What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[MCMXCII]

I would always ignore the 1v1 invites when I am relentlessly killing another player. They always make me chuckle whenever I receive one lol

[Silencer81]

Get a lot of messages like "u a girl?" Which I respond with "I can be whatever you want me to be"

Edited July 3, 2016 by Silencer81

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

And when you blow up an organisation and receive the good old ''1v1 pu$$¥'' from all 4 players

 

Yeah 4 players coming my way ok here comes a fair 1v1 then its '' jet/buzzard pu$$¥ fight with guns" lol

[MCMXCII]

Get a lot of messages like "u a girl?" Which I respond with "I can be whatever you want me to be"

Lol that's the exact same thing that I say when people ask me that while I'm playing as a female character. A lot of times I'll mislead them and troll them on purpose just for the lawlz

 

Edit: But are you a girl?

Edited July 3, 2016 by jrl51592

[Sky_Light12]

 

Tonight was an eventful night.

 

So I saw a bounty while in my Buzzard; naturally I went and quickly killed him. I didn't stay to pick on him or anything - I was just in, blasted him, then quickly flew out. I got a 1 v 1 invite though, so he obviously wasn't happy.

 

I see the notification coming up saying he's activated ghost organization, so I fly up high in my Buzzard. Scanning the area, I spot him in his own Buzzard, and take him out with mine.

 

Moments after that, a jet (unaffiliated with either of us) starts trying to attack me. I'm still in the Buzzard, and duke it out with the jet for a while. After a few minutes of ducking around buildings and fighting, I notice the original guy's activated ghost organization again. I spot him in his Buzzard, and dodge a missile he sends me.

 

Luckily for me, he gets caught up with the jet. While they're both distracting each other, I take them both out:

 

 

 

I fly away while waiting for him to get back on the radar, and get this:

 

(My name's chocolate stain, and does not refer to anyone of any race).

 

I ignore that anyway; then I get this:

 

 

Why he thought I'd fall for that and make a sale for him to ambush, I have no idea. So I text him a simple reply:

 

"Lol."

 

I then get this:

 

 

To which I reply:

 

"Why would I do that lol?"

 

He replies back:

 

 

I say:

 

"I'm right here, you just keep failing to get me."

 

He responds:

 

 

I tell him:

 

"I already rekt you lol." (Not my usual vocabulary, but he needed trolling).

 

He responds again:

 

 

Unsure of what to say to that, the only appropriate response for me to give was this:

 

"lel"

 

I look at my map, and see he's still. He is presumably texting something, so I creep over in my Buzzard and blow him up before he can. I text him:

 

"LMAO"

 

"Lol"

 

I'm sent this:

 

I send a mugger, and then blast him while he's down (still in the Buzzard). I get this:

 

To which I reply with an obligatory "lol". He then sends this:

 

I land at the top of the construction site (by now I've been in the Buzzard a long time, and need a break from it). He switches on ghost organization, so I prepare.

 

I can hear a Savage's explosive rounds, then a clanging sound (evidently, he has crashed). He didn't die though, so he probably managed to bail onto the roof where I was. Naturally, I parachuted off.

 

I decided I'd zoom over to my Kraken sub and troll him. While I'm driving though, I notice he's off radar again, and presumably in a Buzzard. Not to worry though:

 

 

 

By the time he respawns, it's too late. I'm in the sub, and no matter how many explosives he spams at the water (and believe me, he did) I'm getting away. I text him:

 

"Lol".

 

He replies:

I tell him:

 

"I am, your tears are great."

 

 

 

To be fair, I did get troll-ific towards the end. But I think it was fair enough - you shouldn't go around calling people N-words. And he kept coming after me anyway.

 

i see you took the trolling score up to 11

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tonguegirl]

"You suck. Explosives Launcher Noob"

 

From a Marksman/RPG spammer with a bought rank, Love those guys.

[whywontyoulisten]

Robot voice over public chat: "I'm part of anonymous, I can give you $1,000,000 dollars. Do you want it or not? Ememememem don't tell Rockstar."

 

Disconnected: There has been an error with this session. Didn't even get a chance to see which player was saying it.

Edited July 3, 2016 by whywontyoulisten

[Bnd]

After i transfered to PC i started to recive these:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never had any issues with this kind of messeges on PS4 for long time then it started again on PC, when it stops?

[20451ecneps]

After i transfered to PC i started to recive these:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I never had any issues with this kind of messeges on PS4 for long time then it started again on PC, when it stops?

 

What's your rank?

[Bnd]

What's your rank?

 

1341

[update_lsc]

 

What's your rank?

 

1341

 

Well, you have a rank which is very close to being impossible to reach without cheating, therefore people think you're cheating all the time. It'll never stop, pc community is utter shîte. If you have the slightest bit of skill at something, be it racing or shooting, people are gonna call you a cheater. it's annoying.

 

of topic, how come you're on pc now? i remember you said things like "f uck pc"..

[Bnd]

Well, you have a rank which is very close to being impossible to reach without cheating, therefore people think you're cheating all the time. It'll never stop, pc community is utter shîte. If you have the slightest bit of skill at something, be it racing or shooting, people are gonna call you a cheater. it's annoying.

 

of topic, how come you're on pc now? i remember you said things like "f uck pc"..

 

I transfered to see modders, but i havent seen any suspects so far i already played like week or so.

 

BTW, If i start killing people like i do on PS4 with my Hydra, people start to Vote kick me instanly.

I've been kicked from all sessions i started to kill people, like 20people in one lobby i get insta kick for no reason.

People call me cheater by dodging their rockets then they kick me becouse i use godmode.

PC is Cancer so far.

Edited July 3, 2016 by Bender.ㅤ

[Dustkiller]

"Im gonna have to take down your account for glitch abusing and disrupting behaviour, hope that makes you learn to play this game properly"

-Random kid just after i used a plane to go all ALLAHU AKHBAR & destroyed all his merch.

 

"You went too far there with the molesting child insults, im banning you a couple of weeks until you have some respect for older people playing this game"

-Cute GTAforums mod, cop wannabe, married, total failure of a person, wastes his entire life at this game or posting here, got 2 little children, told him i was going to rape them and use their crushed brains as spice for my food, he did banned me and i lost my sh*t at this message.

[Kyrrari]

They're not directed at me but my friend who is almost always with me as an associate. I've gamed with her for a few years in shooters and she's a legit badass. I never get tired of seeing people rage about her hacking after THEY attack us. She's a miracle for crate farming, she griefs the griefers into rage quitting while I sneak off and complete crate missions. Just today she was like 40-3 versus a griefer who called her a hacker at least 50 times and me three times because I ran his ass over in Daemon a few times then shotgunned him before his body hit the gound. Right before he finally rage quit he sent me a text from passive "ur gnna get band 2 4 play w hacker reported" or something like that. Laughed my ass off so hard I had to have my other associate drive for a while. That 40-3 really makes me hate how much my #1 guard is paid, worth 4x that at minimum.

Edited July 4, 2016 by Kyrrari

[Hunter]

Just today she was like 40-3 versus a griefer

I don't know if someone can really be a griefer if they've only got 3 kills lol. Troll maybe, but I reserve griefer for stuff more like 10+.

 

But each to their own. Plus if they're sending sh*tty texts I guess that factors in too.

 

Cool story though (with no sarcasm there at all). It's always good to see someone pick on the wrong person lol.

[Kyrrari]

 

Just today she was like 40-3 versus a griefer

I don't know if someone can really be a griefer if they've only got 3 kills lol. Troll maybe, but I reserve griefer for stuff more like 10+.

 

But each to their own. Plus if they're sending sh*tty texts I guess that factors in too.

 

Cool story though (with no sarcasm there at all). It's always good to see someone pick on the wrong person lol.

 

Until my org intervened he was harassing two other CEO's/Orgs in a hydra and just obliterating them. I guess he got bored with them because he then made the mistake of coming after us. He should have known to f*ck off when she sniped him out of it before he could even start his strafing run.

Edited July 4, 2016 by Kyrrari

[Schroebedroeber]

"Im gonna have to take down your account for glitch abusing and disrupting behaviour, hope that makes you learn to play this game properly"

-Random kid just after i used a plane to go all ALLAHU AKHBAR & destroyed all his merch.

 

"You went too far there with the molesting child insults, im banning you a couple of weeks until you have some respect for older people playing this game"

-Cute GTAforums mod, cop wannabe, married, total failure of a person, wastes his entire life at this game or posting here, got 2 little children, told him i was going to rape them and use their crushed brains as spice for my food, he did banned me and i lost my sh*t at this message.

He should have banned you permanent.

 

BTW, If i start killing people like i do on PS4 with my Hydra, people start to Vote kick me instanly.

I've been kicked from all sessions i started to kill people, like 20people in one lobby i get insta kick for no reason.

People call me cheater by dodging their rockets then they kick me becouse i use godmode.

PC is Cancer so far.

Haha, i see that as a good thing.

I guess the players on pc dont like jet grievers.

 

I dont kill that many players, so i dont get that many hate messages.

But yesterday someone told me "you are the cancer of this game"

[Bnd]

I guess the players on pc dont like jet grievers.

 

My guess is that they suck in flying it and if someone else is better than them they report/kick becouse "If he is better, he must cheating"

[.Vooodu.]

MY two all time favs that i get on daily basis.

 

 

 

STOP RUNNING they say. People on foot.. with auto aim.. using Insurgents.. Sniper wigglers.. Teaming up with friends. Trying to kill me.... while im on a Street Bike. They claim im running.. I have to send them a message saying "The whole reason im on a bike is so i don't have to run,"

 

 

Only a matter of time before they run to their Hydra. So now it changes from stop running to stop.. HIDING!

 

 

 

STOP HIDING they say.. Nothing annoys pestering jet trolls like not being easy jet troll fodder. On a street bike i know every single alleyway.. under pass and parking garage.. I know all the short curts.. Which makes jets.. well a joke to me. They are just buzzing around pooping and never hitting me. Like a seagull on exlax

 

Basically they want me to stand in the open and be a simple target. Well.. whole reason im on a bike is to be a hard target. lol

[Kyrrari]

MY two all time favs that i get on daily basis.

 

 

 

STOP RUNNING they say. People on foot.. with auto aim.. using Insurgents.. Sniper wigglers.. Teaming up with friends. Trying to kill me.... while im on a Street Bike. They claim im running.. I have to send them a message saying "The whole reason im on a bike is so i don't have to run,"

 

 

Only a matter of time before they run to their Hydra. So now it changes from stop running to stop.. HIDING!

 

 

 

STOP HIDING they say.. Nothing annoys pestering jet trolls like not being easy jet troll fodder. On a street bike i know every single alleyway.. under pass and parking garage.. I know all the short curts.. Which makes jets.. well a joke to me. They are just buzzing around pooping and never hitting me. Like a seagull on exlax

 

Basically they want me to stand in the open and be a simple target. Well.. whole reason im on a bike is to be a hard target. lol

You take the street bikes into the subway and listen to them aimlessly spam the ground above while whining you must have cheats on because you're not dying. Hilarious sh*t.

[MCMXCII]

I forgot how dumb a lot of people are in free roam and just in GTAO in general. Not saying anyone here is dumb but I honestly don't know why I get surprised when I read y'alls stories about the players y'all encounter. But then I start remembering all the idiots that I encountered in free roam, missions, and heists. It's ridiculous yet entertaining because this thread wouldn't exist if it wasn't for all the idiots that play the game just like the rest of us.

[DISTRICT7642]

Tried to kick vote me for no reason twice.

Previous mission (TLSC) he didn't do sh*t.

Killed me by calling an airstrike after the message

[Hunter]

I entered a session where there was an organization of 3 - one of them was in a jet. I knew they'd probably be trouble, but instead of going straight to push the jet out, I gave the leader a peace text, and told them I was just here to make money.

 

The leader gives me an invite to their organization, which I take as a gesture of peace (I'm doing my own crate collections though, so don't accept it). Still, the leader and their friend are fine with me. The guy in the jet, as guys in jets often do, got drunk on the power of his vehicle and attacked me.

 

He got me just twice, and by then his jet was smoking, so he went for a new one. I followed in a Buzzard I'd quickly summoned, and blasted him before he could get in. Then I got in his jet and killed him with his own jet.

 

He kicked me out of course, but I just parachuted to my own Hydra, and kept at him. Evenetually he cornered himself into somewhere I couldn't reach him, so I blew up his friends (just the once) instead. Spicy messages come from him:

 

 

To which I reply, "ui ui ui!"

 

That didn't go down so well:

 

 

I reply again, "ui ui ui!"

 

With him hidden away, I pop out of my jet to deliver the cargo vehicle I'd started up a mission to do (I'd had to put it on hold for him, and the timer was ticking now).

 

Now in my warehouse (having delivered the vehicle), I see he's in a jet picking on someone else. He messes up though:

 

 

"ui ui ui!", I text.

 

Then I get out, get in my Buzzard, stop him from getting another jet, and he left.

 

Morale of the story being, just because I'm acting civil, don't think I can't fight you back if I have to.

 

Oh, and me and the remaining two members of that organization reinstated the truce, and went on with our business.

Edited July 6, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[alkaline_]

...

 

To which I reply, "ui ui ui!"

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I reply again, "ui ui ui!"

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"ui ui ui!", I text.

yes many players and forum users aswell underestimate the power of ui ui ui hihihi

Edited July 6, 2016 by alkaline_

[Cripto136]

Wouldn't say it was insultive but I thought it was pretty funny

 

[Sky_Light12]

tried going on aganist a modded account , but at cost of my life to drag him along with me

 

 

 

 

and this is his reaction ( complete with typical modder question )

 

 

[Pißwasser Time]

"If I wasn't in 'passive mode', u would be dead by now" as I walked by him in downtown LS... What's that about? lol

Edited July 6, 2016 by Pißwasser Time

[Hunter]

 

yes many players and forum users aswell underestimate the power of ui ui ui hihihi

 

Got that right, I've been causing violent emotions in people via ui ui ui:

 

 

Timed right, ui ui ui has even been known to make people rage quit:

 

Part 1:

 

 

Part 2 ("UI UI UI!" text):

 

 

Just to be clear, that guy absolutely deserved that. Went to one of my crates in his Insurgent and blew it up. He got the jet after I gave him a taste of my Buzzard.

[BlackMilk]

I don't remember if this happened before, but it could be the first time. Finally (again?) got one of these:

 

"u boy or girl?"

 

I've been ignoring friend requests ever since I started playing this female character. But most of these individuals are too lazy to attach a message or even finishing the mission during which they added me, so I delete all their requests. But now I actually have something to reply to!

 

Anyway. I'm replying and then waiting to see if there's a follow-up message.

 

 

Does it matter wether I've got tits or testicles? I think that what I do with the controller in my hands is more important.

PS: It's not insertion, sorry.

PPS: I'm taken.

 

Update to come, maybe!

[Wastelander (Suzuki)]

So some dumbass just accused me (a day one player from 2013) of being a hacker because I'm rank 296. I called him out on it, and he then begged for money and RP. After a few seconds of nothing he left. I'm on the currently modder free Xbox One (money would be nice to have tho).