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III974III

What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

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III974III

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I got into a little text argument with a kid where my last message to him was, "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

 

He responded with, "Your mom's freshly dead corpse seemed to help me drift off nicely."

 

Easily the worst thing I have ever read.

Honestly, that would get reported right then and there if I were you. Future f*cking serial killer in the making.

 

On a lighter note, one time after a RR session I was wrongfully thrown into an open lobby (I was originally in a crew session), and had a nice $7000 NPC bounty on my head, and wouldn't you know there were some players around Madrazzo's love nest. Naturally they went after me, in my custom Gauntlet mind you, so I outran them in the hills and got a butthurt text message "P-U-S-S-Y!!!" from one of my pursuers. I laughed like the Joker. The Jack Nicholson Joker.

 

I bet you should have let them kill you and get that bounty. That would have been the not pussy move. Damn idiots.

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Aaron030792

Haven't had a good message yet.

 

Got a message being called a 'British c*nt' from someone because I accidentally ran him over while trying to outrun the police...

 

I play in Invite Only or Solo sessions. Don't have to worry about other people.

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Thr33X

I bet you should have let them kill you and get that bounty. That would have been the not pussy move. Damn idiots.

Well, you know it is GTAO after all...90% of people expect for things to be given to them without earning it. *rolleyes*

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The Spook

I got into a little text argument with a kid where my last message to him was, "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

 

He responded with, "Your mom's freshly dead corpse seemed to help me drift off nicely."

 

Easily the worst thing I have ever read.

It's crap like this that makes me go into Freemodes to sit on rooftops and snipe people. People, kids and grown folks alike, get so mad for being killed in a video game designed for us to die. I often try to see just how mad I can make someone.

 

Someone dies, respawns, comes after me again, and dies to me again. Who's making these morons come after me over and over? Then they get mad and send hate messages and report me, call me a hacker and whatnot. It's hilarious. If I get killed there's no shame in my game; I'm not about to waste my time trying to get even or sending you some childish message full of misspelled words insulting your mother and calling you a homo, I'll leave. I'm also not above killing you 685094 times and then allowing you to see this message above the radar:

 

| The Spook | left.

 

BTW I get some dude asking me am I really a girl almost daily. Some dude sent me a voicemail asking me to be his GTA girlfriend, some other dude wanted to cyber through the mic. Wanted me to moan in the mic so he could get off. It can't honestly be that hard to get a woman IRL...

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am30

I had a dumb Redneck call me an English fag. After pointing out I was neither English or a cigarette, he decided to accuse me of being a homosexual and suggested I go and fornicate with the Queen. I confused him by asking why would I engage in such an act if I am, as he claims, a homosexual?

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Thr33X

BTW I get some dude asking me am I really a girl almost daily. Some dude sent me a voicemail asking me to be his GTA girlfriend, some other dude wanted to cyber through the mic. Wanted me to moan in the mic so he could get off. It can't honestly be that hard to get a woman IRL...

 

You'd be surprised. The sheer amount of sexually driven, socially inept males in the online gaming community is staggering. It could warrant a completely different and heated discussion all it's own. Personally, I know quite a few actual, living breathing female gamers across several games, the most "famous" of them being Tara Babcock and MsInkedQueen (a couple of YouTube/streamers) and you know it's funny how I managed to become cool with them...I actually talk to them like they're regular people.

 

Fancy that, lol.

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Smokemadhaze

80% of the time I get messages from butthurt kids who call me a pussy, but that's ok with me. Meow. Other times they say that I have no life or that I'm a virgin with a small penis. Butthurt kids can be very original lol.

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III974III

BTW I get some dude asking me am I really a girl almost daily. Some dude sent me a voicemail asking me to be his GTA girlfriend, some other dude wanted to cyber through the mic. Wanted me to moan in the mic so he could get off. It can't honestly be that hard to get a woman IRL...

 

 

LMFAOOO.

 

As for your last sentence, there are many examples of guys who lose their freaking mind just because they're in front a girl, just as it is in real life.

 

I was in a Xbox party the other day with only one guy I knew, plus 3 other guys and 1 girl. I didn't talk much, but laughed a lot hearing the guys making fools of themselves talking to the girl like she was some kind of unknown creature fallen from the sky.

 

Plus : women moaning is the best thing in the world after, well, women. /offtopic.

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Caysle

I was at Mount Zonah Hospital to see LSC better and snipe people. There was a guy on the brown building near LSC. When I looked through the scope, I couldn't see anyone at the building. After a short time, I saw a rocket coming to me from the roof of the building, but he missed. After the third rocket I sent to the wall he uses as cover, I killed him. After that he sent me a message: "good shot lol" That was the best message I've ever received in GTAO.

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MrWuggy

Female gamer here: One time this guy level 5 or something randomly pulls up to me and asks me to "shoot him in the balls" I don't know if he was a masochist or what.

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Patton_Campaign

I haven't had many occasions of messages negative messages or otherwise. Get the occasional messages about crew inviting, game set up, occasional mafia thing. But i've got two that stand out

 

The first was from immediately after an offroad race with three people(counting myself) Myself and another were on a dirtbike, then the other a dirtbike. Early on in the race i start moving in for an upcoming turn and the player on the other bike momentarily rubs sides with me before we both corrected. I don't know what occured to him for there. But I made a tight turn and had 1st uncontested for the entire race. Never saw either of them behind me. But when the game ended I quickly got a 'cheaty c*nt' message from one of them and I assume it must have been the guy on the dirtbike.

 

The other was a message I saw following myself and two others from my Lost themed crew get into a fight with some sons of anarchy themed crew of 2 spawn camping some player. We showed up, got involved in the fray, I kept positive against the two of them. Which not far into it was me fighting 1 on the beach and the other 2 fighting the other in the toledo town. The message I got was rambling about me being a wannabe, mocking my aim, and some other thing i don't recall. Only remember the aim mocking for the hypocrisy of it.

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MrLokt

"Get out of that f*cking jet and fight like a man, pussy"

 

I get that message at least 3 times a week.

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Shadow-sxs

It involved my mother and wierdly a goat

 

Well. My lovely fan decided to be even more creative.

 

 

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I had a dumb Redneck call me an English fag. After pointing out I was neither English or a cigarette, he decided to accuse me of being a homosexual and suggested I go and fornicate with the Queen. I confused him by asking why would I engage in such an act if I am, as he claims, a homosexual?

 

Haha, I love it when people use the term "fag". I do not understand why calling other people for cigarettes has become such a popular "insult". :p

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dewtech

 

 

It involved my mother and wierdly a goat

Well. My lovely fan decided to be even more creative.

 

 

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Just point out his username is only one letter over spelling incest, then ask how old he was when he found out

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Sky_Light12

Haven't had a good message yet.

 

Got a message being called a 'British c*nt' from someone because I accidentally ran him over while trying to outrun the police...

 

I play in Invite Only or Solo sessions. Don't have to worry about other people.

Rggghhhh....... ! i smell racist , u should humiliate that c*cksucking racist

 

 

It involved my mother and wierdly a goat

Well. My lovely fan decided to be even more creative.

 

 

FPINATV.jpg

 

Just point out his username is only one letter over spelling incest, then ask how old he was when he found out

 

I'll troll him for you

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Sean O'God

The best message I ever received was actually today. All it said was "f*ck ur good" after I killed some guy a few times in freeroam. That's probably the only positive message I've received after killing someone.

 

The worst was via voice message. It was after I killed a tank griefer. I sniped him out of his tank (this was long before tanksniping was patched) after he griefed quite a few people. I then took his tank, killed him a few more times then messaged him "thanks for the tank." He responded in a stereotypical Canadian accent and he sounded like he was about to cry. He was like a 30 year old guy, too, which made it even more hilarious. He said, "You know what? You're a f*ckin' loser and I'd like to kick yer f*ckin' ass.... (long pause) ... Stupid c*nt... f*ck you." I then sarcastically responded and taunted him a few times, but he never replied so I guess he blocked communications with me.

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dewtech

I often send "good shooting" or similar to players if we get into a good open battle, once had an hour long battle near Rooftop Rumble on 2v2 and some really good play by both sides, finished pretty even on score too.

 

Sent across "epic sniping" and got back "Great DM in FR" so the good ones are out there, somewhere

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Mrstealyohooker

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I3AZZAI2

 

I lol'd. What did you do to cause that type of response lol.

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Mrstealyohooker

 

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I lol'd. What did you do to cause that type of response lol.

 

Long story but it started with me sniping him out of his tank

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The Spook

On a positive note...

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This was after he kamikaze'd into one of our crew meets and took us all on single handed. He kinda got raped, but he joined us soon after and is now a Lieutenant. Been loyal ever since.

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ShadyNexus

On a positive note...

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This was after he kamikaze'd into one of our crew meets and took us all on single handed. He kinda got raped, but he joined us soon after and is now a Lieutenant. Been loyal ever since.

Huh. I've never been in a Crew before. I usually go solo, Due to not wanting to use my voice for GTAonline (anonymous reasons).

 

But he's pro.

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Eminem!

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PG.

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Lol the internet tough guy. Saw this in gen chat

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Eminem!

 

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Lol the internet tough guy. Saw this in gen chat

 

I think it's some new copypasta

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Tabula Rasa

awwe snap, inb4 Darkwar's SFbryan18 posts

 

jk

 

but really SF posted some awful things, I'm pretty glad I can surf through threads without seeing him now; some of them were the ugliest derailments...I would basically cross great threads off my read list.

 

That's at first glance though; I try not to make hardcore judgements on an internet forum :-P.

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I3AZZAI2

This is gettin' steamy

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RedBull FM

I just got this message a few days ago

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III974III

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Will be hard to top that.

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