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Epsilon Program

Epsilon Progrvm Cult Chat

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Detective Phelps

haha thats funny you say you are the first epsilon crew in te world thats not treu FACT! read this and takje your bullsh*t away http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/50011/crew-cut-gearing-up-for-the-future-and-paying-tribute-to-the-pas.html

 

KIFFLOM!

KIFFLOM wars, gotta love em'!

So, is sectarian violence on the way?

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kingz2kingz

NO MY BROTHER-BROTHER JOIN THIS AND THE FIRST THING I FIND IS THIS, AND WASNT THE ONE THAT STARTED THE KIFFLOM VENDETTA, I STILL RESPECTING THIS CREW BECAUSE HE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THEN THE FIRST EPSILON CREWS.

 

BUT CRIS FORMAGE AND ME DONT LIKE LIE'S SPREAD TO MAKE EPSILON STUPID

 

KIFFLOM AND PEACE TO ALL OF US!

Edited by kingz2kingz

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Detective Phelps

NO MY BROTHER-BROTHER JOIN THIS AND THE FIRST THING I FIND IS THIS, AND WASNT THE ONE THAT STARTED THE KIFFLOM VENDETTA, I STILL RESPECTING THIS CREW BECAUSE HE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THEN THE FIRST EPSILON CREWS.

 

BUT CHRIS FROMAGE AND ME DONT LIKE LIE'S SPREAD TO MAKE EPSILON STUPID

 

KIFFLOM AND PEACE TO ALL OF US!

Chris Fromage?

 

It's Cris Formage!

 

You guys can't even spell your leader's name! :lol:

 

Your cult is going down, and The Leviathan will take over, with his brother-sister-uncle, Tom Cruise.

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kingz2kingz

it doesnt matter how i spell things

 

and im happy that you have a leader called cris formage:) im a leader myself and dont need any other leader:)

 

my cult is going down hahahah hahahahahah omg i cant stop laugh:P

 

lol over 2 days i will have 1000 members and you calling epsilon ann cult funny

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Detective Phelps

it doesnt matter how i spell things

 

and im happy that you have a leader called cris formage:) im a leader myself and dont need any other leader:)

 

my cult is going down hahahah hahahahahah omg i cant stop laugh:P

 

lol over 2 days i will have 1000 members and you calling epsilon ann cult funny

Cris Formage isn't my leader.

He is a con man, who leads a cult called epsilonism.

 

The Leviathan will buy you guys out for 1 cent.

It's all ogre now.

Edited by Los Santos Police Department

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kingz2kingz

what he will but you guys for 1 cent? you mean BUY?

 

its all ogre now?

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Detective Phelps

its all ogre now?

Someone doesn't get it.

 

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

F*** Cris Formage, he's not love, and he ain't life either.

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kingz2kingz
okay but I did not come here to make it as a small child, but only just to get the facts arguing


and because I do have respect, I would also like to say something positive right away for the rest everything looks good your site and grow your crew


as we said earlier, we are still have the same kind crew.


PEACE OUT


dus leer nederlands dan kun je dat hierboven ook niet zo als een klein kind gedragen

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Detective Phelps

and because I do have respect, I would also like to say something positive right away for the rest everything looks good your site and grow your crew

as we said earlier, we are still have the same kind crew.

I'm not in this crew/gang.

I lead the LSPD, and we're in partnership with numerous gangs that pay their bribes on time. ;)

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kingz2kingz

Okay nice i will check out your crew:)

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The Leviathan

Your cult is going down, and The Leviathan will take over, with his brother-sister-uncle, Tom Cruise.

The Cult of M.M. is in no way affiliated with Mr. Cruise. I only support him because of his work in Scientology, which alongside The Epsilon Program (a parody of Scientology), was the inspiration for my religion cult. There will be no taking over. We need to stick together, because people simply do not BELIEVE in anything, anymore.

Edited by The Leviathan

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Detective Phelps

So your cults are sticking together, eh?

We'll still take you down, with the FIB.

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Epsilon Program

 

Your cult is going down, and The Leviathan will take over, with his brother-sister-uncle, Tom Cruise.

The Cult of M.M. is in no way affiliated with Mr. Cruise. I only support him because of his work in Scientology, which alongside The Epsilon Program (a parody of Scientology), was the inspiration for my religion cult. There will be no taking over. We need to stick together, because people simply do not BELIEVE in anything, anymore.

 

I can not hold my tears when I read such thing.

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Detective Phelps

so, how much does it cost to join this organisation?

 

;)

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Epsilon Program

so, how much does it cost to join this organisation?

 

;)

The price of your happiness.

Edited by Epsilon Program

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Detective Phelps

 

so, how much does it cost to join this organisation?

 

;)

The price of your hapiness.

 

I have none of this "hapiness". I have happiness, though. But it isn't getting sold to you guys. :p

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Epsilon Program

 

 

so, how much does it cost to join this organisation?

 

 

The price of your hapiness.

 

I have none of this "hapiness". I have happiness, though. But it isn't getting sold to you guys. :p

 

What are you talking about ?

;)

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Detective Phelps

Tell me Cris Formage's story.

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Epsilon Program

Cris Formage is the founder and leader of the Epsilon Program, a cult based in the Grand Canaria, Cayman Islands. In 1992 he is interviewed by Lazlow on the West Coast Talk Radio show Entertaining America. On the show he denies that the Epislon Program is a cult, describing it as 'a fellowship of like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit badges'. He also claims to have formed out of two eggs laid by twins on the day of the interview. He also has a rivalry with Darius Fontaine, calling him the devil. At the end of the interview, Lazlow describes Formage as an 'alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist'.

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Detective Phelps

Lazlow insulted your leader! Why haven't you stalked him yet?

Steal his car for me, and I will make sure that you'll have no trouble with the LSPD.

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Dingit

I'd like to see the inside of the Epsilon Center

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