MORE Things I've learned from GTA Online

[Thr33X]

Back again with more of my ongoing list of the things that apparently are a thing in GTAO, according to research and "general opinion". For the first part, go here:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/687791-things-i-learned-from-gta-online/

 

And heeere we go!

 

1) GTA is all about blowing things up. And shooting people. And blowing people up. No story, no context, just "money, cars & violence".

 

2) If you paid someone $20000 in GTA$ and 5000 RP for everytime they played Capture, they still wouldn't play Capture.

 

3) Contrary to what they wanted it to be, a R* Verified symbol on a job is signal not to play it.

 

4) A male playing as a female character is still gay, but taking Snapmatics of dead male nudists' penises aren't.

 

5) Anytime I kill another player with a weapon they don't use, I'm either "lucky", a "Noob" or have "no skill". It has no correlation with my actual proficiency with said weapon.

 

6) If you're in a custom job lobby and the creator of the job is in the lobby, leave.

 

7) Adders...lol.

 

8) Cheaters all have YouTube channels. Like this for Chop.

 

And of course...more will be added as new lesson are learned.

Edited April 23, 2014 by Thr33X

[X S]

Don't we have already have a complaints thread?

[lew3112]

These aren't complaints, they're unfortunate truths.

[AGiganticLlama]

Oh, unfortunate truth thread?

I've learned the GTA community became totally ungrateful after the release of GTA V.

 

People set their expectations way too high and still are for GTA: Online, too.

Edited April 23, 2014 by AGiganticLlama

[Thr33X]

Oh, unfortunate truth thread?

I've learned the GTA community became totally ungrateful after the release of GTA V.

 

People set their expectations way too high and still are for GTA: Online, too.

AMMENDED RULING:

The video gaming community become totally ungrateful after the release of every game ever made, ever.

 

But yeah, you're on the money with that one regardless, lol.

[SuperJude™]

 

4) A male playing as a female character is still gay

 

 

 

7) Adders...lol.

 

 

4) Use Of Homophobia To Make Point

 

7) Racism Against Adders

 

I cannot approve of this thread unfortunately.

[SirPhilMcKraken]

I honestly don't understand the hate for Capture, its old school Capture The Flag. Its a lot better than Prison Thugz which I get invites for all the time. Where is the fun in it when the melee simply doesn't work online at all? All the lag and its buggy as f*ck.

[Solid Scorpion]

That's the most accurate assessment of GTA Online I've seen to date

[BondageKitty]

People follow Jollyswag's guide to the letter.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/651597-how-to-win-at-gta-online-jolly-swagmans-guide/

[Thr33X]

I honestly don't understand the hate for Capture, its old school Capture The Flag. Its a lot better than Prison Thugz which I get invites for all the time. Where is the fun in it when the melee simply doesn't work online at all? All the lag and its buggy as f*ck.

There's not enough "PEW PEW BANG BANG" for the typical GTAOer in Capture, the majority who'd much rather shoot each other mindlessly in freeroam than by more structured means. (See #1)

[Black Rabbit]

Your attempt at humor is, well, an attempt.

[Thr33X]

Your attempt at humor is, well, an attempt.

So's your attempt at sarcasm. U mad bro? Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about Adders...

[Gallioni]

You had me at number 7 and 8.

[codename_duchess]

 

Your attempt at humor is, well, an attempt.

So's your attempt at sarcasm. U mad bro? Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about Adders...

 

There's a name for people like you. Adderists and you suffer from Adderphobia

[Black Rabbit]

 

Your attempt at humor is, well, an attempt.

So's your attempt at sarcasm. U mad bro? Maybe I shouldn't have said anything about Adders...

 

 

Do you even know what sarcasm is? I was just being honest.

 

Sarcasm would be: Wow! What a great list. Perfect!! Everything you said was so true

Edited April 23, 2014 by Black Rabbit

[SouthWestPayDay]

Couldn't you just have added this to the post you already have? So they would all be in the same place, and we wouldn't have an extra post that there isn't a need for?

 

***note: I actually liked the first one...just think it is pointless to add a separate one, why not just add content to the first one and make it bigger and better?

Edited April 23, 2014 by SouthWestPayDay

[A Parked Car]

2) If you paid someone $20000 in GTA$ and 5000 RP for everytime they played Capture, they still wouldn't play Capture.

I disagree, I was finding full lobby's easy during the double xp any time of day.

[Myoyoy]

still a great f*cking game so get over it!!

[Oz70NYC]

It AMAZES me the sheer butthurt in some of these comments. The thread is meant to be a light hearted joke, yet some of you anal-retentive anti-social assholes can't help but make negative comments. Oh what mundane, sad, pathetic lives some of you must live to have to constantly resort to hostile remarks in threads that aren't meant in the least to be hostile. Get over yourselves and lighten the f*ck up.

 

And if you feel way or even slightly threatened by my comment enough to make a hostile response to it, guess what? You're exactly anal-retentive anti-social asshole I talking about.

 

*Waits for them to start pouring out of the walls like roaches*

[Black Rabbit]

It AMAZES me the sheer butthurt in some of these comments. The thread is meant to be a light hearted joke, yet some of you anal-retentive anti-social assholes can't help but make negative comments. Oh what mundane, sad, pathetic lives some of you must live to have to constantly resort to hostile remarks in threads that aren't meant in the least to be hostile. Get over yourselves and lighten the f*ck up.

 

And if you feel way or even slightly threatened by my comment enough to make a hostile response to it, guess what? You're exactly anal-retentive anti-social asshole I talking about.

 

*Waits for them to start pouring out of the walls like roaches*

 

Hypocrite much?

[Thr33X]

Couldn't you just have added this to the post you already have? So they would all be in the same place, and we wouldn't have an extra post that there isn't a need for?

 

***note: I actually liked the first one...just think it is pointless to add a separate one, why not just add content to the first one and make it bigger and better?

I could have...except I'd have probably gotten a butthurt "nercobumping" complaint post in the process. I'll just go ahead and put it all together. f*ck the haters.

 

It appears that some people (not you quoted person) have to be disclaimer-ized so that they get the jest in this. I will update the OP accordingly.

 

The following list is not to be taken as complaints, but as a satirical, sarcastic commentary on certain behaviors, habits and occurrences regarding GTA Online. If anything posted at all offends you, then you really need to lighten up.

 

MODS PLEASE CLOSE...I'LL USE MY ORIGINAL THREAD HEREIN.

Edited April 23, 2014 by Thr33X

[Oz70NYC]

 

 

Hypocrite much?

 

Roach #1.

[Raavi]

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