What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Ok

 

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Best message was when my GTA boyfriend (then a stranger) messaged me saying I was hot and asking for a date

[handcuff_charlie]

You are all amateurs

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently he didn't get the first version just quite right, so he had to send me v2.0 a few minutes later, LMAO...epic.

Even went to the length of creating another forum account just to send these with!

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what the youtube vid links were for, didn't bother with them, but I presume they step up the epic rage to a whole other level.

Edited June 28, 2016 by handcuff_charlie

[bigraj]

Got that same message from another user today. Different subject line.

 

 

 

 

I'm sooo scared.

Edited June 28, 2016 by bigraj

[Dragon_Of_Tragedy]

[Smooth Longsack]

And. ....no longer a member lol. I forgot about this one.

 

[handcuff_charlie]

Ok so we'll call it a tie?

Granted for me he had so much rage that he sent me a hate-gram 2.0...so I think I should win this contest lol

 

What kind of amateur-hour web forum is unable to ban IP addresses and just lets little turds create unlimited accounts to go around sending ragemails to everyone under the sun?

Edited June 28, 2016 by handcuff_charlie

[Femme Fatale]

Over a year ago, I got a message from some dude saying: "GO EAT A USED CONDOM FAG!!" Since I have a sense of humor, I told my then boyfriend to jerk-off inside a condom, and I ate it...

[MCMXCII]

Best message was when my GTA boyfriend (then a stranger) messaged me saying I was hot and asking for a date

When's the baby due? I'm getting hungry.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

Best message was when my GTA boyfriend (then a stranger) messaged me saying I was hot and asking for a date

When's the baby due? I'm getting hungry.

I'm on the pill

[MCMXCII]

 

 

Best message was when my GTA boyfriend (then a stranger) messaged me saying I was hot and asking for a date

When's the baby due? I'm getting hungry.

I'm on the pill Damn it!

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

 

 

Best message was when my GTA boyfriend (then a stranger) messaged me saying I was hot and asking for a date

When's the baby due? I'm getting hungry.

I'm on the pill Damn it!

Sowwee

[WildGoose73]

You are all amateurs

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently he didn't get the first version just quite right, so he had to send me v2.0 a few minutes later, LMAO...epic.

Even went to the length of creating another forum account just to send these with!

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what the youtube vid links were for, didn't bother with them, but I presume they step up the epic rage to a whole other level.

WOW!!! Now theres someone with alot of rage brewing inside. Very graphic too. Sounds like someone who needs to be removed from normal society and placed on heavy medication. Can anyone say "sociopath"?

[handcuff_charlie]

 

You are all amateurs

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently he didn't get the first version just quite right, so he had to send me v2.0 a few minutes later, LMAO...epic.

Even went to the length of creating another forum account just to send these with!

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what the youtube vid links were for, didn't bother with them, but I presume they step up the epic rage to a whole other level.

WOW!!! Now theres someone with alot of rage brewing inside. Very graphic too. Sounds like someone who needs to be removed from normal society and placed on heavy medication. Can anyone say "sociopath"?

 

 

Certainly someone who needs to spend less time on the internet and go outside and meet a girl....any girl.

Edited June 29, 2016 by handcuff_charlie

[ElliotCW]

^ Those messages are a copy pasta aren't they?

[WildGoose73]

 

 

You are all amateurs

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently he didn't get the first version just quite right, so he had to send me v2.0 a few minutes later, LMAO...epic.

Even went to the length of creating another forum account just to send these with!

 

 

 

 

I don't even know what the youtube vid links were for, didn't bother with them, but I presume they step up the epic rage to a whole other level.

WOW!!! Now theres someone with alot of rage brewing inside. Very graphic too. Sounds like someone who needs to be removed from normal society and placed on heavy medication. Can anyone say "sociopath"?

 

 

Certainly someone who needs to spend less time on the internet and go outside and meet a girl....any girl.

 

No...lol, he should be kept away from girls, women, etc..he should not be allowed to procreate. forced sterillization. he probably tortures small animals for fun, the sick bastard.

[update_lsc]

A free roam battle with someone who was on my friends list, who deliberately ruined a crate sale with 19/20 air drops left. And I kept getting hate messages during the battle. They are shown at the end of this video.

 

 

Bleh, all i am seeing in that video is you hiding in cover.

 

Back on topic, i'm being called a cheater all the time, does that count?

[HowsItGoingM8]

 

'pvp youtube exposed lzzz' community in a nutshell lol

[Sky_Light12]

old and not mine

 

 

 

 

my comment :

and you sir just won " douchebag of the year " award

Edited July 1, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[Gridl0k]

^ Those messages are a copy pasta aren't they?

 

Yes.

[gorskiegangsta]

Best one I got was from some kid asking if I can give him a couple of mil to buy a T20 (I'm Lv300-ish, so I guess he assumed I'm a modder). When I replied "nope", he claimed he and his friend were R* devs and would ban me if I don't give them money.

 

I sold a gang car, gave him the money, and told him to buy a faggio.

[nWo_Y2J_2015]

Best one I got was from some kid asking if I can give him a couple of mil to buy a T20 (I'm Lv300-ish, so I guess he assumed I'm a modder). When I replied "nope", he claimed he and his friend were R* devs and would ban me if I don't give them money.

 

I sold a gang car, gave him the money, and told him to buy a faggio.

You still gave him some money. You are such a good person. Someone give this man a medal! lol

Edited July 2, 2016 by nWo_Y2J_2015

[Angelababy16]

LOLOL this guy accused me of eating his dogs LOLOLOL ( im asian )

[rixyboyy18]

I get a lot of "Get Cancer" off people.

 

They salty af.

[JackCarter]

I'm usually the one getting my communication suspended for trash talking.

 

 

I always got a kick out of the old 360 star ratings cause it showed you why they avoid you, 38% avoided and the 3 reasons were unsporting behavior, aggressive & trash talking.

[Hunter]

Tonight was an eventful night.

 

So I saw a bounty while in my Buzzard; naturally I went and quickly killed him. I didn't stay to pick on him or anything - I was just in, blasted him, then quickly flew out. I got a 1 v 1 invite though, so he obviously wasn't happy.

 

I see the notification coming up saying he's activated ghost organization, so I fly up high in my Buzzard. Scanning the area, I spot him in his own Buzzard, and take him out with mine.

 

Moments after that, a jet (unaffiliated with either of us) starts trying to attack me. I'm still in the Buzzard, and duke it out with the jet for a while. After a few minutes of ducking around buildings and fighting, I notice the original guy's activated ghost organization again. I spot him in his Buzzard, and dodge a missile he sends me.

 

Luckily for me, he gets caught up with the jet. While they're both distracting each other, I take them both out:

 

 

 

I fly away while waiting for him to get back on the radar, and get this:

 

(My name's chocolate stain, and does not refer to anyone of any race).

 

I ignore that anyway; then I get this:

 

 

Why he thought I'd fall for that and make a sale for him to ambush, I have no idea. So I text him a simple reply:

 

"Lol."

 

I then get this:

 

 

To which I reply:

 

"Why would I do that lol?"

 

He replies back:

 

 

I say:

 

"I'm right here, you just keep failing to get me."

 

He responds:

 

 

I tell him:

 

"I already rekt you lol." (Not my usual vocabulary, but he needed trolling).

 

He responds again:

 

 

Unsure of what to say to that, the only appropriate response for me to give was this:

 

"lel"

 

I look at my map, and see he's still. He is presumably texting something, so I creep over in my Buzzard and blow him up before he can. I text him:

 

"LMAO"

 

"Lol"

 

I'm sent this:

 

I send a mugger, and then blast him while he's down (still in the Buzzard). I get this:

 

To which I reply with an obligatory "lol". He then sends this:

 

I land at the top of the construction site (by now I've been in the Buzzard a long time, and need a break from it). He switches on ghost organization, so I prepare.

 

I can hear a Savage's explosive rounds, then a clanging sound (evidently, he has crashed). He didn't die though, so he probably managed to bail onto the roof where I was. Naturally, I parachuted off.

 

I decided I'd zoom over to my Kraken sub and troll him. While I'm driving though, I notice he's off radar again, and presumably in a Buzzard. Not to worry though:

 

 

 

By the time he respawns, it's too late. I'm in the sub, and no matter how many explosives he spams at the water (and believe me, he did) I'm getting away. I text him:

 

"Lol".

 

He replies:

I tell him:

 

"I am, your tears are great."

 

 

 

To be fair, I did get troll-ific towards the end. But I think it was fair enough - you shouldn't go around calling people N-words. And he kept coming after me anyway.

Edited July 3, 2016 by Icantthinkofonew

[Grimoire]

Being a black guy or even playing as a black guy...You got a lot of disgusting or hilarious messages (especially on pc)

 

Here is one example of a guy making me laugh and then feeling strange afterwards.

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Guy-''Hey are you black?''

Me-''Yes i am? so what?''

Guy-''I didn't know black people could play on PC...''

Me-Why wouldn't we be able to?

Guy-''Well...It's hard to build a PC on food stamps''

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I laughed way too f*cking hard....I am pretty sure I creeped him out,because he left the session after I was finished laughing...

Edited July 3, 2016 by GRlMOlRE

[xxN8mare GFYxx]

"Come at me at CoD, 1v1 Quickscopes only" LOL! or "I have a 5.3 K/D in Call of Duty, Come at me"

 

Literally these kids make me laugh, not because of what they say but because they believe i play CoD XD, I'm a Battlefield Player.

[GodAllMarley]

I swear all I get is the N word in txt or through audio, only time I mic up and relentlessly kill whoever said it. I retaliate killed somebody 2/1 and instant message was N*gger lol. Try to tell people this 4.0kd ain't nothin to play with, neither is this heavy I'm scoping with. I'm an a*hole with that sniper.

Edited July 3, 2016 by GodAllMarley

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

The ones that make me laugh are 1v1 loser....................from the player thats losing a pvp battle lol