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Include the saddest activity you do in the hope you're not alone doing it!

 

I like to pretend I'm a bus driver. I have set routes, I drive buses from the station in Textile city all the way to the airport, driving like you would in real life, not overshooting one traffic light. I have multiple routes in my head, and I can't drive the bus outside of the city as that would require a different type of transport, the coach/dashound service which connects the city to the countryside regions.

 

21 Y/O male here. YOLO.

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Drunken Cowboy

 

 

I like to pretend I'm a bus driver. I have set routes, I drive buses from the station in Textile city all the way to the airport, driving like you would in real life, not overshooting one traffic light. I have multiple routes in my head, and I can't drive the bus outside of the city as that would require a different type of transport, the coach/dashound service which connects the city to the countryside regions.

 

 

 

I like to be open to all people's personal liberty and taste... but dear god, man, this is beyond lame. This is, advanced lame.

 

I do like to drive around the wilderness on an ATV and run into wild animals, though. Probably gonna grow up to be a serial killer.

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woggleman

I like to jump down on to the road from where Franklin's pool. It's just enough to make him hurt himself but not kill him. It's funny to watch.

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Officer Ronson

I like to f*ck around with the capture creator and see how everyone that is friendly jumps away from the grenade even though they're near an edge watching them fall to their death.

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poppafewpills

Saddest thing I've done is made a replica of Ryan Dunn's Porsche and then reenacted his crash for forensic studies...

 

That was a sad day.

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XxX19Dude95XxX

Saddest thing I've done is made a replica of Ryan Dunn's Porsche and then reenacted his crash for forensic studies...

 

That was a sad day.

:cry: why would you do that?

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poppafewpills

 

 

Saddest thing I've done is made a replica of Ryan Dunn's Porsche and then reenacted his crash for forensic studies...

 

That was a sad day.

:cry: why would you do that?

Rip Dunn... what a hero.

 

It started when I made a tribute comet. It's all blacked out with rip dunn on the plate. My buddy and I got into the pisswasser a little heavy and he decided to leave his car at the club and jumped in with me. We got to laughing and it was man against machine. One thing led to another and we were whipping them horses released from the Porsche...

My crew sat around collect evidence from the crash scene and we tried to piece together what went wrong. We dismissed the crash as having speed and alcohol as the major factors. We now talk to students at pep rallies and prom nights.

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Shade04rek

I skylifted a boat in franklins pool and just sat in it just to say "this is nice, gonna enjoy this for a bit". goes inside to change some clothes.. boat despawns.. comes back out.. "FUUUU"

 

Play it

I get that :/ Its like dating a decent yet bitchy girl, and you still try your hardest to love her anyway, but she still has yet to put out like she promised 6 months ago when you both started really dating, and you just can't bring yourself to let go cause she used to be cool, but feel ashamed cause now she is really starting to let herself go like dam.

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Turkish Turketarian

I've wasted more time than I'd like to admit just jumping/falling into Franklin's pool from the roof.

 

Also punching Lamar repeatedly whenever he'd show up in a switch scene. I follow him around and just keep knocking him out. I have no life.

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ViceCityStalker

I play as Michael and I try over and over again to molest Tracy but it never works f*cka yooo Rockstar why no molest button FFS!

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Shade04rek

I've wasted more time than I'd like to admit just jumping/falling into Franklin's pool from the roof.

 

Also punching Lamar repeatedly whenever he'd show up in a switch scene. I follow him around and just keep knocking him out. I have no life.

Its probably worse that I once dressed as hood as possible to match lamar and then walked with him around the hood like we patrolin our sh*t for our gang. Bonus if I coulda got chop, I'd prob work on that scenario for almost 2 hours before getting wasted by some asshole cop for hitting me or some random bs.

 

I play as Michael and I try over and over again to molest Tracy but it never works f*cka yooo Rockstar why no molest button FFS!

I tried that with franklin by rebreaking into their house and gettin some whitegirl ass for sad miserable ass frank. then try with amanda, I feel like she want franks d when she talks to him

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I pretend I'm a pilot and fly between Los Santos International and Sandy Shores Airfield. I used to do the same on San Andreas alternating between the Nevada and the Beagle.

 

I also just drive normally around the city on single player and online.

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This.

 

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I take selfies of my character infront of all the nightclubs I can't enter.

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For one of my game saves, I

killed Trevor because he belongs in heil

, try not to steal cars, start fights and kill NPCs to live life as a law abidding citizen. I know thats sad :(

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BlackNoise

Play it

This right here.

 

I also use Franklin's ability to get competitive times in GTA V's street races. At one point I just sat there thinking, "what am I playing?". And the all time saddest thing I've done is ride my BMX longer than I wanted to in GTAO, because some kid was clearly impressed with my riding. He just stood there and watched me while I was on the halfpipe. I felt obligated to keep going, and then I felt ashamed.

 

The A & B endings just made me feel completely depressed.

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ChrisMathers3501

Tried to play the game on acid. Started with "Mr. Phillips." Couldn't even make it halfway through the goddamn trailer park. Even with the god mode button I sucked.

 

Kids, don't ever mix shotguns and acid unless you have fun f*cking up.

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BlackNoise

^ I tried to play on mushrooms and my mind couldn't accept how fake everything felt. Terrible experience. I can only play on cannabis.

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Get a hooker :lol:

 

Niko: Now I feel really empty.

 

Edit: Oh crap this is GTA V section, sorry :(

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HOW'S ANNIE?

I once put a bowling shirt on Trevor and ran around Chumash in my Sentinel thinking I was Charlie Harper from Two and a Half Men.

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warlord GTAV

kill innocent civilians.the criminal code goes out the window in gta v

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RandomNoun

I go on rampages as Trevor, and then when it's all over and all is calm I walk him to an isolated scenic overlook of countryside or the ocean or the city itself and have him stand there watching the sun lower and set, listening to the wind. I imagine his emotional turmoil, his questioning of his own actions. When darkness has set in I have him get back in his truck and turn the radio off, and drive slowly, carefully home. In his trailer he drinks bottles of beer until he can barely stand, and then he falls into bed.

 

The next day he gets up and goes out again, and insults someone, and the whole process starts again. I imagine his outward destruction is merely a reflection of his inner conflict; I imagine he wants to be stopped, shot down, finished, to be released of the curse his life has become.

 

 

 

Edit: I misinterpreted your meaning of 'sad'.

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Trevorphilipjfry

Keep ragdolling into people to knock them over

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I'm in a hospital since 19th Februar 2014 because of

Hemolytic-uremic syndrome

and i haven't finished GTA V yet -.-

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MGgames100

Yoga.

 

 

Saddest(and the most boring)activity in whole game.

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Detective Phelps

I pick up hookers at night.

 

I drive to the woods, use the girl's services, then shoot her in the head, for a full refund.

Then I use the jerrycan to cover her with petrol, and I set her body alight.

 

No witnesses, no evidence.

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happygrowls

I pick up hookers at night.

 

I drive to the woods, use the girl's services, then shoot her in the head, for a full refund.

Then I use the jerrycan to cover her with petrol, and I set her body alight.

 

No witnesses, no evidence.

Jesus the chief of the LSPD is one f*cked up person.

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