What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[FaultyDroid]

I'm a level 570 for god sake do people even know how this game work???

I know a certain lvl 400+ that isnt actually good at the game at all. Despite his god complex. He just lives his life in the game..

[Strikeslip]

Some guy killed me as I spawned out of LSC on foot after selling a car. Because I enjoy Ed Bassmaster's "I'm putting you on the news!" character, I sent him a text:

 

"I'm putting you on the news!"

 

He messaged back that his crew was coming. Three other guys showed up and began calling me names via text and chasing after me.

 

Some people just don't appreciate my humour.

 

Link to Ed Bassmaster video:

Edited March 3, 2017 by Strikeslip

[Dacelo]

I know a certain lvl 400+ that isnt actually good at the game at all. Despite his god complex. He just lives his life in the game..

Sounds like me, lol. Was doing some work for an MC and had a car with two sub-50 levels tailing me, they killed me twice then taunted me. I'm something like level 450. Still horrible at the shooting part.

[Gridl0k]

I don't think this Lazer pilot had been killed by a Buzzard before..

 

 

"You suck" is the correct answer.

Edited March 4, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Sky_Light12]

I don't think this Lazer pilot had been killed by a Buzzard before..

 

 

"You suck" is the correct answer.

not using " git gud m8 " ?

 

 

inb4 Schroebedroeber hit-n-run

 

Edited March 4, 2017 by Sky_Light12

[Gridl0k]

I let a mugger do my talking, as a rule.

[SHADOW OPS]

U ppppuuusssyyyy after I blew up his savage and then his ceo buzzard with my vip ruiner in a span of 2 minutes...

[Nyamber]

I met someone who still seems to think the VIP ruiner is useful. He forgot you can simply land on a roof and he can't do sh*t to you.

 

I did just that, and started sniping him out of it everytime he got back in. He didn't like that. lol.

 

Use pussy tactics, I'll use them right back.

 

Edited March 5, 2017 by The-Irish-Hunter

[Happy Hunter]

^Lmao

[MeisterJazz]

There's an over fluctuation of the word pussy today. Like seriously.

[LanaSugoi]

I met someone who still seems to think the VIP ruiner is useful. He forgot you can simply land on a roof and he can't do sh*t to you.

 

I did just that, and started sniping him out of it everytime he got back in. He didn't like that. lol.

 

Use pussy tactics, I'll use them right back.

 

oh that's nice , i just utterly floored a guy who owns R2K

yes , he has left the parking lot

Edited April 15, 2017 by LanaSugoi

[Mrs. Buzz]

There's an over fluctuation of the word pussy today. Like seriously.

^^ That's why I've started months ago to call these tryhards my "bunnies"

 

OT:

I was into races the last 10+ hours (+/- 70 races) and most of the time host. I like to race clean and to have fun, which means I like to type messages and comments on what's happening on the track. So a fresh lobby starts with no contact until the lobby was "filtered" so only skilled and wise and funny/friendly racers left, then back to contact and slip/catchup off. I had some funny mesages form the "dark side" Some of them I've to face more than once:

 

random: "Which idiot sets this race to 4 laps?"

me: "Me and I'm called host - thx for the compliment"

 

random: "No contact is for pussies"

me: "Look there's a virtual door - you can leave whenever you like"

 

random: "You're a f*ckin cheater - noone wins with Zentorno here"

me: "sweety, learn to drive curves propper so you won't lose speed - smh"

 

random: "Why custom off you morron"

me: "Look, we have lvl 6-14-27 here - let's make it fair for them"

 

Maybe off topic here, but here's footage of a really salty cheater who couldn't race fair (but he lost, though and this was going on for three rounds) :

 

 

 

[xCarlaP_x]

On the contrary the only hate mail I get these days is during a ruiner rampage. A lot of people still think it's 'modding' even though I play on the PS4.

[SHADOW OPS]

On the contrary the only hate mail I get these days is during a ruiner rampage. A lot of people still think it's 'modding' even though I play on the PS4.

Morons will be morons. A couple of days ago had 4 fools who kept coming at me in their yellow and black kuruma.

 

They didn't know the difference between a regular ruiner and the vip ruiner.

[Nyamber]

 

On the contrary the only hate mail I get these days is during a ruiner rampage. A lot of people still think it's 'modding' even though I play on the PS4.

Morons will be morons. A couple of days ago had 4 fools who kept coming at me in their yellow and black kuruma.

 

They didn't know the difference between a regular ruiner and the vip ruiner.

 

Killing idiots STILL doesn't make you good.

[Belgarel]

The ones that amuse me the most are the ones from people I destroyed who run away then after 5-10 minutes start sending messages about how I ran away.

 

This guy tonight, for example. I was camping him for shooting at me (I had nothing better to do) and had driven him all the way up the hill to the dam. Was 8 kills to 0 so he was getting worked hard. He ghost orged but I'd seen him on top of the dam so I waited and killed him. No idea where he respawned as he was ghosted so I searched a bit and caught him running away in a buzzard. Got it smoking but he got away. I decided to go kill someone else. Some minutes later after I had forgotten about him,

 

 

Yeahhh.. So I tell him I'm coming for him and he ghost orgs. He was on the far end of the city and I have no idea where he is now so I go afk in my office while making tea until his ghost org runs out and again tell him I'm coming for him. He hides on a roof and sits up there the rest of the match crying in chat. I don't get it, this kind of guy is only lying to himself. Do they believe their own bullsh*t? Why does it take them like 10 minutes after getting wrecked to decide to start sending messages?

Edited March 5, 2017 by Belgarel

[Gridl0k]

When u wake up the next morning and regret last night's messages

 

 

 

I found the one sorry XBL player.

Edited March 5, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Comatose Gamer]

I think I have hit gold...

 

The other week I made a second character, female, I spend a while trying to make them look good (Skyrim make me like this), then I buy a load of clothes for some outfits.

Anyway, on Friday, I went on GTAO, and while driving around, I come across a... strange sight, a player tried their best (but obviously failed) to make an old man character... in a bathrobe... standing in the middle of the street.

I went over there to see if they were friendly, when I received a text from him "Want to be in my p 0 r n 0?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I shot him in the face.

 

 

 

A few moments later, he sent this- "I guess not then"

[Gridl0k]

You never start off by shooting in their face. Amateur.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Translate to '' hopefully vereckt your ugly whoring mother''

 

 

Another happy victim haha

[TKDSnovelist]

Translate to '' hopefully vereckt your ugly whoring mother''

 

 

Another happy victim haha

 

verrecken = to die painfully (in german)

Edited March 5, 2017 by TKDSnovelist

[WATTSNATIONALIST]

Here's the most recent (I have alot, I'm a day 1'er) anyway, I'm solo, doing fully loaded , 4 dudes decided to take limo and hunt me. Why? Don't know, I ignore ppl doing CEO work. Anyway, they approached, boom boom boom, toast.

I'm back to mission.

2 get another limo, 2 get into a buzzard-same out come. Here's the good part, I get "why'd you kill us pussy?" "And lick taint!"

"Are you a modder?" And my favorite was "give money please, friend request sent"

 

All real 100% accurate.

I love this game!

Edited March 5, 2017 by WATTSNATIONALIST

[xCarlaP_x]

Taking down a jet and a few helis with the ruiner apparently means I'm cheating. Though when asking them to clarify how I'm cheating, apparently it's just an OTT vehicle.. Coming from a laggy jet pilot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 6, 2017 by xCarlaP_x

[SHADOW OPS]

Taking down a jet and a few helis with the ruiner apparently means I'm cheating. Though when asking them to clarify how I'm cheating, apparently it's just an OTT vehicle.. Coming from a laggy jet pilot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stupid pilots are stupid. Jet players love their lag.

 

Nice shooting Tex.

[SHOKKERZ91]

"I can´t wait to defile the rotten corpse of your mother, cheating scum".

WTF is wrong with guys like this?

[ciel]

a random happened to enter a crew dominated public session earlier tonight so I sent a mugger. 5 mins later he replied with the typical '' slllllluuuuuuutttttt'' lol

[Happy Hunter]

Fresh dose of BS:

 

[Sky_Light12]

Translate to '' hopefully vereckt your ugly whoring mother''

 

 

Another happy victim haha

should da been use " and i hope you stepped on a lego while in a dark " in german LOL

 

again , inb4 Schroebedroeber hit-n-run

 

 

"I can´t wait to defile the rotten corpse of your mother, cheating scum".

WTF is wrong with guys like this?

 

Fresh dose of BS:

 

lol , i think you could " beat " at their own excuses , something like " wait , u da modder ? will u giv me $$$$ "

[MeisterJazz]

Translate to '' hopefully vereckt your ugly whoring mother''

 

 

Another happy victim haha

Hahaha I wish I could've heard that over the mic lol

[PetrolCB]

Fresh dose of BS:

 

 

Why blur their name? Dipsh*ts should never be immune to being outed.