What are the best/worst messages other players sent you ?

[Azirah]

Killed someone 5 times bc they kept trying to snipe me. I got a 'I bet you suck dik real good you cokk sucker'

[Hunter]

Ages ago I got a voice message; I could hear it was clearly a young kid (he had one of those high voices that some boys have when they're young):

 

"I'll find you and kill your family, then I'll kill your family's dog, then your family's family's dog, and then your family's family's family's dog". Then a short bit of excited giggling before the message ended.

 

Xbox Live is a weird place.

[jdv95]

Ages ago I got a voice message; I could hear it was clearly a young kid (he had one of those high voices that some boys have when they're young):

 

"I'll find you and kill your family, then I'll kill your family's dog, then your family's family's dog, and then your family's family's family's dog". Then a short bit of excited giggling before the message ended.

 

Xbox Live is a weird place.

but do you even have a dog?

[Hunter]

but do you even have a dog?

Lol, no. Or a family's family, or a family's family's family.

[20451ecneps]

Well after I shot someone waiting outside LS Customs trying to kill me, I got a message that said: "P$$Y"

 

and then when I went on about my business over to Ammu-Nation, he sent me another message that said: "thts right. Run little girl"

 

He did end up killing me, but mostly because he was using the marksman rifle. Ya know, because he's good at this game....

 

And as if that wasn't enough, right after he killed me, he ran off to Sandy Shores.

Edited May 26, 2016 by SPENCE15

[jdv95]

Well after I shot someone waiting outside LS Customs trying to kill me, I got a message that said: "P$$Y"

 

and then when I went on about my business over to Ammu-Nation, he sent me another message that said: "thts right. Run little girl"

 

He did end up killing me, but mostly because he was using the marksman rifle. Ya know, because he's good at this game....

wait so he called you a pussy for killing him in self defense because he wanted to kill you? i don't think that guy understands the meaning behind the insult.

[Hunter]

Killed someone 5 times bc they kept trying to snipe me. I got a 'I bet you suck dik real good you cokk sucker'

How forward of him lol.

 

In other news, that cop outfit meant I got this message off a random (who also had the uniform):

 

[Godovermoney]

I kept shooting this dude, and then he would run away. Then he came back with a jet, and got me once. He then ran away again in the same jet lol. I messaged him calling him a coward, and he asked why I was mad. I kept telling him I wasn't mad, but he continued to tell me I was mad even though I wasn't. I basically beat the snot out of him, and he just kept saying I was mad. Then another guy sent me a message, and I offered him a 1v1 but in the city. I went to our agreed location, and took off my bulletproof helmet like he asked but he never showed up lol.

[MCMXCII]

Killed someone 5 times bc they kept trying to snipe me. I got a 'I bet you suck dik real good you cokk sucker'

That reminds me of this guy who kept telling my friend that he was going to cream all over his face even though my friend is a guy and was on mic the whole time this dude kept saying it to him.

[Pedinhuh]

 

 

Just dic Pac std. Everything normal we reach the cliff in kuruma so this guys jump and I wtf dude so one dies... I ask why he jump so he answer this beauty

 

And continues

Can someone translate this?

 

Here is my attempt at translating this into English:

 

"Me too. Those stupid randoms jumped out so I thought I would too. It's not right. Jesus loves me."

 

"That's the risk with randoms."

 

"Hey, you're the random to me. I'm host so I can talk sh*t to you. Don't make me cry or I will kick you and you get nothing. You're making me laugh. I'm a rich wannabe gangster in GTA Online. Come and see."

"Come and see"?

f*cking homeboy thinking he's Ramsey now???

Jesus...

[AlexBecky]

I got a message on PSN one day it read: "Your mom touched mine" and after ignoring, About 15 minutes later he sends another message saying "Your my son". Made me chuckle

[MCMXCII]

I got a message on PSN one day it read: "Your mom touched mine" and after ignoring, About 15 minutes later he sends another message saying "Your my son". Made me chuckle

Plot twist, he was your father.

[The First Hunter]

 

I got a message on PSN one day it read: "Your mom touched mine" and after ignoring, About 15 minutes later he sends another message saying "Your my son". Made me chuckle

Plot twist, he was your father.

 

DUN DUN DUNNNN....

[DOMiNiQUE_KOOi]

So this guy who had a KD of 12.54 started killing me repeadtly. I had no chance of fighting back so i send him a message "stop plz". He replied: "haha noob go suck your dads d*ck! " wow typical GTA online player

[Nino El]

http://xboxclips.com/El+Nino+19f/ccc84cca-10f3-42e3-bf99-3ca239963ae1

 

Second time I've had a die of cancer txt

 

I thought I took a screenshot but I made a video by mistake you'll still see the txt tho

[Nick1020]

So this guy who had a KD of 12.54 started killing me repeadtly. I had no chance of fighting back so i send him a message "stop plz". He replied: "haha noob go suck your dads d*ck! " wow typical GTA online player

Don't let those k/d's fool ya. They're either modded or uses the jet or killed themselves before getting killed. Do you remember his level?

[Saikou]

"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN THIS GAME ON GOD BRUH"

 

I was sniping people from the top of the Maze Bank building.

[Arrows to Athens]

Well after I shot someone waiting outside LS Customs trying to kill me, I got a message that said: "P$$Y"

 

and then when I went on about my business over to Ammu-Nation, he sent me another message that said: "thts right. Run little girl"

 

He did end up killing me, but mostly because he was using the marksman rifle. Ya know, because he's good at this game....

 

And as if that wasn't enough, right after he killed me, he ran off to Sandy Shores.

Why do people still think the Marksman is a noob weapon?

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Attacking another vip's yacht with a hydra today and doing very well for my jet standards next thing multiple messages of ''hacker'' 1v1''fight on foot PU$$¥''u marked'' and 4 votes to kick of course (in a lobby of 8) kicked out a winner i suppose talk about butt hurt lol

Edited May 29, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Rose.Quartz]

Someone insulted me in a different language.

[Taintedsoul_x]

Someone called me a pussy so i replied back to him; You are what you eat.

[DeucesR]

[Taintedsoul_x]

Should've spanked him with your rifle or hydra.

[Sky_Light12]

Someone called me a pussy so i replied back to him; You are what you eat.

"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN THIS GAME ON GOD BRUH"

 

I was sniping people from the top of the Maze Bank building.

best response : " No , you are , Bruh "

Edited May 30, 2016 by Sky_Light12

[jrryvc]

6 versus 2 in the ring fight, went inside the barn so i dont get jumped, 2 minutes later from a level 200.."puuuuuuuusssssss" im only level 61 cos ive been making a lot of characters

[__TheGovernor__]

Some guy tried to run me over, but I killed him. He sends me this after respwaning.

[Mr_Zombly]

Some guy tried to run me over, but I killed him. He sends me this after respwaning.

Did he set a bounty on you lol.

[OfficialTwiggz]

Whenever I see someone strafing in first person and using a marksman, I call them garbage and normally that gets them more pissed.

 

They're like "yeah? Well I'm up by 3 on you"

 

"Well yeah, because you're garbage"

 

Apologizes to anyone if OfficialTwiggz has called you garbage in game before.

[DedetOS1]

[Nyamber]

"u give me mods and money u r haker?"

 

The character I was playing as is level 182. And I play on PS4. I don't know why he thought I was a hacker.