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Coral_City

Mendoza's been hit: what do you do?

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xoC18H21NO3xo

omg what about the guy that goes in a whiny voice: Die f*cker Dieeeeee!!!

I love this thread!

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AceThaCreator

Tell trevor the news so he can FINALLY have the women of his dreams back.

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Kampioen

Get in my helicopter and deliver the documents.

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Pastry

I love the guy that shouts: "Death embrace yoooouu!"

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Fraizer

Is the title supposed to say Madrazo???

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Kampioen

Is the title supposed to say Madrazo???

 

No.

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ky1e1792

Masturbate, furiously.

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Hodgey.

Race, Parachute and do other contact missions.

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crashhat69

sh*t di**!

 

that never gets old lol

Edited by crashhat69

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Sw1ft562

ill respond with a

 

eatttt myyyy diiiiiiiiiiiick!

Edited by Sw1ft562

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xoC18H21NO3xo

screwwww youuuu allll!! And get the f*ck on now!

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gtaguy95

Bump

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KrazyFace

I cry, like a lil' bitch. I morn his dead body till it vanishes into heaven. Then I cry with joy because, in round two, HE'S ALIVE AGAIN! But then I shoot him, and he dies, and so do I, on the inside. So I morn his mutilated carcass... UNTIL ROUND THREE AND OMFGWTF HE'S ALIVE AGAIN!!!

 

Basically, I wish Mendoza would stop playing with my achy-breaky-heart. He makes survivals unsurvivable.

Edited by KrazyFace

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JuniorChubb

I just watch Cities of Gold on Blu-ray :cool:

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161isaiah161

They just send another one, its like a conveyor belt.

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The First Hunter

I'll kill "Hustler" "A*s" "Marine" and other guys

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WhosYu

Go up to him as he is bleeding out and say "I love you, in the appropriate way. If I didn't you would be alive of course!" As I shoot him in the head like I did with all the other mendozas.

Edited by WhosYu

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The First Hunter

Go up to him as he is bleeding out and say "I love you, in the appropriate way. If I didn't you would be alive of course!" As I shoot him in the head like I did with all the other mendozas.

I would say "You're being hysterical" and "I'm playing GOLLLFFFFFFFFF"

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MajorVienna

That bump. I gain 1 point for each post above that missed it.

 

On a serious note, I would apply medicinal compound.

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WhosYu

 

Go up to him as he is bleeding out and say "I love you, in the appropriate way. If I didn't you would be alive of course!" As I shoot him in the head like I did with all the other mendozas.

I would say "You're being hysterical" and "I'm playing GOLLLFFFFFFFFF"

 

Why not say "Your so rude, so very rude!"

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MitchMaljers

Bump

Why?

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LeakyLine

Rape his dead body

 

'YOU'RE TAKING IT IN THE CAN FROM AL-QAEDA SOLDIER!'

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Sunblessed

I think one of the most annoying things that NPCs can say is when Cops yell: "Stop the car!" I'm always like: "Really? I just drove around the entirety of San Andreas with what seems like at least half of the entire Los Santos/San Andreas police force after me, killing many of you, and you think i'm going to stop the f*cking car just because you say so? Do you think i'll go "Oh, snap! He's right! I better stop the car or i'll get in trouble!" Also, if i stop the car, you'll just shoot me. I know that. I'm not stupid. Why are you so stupid?"

 

Actually, the Cops and non-criminal NPCs in general are what annoys me most about Online (i haven't played Story Mode much). The Cops go absolutely batsh*t insane when you get more than three stars, ramming into each other and even civilians while trying to get you. They're so unbelievably relentless, it's like they think killing you will save the world from the Apocalypse.

 

And then....civilians in cars. By the Gods. Whenever anyone discharges a firearm in their presence, they loose any and all intelligence, common sense and driving skill. They turn into a horde of scared and panicked wild animals, like the stampede of wildebeest that killed Mufasa. They've driven straight into me instead of even trying to drive around more times than i care to count, whether i'm on foot, on a motorcycle, or in a car. I've seen them create huge traffic wrecks by ignoring every other car around them, thinking they can get away by accelerating straight into the car in front of them without even attempting to turn the steering wheel. And they just keep pressing down the goddamn gas pedal, as if they just can't comprehend there's another car in front of them. I've failed rescue and escort missions because they kept running over the guy i was trying to rescue. I have no idea if the civilians are like this in Story Mode too, but i'm damn sure about one thing. They were never this annoying in GTA San Andreas or GTA IV.

 

Sorry about the rant. Let me know if i should post it somewhere else.

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Khaisz

What do I do? I shoot the guy yelling "Mendoza's been hit"

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nilz45

"Cock Sucker", in the most gaying voice EVER, or, "You doucheboard"

Edited by nilz45

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RiddledAttorney

Screw Mendoza, they got CHARLIE!

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am30

I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't go and bump a dead and pointless thread in a cry for attention.

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