The #ThanksCargobob Snapmatic Photo Contest

[AlexSniperBullet]

The official judging criteria don't include popularity, but who knows....the rules do say that attempted vote influencing can result in disqualification so that's contradictory.

wow no wonder why my jester didn't win before. someone tempering the votes on it. fking assholes :\.

Edited April 24, 2014 by AlexSniperBullet

[AlexSniperBullet]

Edit Oh joy, moisten is back... /edit

 

Once, it took me over 10 minutes to find a cargo bob. And that's including the play through of cco3 to teleport me out near grapeseed. Drove to McKenzie, took the trigger that was there and flew back and forth between there and Sandy Shores until one spawned. Its NOT HARD to get one.

 

it took me 1 second to get 1. i still have it on my pegasus list

[WTFThisIsntWii]

 

 

 

 

Imma take a picture of one of the nudist and the cargobob lifting the nudist so that it looks like the female is sucking his dick. Of, the joys of cargobobing.

Can someone please make Cargobobing a new sexual term? That's the best thing I've heard all day.

 

Im thinking it would involve someone going down on one someone (for the bobbing part) and also a chick with a some junk in the trunk (for the cargo part)

The chick needs to strip down and lay in the middle of a clearing and the guy has to leap out of a helicopter naked and try to get on target. That'd be a cool position right guys... Guys???

[Shaundi.]

You beat me too it i was just about to do this myself.

 

Zeus and i were flying around with a Tank & Cargobob the other day but he crashed before i could get a decent picture,

 

Maybe when we get into a crew session again we can try and do something and enter it.

It started smoking lol.

 

I want to Cargobob a Marquis onto Maze Bank but it's impossible. 2281, I think you were in that crew sesh a week ago where we tried to bring the Marquis to the Alamo Sea but I couldn't lift it above the bridge lol.

 

I think the Marquis is heavier than the Dump where that's easier to lift.

[AlexSniperBullet]

 

You beat me too it i was just about to do this myself.

 

Zeus and i were flying around with a Tank & Cargobob the other day but he crashed before i could get a decent picture,

 

Maybe when we get into a crew session again we can try and do something and enter it.

It started smoking lol.

 

I want to Cargobob a Marquis onto Maze Bank but it's impossible. 2281, I think you were in that crew sesh a week ago where we tried to bring the Marquis to the Alamo Sea but I couldn't lift it above the bridge lol.

 

I think the Marquis is heavier than the Dump where that's easier to lift.

 

You need to have someone be in it.

[RowanSane]

Trying to fly a marquis out of the Alamo with crew on board didn't work either. I did get some altitude but it still self detached...

[Jolly Swagman]

 

 

 

 

 

Imma take a picture of one of the nudist and the cargobob lifting the nudist so that it looks like the female is sucking his dick. Of, the joys of cargobobing.

Can someone please make Cargobobing a new sexual term? That's the best thing I've heard all day.

 

Im thinking it would involve someone going down on one someone (for the bobbing part) and also a chick with a some junk in the trunk (for the cargo part)

The chick needs to strip down and lay in the middle of a clearing and the guy has to leap out of a helicopter naked and try to get on target. That'd be a cool position right guys... Guys???It works best with BBW women as they have a bit more padding and make for a softer landing.

 

Sorry for the quote train, I'm on my phone.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Jolly SWAGman

[Shaundi.]

Whether you have someone or no one in the Marquis, it's 100% impossible to lift it really high only a few metres then both Cargobob & Marquis will jackknife. There goes my photo opportunity

 

Shall take one with the Gruppe 6 money truck.

Edited April 24, 2014 by ZeusMowat_278

[InactiveNew]

 

thumbs up Snapmatic on social club too: http://rsg.ms/RN9XBv

 

Title: THANKS, CARGO, CARGO AND CARGO

 

 

Yes. I knew someone would do it.

 

i want to do this

[Wayne Daniels]

@AlexSniperBullet: I know the cargo bobs aren't attached to each other, what I meant was I only thought cargobobs could attach to vehicles. In Rockstars picture they showed a Cargobob carrying a portable toilet.

Edited April 24, 2014 by gta_aus

[AlexSniperBullet]

@AlexSniperBullet: I know the cargo bobs aren't attached to each other, what I meant was I only thought cargobobs could attach to vehicles. In Rockstars picture they showed a Cargobob carrying a portable toilet.

Edited April 24, 2014 by AlexSniperBullet

[Wayne Daniels]

^^why you quote and not say anything?

[Pyromythical]

I have a photo of the yacht on the maze bank building. Not impossible.

 

It's hard because of it's height and shape, the pendulum effect can be infuriating - need to have constant small adjustments to keep it climbing without swinging it off of the 'bobs hook

[LuapYllier]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny. People can't even do the easy workaround to buy the cargobob any more and then they put this snapmatic contest up. That's a nice big slap in the face for legit players.

 

That being said this is a pretty cool contest idea, I'll see if I can muster up an entry for it.

NO...no its not a slap in the face for legit players...cause legit players never concern themselves with glitches and work-a-rounds. For those players the bob has been the exact same vehicle that we can't own since day one, and this is a simple time filler involving one of the more interesting vehicles in game.

[RichyBeats]

With all this Cargobobbery there is sure to be a record number of RPG kills!

[Pyromythical]

http://rsg.ms/RNXkGo

 

Holding Lombank like bosses.
Yes, that is the high priority vehicle for added killing incentive.

Not impossible... just hard

[AlexSniperBullet]

http://rsg.ms/RNXkGo

 

 

Holding Lombank like bosses.

Yes, that is the high priority vehicle for added killing incentive.

 

Not impossible... just hard

 

too original on what i've seen on snapmatic lol. everyone is doing the same thing damn

[Thr33X]

The hard parts gonna be coming up with something unique. It's gonna come down to who uses scenery and artistic integrity in their photos, cuz I'm sure there's gonna be a whole lot of crazy sh*t being posted.

[modnation]

time to go get a jet and go cargobob hunting (until my console freezes)

[JiNX77]

The hardest part about the Marquis is all the weight is at the bottom. Rubber bands work great so you can concentrate on your lift angle and not cramp up holding the throttle for an hour.

[Pyromythical]

I have some ideas but really, the options aren't unlimited

 

You're right, clever use of the elements and scenery will win it

[Drive_ByShooting]

Yeah, thanks cargobob:

 

[Soran Is On]

the fact theyre holding this challenge and haven't let us buy it yet boggles my mind. #websiteglitch

[Black Rabbit]

Since the release of this contest, I've run into a cargo bob at all the heli spawn points I've come across (airport, sandy shores, grapeseed and hospital).

I've yet to get a good picture because I'm sh*t at that thing. I can't even pick sh*t up half the time....is there a button you push to connect the hook or is it supposed to do it automatically?

 

In any case, this is probably a contest I will not be winning

 

 

Perfect example of not being all that good with the cargo bob (first attempt to get a picture):

Edited April 24, 2014 by Black Rabbit

[Gimpy_420]

 

Just a ploy to get us to buy cash cards to get cargobobs. Or can you even buy one online?

IIRC, they can be purchased in GTAO but they regularly spawn at various helipads once you reach rank 22.

 

I just checked the Rule's and it Dosnt Show canada on the list of Selected countrie's, look's like i cant enter it

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/events/100039/snapmatic-contest-thankscargobob/rules-en

[Black Rabbit]

 

 

Just a ploy to get us to buy cash cards to get cargobobs. Or can you even buy one online?

IIRC, they can be purchased in GTAO but they regularly spawn at various helipads once you reach rank 22.

 

I just checked the Rule's and it Dosnt Show canada on the list of Selected countrie's, look's like i cant enter it

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/events/100039/snapmatic-contest-thankscargobob/rules-en

 

 

They must have some rules against it for some reason....same for the below (hahahahahahaha)

Entrants must be (i) legal residents of the United States (who are not residents of Arizona, Connecticut, Maryland, North Dakota or Vermont),

Edited April 24, 2014 by Black Rabbit

[Gimpy_420]

 

 

 

Just a ploy to get us to buy cash cards to get cargobobs. Or can you even buy one online?

IIRC, they can be purchased in GTAO but they regularly spawn at various helipads once you reach rank 22.

 

I just checked the Rule's and it Dosnt Show canada on the list of Selected countrie's, look's like i cant enter it

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/events/100039/snapmatic-contest-thankscargobob/rules-en

 

 

They must have some rules against it for some reason....same for the below (hahahahahahaha)

Entrants must be (i) legal residents of the United States (who are not residents of Arizona, Connecticut, Maryland, North Dakota or Vermont),

 

I blame Quebec!

[Trademark]

[SouthWestPayDay]

Here is my entry....

 

[CJXJ220]

 

Anyone?