What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Pleasance13]

I haven't received many messages, but sometimes if another player has a mic and they're blasting music I'll request songs.

[__TheGovernor__]

 

Some guy tried to run me over, but I killed him. He sends me this after respwaning.

 

Did he set a bounty on you lol.Nope but he did come after me multiple times.

[Johnny Alpha]

Some guy and his friend raging. I forget why. I've had this saved for a while.

 

 

 

And this little gem was the other night. I was drinking so I'm sure I did something to totally deserve this

 

Edited May 31, 2016 by Johnny Alpha

[Hotband]

I was looking at some guys profile while waiting for the mission to start, and I noticed he was a Vikings fan. I then messaged him in–game telling him "viqueens suck" (I'm a Green Bay fan btw). He then messages me that "your weird af for looking at my profile". I guess he's still butthurt over that field goal

Edited May 31, 2016 by Hotband

[Pleasance13]

Haha, I love how you still maintained the courtesy of censoring the guy's PSN ID.

And this little gem was the other night. I was drinking so I'm sure I did something to totally deserve this

 

[Gridl0k]

Go sleep in a condom you sperm is my new favourite insult.

 

12 year olds are funny.

[TKDSnovelist]

 

Haha, I love how you still maintained the courtesy of censoring the guy's PSN ID.

 

And this little gem was the other night. I was drinking so I'm sure I did something to totally deserve this

 

 

 

shouldn't have censored it, totally deserves a hundred reports + ban

[AUScowboy]

No it doesn't, insecure much? Any good natured f*ck would find that sqeaker babble hilarious..lol.

[Sky_Light12]

Some guy and his friend raging. I forget why. I've had this saved for a while.

 

 

 

And this little gem was the other night. I was drinking so I'm sure I did something to totally deserve this

tell me the guy with a bomb in his profile picture is a boomerang bigot or just a white knight

[MagicalBasturd]

Aside from the usual "please drop muny"(being level 209 means hacker?)

I've been called a "basturd in a pickle"(I had a green Armored V12 at the time)

[Sneakerhead.]

Some guy and his friend raging. I forget why. I've had this saved for a while.

 

 

 

And this little gem was the other night. I was drinking so I'm sure I did something to totally deserve this

 

"You look like Jared from subway nigga beating off to kylie jenner photos with meatball marinara sauce"

"Nigga u probably eat more ass than jared from Subway uhnazi jew dyke ni****"

"CUZ ALL YOU GET IS REJECTED BY GRILS BITCH"

 

"YOU ALSO GOT REJECTED BY ME WHEN I f*ckED YOUR BITCH"

'SHE f*ckED ME AND ALL YOUR FAMILY"

Straight comedy gold loool

[grand theft spaghetti]

some dude with a female character was sending me pervy messages. i wont repeat them here.

 

i decided what the hell, i'll play along. i invited them to my apartment and they showed up wearing one of those sundresses. my male character was in his boxers lying in bed and i told the other dude im not getting up until "she" gets her ass in the kitchen and makes me a sandwich.

 

they sent me a friend request after that.

Edited June 1, 2016 by grand theft spaghetti

[MCMXCII]

some dude with a female character was sending me pervy messages. i wont repeat them here.

 

i decided what the hell, i'll play along. i invited them to my apartment and they showed up wearing one of those sundresses. my male character was in his boxers lying in bed and i told the other dude im not getting up until "she" gets her ass in the kitchen and makes me a sandwich.

 

they sent me a friend request after that.

Did "she" make you a sandwich?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

After a good 5mins (a new record) of attacking this players yacht i texted them ''I LOVE HYDRAAAAAA" this was my reply from them lol

 

 

I let this player know my mother loves them back didnt get a reply after haha

Edited June 1, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Tonguegirl]

" I be your escort pls "

 

From a non-English speaking player looking to be my bodyguard. I thought it was cute.

Edited June 1, 2016 by Tonguegirl

[Retroview1955]

A level 96 tried to run up on me while I was in a gun store and got ended. Dude was spawn sniped 2 times. Dude launches pause menu. At that point, I knew a message was coming. This exchange happened through the XB dashboard.

I'm level 413.

 

Dude: You totally glitched your level.

Me: How?

Dude: I don't know but you did. No one can kill with one shot.

Me: You shouldn't have tried to sneak up on me and it was a headshot.

Dude: And you're a cheater.

Me: You do realize this game has been out of nearly three years right? I'm skilled and that's why you got your ass whooped.

Most modders with high levels are garbage. I'm the real deal.

Dude: Yeah and I'm going to report you for hacking.

Me: Ok.

 

After our exchange, he gets into a Hydra and strafes me. I enter d*ck mode and rocket suicide and blow him out the sky on the first try.

Dude leaves the session.

 

I kinda wonder what happens when people falsely report people for cheating. Can Rockstar figure out if you did in fact cheat? Will they punish the person for lying on players who are not cheating? Maybe I should call Rockstar and ask.

Edited June 1, 2016 by Retroview1955

[Retroview1955]

After a good 5mins (a new record) of attacking this players yacht i texted them ''I LOVE HYDRAAAAAA" this was my reply from them lol

 

 

I let this player know my mother loves them back didnt get a reply after haha

Boys and their jets. I love em!

[ash-274]

Last week, out of nowhere, I got a PSN message with an offer of fellatio.

 

I look at the message history and that player asked me to mod-drop him some cash several months ago (which I couldn't because I don't have/use mods and we're on PS4 anyway).

 

I just shake my head, delete the message and move on.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

After a good 5mins (a new record) of attacking this players yacht i texted them ''I LOVE HYDRAAAAAA" this was my reply from them lol

 

 

I let this player know my mother loves them back didnt get a reply after haha

Boys and their jets. I love em!

 

Im usually a buzzard pilot but im slowly getting the hang of the hydra (total jet flying time 1day,7hours out of 80days) a skilled dodo pilot would probably wipe me out lol.

Piracy prevention is great training for an amateur jet flyer like myself

This player is a obvious lazer griefer if they new my flying time and lack of overall jet skill they would be ashamed must of killed this player a dozen times easy haha

Edited June 1, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Nino El]

Got this today lol

 

Go out, search for a real life, meet with some friends, go to gym or something.. Make anything that's worth it to spend some time you freak

[VeraVanderpump]

Some guy earlier today messaged me

 

"Bet you can't catch me".

 

I guess he forgot I was literally in front of him.

 

I "caught" him 10 times after that before he quit.

[OfficialTwiggz]

This level 4K and some change was doing the typical dances in Online (first person strafing, marksman, blowing themselves up after they get injured, rockets)

 

So I called him out on his sh*t via game chat. Made a few friends out of it too. He texts me "I'm in third person, cry baby"

 

I'm like "alright bitch, talk sh*t in game but can't jump on the mic with your modded 6.66 kd, leave the game kid"

 

He left several minutes later.

[WelcomeToOblivion]

"I hope your Dog dies in a forest fire" and "Lzzzzzz get rekt NOOB RIP" The usual cancer.

[Nonstopmaximum]

U retarded bru?

 

I replied in a similar manner.

[Amy Vinewood]

 

First of all, I'm not your bae.. Second, i can assure you, you're not my type..

 

I really think he was just trying to mess with my head because this was in freeroam and it was 16 vs 2 in my favor, (and the first kill was from him)

I was almost starting to feel bad for him until i got this.

[Hunter]

I really think he was just trying to mess with my head because this was in freeroam and it was 16 vs 2 in my favor, (and the first kill was from him)

Yeah he'd definitely be trying to mess with your head. People will pick out anything they can about your name/character if they think they can try upset you with it.

 

If your character's black, then suddenly your enemy turns into a white power neo-nazi; if your character's a girl, your enemy will apparently be masturbating.

 

It all boils down to sour grapes lol.

 

If your character/name is pretty un-revealing of who you are, then they'll just try taking a stab in the dark. I've been called everything you can imagine.

[CrysisAverted]

"G"

 

First of all, I'm not your bae.. Second, i can assure you, you're not my type..

I really think he was just trying to mess with my head because this was in freeroam and it was 16 vs 2 in my favor, (and the first kill was from him)
I was almost starting to feel bad for him until i got this.

 

But Nightwing is everybody's type

 

[MaleTiger]

This level 4K and some change was doing the typical dances in Online (first person strafing, marksman, blowing themselves up after they get injured, rockets)

So I called him out on his sh*t via game chat. Made a few friends out of it too. He texts me "I'm in third person, cry baby"

I'm like "alright bitch, talk sh*t in game but can't jump on the mic with your modded 6.66 kd, leave the game kid"

He left several minutes later.

A K/D of 6 isn't always modded lol. Anything under 10 can be obtained.

[.Vooodu.]

I always run into these clunker heads that think that just because 'they' decide to attack me. That i should have to pull over, get off my bike and play spawn kill wars on foot with them.

 

Like this.. http://xboxclips.com/Vooodu/5d4a5de0-ff60-4c4a-a51b-1f8f86b68d02

 

 

People send me messages like that all the time. I always find that sh*t funny.

 

Im running? The whole reason im on my bike is to avoid running...lol

 

 

Oooh you just want me to stand still... HAhahaha.. no

Edited June 5, 2016 by HulioG

[MCMXCII]

I always run into these clunker heads that think that just because 'they' decide to attack me. That i should have to pull over, get off my bike and play spawn kill wars on foot with them.

 

Like this.. http://xboxclips.com/Vooodu/5d4a5de0-ff60-4c4a-a51b-1f8f86b68d02

 

 

People send me messages like that all the time. I always find that sh*t funny.

 

Im running? The whole reason im on my bike is to avoid running...lol

 

 

Oooh you just want me to stand still... HAhahaha.. no

I've had that happen before. I was just cruising around on my bike when this guy started to follow me In his super. I kept making turns as often as I could to keep him from catching up with me and hitting me off of my bike. The guy gave up and called me a "Pussy" because I denied him an easy kill. Lol I could have easily dropped sticky's and blew him up but I wasn't in the mood. I just kept laughing at him because I knew what he was trying to do but couldn't do.