What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Pißwasser Time]

Best: "Text me a d**k pic"... (from a female. I hope).

 

Worst: ...I don't remember. lol

Edited December 24, 2016 by Pißwasser Time

[Punker104]

Mate killed a jet guy who had been grieving the lobby for about an hour the other day. He got a message saying 'how do u like this, lol, bomber bye bye' then got message after message saying the same before he was booted from gta, psn, and then his home internet wouldn't work for about an hour.

 

Good times

[Sky_Light12]

Off a random just a moment ago:

 

[Vanquished]

Random player "merry xmas you filthy animal"

 

*Puts a 9k bounty on me*

 

Me "Oh geez santa... thanks for the free 9k!"

 

Random player "hohoho merry xmas"

 

lol...

[Sky_Light12]

Random player "merry xmas you filthy animal"

 

*Puts a 9k bounty on me*

 

Me "Oh geez santa... thanks for the free 9k!"

 

Random player "hohoho merry xmas"

 

lol...

at hohoho part , you should say " am i on nice list now ? "

[Vanquished]

 

Random player "merry xmas you filthy animal"

 

*Puts a 9k bounty on me*

 

Me "Oh geez santa... thanks for the free 9k!"

 

Random player "hohoho merry xmas"

 

lol...

at hohoho part , you should say " am i on nice list now ? "

 

He left before I could say anything lol...

 

Anyway it was randomly funny~

[MemesDoComeTrue]

A few times people I hadn't even seen sent messages saying "Reported", and just today I got a message saying "Please cure my crippling depression" out of nowhere. There have been some strange ones I can't remember right now, but I know they were a bit creepy.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

I sent many messages after

[KurtBong]

Some little Slavic sounding kid was standing in an intersection with a Gatling Gun mowing down everything that moved; pedestrians, cops, emergency equipment, other players, etc. I was standing on the top of a building and I sniped him a couple times just for laffs. He comes back with "stop killing me or I have to use the Bad Words" So I kept it up until he did and it was hilarious. His vocabulary was limited but to hear him get increasingly angry with only the same 2-3 phrases was pure gold

[update_lsc]

 

 

I sent many messages after

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

[Sky_Light12]

 

I sent many messages after

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

cause he like it

[⁣V⁣]

 

Did they remove the texts? I can't send a message to a player or a friend from the phone.

[Happy Hunter]

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

He is an honourable guy, and a helicopter-brother. You, in fact, are the kid.

 

[update_lsc]

 

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

He is an honourable guy, and a helicopter-brother. You, in fact, are the kid.

 

 

Yeah, you just brown nose everybody's ass who's with you on your silly hunter trip, don't you?

Edited December 27, 2016 by update_lsc

[Happy Hunter]

Yeah, you just kiss everybody's ass who's with you on your silly hunter trip, don't you?

I recognize the honour and ingenuity of my brothers and sisters.

 

I also recognize spiciness when I see it too. And you're constantly whining and b*tching about ... Well, anything you can imagine. People with more virtual cash than you, etc. A guy having face paint, that kind of thing.

 

It's kind of funny. People feed off your hate.

Edited December 27, 2016 by Happy Hunter

[update_lsc]

 

Yeah, you just kiss everybody's ass who's with you on your silly hunter trip, don't you?

I recognize the honour and ingenuity of my brothers and sisters.

 

I also recognize spiciness when I see it too. And you're constantly whining and b*tching about ... Well, anything you can imagine. People with more virtual cash than you, etc. A guy having face paint, that kind of thing.

 

It's kind of funny. People feed off your hate.

 

Is spiciness another form of the kids' word of 2016, salty? The first sentence btw, nice brown nosing, again.

I don't give a damn how much cash anybody has as long as it's legit, but hey. You'll probably defend scriptkiddies who blow up sessions too, if they're joining you on that shtity heli trip.

Anyways, back to ignoring you. Didn't expect anything proper to come out of your mouth anyways.

Edited December 27, 2016 by update_lsc

[truffleshuffle03]

I can't decide between these

I was in blaine county just driving around and this dude gets in a tank and drives from the city all the way to blaine county to try and kill me. I actually got a mugger to mug him out of the tank and stole the tank from the mugger and used it to just completely kill him over and over He started messaging me saying it did not matter how much money he spent he was going to kill me. It got to the point where he started messaging me I know where you live I was going to get hacked he was going to be knocking on my door and stab me and everything. It was pretty funny. What made it better was He was on his mic with his friends who were just laughing at him while he was just getting madder and madder.

 

Next

I was goofing of on the mall roof across from paint and spray and saw a bounty and killed him. He then proceeded to try and kill me the whole time I was up their. What was funny his friend was saying I think you met your match and that I was just trolling up on the roof to get him mad which was true. I waited for him to finially climb up so I could jump down to piss him off more and One of my proxy's got him as I drove off. I grabbed a buzzard and flew to another roof because I knew he would show up. He started talking to me saying I am not going to let you get away with these kills you done got on me and I am going to extinguish your life force and we going to do this the old fashion way guns ablazing. About that time I blast him with an rpg from the roof and it set off a firestorm of hate over the mic and in messages. He even left the server and I was sill being cussed in messages. Three days later I get random message from him cussing me even more lol.

Edited December 27, 2016 by truffleshuffle03

[Sky_Light12]

 

 

Yeah, you just kiss everybody's ass who's with you on your silly hunter trip, don't you?

I recognize the honour and ingenuity of my brothers and sisters.

 

I also recognize spiciness when I see it too. And you're constantly whining and b*tching about ... Well, anything you can imagine. People with more virtual cash than you, etc. A guy having face paint, that kind of thing.

 

It's kind of funny. People feed off your hate.

 

Is spiciness another form of the kids' word of 2016, salty? The first sentence btw, nice brown nosing, again.

I don't give a damn how much cash anybody has as long as it's legit, but hey. You'll probably defend scriptkiddies who blow up sessions too, if they're joining you on that shtity heli trip.

Anyways, back to ignoring you. Didn't expect anything proper to come out of your mouth anyways.

 

Well, there's an intelligent answer.

 

 

Edited December 27, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[Happy Hunter]

The first sentence btw, nice brown nosing, again.

Not everything revolves around performing erotic acts. Just because that kind of thing's on your mind all the time, doesn't mean my recognizing the honour of HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST is "brown nosing".

 

I don't give a damn how much cash anybody has as long as it's legit, but hey. You'll probably defend scriptkiddies who blow up sessions too, if they're joining you on that shtity heli trip.

What's a scriptkiddy? You mean a modder, right?

 

In response to that, I don't mind people glitching or modding themselves some money, since the game's already a grind-fest, and better to do that than to just let a videogame company p*ss all over you and sell you cash cards.

 

Anyways, back to ignoring you.

Someone get the violins out.

 

Didn't expect anything proper to come out of your mouth anyways.

I don't have a mouth. I have a camera and M-TADS aiming system.

 

Once again:

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

 

I sent many messages after

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

 

Because love heart shorts are essential for battle

[FluxAmbulance]

Someone messaged me "hey can u give me some mony".

 

To which I replied "Sorry, I don't know what "mony" is".

[Wtfdontlickme]

 

 

 

I sent many messages after

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

I used to dress like that man, but I don't know dude. Most try hards or modded accounts dress like that. I guess thats they're taste? Even though I never had a modded account. I stopped because I wanted a normal character, yet I still play dirty.

 

Anyways, I had a message today from some random modded account who said "You're the master of a jet because you kill low ranks." Stupid MC gang of 6 vs 1 in a piracy prevention. With 3 jets, then me and the GTAF Crew slaughter them and they get all butt hurt.

[Mr_Zombly]

gotta make gta$ somehow.

Edited December 28, 2016 by Mr_Zombly

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

 

 

 

I sent many messages after

Why is it that literally all the freemode tryhard kids like you wear the ugliest facepaints and clothes they can find?

I used to dress like that man, but I don't know dude. Most try hards or modded accounts dress like that. I guess thats they're taste? Even though I never had a modded account. I stopped because I wanted a normal character, yet I still play dirty.

 

Anyways, I had a message today from some random modded account who said "You're the master of a jet because you kill low ranks." Stupid MC gang of 6 vs 1 in a piracy prevention. With 3 jets, then me and the GTAF Crew slaughter them and they get all butt hurt.

 

My accounts not modded in any way i used to get kicked in gta4 events by devs haha just gud and dont get rekt

[Mel94]

I have a fairly quiet session at the minute, just a few people doing CEO work and a few randoms. I've been left alone for the whole time I've been collecting my special crates. Until now. I was on my way back to the warehouse when a random player started following me and trying to throw stickies at my van. I managed to make it to my warehouse, so I messaged the guy and asked him to leave me be. He replied "sorry, invite me to your organisation and I'll stop." Unbelievable. I send back "What on earth makes you think I'd want to invite you now??" Him - "Because you're on your own and you might need back up." Me - "If you want invites, don't try to destroy people's crates." Then guy then said "Sorry, not trying to change your mind" then proceeded to blow up my Shotaro that was outside my office. I think he needs serious work on his recruitment tactic..

 

Edit: and now he's put a bounty on me..

Edited December 29, 2016 by Mel94

[FrugalDangerMan]

In a team deathmatch started 3 on 3 but two of the other team left leaving it 3 on 1.

 

Guy on other team gets 1 kill over us and is in the lead. He then Jack's a car and runs for the hills because winning is so important.

 

There was 10 min left and I'm like WTF?

 

Sent him a message calling him a coward which must have peeved him a bit because not only did he reply in game but he and two of his buddies started messaging me via the PSN.

 

My favorite line from him was "whyare guys who play as girls such pu**ies?"

 

And I was like

 

"....um, says the guy who ran away. LOL."

 

I reported him and his friends via the PSN for abusive comments and the PSN admins contacted me a day later apologising for the abouse and said appropriate actions had been taken.

 

See kids? Cowards get what they deserve.

[Sky_Light12]

In a team deathmatch started 3 on 3 but two of the other team left leaving it 3 on 1.

 

Guy on other team gets 1 kill over us and is in the lead. He then Jack's a car and runs for the hills because winning is so important.

 

There was 10 min left and I'm like WTF?

 

Sent him a message calling him a coward which must have peeved him a bit because not only did he reply in game but he and two of his buddies started messaging me via the PSN.

 

My favorite line from him was "whyare guys who play as girls such pu**ies?"

 

And I was like

 

"....um, says the guy who ran away. LOL."

 

I reported him and his friends via the PSN for abusive comments and the PSN admins contacted me a day later apologising for the abouse and said appropriate actions had been taken.

 

See kids? Cowards get what they deserve.

well calling someone coward would be usually met with a compliment

 

OR in extreme cases , flattery or even " Oh you're so softy for saying that "

[MorbidPharaoh]

Here is a couple recent ones ive had

 

[FrugalDangerMan]

 

In a team deathmatch started 3 on 3 but two of the other team left leaving it 3 on 1.

 

Guy on other team gets 1 kill over us and is in the lead. He then Jack's a car and runs for the hills because winning is so important.

 

There was 10 min left and I'm like WTF?

 

Sent him a message calling him a coward which must have peeved him a bit because not only did he reply in game but he and two of his buddies started messaging me via the PSN.

 

My favorite line from him was "whyare guys who play as girls such pu**ies?"

 

And I was like

 

"....um, says the guy who ran away. LOL."

 

I reported him and his friends via the PSN for abusive comments and the PSN admins contacted me a day later apologising for the abouse and said appropriate actions had been taken.

 

See kids? Cowards get what they deserve.

well calling someone coward would be usually met with a compliment

 

OR in extreme cases , flattery or even " Oh you're so softy for saying that "

I willingly admit I poked him first but it's not like he didn't ask for it.

[BlackMilk]

Empty friend request.