What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Here is a couple recent ones ive had

 

Brilliant hahaha

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

In a team deathmatch started 3 on 3 but two of the other team left leaving it 3 on 1.

 

Guy on other team gets 1 kill over us and is in the lead. He then Jack's a car and runs for the hills because winning is so important.

 

There was 10 min left and I'm like WTF?

 

Sent him a message calling him a coward which must have peeved him a bit because not only did he reply in game but he and two of his buddies started messaging me via the PSN.

 

My favorite line from him was "whyare guys who play as girls such pu**ies?"

 

And I was like

 

"....um, says the guy who ran away. LOL."

 

I reported him and his friends via the PSN for abusive comments and the PSN admins contacted me a day later apologising for the abouse and said appropriate actions had been taken.

 

See kids? Cowards get what they deserve.

well calling someone coward would be usually met with a compliment

 

OR in extreme cases , flattery or even " Oh you're so softy for saying that "

I willingly admit I poked him first but it's not like he didn't ask for it.

well i admittedly cause pragmatism mayhem on my wake

and rarely getting what's coming to me unless i was being an evulz

[truffleshuffle03]

I legit I made a guy cry on GTA today. I am driving around and I see a bounty by me and I'm like why not let's get it. I start going after him and he sees this and try's to make a b line into paint and spray the one buy the river thing. I stop on the bridge get out and use a grenade and blow him up before he reaches the doors to pain and spray. He gets on his mic and is screaming his lungs out cursing me and stuff for blowing up his Mercenary truck. He is legit crying you could hear it over his mic in between him screaming curse words at me and how he did not have insurance on it and how dare I blow it up. In between my laughing which did not help the situation it just made him madder I said you had a bounty not my fault you were dumb enough to drive in your fav car and did not even have insurance on it. In between sobs he was like I was driving it to put insurance on it and A**holes like you blow me up. I just said this is GTA as I drove away while he was shooting at me. He spent the better part of two hours trying to get revenge on me but he failed at that too.

[Captain_Fluffy]

I have a fairly quiet session at the minute, just a few people doing CEO work and a few randoms. I've been left alone for the whole time I've been collecting my special crates. Until now. I was on my way back to the warehouse when a random player started following me and trying to throw stickies at my van. I managed to make it to my warehouse, so I messaged the guy and asked him to leave me be. He replied "sorry, invite me to your organisation and I'll stop." Unbelievable. I send back "What on earth makes you think I'd want to invite you now??" Him - "Because you're on your own and you might need back up." Me - "If you want invites, don't try to destroy people's crates." Then guy then said "Sorry, not trying to change your mind" then proceeded to blow up my Shotaro that was outside my office. I think he needs serious work on his recruitment tactic..

 

Edit: and now he's put a bounty on me..

 

I had one jerkwad do that to me ages ago, with him actually blowing up the van he was in and then had the audacity to say I should hire him to because he thought he demonstrated his ability to 'protect' my cargo. Kids eh? RPG to his face was the reply he got.

 

I parachuted into collected some supplies for an MC pressie I was with and noticed there was a white dot near Zancudo air base pointing in my direction as I glided into towards the collection of shops and houses before the turn off that heads towards Sandy Shores. Unsurprisingly they try to snipe at me (clearly keen for my bounty) but only managed a few grazing hits. Landed safely after swaying about to knock their aim off and started towards the supplies when the player came driving at me. Blew him away and carried on to my objective. Waited for them to respawn and fired a few grenades in their direction before taking off. They seemed to want a second shot but a few rounds in their direction convinced them to keep driving. Went off radar towards my destination when I saw in the chat "Put down the minigun Bunny f*cker" (I have Bunny in my name..) Pretty hilarious considering it was just a Special Carbine...someone was confused.

[Gridl0k]

[Sky_Light12]

say yes

arrange " date bait "

when he's open , backstab him

????

profit = rage

[Gridl0k]

It was 8-3 to me at that point, and he just kept following me while I was doing my own thing. So I'm not sure how he thinks 'girls' play.

Edited January 1, 2017 by Gridl0k

[Malibu Club]

It was 8-3 to me at that point, and he just kept following me while I was doing my own thing. So I'm not sure how he thinks 'girls' play.

"I-it's not like I like you or anything!!!!"

[Sky_Light12]

 

It was 8-3 to me at that point, and he just kept following me while I was doing my own thing. So I'm not sure how he thinks 'girls' play.

"I-it's not like I like you or anything!!!!"

 

LOL tsundere in middle of fight

[JayceonDub063]

I'm no killer...I settle differences behind the wheel. Was Driving my Matte Black Alpha and saw a Chrome Dollar-Wheeled Zentorno, guy was Lvl 2068 (meanwhile I was on Lvl 69) challenged him to an impromptu race (a highway battle)

 

He messaged me saying "Prepare to lose NOOB!"

This Bruh wasn't ready

 

30 seconds into the race, he slams head first into a trailer

 

After winning the race I messaged him: "Lvl 2068 and you crashed within 30 secs...I'm disappointed in you"

 

He was like "UH UH, MY ZENTORNO IS FSTR!!"

While I'm reading his message... he's approaching towards me...and he starts shooting me so a chase errupts, Headed towards the Marina, I timed my drift so perfectly, I managed to evade going into the water...and as for him...well...let's just say...he needed to cooldown

 

So after recovering, he sends "DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

 

Aaaaaaandd I have a 7K bounty on my head

Edited January 3, 2017 by JayceonDub063

[Schroebedroeber]

 

say yes

arrange " date bait "

when he's open , backstab him

????

profit = rage

Dont you have anything better to do than telling everyone what comeback they should use?

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

say yes

arrange " date bait "

when he's open , backstab him

????

profit = rage

Dont you have anything better to do than telling everyone what comeback they should use?

well trolling of course and seeing common messages like " u r a modder ? " , " u r a girl ? " , etc

[xR4PTORx]

It's mostly me sending out the messages to bait people. Things like, git gud. Go back to story mode Jojo. I use "jojo" alot. Seems to be effective. People get real mad too. Like I just offended their mother.

[Mel94]

I'm in a nice and quiet session again (I love when I find those) and I'm just doing CEO crate runs.

 

This guy messages me out of the blue (I haven't spoken to him or gone near him at all in the session) and says "are you a girl?"

 

I'm a bit wary, since experience tells me there's only one reason someone would ask that, so I reply back "yeah, why?"

 

He replies "oh ok, just checking"

 

Checking? I reply "checking for what? lol" And he says "nothing, don't worry."

 

I carry on with my crate work and a little while later he randomly asks me what I'm doing. I thought that was a bit obvious since I'm signed in as a CEO and it'd show up on the map when I collect a crate or start a delivery, but I answer back "CEO crate work, you?" anyway, just to be polite.

 

He randomly asks me "are you a girl or a woman?"

 

Now I start laughing to myself because I'm 22 years old and the Britney Spears song 'I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" immediately comes to mind. I'm tempted to say I'm 14 years old, just to see him be like 'oh.'

[GhostDaGhost]

I took out this dude and he had a mic on and the first 3 times I killed him, he didn't mind. Once I reached 16 kills on him, he got absolutely triggered, another random had a mic said to chill and when he was trying to escape, I sniped him and he screamed and sent mercs after me lmao

Edited January 6, 2017 by GhostDaGhost

[Mr Walker]

The worst thing I ever heard (not msgd), was I joined a heist set on easy. I'm pretty chill when it comes to playing, and tend to be whatever the host wants, that's their choice, but said to the host, why easy bro, let's pump up that difficulty and get some GTA$ in. He said he had MS, so his fine motor skills are not so good. Alright, fair enough, it's a prick of a disease (and I know a guy with MS). Some dickhead joined the heist, and DEMANDED it be set to hard. The host explained, and the joinee chewed him out, abused him hardcore, and then left.

 

Seriously, WTF is wrong with some people. At the end of the day, is an extra $30-50K in a game pretend money account worth that? They host was pretty upset, and TBH, if the joinee was there IRL, I would have happily kicked him the the teeth. Probably more than once. Perspective. It's some silly game money, and a dude who, let's face it, his life is pretty frigging sh*t and only going to get worse, is just looking for some fun and to be shat over like that. f*ck THAT! Do we really need some pretend gangster $ so bad? I reported joinee to MS and R* (something I never do). Hopefully they got banned for life. Some things are just f*cking WRONG.

 

Thankfully, we got a full crew pretty quick, and finished the heist, albeit with a couple of hiccups, ironically none from the host, but yeah.

[DC4B18]

Racist sh*t. Random cursing. You name it.

 

I'll be minding my own business as usual.. then someone tries to kill me, but I kill them. Shortly after that, I usually get one of those messages. It's always the ones who attack me first. Those are the only people who do that.

 

I keep screenshots of them but I won't post any cause I ain't that type.

[Fireboy769]

I'm no killer...I settle differences behind the wheel. Was Driving my Matte Black Alpha and saw a Chrome Dollar-Wheeled Zentorno, guy was Lvl 2068 (meanwhile I was on Lvl 69) challenged him to an impromptu race (a highway battle)

 

He messaged me saying "Prepare to lose NOOB!"

This Bruh wasn't ready

 

30 seconds into the race, he slams head first into a trailer

 

After winning the race I messaged him: "Lvl 2068 and you crashed within 30 secs...I'm disappointed in you"

 

He was like "UH UH, MY ZENTORNO IS FSTR!!"

While I'm reading his message... he's approaching towards me...and he starts shooting me so a chase errupts, Headed towards the Marina, I timed my drift so perfectly, I managed to evade going into the water...and as for him...well...let's just say...he needed to cooldown

 

So after recovering, he sends "DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

 

Aaaaaaandd I have a 7K bounty on my head

(Insert RWBY Laugh GIF here)

[Classique]

"can u send me moneyes pls, u a modder rigt"

 

- Unknown kiddo rank 17

 

 

Literally how it's spelt. I'm Rank 607.

[4ward]

A godmode modder after killing me few times in a row

"ez"

[Sky_Light12]

 

I'm no killer...I settle differences behind the wheel. Was Driving my Matte Black Alpha and saw a Chrome Dollar-Wheeled Zentorno, guy was Lvl 2068 (meanwhile I was on Lvl 69) challenged him to an impromptu race (a highway battle)

 

He messaged me saying "Prepare to lose NOOB!"

This Bruh wasn't ready

 

30 seconds into the race, he slams head first into a trailer

 

After winning the race I messaged him: "Lvl 2068 and you crashed within 30 secs...I'm disappointed in you"

 

He was like "UH UH, MY ZENTORNO IS FSTR!!"

While I'm reading his message... he's approaching towards me...and he starts shooting me so a chase errupts, Headed towards the Marina, I timed my drift so perfectly, I managed to evade going into the water...and as for him...well...let's just say...he needed to cooldown

 

So after recovering, he sends "DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

 

Aaaaaaandd I have a 7K bounty on my head

(Insert RWBY Laugh GIF here)

 

take yer pick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Wtfdontlickme]

"You have a lot of money I bet"

"Can you please get me a modded account"

"L"

 

Lol I may be that guy, but I despise modded accounts. Just like I despise adversary modes.

[Tomdon]

"dick"

"i reported you"

"im trying to be your friend"

 

Oh and my favorite....

"stop killing me"

Edited January 6, 2017 by Tomdon

[Strikeslip]

The worst thing I ever heard (not msgd), was I joined a heist set on easy. I'm pretty chill when it comes to playing, and tend to be whatever the host wants, that's their choice, but said to the host, why easy bro, let's pump up that difficulty and get some GTA$ in. He said he had MS, so his fine motor skills are not so good. Alright, fair enough, it's a prick of a disease (and I know a guy with MS). Some dickhead joined the heist, and DEMANDED it be set to hard. The host explained, and the joinee chewed him out, abused him hardcore, and then left.

 

Seriously, WTF is wrong with some people. At the end of the day, is an extra $30-50K in a game pretend money account worth that? They host was pretty upset, and TBH, if the joinee was there IRL, I would have happily kicked him the the teeth. Probably more than once. Perspective. It's some silly game money, and a dude who, let's face it, his life is pretty frigging sh*t and only going to get worse, is just looking for some fun and to be shat over like that. f*ck THAT! Do we really need some pretend gangster $ so bad? I reported joinee to MS and R* (something I never do). Hopefully they got banned for life. Some things are just f*cking WRONG.

 

Thankfully, we got a full crew pretty quick, and finished the heist, albeit with a couple of hiccups, ironically none from the host, but yeah.

Wow! What an ignorant human being! Sociopath. :-(

[Catgirl Zyzz]

i had a guy constantly chasing me down and killing me for no reason whatsoever, so i get a friend to join me and we start fighting back, i end up on 37vs22 with the killsvsdeaths on that guy, he then goes passive and proceeds to say "ahah you cant win now because you cant kill me, so i beat you" and here I am sitting there with 12 of my PVs destroyed, having lost a few grand while he is hiding in passive after being dominated by 2 pissed off Australians, and having lost around $200K in PV charges, yeah obviously i lost by spending maybe $7-8K in bullets.

Edited January 8, 2017 by Whatzizname

[YlQP..]

"Have mercy."

 

I was bodying him with the Lazer doing dropshots, then he left.

[Happy Hunter]

 

"mmmm H u n t e r"

 

(Hunter gets censored, so I had to have spaces).

 

 

"yum yum H u n t e r"

 

 

"oh god H u n t e r"

 

 

"i'm a H u n t e r"

 

 

"heliphobe. i'm a H u n t e r"

 

 

#helisexuality

[MeisterJazz]

I won 3 non-contact races in a row and those host called me a 'f*ckin ni**er'. I proceeded to message back and said "Ok but at the end of the day you still lost........to a ni**er".

Edited January 11, 2017 by MeisterJazz

[BlackMilk]

People are so predictable. Sometimes that's fun.

I'm just driving around looking for a rat-loader spawn when I notice someone has joined my session. Don't seem to be moving so I drive over to take a look. Person is only around rank 40 or so. Ofcourse the seemingly afk (afc? PS4) person starts shooting at me.

With very little result as I turned on passive mode. Because I'm not an idiot.

 

Clearly not knowing what passive mode is I figure that this person is still pretty new to the game and probably slept through the first 40 ranks. I send a text "Welcome to GTA Online."

Moments later I get a text back saying "welcome to my cick".

 

I guess he meant to say chick. The most logical assumption to make is that he was distracted from the game because he was petting his little pet chicken. He was startled by the sudden appearance of another player close to him but after I sent him a friendly text, he invited me to come say hi to his chick. I guess that in his enthusiasm of sharing the joy with another person his spelling didn't work out too well.

 

People are so much nicer on the internet than they used to be!

(my currently played character is female, but surely that had no relevance here)

 

EDIT: Haha, what an idiot I am! Ofcourse he easily could've meant "cock" instead! That's even more considerate, I could use a good alarm clock. I keep sleeping through the one I set on my phone and I hate being late for morning appointments.

Edited January 13, 2017 by BlackMilk

[Grindgrizzly]

I like to msg people after i do something retarded like blow myself up by accident infront of them. Usually just say lmao.

 

when somebody tries to kill me and i repeat heavy sniper kill them on spawn and i eventually let them or they get away i like to send

 

Bye felicia