that stood beside him were still aiming their snipers as if nothing happened. I wish I could have recorded it.

 

I am working on fixing my capture device and record such moments.

[lilpokerface]

It really is funny to call another player and tell them in a deep, raspy voice, "I'm gonna gut you like a fish" or other poplular movie lines from horror movies.

[Shake 'N Bake]

Cool story bro

 

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/634655-gtao-stories-share-your-stories/

[codename_duchess]

First of all, it costs $10 to call another player, which I think is silly.

 

Second, most times, people won't pick up.

 

Lastly, I recommend using it in tandem with going Off Radar or when you call in a mugger, simply to distract the other player from what's coming.

 

I often will send a ridiculous text, too, like, "YO BRO GOT U BISCUIT?" 9 out of 10 times the player responds with "wtf?" or "what?" followed by Lamar calling me.

 

LMFAO!!

I never knew there was a charge for those calls. Something tells me those telecoms companies are taking the p*ss lol

 

By the way, keep meaning to ask you this. Is your avatar Sal Tessio from the Godfather?