What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[dino722]

Some guy tried to run me over, but I killed him. He sends me this after respwaning.loooooool i.got that one aswell once cause he had a bounty

[Gridl0k]

Claim a bounty;

 

 

Oscar Wilde over here.

 

I asked him what a chessburger is and mugged him while he was replying, as is the custom.

Edited June 5, 2016 by Gridl0k

[Arrows to Athens]

Guy hits me with his mesa, then blows me up with a sticky.

 

After killing him about 40 times:

 

''let me serve you''

[MCMXCII]

Guy hits me with his mesa, then blows me up with a sticky.

 

After killing him about 40 times:

 

''let me serve you''

What was he serving? Was he your waitor at a restaurant?

[Azirah]

[Gridl0k]

I think that's called a 'cold open'..

[Mr_Zombly]

You didn't clarify if this is one of the best or worst.

[Azirah]

 

You didn't clarify if this is one of the best or worst.

Oh it's the best

[RichiesTrucking]

I received an invite to an apartment once from a girl (real one) so Imessaged her saying what kind of boy do you take me for? Apparently she was bored so we started messing around in the lobby

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Kinky times lol

[Hybrid_Punk]

 

I received an invite to an apartment once from a girl (real one) so Imessaged her saying what kind of boy do you take me for? Apparently she was bored so we started messing around in the lobby

 

My man Richie lost his digital virginity. Congrats.

[Fennimoe]

Someone literally just made an account to blast me... They didn't last long. Why was this guy so upset? Was it because I was smart in my game play? I don't know. All I know is that I do NOT talk like this.

 

[MCMXCII]

That was copypasta that was sent to you. Other members got the same thing too.

[Fennimoe]

That was copypasta that was sent to you. Other members got the same thing too.

Oh... that makes sense! Lololol

[MCMXCII]

I've been here a little over a year and I've seen other members report on it. It seems to appear off and on so you're not the first.

[Exploding Pants]

 

 

I lost. Best one here.

 

Since my Xbone crapped out a few weeks ago I went back to last gen til I get another one. It's been a sh*tstorm of like level 15 screaming children. I don't know if it's always been like that, but I haven't seen someone above level 80 yet. Also the servers are like completely empty.

 

Anyway, on topic. Since I returned to last gen, I flattened this dude who was running people down on A Titan of a Job and he said "fck idiot fck up ill fck ur mom". He proceeded to say "oh england kiddie fliddler".

Then the player I saved from flattening says "u got modz?"

Also one time I was accused of having daddy issues. I believe the exact quote was "u f*ck daddy u son of basterd b*tch".

I haven't gotten anything very creative. Oh well.

[SlimeySnail10]

Was doing executive search and some try hard came along (Hydra and Off the Radar) and killed me, sent me "haha sh*t c*nt", I proceeded to spam him the lyrics of Photograph by Nickel back, didn't get a response.

[MCMXCII]

Lol just got this pm on here from someone named @dwh850.

 

You spend way too much time on the internet. I can only imagine the loser you are in real life haha. I'd love to smash a fat slobby loser in his mothers basement. Get a life nerd.

I have yet to give this guy a witty response. lol Edited June 8, 2016 by jrl51592

[Hunter]

So someone was waiting outside my warehouse, got me before I could see what was going on. I got him back, went on my way, and got this:

 

 

Five minutes later, the same guy has a bounty on him, and since he's sent his text to me, why not?

 

[Baemerz]

D:

[Stoakzee]

[Str33tJustus]

I was doing piracy prevention the other night with only two other people in the lobby. Figured they wouldn't bother me, it's only the 3 of us...

 

One begins swimming over to my yacht in passive and as he approaches i text him: "leave or die"

 

He replies "Die!"

 

The fact that he chose to die caught me off guard and I laughed pretty hard.

 

The other random in the lobby flys over and lands on my yacht as Mr.Die disables passive. Random flyer kills Mr.Die and I kill random flyer.

 

Mr.Die texts me: "Lol"

 

I reply "I don't want to kill you"

 

Mr.Die: "Friends?"

 

Me: "Sure, after this VIP job"

 

Mr.Die: "What VIP job?"

 

I facepalm and see him swim over once more. I then proceed to kill Mr.Die as he enters the yellow marker and disables passive. Piracy Prevention expires, I get my money, leave session and never look back.

Edited June 14, 2016 by Str33tJustus

[Switch]

"My di** is so hard becouse of you" Is that even an insult? lmao

Edited June 14, 2016 by Switch__

[MaleTiger]

The other night someone sent me a message over Xbox Live saying "Prepare for DDOS motherf*cker!". They disappeared from the session a few seconds after I reported the message and while I'd guess it was just a simple session split it did make me hope that their Live privilages were revoked.

 

I hadn't even done anything to them to warrant the message, other than playing/in a chat with a crew member who was attacking them.

Xbox LIVE ban extremely quick if you even mention IP addresses or DDOS on a message

[Azirah]

 

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Well this player wasn't fond of being owned lol named after two brothers that liked each other a bit more than brotherhood as well

 

 

[Jammsbro]

Just got some guy saying bobo over and over. No idea.

[Sky_Light12]

Lol just got this pm on here from someone named @dwh850.

 

You spend way too much time on the internet. I can only imagine the loser you are in real life haha. I'd love to smash a fat slobby loser in his mothers basement. Get a life nerd.

I have yet to give this guy a witty response. lol

 

 

 

 

Edited June 19, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[Guest]

Slay a guy over and over. "You n00b, you can't play" - what?

[Red Lynx 23]

A free roam battle with someone who was on my friends list, who deliberately ruined a crate sale with 19/20 air drops left. And I kept getting hate messages during the battle. They are shown at the end of this video.

 

 

Edited June 28, 2016 by Red Lynx 23