What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[OrileyConner]

I messaged one guy who ran away from. "Warriors Come out and play."

[TheLordMarvel]

Maybe not the best, but these two happened recently which gave me a good laugh. (Or, well, I laughed at my own responses, so I'm not sure if this is the right topic. But I'll post it anyway! )

First message.

 

 

Random: Can you give me hacked money please?

Me: No, sorry.

Random: Why the f*ck not asshole?
Me: Because I'm not a hacker??
Random: Ok.

Me: Yup. Now f*ck off!

 

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Second message.

 

My teammate keeps killing our entire team during an LTS, essentially making us lose the rounds. Round 3, by now he's laughing and bragging about it all over the mic; so I decided to take him out. Which I did pretty quickly.

 

Few mins later.

 

That random person: Why the f*ck did you just f*cking jump in front of my RPG? f*ck you. Stay the f*ck away from me, f*cking kund.

Me: You reap what you sow, snuggybear.

Random: ..... F*CK YOU!

 

 

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Fun fact: Calling people snuggybear pisses them off BEYOND anything. Pussycat also works.

[Coleco]

Fun fact: Calling people snuggybear pisses them off BEYOND anything. Pussycat also works.

 

I bet can I add that to my list?

 

I usually address other players as 'Cupcake' or 'Snowflake' when I'm sent edgy messages in some bizarro quasi-language

[TheLordMarvel]

 

Fun fact: Calling people snuggybear pisses them off BEYOND anything. Pussycat also works.

 

I bet can I add that to my list?

 

I usually address other players as 'Cupcake' or 'Snowflake' when I'm sent edgy messages in some bizarro quasi-language

 

 

Sure, go ahead! Sadly, pussycat can only be used during messages and not on texts, since it's got pussy in the word, but Snuggybear works for all

 

I may end up using Snowflake one time!

[Professional Amateur]

Sure, go ahead! Sadly, pussycat can only be used during messages and not on texts, since it's got pussy in the word, but Snuggybear works for all

 

I may end up using Snowflake one time!

I also find using bub or bubby seems to work well. Basically, just use any cutesy nickname you'd give to a toddler. Sunshine and fruitcake have yielded some good results as well, but I need to use Snuggybear in a conversation with an angered random random some time soon!

 

Not sure why some people children don't like being talked to like the toddlers they are, but I'm glad it works.

[ATeaDaze]

I'd like to send this message out to a Simpsons fan:

[Happy Hunter]

 

"mmm H u n t e r"

 

 

"acknowledge the H u n t e r. helisexuality"

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r oh H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god i'm a H u n t e r"

 

#helisexuality

[Amy Vinewood]

[Malibu Club]

Some dude sent me a message asking "R u a tryhard"

 

I don't know what possessed him to associate someone who's only level 95 and has a measly K/D of 1.26 with being a tryhard. All I was even doing at the time was letting my friend try the Itali GTB before he bought it.

Edited January 13, 2017 by Daedalheidis

[Sir Alpha YT]

 

"mmm H u n t e r"

 

 

"acknowledge the H u n t e r. helisexuality"

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r oh H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god i'm a H u n t e r"

 

#helisexuality

I think you have a problem... Never sure when you are joking about this or not...

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r"

 

 

"acknowledge the H u n t e r. helisexuality"

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r oh H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god i'm a H u n t e r"

 

#helisexuality

I think you have a problem... Never sure when you are joking about this or not...

 

excuse me , what do you mean ?

[Wtfdontlickme]

"Please stop killing me"

"Wow"

I was dominating the lobby in my jet. Eventually the randoms left and our crew public lobby was back to normal.

[Mrs. Buzz]

"Have mercy."

 

I was bodying him with the Lazer doing dropshots, then he left.

^^ I texted that for myself tbh a couple months ago - was owned by a badass Hydra pilot arround Sandy Shore. I stopped moving and trying to defend myself - accepted my defeat once he got arround 10 spawnkills on me. I texted - "Have mercy" and he finaly desists from me. In the end a gentlemen, I think

[A Madvillain]

I recall being on top of Maze Bank with a bounty. Expanding my map, I see a rather confused blip circling the building below. He goes off radar, and then appears right where I last saw him on the map before his blip disappears, which was a rather strange tactic. So he gives up for a bit, and he drives up road and stops. So I take out my sniper and through my scope I aim in on his car which was parked awkwardly in the middle of the road just outside the apartment in Integrity Way (not sure if it's the name of the apartment, or the road it's situated in.) I snipe him.

 

A few seconds later, I receive a message from the same guy that read, "aye so u wanna rooftop rumble me m8", and sends a One on One Deathmatch.

 

Laughing, I didn't know how to respond to this, so I just sent him a simple " kk m8 XD" and respectfully declined his invite.

 

He did manage to get my bounty, after many many unsuccessful attempts that increased in hilarity after each and every failed attempt.

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

Some random who picked the wrong fight with my CEO group.

"F*CK B*TCH (insert N-word here)S"

 

So that's a thing that was said on a open mic.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

First one of 2017 translation german to english.....................................son of a bitch (from a bitch owned 7-0 so far )

 

 

And im on their yacht in their hotub anyway i have a target to hunt

Edited January 13, 2017 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Malibu Club]

First one of 2017 translation german to english.....................................son of a bitch (from a bitch owned 7-0 so far )

 

 

And im on their yacht in their hotub anyway i have a target to hunt

Make sure to piss in the hot tub as an extra present.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

First one of 2017 translation german to english.....................................son of a bitch (from a bitch owned 7-0 so far )

 

And im on their yacht in their hotub anyway i have a target to hunt

Make sure to piss in the hot tub as an extra present.

 

Attempting to troll a online veteran comes with consequences if only i could hahaha all ground attacks ( assassinations) as the my pads buzzarded

Edited January 13, 2017 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Phiziicz]

This player

 

Gamertag Sentinel XSigma

 

 

Edited January 14, 2017 by Phiziicz

[Rocket Skates]

This player

 

Gamertag Sentinel XSigma

 

 

Scum of the earth bro.

[Cackling Jack]

Can some tell me what the f*ck does "LZZZ" or "take your Ls" mean? Been getting those a lot lately.

[Dacelo]

Can some tell me what the f*ck does "LZZZ" or "take your Ls" mean? Been getting those a lot lately.

Means taking a loss, swallowing your pride kind of.

Only time I remember it being said to me was after a cheater in godmode killed me then spammed it so I usually associate it with total dickheads.

[Cackling Jack]

 

Can some tell me what the f*ck does "LZZZ" or "take your Ls" mean? Been getting those a lot lately.

Means taking a loss, swallowing your pride kind of.

Only time I remember it being said to me was after a cheater in godmode killed me then spammed it so I usually associate it with total dickheads.

 

 

Thanks for clearing that up for me. It was doing my head in. Man what will they think of next.....

[Wotanskrieger]

While having a fight 3vs3 players, i park my Hydra on top of Maze Bank for a few seconds for texting a friend. I see a random passive dot coming towards me with a heli. She tries to kill me throwing her chopper to me. I flew out and she dies. A few seconds later i receive a message:

 

"Your probably a woman beater"

 

[action_pumper]

Only 3 people in this session

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Schroebedroeber]

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r

 

"acknowledge the H u n t e r. helisexuality"

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r oh H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god i'm a H u n t e r"

 

#helisexuality

I think you have a problem... Never sure when you are joking about this or not...Exactly what i was thinking.

Maybe its time to visit a docter?

Edited January 14, 2017 by Schroebedroeber

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r

 

"acknowledge the H u n t e r. helisexuality"

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r oh H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god i'm a H u n t e r"

 

#helisexuality

I think you have a problem... Never sure when you are joking about this or not...

Exactly what i was thinking.

Maybe its time to visit a docter?

 

you know what to do right ?you should see a doctor

[Schroebedroeber]

 

 

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r

 

"acknowledge the H u n t e r. helisexuality"

 

 

"mmm H u n t e r oh H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god i'm a H u n t e r"

 

#helisexuality

I think you have a problem... Never sure when you are joking about this or not...

Exactly what i was thinking.

Maybe its time to visit a docter?

 

you know what to do right ?you should see a doctor

 

Thats right, you should!

[Sky_Light12]

Thats right, you should!

Ooooooooooh

then will you be my doctor ?

 

 

you're so feisty aren't cha ?

Ahya-hya-hya

 

Edited January 14, 2017 by Sky_Light12

[Schroebedroeber]

Sorry, im not qualified to be a doctor